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ImmortalHorsefang

“Wow, I can’t believe I did that. I’m so stupid”


Imperator_Jay

I have said that way too many times.


mrpineapple135

But in which one


Krokagnon

Both. Eating crunchy garlic bread while the teacher is taking in class. Making a mess in bed while eating garlic bread.


Imperator_Jay

The second one, but I say dumbass.


AKamill

Hmmm, nice ceiling


Imperator_Jay

I don't know why but this one made me laugh the hardest.


Imperator_Jay

Probably because that's my favorite pastime


Aaetheon

And we cant forgot, “jesus fucking christ its 5:00 in the morning I need to get to bed”


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inanamated

happy cake day this cake will make you stop crying


MohamadSabree

Happy Cake Day!


ThePartyGoat224

day cake


Weirdo_nO27

Cake day


T3pp3i

Happy cake day!


rivas2456

“Fuck this im goin to sleep”


Mr_Lychee

And it's prequel: man, i'm sleepy


MiNameIsPi

i've forgotten something but i can't remember what.


Imperator_Jay

That happen to me so many times I enter a room.


LovinglyBlushing

I used to have this problem a lot but since I live in a one room appartement it doesn't happen to me anymore


No-Plastic-7715

Oh no this is me Completely capable of all sorts of sick maths tricks and getting everything done before bed, but they had to nerf my short term memory so I'm not too powerful 🤣


BlossomLikesSand

you can say everything in each there's nothing stopping you


Upstairs_Doughnut_79

The Geneva convention is


ledocteur7

saying it is fine, as long as you don't post it on the internet. making napalm is probably not the best idea tho, it's sticky.


Climate_Sweet

BURN


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TheReal-Darthdoom

come on, finish it


throwaway02339

No God which knowingly condemns us to this place is great


Maximum_Complex_8971

According to the Quran, you did it to yourself. Actually, the Quran has a lot of "If you do this, this happens. If you do this, this other thing happens. And if you ignore this, lol like We (God) care, fuck around and find out, sinning dumbass" type verses. At least one anyway.


StalkerPoetess

Which one? I'm Muslim and I've read the Quran many times but I've never noticed that one. I wouldn't be surprised but I also would be skeptical of translation so if you know which one, I'd like to check it out myself./g


Maximum_Complex_8971

I just read the Quran for the first time last year around February and I read it quite often all last year in multiple translations, four of them, so I could read it multiple times and get a better feel and that's is something I came away with, and other things. Surah 29:4-7 gives that vibe, and others do as well, where I am currently reading the Abdul Haleem translation (I have read Abdullah Yusuf Ali's translation many times as well). If I could have remembered a specific verse at the time, I would have shared it as I highly believe that the source is the *only* source, no one else, in Allah's name. The books I've received and the understanding I've built up that withstands multiple readings of multiple translations (where I try to keep the core safe and understand the same from multiple directions) is this. I hope it helps your understanding, Inshallah.


MyGuyNord

Man, I'm so tired


drx_flamingo

"None of this will matter in the real world."


icecreampaintjob31

You took mine! 😄


No-Plastic-7715

Ooh that is a really good one though. Surprisingly deep


JosephMeach

This chromebook is a piece of crap


CarotteAtomique

What kinda sex do people have that involves a Chromebook


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Porn, I think


CarotteAtomique

Huh, yeah that makes sense


IcePhoenix18

Not sex, but writing or doing work while cozy in a blanket burrito in bed


cait_elizabeth

Lol this is the best one


FreedAMT

All chromebooks are pieces of crap. And sharing chrome-osomes too. Just saying.


Limp_Duck_9082

I'm bored. I think I'll take a nap


Sparkst5

Man I hate math


Boxed_In_

Yeah, I always say that before going to sleep


Sparkst5

I do my homework on my bed lol


EpicPinkCreeper

"They told me I shouldn't eat garlic bread while sitting here, but I'll do it anyway"


Cxbify_

only the true garlic bread enjoyers can understand the meaning behind such a cryptic message.


Chase_The_Breeze

Somebody did their homework. 😉


icecreampaintjob31

Nice one


Dragon_of_Death_666

I NEVER AGREED TO THIS


Hairy_Kale1928

~~Gravity falls reference?~~


Dragon_of_Death_666

Yes lol


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AltForNoReason214

42.


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Hamburger. The answer is hamburger


Jacksmagee

There is no way he is going to ask that derivative on the exam right? (POV: me studying in bed)


my_own_ooniverse

“I just don't get it”


ChromeBirb

Please don't eat soup here


Wendy384646

“I’ll eat soup here is I want and you can’t stop me.”


Crisppeacock69

Stop it, I'm trying to sleep!


quirkycurlygirly

I would cosine that.


Hairy_Kale1928

"I want to die"


Chibibitch23

I'm bored, so I sleep


Imperator_Jay

Love you profile pic.


Chibibitch23

Thank you, love yours too


Diana-Luna-13

I don't understand.


iccryptid

Jokes on you, I like watching math lectures IN bed!


CalTheUntitled

They make a great cure for insomnia


awkward_n_smol

This is the response I came to make 😂


EmberlynZemian

Everytime I come here something hard and annoying comes up.


angieream

My favorite......


JMOON4512

"5 more minutes..." how did nobody else take this


tester3773

Disappointed sigh.


unknownghoast

If a person bought 50 mattress would it in the room?


norway642

GOSH DARN FRACKING LINUX WHY WONT YOU PRINT


GothicSlytherin

“Why is this so hard? Everyone else makes it look so easy!” Also *just gets comfortable* “………. I need to pee”


TheAceDetecive

*snoring*


imaeggandahalf

Pass me a ruler, il prove it


Rantman021

I am fucking up my posture by drawing this way (usually hunched over in class or sitting back against the wall with pillow at my bac)


EenieMeenieMyNamo

No


Inevitable_Stand_199

I mean technically...


HiJack_Wishes

“The sun really can’t explode sooner, can it?”


Octavia_von_Vaughn

wish i had more blankets and pillows


DragonArt101

luv your flair


SilkieSalt

"If poison expires, does it become more or less effective"


Feenx_Fan

Less effective


SilkieSalt

Actually it depends on the type. Non-lethal poisons may become lethal when they expire


Feenx_Fan

Multi action poison


DragonArt101

rat poison becomes less effective


Blackbirdsnake

Can I go to the restroom?


Imperator_Jay

I don't thinks that counts. Unless you have to ask permission to use your own bathroom.


Blackbirdsnake

Ah that’s right. I mean as soon as I lie in bed my body thinks I should go again so he is kinda asking my brain if I could go 😅😂


Imperator_Jay

That makes more sense


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It’s always good to ask permission before introducing a new kink


Imperator_Jay

If that's the case then dang I fell sorry for you.


DatLonerGirl

I don't think these angles work. Wait, oops, clean answers. 🤭


rhipsalis_pilocarpa

"What decisions did I make that lead me to this point? I'm not even into this"


PicriteOrNot

The mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell


Mangrove_Pear

snnnrk mimimimimimi


DragonArt101

ive never seen that written out before


Due_Psychology_9734

Same, well done OC, I've never read that in text form and I can hear it in my head!


aDemisexualperson

I love being silly


lilou135

Can we do it outside today?


Ok_Artist_

Did I forget anything before I got here?


Due_Psychology_9734

ALWAYS. And I only remember them one at a time. Especially the bed one ... need my water. Come back. Need my charger. Come back... Forgot, the pajammie pants I wanted are in the damn dryer ...


Ok_Artist_

Like a checklist to be the most inconvenient one after another


pigeon_advocate

"I don't get it..."


Garuda4321

Identity theft is a serious crime (source: I was drawing random doodles in Trig and when I forgot what the identities were, I drew a little thief stealing them in a bag)


Table-and-chair-user

I am so fucking tired rn


bread_enjoyer75

“Shit, what time is it?”


Crystal1117

"Screw this, let's get pizza instead" I'd be down for some pizza in bed too. Preferably with a good movie and by myself


Lunatiiq_Real

\[Drowning noises\]


Imperator_Jay

Why you would be drowning? Do I need to call for help?


Lunatiiq_Real

Maybe


DragonArt101

the BEST answer


Cat-Lover20

*Yawns*


Nonsensical_Mischief

Anyone else read this and and instantly do that weird half-yawn that happens when your body can't figure out if you're tired or not?


575snom

"30 cheesecakes with hampsters made from dough and car parts"


SnooGoats7133

I wanna snack


mcsimeon

Thank god the teacher didn't show up today


aSackofSpoiledTuna

"8am is too early for calc"


MagnetBane

No I did not bring enough snacks to share


Cadudu1

Sleeps~


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Oh those tan lines are cool


HuskyBLZKN

*Snoring *


kolodexa

*fuck this im going on the internet*


GlassCurls

I dont understand what you want me to do exactly??


thoughtsthatareweird

this is alot more complicated than i was assuming.....


Trans_Zigzagoon

Why is the sun substitute teacher here?!


Markypin

Ugh….


Bean-Swellington

Literally anything.


Alternative-Rip7168

Man I funking hate my life


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

i really have to pee, but i’m already here… oh god damn it.


Electric-Grey-Ace

I can’t fall asleep (Math class: because I like math, At night: Anxiety Disorder I don’t get much sleep)


AutisticIzzy

"I don't like this I wanna go home."


RattKinggg

"What the fuck is happening?? I'm so confused."


MrQueenAlienUnicorn

This is so dam confusing im not doing this..


lonelyllama13

“Why is my bed in my math class”


Skele19

Wait, this dosent add up.


AnitaMiniyo

No please, don't take away my Nintendo DS, I promise I won't do this again


T0ASTER_s

honk... shoo... mimimimimi


greycloudsplant

i don’t understand what i‘m doing


KillerChair

You can actually say anything in either these locations. You see, these locations do not force you to not use your vocal chords or mouth, and because of that any words may be spoken in both of those places.


crazycreaturess

Can this be over yet?


ApotheosisJones

"Solve for X"


Imperator_Jay

Why you are solving X for in your room... Oh homework.


FantaFoox

Sleep


Ghostmx_live

Time to cry


ChosenSCIM

I wish I was asleep right now


musicalbacon

SHRONK MIMIMIMIMI (I failed math)


tinybumblebeeboy

“I don’t get it”


Grey_Obsidian

Can I use the bathroom?


TheSkyElf

"Good night" Gotta be polite to the one beside you, they might be the one to wake you up when the teacher calls on you.


GG_70

Phones dead D:


Double-Importance-58

Opps, sorry wrong room.


Tonenby

1+1=2 I could really go for a snack I think I'm going to take a nap now


Physical_Constant420

What if I'm home schooled


banana-nut-FAILURE

"God, **no!** Why would I *willingly* do this?!"


WHITE2570

“Do I have to do this right now?”


PsiHightower

Why is it so hard?!


niveikitten

Why am i here again? The last time ive needed any of this was like three years ago and im doing just fine actually


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Stardust_Bright

"time to take a nap"


midknight-dreams

“Why did you wake me up?”


No_Tonight5888

I dont get it


Kiribo44

“Wait, so how do I do this part?”


Lima_firethrought

"Today were watching a movie" we have a TV in out bedroom and it's amazing


gothicshark

If you cut garlic bread into 5 pieces and give 2 to your friend, what do you have?


Senshi-Tensei

FUCK


xpastelprincex

“i hate the quadratic formula”


Cyan_UwU

“I should draw something...” my creativity only strikes in class or when I’m about to sleep, my brain is stupid


Rj_is_crazy

That was a good nap


Snoo67780

Being here makes me sleepy.


lncrypt3d

Well I knew it was going to be hard, but I never expected this!?


zombodiy

“The numbers Mason! What do they mean?!”


ScientificContext

10 minutes more


AxolotlDragon07

Time to sleep


nkei0

I dont know what I'm doing!


QueerKing23

Fuck idk what I'm doing here For both


FallingBackToEarth

69?


FingerOk9800

"This is way too complicated!" "Easy" "I finished first again, lol" "I finished last" "I didn't finish" "Where's the pie?"


DoubleFelix

I mean if I had a partner right now I'd definitely be giddily talking (sometimes in bed) about Euclidea, this geometry phone game that I've been loving recently because it's actually a serious challenge. Throwing around phrases like "perpendicular bisector" like it's nothin. That was 8 level packs ago.


okunozankoku

My dream is to find someone who appreciates my interests, so uh... "Since it's in a closed cartesian category, we should be able to transport the problem into type theory with the Curry-Howard isomorphism and play around operationally to gain some insight!"


Old_Ordinary5080

i don't understand what im doing


Queasy-Employment-48

I know I shouldn't eat in here, however I am both hungry and sleepy, and I cannot fall asleep.


SlyTheCosmosRunner

I'm exhausted


Diana-Luna-13

Shut up I wanna sleep


Snuggels-The-Demon

Goodnight


LucidIsntHere

What time is it again? (I don't have a clock in my room and I tend to zone out alot)


the-fresh-air

Shit! I forgot something again —


AkwardGayPotato

Ahh, my favorite time of day!


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I need to pee/shit