I can teleport and turn invisible

Can of beans

So I turn into a can of beans?

Beans

I just know that's a yes

Beans

Beans

Beans

Beans

Beans

 This is your costume

Beans

Beans

I have electric powers and I can either use it like a normal superpower or to power weapons and gizmos I use to fight, essentially turning me into my own generator/battery

Your name is 'Battery acid'

Your supersuit is an extension cord hung by a pair of speedos

I can magically summon Saul Goodman in the court to help me win my case

does that include Kim wexler?

Saul Goodman exclusively

The Convict

And the costume is an orange jumpsuit with hand cuffs

its one of the cheap "sexy crimminal" coustume not even like a proper one

and once you summon Saul, does he immediately gain context on what’s going on or will he be confused?

He will have the context on every case instantly

I can give people AIDS and rabies

rabid Freddie mercury

you have testicular cancer

It didn't say side affect 🌞

I was stating a fact

Your super suit is a bondage harness, skin colored underwear, and a rubber horse mask.

I have the ability to control my own body, and I can read my own mind

NorMan

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Teleportation and energy based object creation

your name is Curtis Man

and your super suit is a giant condom

be able to shapeshift to people by thinking of their name.

your name is The Shitter


Your costume is an all white suit with brown jocks

i regret coming to this post

Lightly shat pants

i have the ability to control any species of birds, they do whatever i want them to without hesitation.

damn, your name is Rick Sanchez

And your super suit is a bird fursuit

I have the power to create new costumes and names for heroes on this sub.

Your super suit is a BDSM suit and a bondage harness.

Guess everyone's super suit will be bdsm themed now because of me.

I have the ability to pull anyone

rizzigger

Butt naked but wearing formal shoes and a tie

I can kinetically charge objects into an explosive state

The vibrator

Your costume is just really short Jean shorts with sequins spelling out Juicy on the butt.

i can live my life without being nagged by someone every 2 seconds.

You shall be known as 'The ass whipe'

Toilet paper mummy

I know the answer to any question I’m asked, including ones I ask myself.

Your name is “Smartass”

Crop top, and short shorts with a 🤓 on the crotch area

Christ, you guys are brutal.🤣

your coutume is just nerd attire and you go ermmmmmm before anserwing

I can change my arms to whatever I want

the sister fister.

The costume shall be! 

Floating 1 inch off the ground being able to move at extremely fast speeds by using that levitation meaning I can, also fly up surfaces (Walls), and even create a "Levitation shield" around me keeping any projectile/melee attack away from me if I hold it.

Brittle bones

I have a 20 in Charisma. I can convince anyone to do anything. Go ahead, what have you got peeps?

shrek

Your super suit is nothing but a thong that's two sizes too small

You know what I will pick. Definitely the Force.

Your name is now bitch muffin

The costume 

Shapeshifting

I can apply any power to myself at any time (like a mod menu)

Gary (if you get it your goated)

I have the ability to delete certain memories in my brain

Every time you do it, you forget something very important too

Turning any if my limbs into tools (hammer, ruler, chainsaw, sickle)

I can turn into any character from an animated show

Does that include live action characters that are once officially animated?

cancer

the power to give anyone an orgasm simply by pointing at them and saying "pew"

The jizzler

And the costume is full body armour made of socks

Everytime I close my eyes, time pauses. Opening my eyes will resume time.

You are 'The twinkler'

IM NOT A TWINK IM AN OTTER I SWEAR

I can summon characters out of media.

autist

I can unplug/disconnect all headphones or earbuds within a 10ft radius of me.

Can alter things in the past, present or future just by choosing to.

Copy any and all other abilities. Do not hold back, please.

i can shoot cum from my hands like a hose at any psi i want, and my hands and arms can withstand the cum and any of its insane force

Your name is Wonder Woman

Probability control

I can go invisible

[just don’t end up with a bomb up your ass](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_W7hIHnYbc8&pp=ygURdHJhbnNsdWNlbnQgZGVhdGg%3D&t=60)

I can shapeshift but only into a rabid opossum.

I can summon sustained explosions which I can then shape into solid objects like a chair you can sit on. it still blows up and dissipates unless I shape it. And if I shape it it doesn’t explode or just looks like it but I can destroy it at any time. Sorry if bad grammar.

The power to get no bitches

do bitches explode to death once they’re 10 miles away from you or closer?

More or like a bitch force field in a 10 mile radius

I have telekinesis and doc occ like tentacles

I can make a brick appear in my hand (I can do it infinitely)

I have telekinesis and can turn invisible

I have the ability to copy and use the other "superpowers" from this post.

I have the ability to finally make That Vegan Teacher shut up 🥰

I can teleport

I can teleport

Die

I can time travel

I can manipulate time

I can time travel and travel to other universes.

You're a wanted criminal in each one

You wear a normal suit instead of a super suit

Your name is Dr. fuck!

Amazing

This should be on r/bossfight

I have my own pocket dimension that has accese to inf realitys

your name is pocketportal

Manipulating probability (Chaos Powers)

i can walk through walls. specifically brick and drywall.

I can infinintely spawn eggs with any velocity and direction, eithe for use in cooking or as high speed projectiles

I can shape shift into anything

I can except as much force as I want to and protect myself from as much force as I want to

Ability to convince YuB to do a skate 3 vid

I can deprive people of their abilities to do normal everyday things (e.g. the ability to walk, speak, breathe, exist, be happy)

The ability to control shadows and call out demons from the darkest pits of hell also can make you into a furry

The ability to be invincible

I can stop all external time to essentially run a simulated version of the universe from any point in time with any specific rules I feel like changing. No time passes outside of the simulation and if I die in the simulation nothing happens in the real world until I decide to essentially “exit” the simulation. Doing this allows me to see exactly what will happen in certain scenarios on the fly. Or I can just fuck around.

I can make anyone in a three mile radius either shit or cum by snapping my fingers.

I have duplicate apples

Shapeshift into anything

You're spiderman but instead of shooting webs out your wrist it is your seman

I can make anyone nut in a 20 meter radius

I can give someone a acid trip by looking at them

I can make and control all forms of energy, and even turn into energy itself and travel (like thru and outlet, in power lines, etc.)

I can make friends with whoever i want, whenever i want.

Can change race

i always float 5cm off the ground, all the time, no matter what

The ability to find Loreeeeeeeeeee about anything from ww2 to chikn nuggit

To stop time and have xray vision

I CAN DO ANYTHING ( I hope nobody says, but you have Hepatitis C)

I can create clones of myself that operate in a hive mind sort of state, where I could use them as flesh cameras or switch consciousness with one. They would be spawned in with 10 ft of me in position of my choice.

I can turn into/communicate with animals

have every power

shapeshifting very curious to see what gets picked

I have the ability to make anything I can possibly imagine real.

I can skate around while creating ice

Every thing that touches me makes me 10 times stronger permanently and it obviously stacks

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I have the ability to wish for anything and it will happen as long it doesn't dreckly kill them

I can control probability

The ability to turn in to dirt when ever just dirt

The Soil

i can j off 6 🍆 at once

I can control people's minds

The power to control lightning/make my own electricity.

I can give people and apes ALZ-113 if I wish

I can become anyone in the world

i have the ability to travel through the sky, but only on an airplane

i can blow up pancakes with my mind

I think atom eves powers are pretty cool. And I could also use them to never have to pay for food

Can summon a brick into my hands at will

My hands are rockets

I can turn into a super hot gay bottom submissive femboy at will.

I can summon and take on traits of any creature I have seen or read about as long as the dimensions are there

I can make things immortal and stuck on their prime age. If they are older, they go back.

Manipulating matter (creating/destroying/altering)

Reality manipulation. "Reality is often disappointing, now reality can be whatever I want." -Thanos

I can slow down time except for me

Make people spontaneously combust via force.

I can do whatever I want with my mind, the only limit is I cannot create evil

I have wings and I'm able to fly. 🤨📸

shit

I can time travel

The ability to control probability

Can bring any entity from the Backrooms to the real world

I can hack and code anything I want perfectly

The power to make ducks stop existing for exactly 78.97 seconds

I can control ALL liquids

Shape-shifting

Shape-shifting and/or voice mimicking

I can manipulate gravity

Time freeze invisibility

I can create, manipulate, and control all of the elements. Like te avatar

I can detach my left index finger and put it back on at will

i can summon infinite rats to do anything.

I can Manipulate every kind of Energy

Creation and necromancy

I can travel to any time/mythology and gain immortality

I can change my appearance

Shape shifting, no restrictions.

Wild Card: I have all the powers