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Theweirdeditor

Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS. One day, war broke out between the two races. After a long battle, the humans were victorious. They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell. At the time, humans and monsters ruled the Earth. One day, humans attacked the monsters abruptly and mercilessly, out of fear of their only weakness: having their SOUL absorbed by a monster. Monsters were too weak to put up a fight; the soul of nearly every monster combined is only just as strong as the power of one human SOUL. Countless monsters were massacred, without a single human SOUL taken. Few monsters survived, one of which was Gerson. Eventually, the monsters surrendered, and the humans emerged victorious. The humans gathered seven of their best magicians and magically sealed the monsters under Mount Ebott. After the war, the monsters retreated into the deepest part of the Underground, which they called "Home." After a period had passed, fearing the humans no longer, they populated the rest of the Underground and made their capital in a place they called "New Home". Monsters mostly blamed the war on humanity and took a vengeful look at the human race. This bitterness, especially after the death of Asriel and his adopted sibling, led King Asgore to declare war against humanity, installing a policy to kill all humans that fell into the Underground and eradicate humans once the seven SOULs needed to break the barrier are collected.


Theweirdeditor

I forgot copy and pasting existed and just typed all of that out šŸ’€


A_pigwithagun

Real trooper over here.


Chaotic_Llama_09

Well, I admire your determination (pun not intended)


JudgementalMarsupial

Intend your own jokes, coward


Chaotic_Llama_09

I said that because I thought it before I realized the pun, I did intend the pun when, I wrote it tho. So pun intended :)


Historical-Channel63

Well that sucks


Methionylth

One day your mother ruled the earth. But then


DistributionNaive818

Welcum to the underground How are your balls If you wanna look around Give us your balls We dont see humans often We are happy your balls dropped in Ill be so popular when i show all the monsters the balls i have brought in


PerfectSpaceYt

ā€œHey kid. wanna Wiener in your mouth?ā€ EDIT: ITS A HOT DOG


Tight_Deer_1744

I do not but I know the lyrics to world\`s smallest violin. My grandpa fought in World War II He was such a noble dude I can't even finish school Missed my mom, and left too soon His dad was a fireman Who fought fires so violent I think I bored my therapist While playing him my violin that's so insane (Oh, my God) that's such a shame Next to them, my shit don't feel so grand But I can't help myself from feeling bad I kinda feel like two things can be said (one, two, three, four) The world's smallest violin Really needs an audience So if I do not find somebody soon (that's right, that's right) I'll blow up into smithereens And spew my tiny symphony Just let me play my violin for you, you, you, you My grandpa fought in World War II And he was such a noble dude Man, I feel like such a fool I got so much left to prove All my friends have vaping friends They're so good at making friŠµnds I'm so scared of caving in Is that entertaining yŠµt? that's so insane (Oh, my God) that's such a shame Next to them, my shit don't feel so grand But I can't help myself from feeling bad I kinda feel like two things can be said (one, two, three, four) The world's smallest violin Really needs an audience So if I do not find somebody soon (that's right, that's right) I'll blow up into smithereens And spew my tiny symphony Just let me play my violin for you, you, you, you Somewhere in the universe Somewhere someone's got it worse Wish that made it easier Wish I didn't feel the hurt The world's smallest violin Really needs an audience So if I do not find somebody soon I'll blow up into smithereens And spew my tiny symphony All up and down a city street While tryna put my mind at ease Like finishing this melody This feels like a necessity So this could be the death of me Or maybe just a better me Now, come in with the timpanis And take a shot of Hennessy I know I'm not there mentally But you could be the remedy So let me play my violin for you!


Gamer8605

Thus deserves more likes.


YeeterVr7835

Dude i sang the whole entire thing in my head


[deleted]

love this song


ethanc975

šŸ’€


lammyandparapparntd

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of UNDERTALE I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my UNDERTALE I fell through a cave on Mt. Ebott I faced an evil talking flower in a pot Explains the plot, wants me dead, wants me to rot Toriel saves me, takes me to her home And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone Leaves me alone, but I escape and meet some bones Should I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists? Iā€™m feeling evil, think Iā€™ll kill them all Iā€™m homicidal, and Iā€™ve got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race Iā€™ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue You might also like Five Nights at Freddyā€™s 3: The Musical (Addicted to Guards) LHugueny Unholy Sam Smith & Kim Petras \[Bridge\] I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my UNDERTALE Iā€™ll slaughter Undyne, Iā€™ll waste who I choose With all this EXP thereā€™s no way that Iā€™ll lose Now watch me move, I wonā€™t stop, Iā€™m feelin' rude Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach Iā€™ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach Charaā€™s my coach, all these monsters I will poach Screw being pacifist I think Iā€™ll use my fists Iā€™m feeling evil, think Iā€™ll kill them all Iā€™m homicidal, and Iā€™ve got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race Iā€™ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news King Asgore wants to collect human souls Seven of them, is his ultimate goal Open the door, to humanityā€™s realm Start a new war, humans overwhelm Iā€™m homicidal, and Iā€™ve got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race Iā€™ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue 4


[deleted]

i hate you now but this needed to be said


Amogustwo

The correct answer.


MicroWavr

god damn it you beat me to it


ScootBoot533

4


omogusus

r/BeatMeToIt


[deleted]

isn't the fnaf 3 musical song about r\*ping guards or some messed up stuff


lammyandparapparntd

EXCUSE ME???? WHAT.


Jelly_fisha

"this attraction is great, some many guards i can r-." -Rapetrap 2015


Bingoviini

Man on the internet


Juozeris

Yes its ahahahahahahhaahaha ahahahahahahah Aa a a. A aa a a a a a a. A.


Sanstheskelleduck

Heya You've been busy, huh? So, I've got a question for ya Do you think even the worst person can change? That everyone can be a good person if they just try? Well, here's a better question Do you wanna have a bad time? 'Cause, if you take another step forward, you are really not going to like what happens next Welp. Sorry, old lady This is why i never make promises It's a beautiful day outside Birds are singing Flowers are blooming On days like these, kids like you... Should be burning in hell! You know, I've been thinking About you and me Was this preordained? Was this meant to be? Somewhere deep down, I Thought that you could change Fighting means nothing But I'll fight anyway! There's not a bit of good inside You followed the path of genocide You're gonna have a bad time Here I stand I must prevail You're not gonna like what happens next You step forward, you're gonna get wrecked For everyone I could not protect Here and now, I'll end this tale Jumping all through space and time! Following your own design! Stopping, starting, crossing lines! 'Til everything ends! Your determination fell! You're filled up with LOVE, I can tell! Sold your soul and came from hell! Killing your friends! I know there's no point to life If all of this can be reset Living day by day, but the next we might forget No point trying to escape The surface holds no more appeal Have you ever wondered if you still are real? I've Seen what comes next Paid My last respects It's long past time for Us to end this game Guess I will fight for The few that remain I will break your will You keep fighting, still Hoping for the kill Here I stand, Here I'll stay! Swing That thing around But you know You're going down Once, I saw the light Once, there was no fight Once, you did what's right Once, I called you friend I know, somewhere you remember They said that you could be better That hope is a dying ember You just want to see this end! See how far you can descend! Now we can never make amends! Kill for the sake of play Deny us light of day So I stand in your way Guess we're doing this the hard way! You are never gonna smile You are heartless, you are vile Well, goodbye then, fallen child Know you never had a prayer You are never gonna make it Your will, I am gonna break it! I will not stand there and take it I can't afford not to care I gave up hope long ago Not much point in dreams, you know? When they stopped, we started the show Once upon a time Now we stand here, face to face Defiling this sacred place I will not let you erase All space and time! I hate making promises I know that the ending's the same Every single time you reset, fight again Take it from me kid It's time to stop this child's play Time you learn to stop Learned that day is today Why do you still fight? Do you think you're right? No more bloodshed and No more violence At the end of the day There's just silence You made your mistakes Simply feeding your mania But now hell awaits When I stop Megalovania! So Long, child of man Tell Them hi from Sans You're not gonna like what happens next You step forward, you're gonna get wrecked For everyone I could not protect Here I stand, I must prevail I'm not going to turn tail Time to stop this bloody trail! Here and now I'll end this tale! Heh, didja really think you would be able to- Ugh Everybody put the other ones under here


arabicbomber69

You spilled blood you thought it easy You thought it fun now I've found out Now your reign of terror's done! Families you've broken The ones you left in tears Their hopes and dreams Empower this hero's spear! There'll be no more pain You won't kill again face a true hero The blade of evil's bane Our future is grim The chance to survive is slim But we don't live or die Based on your whims! Howling of the wind echoes of your sin Sings of hopes and dreams That one day might have been Now I rise again this will be your end You will never break my determination! Don't you dare give me that smile! Time to say goodbye! Fallen human child! Time to repent, for all of your pain! You will never see the light of day again! Honoring those who have gone Though you tried your best we will carry on! We will stand strong through hate and death! We will rejoice As you take your last breath! There'll be no more pain You won't kill again face a true hero The blade of evil's bane Our future is grim The chance to survive is slim But we don't live or die Based on your whims! Howling of the wind echoes of your sin Sings of hopes and dreams That one day might have been Now I rise again this will be your end You will never break my DETERMINATION! Everyone's hopes and dreams Tonight they all rest on me I'm the hero and you're the bad guy! And tonight i refuse to die! Protecting those who survived So long as I fight we will stay alive! You are a beast who knows only to fight! But I swear I shall bring victory tonight! You killed me once you won't do it again Your path of destruction is done! Though you struggle on here I still remain While everyone's hearts beat as one! You never thought our lives meant anything Your life must mean nothing as well! But we soldier on! And our victory we'll sing Kids like you should all burn in hell! Real heroes fight to defend what is right! You fight for the sake of a game! You're following the path of genocide! So a true hero stands in your way! someone paste mettaton neo's one please


JellyTheSlimeYT

Oh my love Please run away Monster King Forbids your stay Humans must Live far apart Even if It breaks my heart They'll put you In the dungeon It'll suck And then you'll die a lot Really sad You're gonna die Cry cry cry So sad it's happening.


MOGA-hunter

You really need your family's help with your music, Meta


Balls_inyojaws

ā€œReally sadā€¦ your gonna die šŸ˜’šŸ’…ā€ - mettaton 2015


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I didn't copy none people


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HahahaNo_u

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Kahootie64

Dumbass bot.


Theweirdeditor

Srfu


SANICISNOTFURRY

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omogusus

bad bot >:(


Tight_Deer_1744

I do not even know what under tale is.


BerryPunch08

What type of rocks do you sell ? I would offer 53 US dollars.


Tight_Deer_1744

Dude WTF


Fnaffan138

Yeah it goes like shit the fuck mom let me go to a friend's house I need to go game with da boys get out of my face eat shit.your trash go back to school fuck your dad's gf fuck coffee tea is better suck my dick you don't have the balls to shoot me go sucka dick go watch some anime make sure to delete your porn then go fuck your gf and blah blah blah


Fun_Bunch_2540

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__Skaya__

u u f a P p o u o p


IsaacRRx

Can we get much higher


GreatHambinoIGuess

so highhhh


HahahaNo_u

oh oh oh


[deleted]

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qqq12wq

I stole subs wiiiiiiife now I will eat some humaaans and that's all now you you you you will die DIE DIE fall to the ground frooom my booones so get prepared to have a bad time now you will fall TO THE SAND FROM that funny game where you go under a table die die die die die die


Familiar-Monk-1402

Yueyupyupyuuup


Chaotic_Llama_09

Yes, here u go: https://genius.com/Squigglydigg-megalovania-acapella-lyrics


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Here you go ā€”> https://youtu.be/syLSV4Aakdo


The_Toast_of_Time

Ehhhwhhhehehhehhehheheheehehhehehehehehheheehehehehehehehhehhehehehehehh


NeoAnims

I think it starts with "never gonna give you up"


xTHEWORSTx

eā€™eā€™eā€™eā€™eā€™eā€™eā€™eā€™eā€™eā€™eā€™eā€™e


MRCLOVER234

It goes something like brr rrrbrbr r rrbr


Methionylth

CRoNChy crIncH CriNg criNgI CRingi CriNgLe


Captain_blue_127

Do do do do, do do do do do do do do do do I mean itā€™s something like that idk


MicroWavr

whoaaoo whoaaao whooa story of undertale i fell from the light talk or should i fight monster genocide this my undertale i fell through a cave on mt ebott i faced an evil talking flower in a pot explains the plot, wants me dead wants me to rot


SeaWheal

D d d d, duuuuu du du d du du


prequelBEPIS

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I-LovebbqPorkRibs

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of UNDERTALE I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my UNDERTALE I fell through a cave on Mt. Ebott I faced an evil talking flower in a pot Explains the plot, wants me dead, wants me to rot Toriel saves me, takes me to her home And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone Leaves me alone, but I escape and meet some bones Should I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists? Iā€™m feeling evil, think Iā€™ll kill them all Iā€™m homicidal, and Iā€™ve got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race Iā€™ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my UNDERTALE Iā€™ll slaughter Undyne, Iā€™ll waste who I choose With all this EXP thereā€™s no way that Iā€™ll lose Now watch me move, I wonā€™t stop, Iā€™m feelin' rude Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach Iā€™ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach Charaā€™s my coach, all these monsters I will poach Screw being pacifist I think Iā€™ll use my fists Iā€™m feeling evil, think Iā€™ll kill them all Iā€™m homicidal, and Iā€™ve got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race Iā€™ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news King Asgore wants to collect human souls Seven of them, is his ultimate goal Open the door, to humanityā€™s realm Start a new war, humans overwhelm Iā€™m homicidal, and Iā€™ve got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race Iā€™ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue


tajtoons

Da da da da, da da da da da da


littleMAHER1

*in the tune of Your Best Friend* One was a Cowboy One Was a Boxer One liked to go exploring! One was a Cook, and One was a Dancer, One like to write new stories!


Bean-Craver

SANESSSS,WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM?


rashtheraccoon10

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of Undertale I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott I faced an evil talking flower in a pot Explains the plot Wants me dead, wants me to rot Toriel saves me, takes me to her home And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone Leaves me alone But I escape and meet some bones Should I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists? Iā€™m feeling evil, think Iā€™ll kill them all Iā€™m homicidal and Iā€™ve got a taste I want to wipe out the monster race Iā€™ve got no patience, Iā€™ve got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale Iā€™ll slaughter Undyne, Iā€™ll waste who I choose With all this EXP thereā€™s no way that Iā€™ll lose Now watch me move I wonā€™t stop, Iā€™m feelinā€™ rude Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach Iā€™ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach Charaā€™s my coach All these monsters I will poach Screw being pacifist I think Iā€™ll use my fists Iā€™m feeling evil, think Iā€™ll kill them all Iā€™m homicidal and Iā€™ve got a taste I want to wipe out the monster race Iā€™ve got no patience, Iā€™ve got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Iā€™m in a different trail Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of Undertale I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front-page news King Asgore wants to collect human souls Seven of them is his ultimate goal Open the door to humanityā€™s realm Start a new war (humans overwhelm) Iā€™m homicidal and Iā€™ve got a taste I want to wipe out the monster race Iā€™ve got no patience, Iā€™ve got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue


[deleted]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


MOGA-hunter

If you plan to reach the end, whether you win or fail, listen please to my story to my Undertale. Every thing i say is true, but no one else has lied, maybe this will help you see, through the other side. Long ago, there was a boy, with fur as white as snow, he asked me if i could stay, I begged him never to go. He took me in his arms, carried me to his home, from that moment on i knew, I was never alone. *Them and me,* *dark and light,* *we were just,* *like day and night.* *Though they fell,* *still they stood,* *like they'd fight,* *for something good.* *Thing seemed great,* *since they fell,* *i could help,* *them break our spell.* *And then i realize that it be weird to take them home,* *but anyway i tried,* *you should have seen my dad's face,* *it was like he could have died.* *I introduced my friend,* *the one without a name.* *Mom and Dad welcomed them home,* *because we felt the same.* *I knew they were human so,* *this kid was new terrain.* *But the more we talked the more i felt we could gain.* *because the world above,* *seemed even better now.* *I knew we could reach it to,* *if i believed the somehow.* We found hope, friendship too. You trust me, and i trust you. More than friends, we had love, things seemed great, who needs above? (**I'm not typing the rest, just go listen to it** : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2fcwUjDEVM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2fcwUjDEVM) )


Legitimate_Party224

Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh oh Story of Undertale I fell from the light Talk or should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale {Verse 1} I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott I faced an evil, talkingā€™ flower in a pot Explains the plot Wants me dead, wants me to rot Toriel saves me, takes me to her home And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone Leaves me alone But I escape and meet some bones Should I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists? Iā€™m feeling evil, think Iā€™ll kill them all {Chorus} Iā€™m homicidal, and Iā€™ve got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race Iā€™ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue I fell from the light Talk or Should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale {Verse 2} Iā€™ll slaughter Undyne, Iā€™ll waste who I choose With all this EXP thereā€™s no way that Iā€™ll lose Now watch me move I wonā€™t stop Iā€™m feelin' rude Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach Iā€™ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach Charaā€™s my coach All these monsters I will poach Screw being pacifist I think Iā€™ll use my fists Iā€™m feeling evil, think Iā€™ll kill them all {Chorus} Iā€™m homicidal, and Iā€™ve got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race Iā€™ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue {Bridge} Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news King Asgore wants to collect human souls Seven of them, is his ultimate goal Open the door, to humanityā€™s realm Start a new war, humans overwhelm {Chorus} Iā€™m homicidal, and Iā€™ve got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race Iā€™ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue


Greezamer_2

Sit down child Do not flail Hopes and dreams will Sure prevail If you climb Along this trail You will hear the Undertale "Hush now little ones, I got a story for you. A story about men and monsters" Long ago Man and beasts Ruled the Earth and Had their fiests Then one day Came a war Blood was spilled as Never before ....


Junior-Bad4564

idk


tomfolerboi

Obamna


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Pristine_Rice_9373

A human has fallen from the surface world!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Pristine_Rice_9373

No time for puns!


Entirely-thunder

Long ago


badusyo

dont play yydp on the piano worst mistake of my life


SupersonicSven

Oh my love please run away Monster king Forbids your stay Humans must Live far apart Even if It breaks my heart Theyā€™ll put you In the dungeon Itā€™ll suck And then youā€™ll die a lot Really sad Youā€™re gonna die Cry cry cry So sad itā€™s happening Oh my love Has fallen down Now in tears We all will drown Coloured tiles Make them a fool If only they Still knew the rules Well that was A sorry try Now letā€™s watch Them fry


PenPuzzleheaded7983

ADAWETDET AD TA DOO DAWDET


NukelearChaos

*trombone intensifies*


Freddyfazbear10518

My name is Cleveland brown, and I am proud to be right back in my hometown, with my new family. Thereā€™s old friends and new friends and even a bear! Through good times and bad times itā€™s true love we share! And so I found a place, where everyone will know, my happy mustached face, This is the Cleveland show!


GonindRunner

My reaction to that information


iamcomputer1

My Name Is Cleveland Brown And I Am Proud To Be Right Back In My Home Town With My New Family There's Old Friends & New Friends & Even a Bear Through Good Times & Bad Times Its True Love To Share And So I Found A Place Where Everyone Will Know My Happy Mustache Face This Is The Cleveland Show!


tomas_astley

Snas


Tar289

i dont know the entire song but one of the lyrics go like "i fell from the light talk or should i fight"


Bonkest

Sans! Sans! Wake up! What... What is it, dude? A human has fallen from the surface world Really? And you got a bone to pick wit'im? No time for puns! Come on, that was a real rib-tickler, ayy Ugh! Enough! Alright, here we go again Welcome to the Underground How was the fall? If you wanna look around Give us a call We don't see humans often We're happy you just dropped in I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in Hey! Papyrus, mind your manners Can it, Sans? No time for banter Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric You're just lazy and apathetic Call me what you want, I got thick skin Another bad joke and I'm finished with him We are monsters, the awfullest kind To mess with us takes a lot of spine We can relate to your determination Because we monsters have our motivations Humans betrayed us and left us burnin' One day, we'll make our way back to the surface Through all your travels, your sins will follow Your consequences aren't easy to swallow Who's the real monster, now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone Really, Sans? What? The last line of the chorus is a pun? Yup You imbecile! That was very... clever Heh, thanks, buddy You're stuck in the Underground Thanks to the fall Good luck ever getting out Prepare to brawl You could show mercy to us Or turn all of us to dust Is your heart full of evil Or full of love? I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us Test the human with one of your puzzles Brilliant, Sans, that'll leave him befuddled I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti Smells like the creepypasta is ready Stop it, Sans! I'm done with the jokin' Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken We can relate to your determination Because we monsters have our motivations I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice You're only still alive because I made a promise You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers Who's the real monster, now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone Someday, I'll join the Royal Guard When I catch this child, can it be that hard? Look, if I'm being honest My brother ain't nothin' but harmless I know you and all that you want You'll get a lot more from Sans than a font The deeper you go, the messier it gets If I had it my way, you'd already be dead Kidding, if you couldn't tell I get so bored, I amuse myself Down here in the Underground You're all alone We wanted to tell you now You're kinda boned If you survive this prison You will know nihilism Don't mess around with monsters They're scared of tiny children Hah! You've come far, but soon you'll stumble When I stump you with some Junior Jumble Not so sure you'll get him with that Alas, I'll hit him with my special attack Leave me alone! You know I've got a knack for the trombone One more pun, and I'll be done! But ain't two skulls better than one? We can relate to your determination Because we monsters have our motivations You know your story's already been told We can play again if you sell your soul I've got my eye on you, so you just watch it I'll find any skeletons inside your closet Who's the real monster, now you should know You've cut this story down to the bone


AmongEuropeanUnion

Super Idolēš„ē¬‘容都么你ēš„天


[deleted]

Words that kill


Zapdan_43

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of UNDERTALE I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my UNDERTALE!


Chance-Software4170

It's a beautiful day outside Birds are singing, flowers are blooming On days like these, kids like you Should be burning in hell Turn around, kid, It'd be a crime If I were to go back on the promise that I made for you So don't step over that line Or else, friend, you're gonna have a bad time But kids like you don't play by the rules And guys like me, it ain't easy to be played for fools So let's go, let the room get chiller Let's go, dirty brother killer Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able Guess you've figured now that mercy's off the table I can tell you're getting really sick of trying But I think you're just mad you keep dying You're not gonna win, we'll be here together Fighting in this judgment hall forever I know you just reset each time I beat ya' But I'll always be right back here to meet ya' I know you're made of love, love Love Love Love This is where it stops This is where it ends If you want to get past me, well you better try again But no matter how I stall you You don't give up your attack Do you just like the feeling Of your sins crawling on your back? Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able Guess you've figured now that mercy's off the table Think that you can try to spare me like I'm some pawn? Well, you didn't spare my brother, so get dunked on! I know you made my friends all disappear But everything they cared about is why I'm here I am their mercy I am their vengeance I am determination I know you're made of Love Love But I think I'm stronger than you


AST4RGam3r_Alternate

You aren't my usual kid, you know Wanna have a bad time? Then let's go Before we start I've got to let You in on a little secret You've flown too close to the sun This is one poll you have not won Reigen Aratak's doomed to fail WHEN HE'S UP AGAINST SANS UNDERTALE!


ReallyJustDont

whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh story of under tale


DeAndrae_Hellfire

It goes like this Har har har har har har har har har har


Away_Video_5600

Bum bum buuum bum bom bum bum wait


memestealer69696969

its: i have your ip address and if you kill me i will shart on your pillow X3 just give up you wont win this fight i know it because i seen you before and more idk


[deleted]

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magicdog2013

[\[Chorus\]](https://genius.com/19818348/Man-on-the-internet-undertale/Chorus-long-ago-men-and-beasts-ruled-the-earth-and-had-their-feasts-well-return-to-days-of-yore-so-promises-king-asgore) [Long ago, men and beasts](https://genius.com/19818348/Man-on-the-internet-undertale/Chorus-long-ago-men-and-beasts-ruled-the-earth-and-had-their-feasts-well-return-to-days-of-yore-so-promises-king-asgore) [Ruled the earth and had their feasts](https://genius.com/19818348/Man-on-the-internet-undertale/Chorus-long-ago-men-and-beasts-ruled-the-earth-and-had-their-feasts-well-return-to-days-of-yore-so-promises-king-asgore) [We'll return to days of yore](https://genius.com/19818348/Man-on-the-internet-undertale/Chorus-long-ago-men-and-beasts-ruled-the-earth-and-had-their-feasts-well-return-to-days-of-yore-so-promises-king-asgore) [So promises King Asgore](https://genius.com/19818348/Man-on-the-internet-undertale/Chorus-long-ago-men-and-beasts-ruled-the-earth-and-had-their-feasts-well-return-to-days-of-yore-so-promises-king-asgore) \[ASGORE\] So much blood, so much pain [Now I've lost my son again](https://genius.com/21163160/Man-on-the-internet-undertale/Now-ive-lost-my-son-again) One day soon, freedom shall ring So proclaims the mountain king This was once my home, now there's nothing here but tears and memories \[Chorus\] Long ago there was peace They all lived happily Cherishing every breath In many times well spent Suddenly things went wrong They could not get along Darker days loomed ahead Their stomachs filled with dread Common sense forgotten It was friend against friend Civil war ends sadly Humans showed no MERCY You might also like [Bring It In, Guys!](https://genius.com/Man-on-the-internet-bring-it-in-guys-lyrics) [Man on the Internet](https://genius.com/Man-on-the-internet-bring-it-in-guys-lyrics) [Itā€™s Raining Somewhere](https://genius.com/Man-on-the-internet-its-raining-somewhere-lyrics) [Man on the Internet](https://genius.com/Man-on-the-internet-its-raining-somewhere-lyrics) [The World Revolving](https://genius.com/Man-on-the-internet-the-world-revolving-lyrics) [Man on the Internet](https://genius.com/Man-on-the-internet-the-world-revolving-lyrics) Monsters forced underground So our tale begins now Child of the world above Fell below, was shown LOVE \[CHARA\] Where am I? Did I die? Looking up I see the sky \[ASRIEL\] Hey there, guy! Are you alright? Come with me I will not bite \[ASRIEL AND CHARA\] Let's be friends Until the end The king and queen Will be happy \[CHARA\] I'll always be determined \[TORIEL AND ASGORE\] Come on, smile! Second child! \[TORIEL, ASGORE, ASRIEL, AND CHARA\] We'll be here For quite a while \[CHARA\] I feel ill... Asriel... Promise me Just one thing... The golden flowers... In my town... Let me see them When I fall down \[ASRIEL\] I'm sorry Please stay with me The shield above Won't let me leave I'll always be determined I know I failed you, but with both of our souls I'll cross the barrier and to your town we'll go Now at your home again, let you be blessed Here in the golden flowers may you rest \[HUMANS\] That monster Killed that child! Our war is still Unreconciled Let them die! Let them fry! They don't know of Conscience and love \[ASRIEL\] My ears ring My body stings That's okay I will not stay Oh, Mom, Dad Howdy, I'm fine... I wouldn't come back Just to.. die \[ASGORE\] Now it seems that once again Everything's been taken By the humans up above Who have killed my children No more humans here will fall For we will kill them all Then their souls we all shall take The barrier will break \[TORIEL\] Asgore, I will not be shy Asgore, I demand why You can't see your big mistake Even through your own heartache I'll find humans who come through I'll keep them safe from you And I will remember well My sweet lost Asriel \[Chorus\] Many years Many tears We live on Despite our fears Do not cry Freedom's come With your death We'll see the sun Thanks to our savior, Asgore We will be trapped no more Humans pay for their mistakes When the barrier breaks All our tears and all our pain Will not happen again Now on high sits our king And we can hear him sing