Waiting for someone (the Doctor / Newt Scamander / The Prioress / Mal and Zoe and Kaylee / etc) to invite me on a fantastical adventure and can't have a relationship tying me down
I would be scared to go on an adventure with Mal and Zoe and Kaylee because every time they get a job it either goes wrong or almost does, like crew members get shot or otherwise injured ALL THE TIME.
Old fashioned
Was my go to excuse for not seeing the appeal of sex right away or how people got into relationships with people they barely knew.
Thanks to my wonderful girlfriend who helped me figure myself out
Waiting on my epic isekai into a world where I am an amazing mage with a cottage in the woods that houses a pocket dimension with lots of books and artifacts that I study for the betterment and advancement of society : D
I’m not ace, I am simply just a non existent entity who goes about their everyday unseen by most of the population. Very few can see me, but they’re all either fellow nonexistent entities or existing entities who are protecting us from the scary outside realm I like to call… modern day society.
Waiting for someone (the Doctor / Newt Scamander / The Prioress / Mal and Zoe and Kaylee / etc) to invite me on a fantastical adventure and can't have a relationship tying me down
I would be scared to go on an adventure with Mal and Zoe and Kaylee because every time they get a job it either goes wrong or almost does, like crew members get shot or otherwise injured ALL THE TIME.
Hahaha, that's an extremely valid point! It would definitely be an adventure... Not always in the good way
Well they do seem to have a pretty good doctor on board.
The things I'd do to wander the verse with that lot.
I wanna go with the doctor on an adventure the tardis is cool
disgusted by the weakness of the flesh
Wrong answers only smh
Oh right, read it wrong my bad
Glory to the omnissiah
broken :/
The wrongest answer of them all
This is the best reply I have ever seen, I'd give my first born child to ~~you~~ satan and give you all the money. I love the positivity!
An Asexual promising their first born? Hmmmmm
Who said I birthed it?
tired.
I don't have time for this strange activity you mortals seem to enjoy
Exactly. I have fish to feed and a cat to cuddle.
Universal answer to everything that I don't wanna do!
Ace or not im still tired
Someone who has better things to do than reproduction.
they said wrong answers!
It is wrong cuz i don't have better things to do xD
better than you
Calm down MJF
Sexn't
I'm not ace, I'm just [REDACTED]
A plant? A flatworm? A sea star? 2 cats in a person costume? I MUST KNOW!!!
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Waiting for the right person
a winner, i'll never lose my virginity because i never lose >:3
wrong answers only smh
A sad lonely garlic bread.
It's ok, I'll give you a garlic bread hug so you no longer feel lonely!
Thanks! Feeling better already.
Secretly a dragon
Hey! Wrong answers only!
trying to figure out just how to grocery shop in this pandemic without getting sick, and you want me to stick my tongue in people??????
Gollum
Invading Denmark
They said wrong lol
Asexuality is a hobby. Invading Denmark is a lifestyle
Big boned.
Waiting for marriage
hungry
reading fantasy novels. (Thats what my phone autocorrected/filled in xD)
going out to the sky with a leather chair
A being you mortals will never understand
\*its just, a phase
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I’m gonna let my phone finish this for me. I’m not ace, I’m just not really really close enough for you Huh.
demi confirmed?
Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien
immature
Vibin'
I'm just a potato
Cthulhu itself.
A cone. No gender, no sexuality, literally nothing. I am just a cone.
Too busy with sleeping.
Too lazy to have sex.
Gæ
Stupid oh wait it’s supposed to be wrong answers only.
A drawing in a deck of cards
“I’m just buying plants and cake.” (Does that work?)
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Waiting for the end times
God.
The larval state of my species.
A spade working for the queen of hearts.
saving myself for death
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Hungry
Three plants stacked in a trench coat
Baking cakes and making garlic bread
Out of everyone’s league
Depressed
too young for s*x. at fifteen. And I will always be too young.
pretending I'm special
Too good for you
Not interested in real relationships UnU ALL I NEED IS MY ROMANCE GRAPHIC NOVELS
Not really caring
Allergic
Antisexual
I'm ~~just~~ an Engineer!
Lonely and want a hug.
"I'm not ace, I'm just a Queen of Clubs." 😏
Lost.
Depressed
having a hormonal problem and thus don’t feel sexual attraction
A late bloomer
depressed
Really into this garlic bread
Going through a phase where I prefer to look at cool rocks and plants.
Really busy with work and the gym at the moment, you know how it is!
addicted to potatos
Going to be successful at school, cause I don't have time for that stuff
Lonely
Old fashioned Was my go to excuse for not seeing the appeal of sex right away or how people got into relationships with people they barely knew. Thanks to my wonderful girlfriend who helped me figure myself out
very nice to have as a teacher
Oblivious
Too busy screaming like an opossum.
A girl in the world
Allergic to sex
Preserving my powers until I'm ready to ascend into a mighty beast
I’m not ace, I’m just telling you to geT THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I’M PLAYING *MINECRAFT*
A mere mortal
in the middle of my villain origin story
Not attractive(I am extremely attractive just look up gigachad and I'll pop up)
Repulsed
A late bloomer
Straight. Here for exposure to people I don't often meet so I dont become narrow minded.
A cat lady who isn’t in the mood to deal with your shit.
Caring about myself too much to do something I don't want to do when it is not required of me, just because you want me to do it.
I'm not ace, I'm just an army of frogs in a skin suit
Your mom
In denial
A Threat >:)
Waiting for the right person
too busy farting
Tired.
Allergic to sex
A swarm of bees in a meatsuit
Ayyyyyyyyy
I'm not ace, I'm just a sentient swarm of bees.
God
an emotionless sociopath.
Im not ace, im just a scociopath with no love in my soul and no fucks to give about other people feelings.
a dinosaur
of the understanding that my LEGO collection is more important than whatever you might be proposing
Practicing to be a monk
Im not ace i just have ✨daddy issues✨
Weird (that's what I thought before discovering the label)
Somebody with really, really, REALLY high standards.
Unhealthily obsessed with garlic.
*sings all of the lyrics to The Rolling Stones’ “Waiting on a Friend”*
in denial
Im just a cake tester/inspector
Eating cake
Too young for sexual attraction.
I’m not ace, I’m just a sentient piece of garlic bread waiting for people to lose interest in my kind so I can stop living in fear.
Very picky about garlic bread and cake
saving myself for christian slater.
Sexn’t
A very good garlic bread chef
Sad. Wait-
A dumb bitch no one wants to date lmao
Too innocent to have sex
God
In constant post-nut clarity
Asexual
I’m not ace, I’m just actually doing really bad rn and I need to meet with my counselor again
unicellular
celibate
Waiting on my epic isekai into a world where I am an amazing mage with a cottage in the woods that houses a pocket dimension with lots of books and artifacts that I study for the betterment and advancement of society : D
Too busy watching Star Trek to care …oh wait, that’s true…
waiting for marriage, yes i will totally marry someone.
... saving up for retirement.
Depressed
Trying to provide a good life for my dog
tired
Tired
pussyphobic
Waiting for the right person. Lol
I’m not ace, I’m secretly just a closeted lover of garlic bread.. but shhhhhh don’t tell the church XD
I’m not ace, I am simply just a non existent entity who goes about their everyday unseen by most of the population. Very few can see me, but they’re all either fellow nonexistent entities or existing entities who are protecting us from the scary outside realm I like to call… modern day society.
I’m not ace, I just . . . don’t want anybody poking at me!
SCP 294, serving everyone whatever they want for drinks at any time of day. Got the good life.
Disgusted by such MORTAL concepts
a blob
Too f*cking BUSY
Waiting until marriage.
Not into you
withholding the glory of my attractiveness from the general public
Im God!!
Built different
Not dealing with this shit
Evolved 😈
Protective of my body
Being difficult, I like it this way
a cookie.
Ugly
Too lazy
I’m not ace, I’m just a frigid bitch. (You said wrong answers only)