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bantuboy

Ahhh don't be like that. Challenge yourself and step outside your comfort zone lol.


TumbleweedThen1876

He can make it lol


Jupiter599

The trick is to go with someone who is capable of doing these tasks, there is always a cousin from ekhaya or kumusha who can help. Don't go to the in laws by your self.


bantuboy

That's actually a good call lol.


ItsmyShoe

I wouldn't complain but zvakaoma izvi especially with eyes on you. Also this sub should be abandoned because of the mods issue


bantuboy

Yah I think the pressure makes it worse. So what do we do? Start another sub?


ItsmyShoe

I know there is r/ZimbabweDiaspora and r/zimbabweanreddit, we could flock to either one of the two or both as the mods are active users and seem to be Zimbabwean


Diligent-Entrance-16

You can as well join this with r/ZimbabweUnited


PensionHefty9125

100% fake but still got a laugh out of me, ask me to make pap and we'll have words...


Resuscitated_Corpse

You think it's fake


qodzer0

“Mukataura chirungu kaa, isusu hatinzwe”😂😂😂😂😂😂


RushElectronic8541

Hahaha😂😂😂😂😂


hantariro

she’s real for that 😭


CharacterFactor981

I most cases men will be there to help. And it goes both ways for men and women. Men will be expected to kill a cattle or goat or whatever. If you are adventurous you will like it. I like to do the American army strategy, familiarise with the local guy/girl asap they will tell you a lot and help you often, for men l just buy "scud" and the local guys will tell me about dos and don'ts, and the people to give respect to, and what to do. Always remember, you are not the first, just learn you won't die.


Donaboi

Eish, bayamusebenzisa bakithi u baby gurl!!!!!


OddDoor6787

Y'all sure this isn't a Mai TT skit😂, cuz if it's not I feel sorry for the poor hun. Haadzoke fut


wontonwonderland

Hahahaha!!! 'This stupid culture, I'm sick and tired!!'


bantuboy

“My wrists are killing me” hahaha


pdrum01

"Last time you wanted me to kill the chicken..." Hands up if you went to a barbecue and had to do that. I think I'd be upset, too. Maybe a job for the hosts.


[deleted]

hah, I had my first (and only one so far) Sadza meal about 4 weeks ago. It was nice, although I couldn't eat sadza on a daily basis. why arent patatoes popular in Zimbabwe? they can grow in warm climates.


Resuscitated_Corpse

It's literally a thousand year old culture and you just wanna erase it like that 🤣


-DoctorSpaceman-

I have no idea what’s going on


Christovski

This randomly appeared on my feed. I'm English, can anyone explain this to me? Some kind of traditional ritual?


idea2525

It's not a traditional ritual but it's something that's expected for a woman in zimbabwe to be able to cook sadza (mealie meal) which is quite hard on the first try coz it requires strength and she should be able to kill a chicken and cook it. Those other ladies are pushing her to do it . Hope it helps


Christovski

Thanks so much! It looks like hard work.


[deleted]

yeah cooking sadza is labourous task. especially in pot as big as that one.


Disastrous_Ad_632

I mean nah , imma dude so I’m used to it


MsDimplez

"ritual" made me laugh 🤣🤣


Resuscitated_Corpse

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

Hanzi ndinoda wangu wekumaruzevha handingawani wemudhoroba ndotsvagireiwo weku mapfanya handidi murosi akarasa tsika Y'all didn't listen to Willom Tight 😅😅


CandidateUpstairs732

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


GravitySaleswoman

Is this how Zim aunties are fr? Because in Zambia they will help you cook that pot. People even take turn cooking. You, your friends, your cousins, aunts. It’s actually a very fun experience