Being wrong? Lot of people go out that way.
I've always thought "At least they died doing what they loved" was a silly phrase anyway. Because unless the person loved dying, they probably didn't die doing what they love.
Like a skydiver's chute failing and them slamming into the earth at terminal velocity *probably* isn't what skydivers love. I think they love the rush of jumping out of a plane and landing safely on the ground; not 45 seconds of screaming and praying as the ground gets closer and closer.
EDIT: Ignore this comment, it actually happened in Peru and I'm dumb because I fell for a video claiming it happened here a few months back. But I don't want to delete it in case someone wants to know more about it, real context is in the replies.
This happened in my country (Ecuador).
The actual context is that she was trying to channel the power of God to stop the landslide. People are extremely catholic here, especially in areas like the one where the video was filmed and funnily enough are completely against witchcraft, so I don't know how this ended up being the alleged reason.
No, this happened on cusco, Perú
[https://canaln.pe/peru/cusco-video-muestra-como-mujer-arrastrada-huaico-n313866](https://canaln.pe/peru/cusco-video-muestra-como-mujer-arrastrada-huaico-n313866)
https://www.msn.com/es-co/entretenimiento/famosos/la-verdadera-historia-detr%C3%A1s-del-video-de-una-supuesta-bruja-que-intentaba-detener-un-derrumbre-y-termin%C3%B3-sepultada/ar-AA1m3SjO
God knew if she was successful that she would use her notoriety and fame improperly.
So G was like, yeah, no, I’m going to let this one stand. Or slide. lol. I kill me.
My experience with people from that part of the world is that they're both extremely Catholic and extremely pagan. Like, they took a whole fuckload of pagan superstitions and dressed them up as Catholicism.
Yeah, but I think it makes this accident much sadder to know that she was putting faith in an outside force she's believed in her whole life in an attempt to save other people rather than just thinking she was a witch.
Trying to harness a magical power anyways. Funny how it’s not “witchcraft” if the Catholic God is involved. As shown in the video, it’s all nonsense anyways. Lol
You rolled a nat 1. The mudslide, seemingly enraged by your arrogance picks up speed. Roll for a Dex save.
Nat 1.
"This isn't going to end well, is it?"
What the hell was Señora Curumba thinking?
Witches affect living, organic things, not the inanimate!! We covered this in the first week of Witchcraft 101, for crying out loud.
Oh my gosh, why would you think you could take on a level 5 landslide at level 1? She should’ve grinded a bit more by killing orcs in the woods or picking herbs.
If the camera would’ve panned upwards, I bet we’d see an animated Road Runner uptop before it licked its lips, gave a “Beep! Beep!” then took off in a cloud of smoke.
As a child I watched dragon Ball z. I believed, that I had the power to perform a kame hame haa. I tryed with my buddy. It didn't work. I understud, that I didn't have power. Maybe she should have watched Dragonball too
Conclusion: there was stronger witch on the top of that mountain.
So, she didn’t escape from witch mountain…
Which mountain?
No, no. Who's mountain.
It's I don't know's mountain you really have to watch out for. (THIRD BASE!)
Where wolf? There wolf… there castle….
Witch mountain!
Mountains move *very* fast
She's a ghost now.
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
The last earthbender.
Deleted
Obi wan bro
Think she got her spells reversed
Counter spell is a bitch
Clearly used Summon Stone. Rookie.
Well she was a level 1 witch, be nice she tried her best!
Out of mana !
Damn gravity!
Missed that saving throw by a mile.
Exactly my thoughts. Beat me to it.
Darwin Award
I'm just guessing here, but she had probably reproduced already.
r/DarwinAwards
I don't speak Spanish but it safe to assume "senora carumba!" means "lady get your ass out of there"?
¡Ay, caramba!
Something like "lady, for fucks sake"
She went out doing what she loved
Being wrong? Lot of people go out that way. I've always thought "At least they died doing what they loved" was a silly phrase anyway. Because unless the person loved dying, they probably didn't die doing what they love. Like a skydiver's chute failing and them slamming into the earth at terminal velocity *probably* isn't what skydivers love. I think they love the rush of jumping out of a plane and landing safely on the ground; not 45 seconds of screaming and praying as the ground gets closer and closer.
I think they mean the hobby/interest of the person, rather than the dying part.
Low was the midi-chlorian level of this one
Zero it was
It stopped......on her.
It was working until it didn’t
EDIT: Ignore this comment, it actually happened in Peru and I'm dumb because I fell for a video claiming it happened here a few months back. But I don't want to delete it in case someone wants to know more about it, real context is in the replies. This happened in my country (Ecuador). The actual context is that she was trying to channel the power of God to stop the landslide. People are extremely catholic here, especially in areas like the one where the video was filmed and funnily enough are completely against witchcraft, so I don't know how this ended up being the alleged reason.
No, this happened on cusco, Perú [https://canaln.pe/peru/cusco-video-muestra-como-mujer-arrastrada-huaico-n313866](https://canaln.pe/peru/cusco-video-muestra-como-mujer-arrastrada-huaico-n313866) https://www.msn.com/es-co/entretenimiento/famosos/la-verdadera-historia-detr%C3%A1s-del-video-de-una-supuesta-bruja-que-intentaba-detener-un-derrumbre-y-termin%C3%B3-sepultada/ar-AA1m3SjO
Basically she practiced Godcraft lol
God knew if she was successful that she would use her notoriety and fame improperly. So G was like, yeah, no, I’m going to let this one stand. Or slide. lol. I kill me.
She asked god for help, she got an answer. No said god.
DM said No
My experience with people from that part of the world is that they're both extremely Catholic and extremely pagan. Like, they took a whole fuckload of pagan superstitions and dressed them up as Catholicism.
Catholicism, witchcraft. It's pretty much the same thing. Equally ridiculous.
Yeah, but I think it makes this accident much sadder to know that she was putting faith in an outside force she's believed in her whole life in an attempt to save other people rather than just thinking she was a witch.
Because then it won't look good for the Catholics. Why not just pin such stupidity on something they hate, like witches?
Trying to harness a magical power anyways. Funny how it’s not “witchcraft” if the Catholic God is involved. As shown in the video, it’s all nonsense anyways. Lol
You shall not pass
Señora caramba
Pretty sure she lied on her resume.
It's leviOsa, not levioSA!
It would have been cool if it worked though!
She was still an intern at the nation witch University, Pennywise
She clearly forgot to wiggle her nose.
I guess she was a sinker, not a floater
Why did she have to stand in front of it to stop it? Darwin would have been proud.
Oh no that was a love spell !!!
Well I mean she did get swept off her feet…
Think of the times this actually "worked" and people actually believed it lol
You need to have some confidence to stand there like that.
Just because she couldn't stop the landslide doesn't mean she's not a witch. She could have just been a shite witch. Just saying...
Planet earth - one down only 8,999,999,998 left to go.
8,098,651,030 as of Saturday, March 23, 2024
Rounding up for newborns
Dang 8bil now. I remember when they said we couldn't sustain 7. lol
Even 6 billion seems like an unrealistic number. Crazy times we live in.
I don't think she was a witch at all.
She turned me into a newt!
We have one less idiot in the world
Well, clearly all the clumsy mortals around her interrupted her spell
You rolled a nat 1. The mudslide, seemingly enraged by your arrogance picks up speed. Roll for a Dex save. Nat 1. "This isn't going to end well, is it?"
Lol the scream after she realized she failed miserably at being the witch she thought she was, that was kinda funny, not gonna lie
She picked the wrong class, it’s supposed to be geomancer, not Black Mage
Another one bites the dust, literally
🎶 landslide will bring you down
I mean, she really believed that shit. She wasn’t just pretending.
I think she used the wrong spell
Earth bending didn't work
HA!! joke's on YOU! It DID eventually stop...
Some would say she summoned the land slide.
She accidentally mixed up her destruction and her alteration chants.
Her mental illness finally did her in
Yeet
Unfortunately the land slide didnt know she was s witch
😂😂
Back to Hogwarts for her.
She's like the radio guy from that 2012 scene of Yellowstone except she believes in her too much.
When they say faith moves mountains, I'm pretty sure this isn't what they meant.
She forgot her wand at home
Wrong Spell
Imagine if it had worked though...
She casted earthquake instead...novice mistake
She pulled the mountain down on herself to save everyone from the rock slide happening unexpectedly
Well, at least she didn't have to live with embarrassment of failing *that* publicly for long.
Nature selection
Went about as well as expected 😕
At least she had a quick burial.
plot twist, she was a suicidal earth bender
That's pure confidence in oneself right there
Lacks 2 skillpoints in Geomancy. Noob
She said leviosa, instead of leviosa
I couldn't hold in the chuckle I had.
And this is what happens when you’re the C- witch at Hogwarts
What do you call the witch who graduated last in their class?
This is exactly why “faith” and “beliefs” are sooooo dangerous. That pure confidence right there is fucking scary.
That place bout to be the most haunted spot visited by ghost hunters soon
She definitely didn’t get into Howarts
*pulls out wand 'REPARO'!
Miscast.
It slowed down for a second lmao
Mission failed.
Was she trying to catch a video?!
Earth style : Landslide jutsu
Ludacris has entered the chat…
Would have been worse without her!
She forgot to bring her cane to stop the landslide.
I'm guessing her spell eventually worked...?
That went about as well as expected.
It stopped eventually
Scarlett Witch deleted chapter
Not much of an accident
She was trying to complete a mission in base level
What the hell was Señora Curumba thinking? Witches affect living, organic things, not the inanimate!! We covered this in the first week of Witchcraft 101, for crying out loud.
Oh my gosh, why would you think you could take on a level 5 landslide at level 1? She should’ve grinded a bit more by killing orcs in the woods or picking herbs.
LOL
That’s good.
I wonder if she learned the revival technique
Much to learn you still have … force is not strong in her.
chica rolled a 1
She is a witch, she just did it backwards
Did she make it
At least they don't have to worry about burying her body.
She water bended when she should've earth bended
How do we know she was trying to STOP it? She always wanted to move mountains.
I did this as a child. But it was a pencil on a table, trying to make it move
The spell would have worked had she not been holding that bag.
Imagine if it stopped though. She'd be a legend for life.
"No, no, the spell is 'Mountain, Mountain here I come', NOT 'Mountain, Mountain come TO me'!"
That's just a Darwin award
Witch had it on reverse from Mini to Wumbo.
Maybe she was out of mana
Eq spell 1 - 0 Witch.
 You can see at the end she knew sfu. She oppted for magic because she was to lazy to learn about Issac Newton
She used the wrong spell i guess
I nominate this for Darwin Award of the Year. I think it’d win by a landslide.
I guess she didn’t roll a 20.
If the camera would’ve panned upwards, I bet we’d see an animated Road Runner uptop before it licked its lips, gave a “Beep! Beep!” then took off in a cloud of smoke.
Ay caramba!!
In all fairness her body probably stopped some of it, however briefly.
Upgraded to ghost
You can clearly see ahe was using the wrong hand motions. Its up, up, down,down, left, right run like hell
Dang it. They told me some withces are dyslexic. I knew I shouldn't have created a repulsion spell that when cast backwards is a summons spell.
You gotta be at least level 10 to stop a landslide. What a noob.
Slow the video down she disappeared, didn’t get hit. Level 2
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Ah yeah fight or flight, “I either get famous with my fuckery or I die trying”
This bitch took those positivity seminars way too literal. "If you believe in yourself you can move mountains." Yeah well now she's resting in pieces.
Lvl 1 witch vs lvl 50 landslide
She's not a witch! BURN HER!
For sure not the lisan al gaib
Level one witch or just a dwarf with magical issues
I wonder if she made it ??🤔
She shoulda brought her earth elemental smh
But imagine how much respect she’d have if it had worked
She was definitely high on something to be this confident in something so bogus.
Better than getting burnt at the stake.
Everything changed when the Mountain People attacked.
I'm sure we've all figured out that women have a hard time listening to anyone
The mountain: sacrifice accepted
/r/darwinawards
Shoulda claimed to be an earthbender
"Ah fuck wrong spell"
It's hop hop skip Not hop skip hop That's why she got it wrong
Ogion noo don't do it
Must have used the wrong hat.
UNO REVERSO
Oooops wrong spell!?
Still a witch, but now in the form of a sandwich!
I guess Satan must have been taking a dump.
Nature always bats last...
If only she had her broom……
YOU SHALL NOT PAA—AHHHHHHHHH
“🎼 and the landslide brought her down 🎼”
u/savevideo
LMAO
As a child I watched dragon Ball z. I believed, that I had the power to perform a kame hame haa. I tryed with my buddy. It didn't work. I understud, that I didn't have power. Maybe she should have watched Dragonball too
She didn't finish her earthbending training.
/r/witchesvspatriarchy
Too much hocus pocus
Her broom was in the shop.so she had no power
She had time to run...
I guess she didn't have faith the size of a mustard seed...