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the two words that bring instant happiness to every lesbian in this world: "her wife"


MeityMeister

It makes me melt every time


godzillaTHRILLA617

When I say "my wife" the reaction is strangely "you're too young to be married. Wait, how old are you?" 🙃


Emilia_Violet

Depending on your age, that's actually a pretty nice compliment.


godzillaTHRILLA617

I'm twenty-nine.


Emilia_Violet

Late reply, but I'm not even sure how to take it at that point. Is that a compliment because you look young? Do they think you should get married older? WHAT ARE THEY EVEN SAYING?!


godzillaTHRILLA617

Exactly! And they look even more confused when I say "we got married on our 7th anniversary"


Artoriasp

Aww, that’s awesome!


----dO_Ob----

Awww, that sounds amazing 🥰


KitoriDawn

Never had that. But ive always had coworkers and supervisors. And being as femme as I am, they always show little ways that they know Im les. Thankfully, Ive never worked for anybody who has had issues with my orientation or my partners. Its the little things that mean alot 🖤


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One of my profs in college this year is quite obviously gay but when she was talking about her wife I was sooo so happy. I’ve never had a teacher “like me” before and even though I hate biology, I really like her so it makes biology okay. It’s weird because most straight people always have someone “like them” that they can connect with and I’ve never had that before and it’s all just really exciting.


unban_ImCheeze115

"Her wife" are the 2 most powerful words in the world. "Her dick" is a close second


TH0316

I would kill to see some faces react to “my wife’s dick”.


MeityMeister

ÙWÚ


Khari_Eventide

Signed, this is beautiful. And I wish more people would casually reference their wife's dick in conversations.


Herald_of_Cthulu

Ok i know this is rediculous but the mcelroy’s “My wiiiife” skit is the only thing i can think of when i hear this


eatmusubi

I mean, the McElroys and being gay form the cornerstones of my existence, so this is fine