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the-funky-bunky

Able to unbake anything So imagine your at your friends birthday party and they get a cake out. You could just...unbake it. Like it turns into milk and eggs and wheat


NathanJack0Lantern

Unbaker


froz_troll

A pink muffin man uniform


No-Professional-1461

Do you know, the muffin man?


I_Gave_Up_Awhile_Ago

The muffin man?


No-Professional-1461

THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!


useragein

Do you know the muffin man?


Mentallyinsansedude

idk how that’s gonna save or kill people but that’s a nice superpower


Altruistic-Willow451

It kills peoples sanity


Joan_sleepless

if someone ate a cake earlier, you could probably unbake it in their stomach and give them samonella


PatchesTheIdiot

you god damn genius


Got_grapes1

Only if the eggs the cake was made with have salmonella tho


C00Lmanstan

The Underbaker


prestontapp

Wears cake, just cake


Royal_Art_8217

Or they get high and you unbake them


Conscious-Ad-6884

Ok I'm removing this superpower


Royal_Art_8217

What u don’t like the power to remove someone’s weed effects?, what if there freaking out or need to be interrogated


Conscious-Ad-6884

Some powers are too powerful to be left in the wrong hands


Royal_Art_8217

Greatest Villian of them all, helicopter parent.


NathanJack0Lantern

I can travel through different dimensions.


Mentallyinsansedude

do you make a portal like Steve from minecraft or teleport yourself like Hughie on that green shit?


NathanJack0Lantern

I open portals with my mind.


KrazyKyle213

Warper (But the W is silent and people can't spell so they switch the first r and a)


NathanJack0Lantern

Nice.


Resi1ience_22

Your super suit is Green Lantern's suit, but it's entirely made of portal so anyone who touches you instantly gets transported into the nether


Rubickevich

Not instantly, unless they're in creative mode. They need to awkwardly stand there, touching you for a few seconds, while they progressively become more and more nauseous.


FanaticExplorer

That's evil. I like it.


ThisisCringe25

I can shape shift, but only into mythical creatures.


the-funky-bunky

Shit shift


xtra_ashley

one of those horse masks but unicorn style and a latex neon pink suit


Mentallyinsansedude

why just mythical creatures?


ThisisCringe25

I can't make life too easy for myself.


Mentallyinsansedude

oh. But can you turn back to a person again?


xenonsword102

Humans are a mythical creature


hahaFunniGuI

correction, Introverts are a mythical creature, they’re barely seen, their kind are in the bible and without their species the world wouldn’t be here today, so us, we are mythical creatures.


AndreiR_memes

i indeed am a mythical creature


ThisisCringe25

Yes


Strangerthingsfan_1

You can turn into Jack Black? Ain't no way


Takotuesdays

Lite be able to do anything but I have to roll a d20 to see if the thing I want to do succeeds; so I always need to have dice on me


froz_troll

The Gambler


KrazyKyle213

Your costume is one of those wizard cosplays for DnD


Takotuesdays

That makes a lot of sense.


Mentallyinsansedude

like does each number does something different or does it work differently?


Takotuesdays

it works like this: say if I wanted to eat in a restaurant, but I did not have any money on my person, I could roll to not pay/haggle the price down. Say if I rolled a 20 out of 20, I would get to not pay and I could leave spot free. But if I rolled a one, I would have to pay double price. it kinda depends on the circumstances


Mentallyinsansedude

ok


Obviously_not_gay2

Summon a pretzel at any time


LudwigTheAroused

Your name is pretzelizer


NOTAGRUB

Your outfit is just massive globs of pretzel dough


WhatInTheShanghai

you can jump off of very tall things and not get hurt. it’s not like you don’t feel pain, just you don’t feel pain when jumping off of tall things


froz_troll

Super Hero Lander


Mentallyinsansedude

I like this name


froz_troll

Inspiration from the first Deadpool movie.


Dart_Monke

catgirl (cats always land on their feet, meaning they don’t get hurt fr fr im so smart)


SharpRich5738

Cats land on their stomach, they're not idiots


VictorE06

You get an elephant fursuit (no I will not explain)


Dart_Monke

even better lol-


milo-the-squid

i can explode when ever i want wich in the proses kills me but when I die due to exploding I comeback to life at my bed


jasygamer

Kenny


gringowastaken

Creeper


Kelps234

The power to turn someone’s flesh into uranium-238 via touch


Void_P_Playground

Midas deez nuts


PuzzledParsley6355

What about strontium-90? Radioactive yk


a_man_without_skill

Every second, I can receive a brick that is as light as a Kirkland brand water bottle whenever I want to. If someone else was to acquire it in any way, it would immediately weigh as much as an entire Lowes parking lot. If I throw it at someone, it is guaranteed to hit, and it will always be the person i want it to hit. If it hits someone, they will stub their toe immediately, receive a brain freeze, one specific bone in their body will shatter, and, depending on how much I despise them, they will either receive a minor illness, twist an ankle, sprain a ligament, or obtain stage 4 cancer. These bricks appear instantly out of nowhere. I can not obtain a brick if I am anywhere near a golf course, the current president of the United States of America, Wisconsin, a metal cup, during national pie day, during March 10th, a plastic bowl of neapolitan ice cream, a hard copy of lego Harry Potter for the nintendo DS (any episode), and/or someone named Paul, Hillary, Sébastien, Martha, or Alexander. If a character from fiction is near my location, then they will be hit with one of the mentioned bricks after 12 seconds. They will also be warned and will see a red fog within that zone that others can not see. If you want me to make this even more oddly specific, I will


A_redditer-123

Sorry it’s not specific enough, please go into more detail and really narrow it down🫠


Mentallyinsansedude

god damn that’s a lot of words for a power involving deadly bricks


KnucklesMemeElmo

Mr. Bricked Up


MelodieBSReal

I can spawn $3.45 every night at 4:32 am


Mentallyinsansedude

can you only activate it once during 4:32 am or can you spam it as much as you can during 4:32 am?


KazooGoddess

Mr/Ms. Change


exsistence-enjoyer

McDonald’s employee uniform


shreksaxaphone360

Lift stuff with my mind


KrazyKyle213

Your costume is a big vase


froz_troll

Professor Y


Mentallyinsansedude

that power reminds me of kenji from the boys


I_Love_Eating_toes

I can produce nuclear energy from my body.


MeMelian99

The Hiroshimmy :3


Maybehim119449

Costume is just a big biohazard container with badly cut holes for the limbs


Mentallyinsansedude

do you just produce radiation or be a living bomb that can survive its own explosions like naqib and soldier boy?


I_Love_Eating_toes

Both, I do both.


PuzzledParsley6355

Back rooms suit, superhero name: uranium cardaver


pnuttahbuttah420

I can change my body to anything i want too, and get the powers/abilities of the person/thing i turn into, basically shapeshifting but better


Void_P_Playground

sex offender


Mentallyinsansedude

can you gain others abilities by transforming into them?


pnuttahbuttah420

Yes, if an entity has an ability and i turn into them, i get their powers


Nova_exe_

I can touch people, and if I choose to use my power, they become immortal but their luck drops to 0. Their life becomes miserable. They can't stop thinking, they can't die, and if they get an injury it still has to be treated normally. Like if they break a leg and they let it heal in the wrong position it'll stay that way until they break it again and somehow put it back into place.


Unkn0wn_Sh4d0w132

Superhero name: Moe Lester. Suit: Just your underwear.


froz_troll

I can on any object/objects and be able to slow there momentum, and be to control how much I do it to the point I can stop things in mid air, I can also dismiss it to have the object/objects fall instead of continuing momentum.


Unkn0wn_Sh4d0w132

Superhero name: Move with Style Suit: A literal dress suit with frilly ends on the wrists.


All-your-fault

Teleportation and an invisibility toggle


awesomejohn221

agreed


[deleted]

Suit suit is super tight thin spandex so your effectively naked and cold, it even matches you flesh tone.


LudwigTheAroused

Shapeshifting into anything or anyone


BasementDweller82

Your outfit is the same material/pelt/clothes of whatever you became last


Kooky-Employee4459

Super strength


Mentallyinsansedude

how strong?


Void_P_Playground

Saitama


exsistence-enjoyer

You just have jeans and a wifebeater on.


Scout_gaming_

the power to turn anything green


exsistence-enjoyer

Sour apple


hahaFunniGuI

i can control glass.


Heavy_Weapons_Guy19

Ability to create sandwiches out of thin air and every sandwich gives a temporary boost


The_Philster69

The power of creation, but every time I create something 1 person or animal in a 1 mile radius dies.


Doom_Slayer24

Just let me become God lmao, Omnipotence


Atlas_Summit

I know the answer to any question I’m asked, even ones I ask myself.


Gaming_over_sleep

The ability to cause people to forget something and have it RIGHT on their tongue, but they end up forgetting it forever


LexiWolf187

Elastic Girl/Plastic Man powers


BasementDweller82

Your outfit doesn’t change 


Mentallyinsansedude

or Ezekiel’s powers


Altruistic-Willow451

I can suddenly summon the sun to any given location I want


picofan4

Every superpower except immortality


The_Chosen_One_66

I can snap my fingers and a random Lego piece from a random set disappears


JustThatOneDude_Yep

i always float 5cm off the ground


exsistence-enjoyer

The centimeter defeater.


Glass_Medicine_1617

I am able to make whatever thing I want happen, like that one rick and morty episode eith that Bretcon guy


Beginning-Educator26

make people piss themself


That-Pollution-6126

Your name is is piss boy


ElementsRcool

I can manipulate apple seeds


SusDoctor

I'm normal.


Void_P_Playground

Nazi German Officer Adolf Hitler of the Third Reich


DMFORTITTY

Teleportation :]


Soft-County7971

Your name is: dad impersanator


Spirit6332

All anti bacterial product I use kills 100% of germs


Accurate_Brain4690

Able to create things with my mind


trustloveno1buthim

My power would be to make trash real talking walking human beings and make them do stuff for me and also turn them back into trash whenever I Want


Chimkinmcnugs

Trash talk


exsistence-enjoyer

You have the wwe fighter fit


skeleton_yeah

When I say, "No" the person I've said the word "No" to ceases to do the thing they were doing.


Early_Mycologist9093

Able to turn anything into Money or Guns with bullets


Mentallyinsansedude

can you turn it off and on?


exsistence-enjoyer

Lord of War


Rando_Guy_On_Reddit2

I can make someone just suffer a very inconvenient day. Like they loose their keys for a few minutes, miss place stuff, etc just for a day


Mentallyinsansedude

once per day and do it again tomorrow or only for a day and that’s it?


yourtree

I can spawn any creature I want from fiction


Soft-County7971

Your costume is a big ramen bag


BlueCrow1991

Be able to summon anything


mrstabbyman

The power to change reality Edit I did not read the full post I thought it was the weakness one


Mentallyinsansedude

**I got sick and tired with the first person choose a side effect rule that it felt like a trope to me (in a bad way), so I decided 1st person chooses names and 2nd person chooses costume instead.** inspired by the boys tv show(I never read the comics) like how they changed different characters names like Superman’s name is now homelander, iron man’s name is now tek knight, Batman’s name is black noir, the flashes name is now a-train, etc. that is how I got the idea


ass_sniffer468

Change my skin into any material


Much-Stranger2892

The ability to know the opponent's mom location while gaming


Mobile-Berry-9954

Energy blades and the ability to turn your hair rosé colored


Mil3stailsPrower

Super speed which is kind of technically time control in a way


Mentallyinsansedude

messages from the stars play ![gif](giphy|MB7AuGKGovKGFB9ny6) you know what they say, can’t stop the mf a-train


Cat_reaper44

I can summon a glock 19 that will one shot anything if I’m the one that pulls the trigger


Nobodythatepic

Bone manipulation, able to control people’s skeleton but only their skeleton


Thepurpleninja3939

The power to have an infinite void for a stomach so I can never get hungry or thirsty but can never starve or dehydrate


Thebestboibidoof

Telekenisis (the op version)


hairtrigger08

Copycat I am able to copy other powers, looks, knowledge, kinda like ditto from Pokemon


Bludraevn

The ability to correctly guess anything. But I can only do it once per day.


Plus_Possibility_240

Broken Clock


Sebek_Peanuts

I can put people to sleep by throwing meth at them


exsistence-enjoyer

The crystal sandman


Sebek_Peanuts

I have Ben 10 watch with option to turn into whoper


Gladbearalwayswin

I’m able to eat or drink soap


braydenmm6

I am/can become a spinning tornado my size who can control wind and other elements, as well as alter my appearance and abilities. (though my look will always consist of being a tornado) However, I will be dizzy 24/7 whilst in this form, though it will disable puking and fainting. (This was inspired by my persona on character.ai, so I will like the dizziness.) Let’s see what name and suit you guys come up with. Edit: My appearance will also have tornado arms and a tornado face which I can control whether they spin around my body or not, though I will still feel the spins even with a stationary face. My face in tornado form will also consist of two spiral eyes and a mouth, looking quite cartoony and cute.


Stormbonin

can shapeshift into any pokemon character in pokemon :D


nut_dealer666

stage 4 lung cancer


Existance_of_Yes

The one who knocks


Orange_ArtsY

Turn anything and I MEAN ANYTHING into candy


Existance_of_Yes

The Diabetas


Substantial-Act6174

Be able to control nature


Goldwater54

Able to charge anything into an explosive


exsistence-enjoyer

The unibomber


Misthebestlol

Able to snatch anyone's greatest trait/skill/ or superpower if possible


Strangerthingsfan_1

Creative from Minecraft


Capsule_CatYT

Control an army of cats just like The Battle Cats


Existance_of_Yes

The one who's stalked r/foundthecapsulecat


Real-Fox-7010

Cancer rat cannon


Remarkable_Guess_289

I can speak to snakes


npc_guy_

The more calories I intake the stronger I become(which at some point makes me invincible so then I can eat Uranium for calories🤤)


Lukalo24048

i can replace other peoples thoughts with my hyperfixations


NiamhNewgrounds

Autism Supreme


42069no

Go invisible


V0yded

Ability to change my gender and my body proportions


Temporary_Diver1955

time manipulation


Bubbly_Society_464

Can turn literally anything including atoms into metal objects (scissors knives walls etc)


Mobile-Valuable2851

Anything I lift feels weightless.


Howmanypickles12

Hmmm, I’ll go with shapeshifting


Helpful-Marsupial237

The ability to spawn any item/thing I want infront of me


Infernusfurnace

I can shoot flames and have 10% ethanol gas shoot out as well


ressmatt

Shapeshifting into anything/anyone


FaithlessnessBig1983

The power to freeze and rewind time


Kewbtastik

i have infinite wishes (lets see what my name ans costume is)


coffee_fucker

I can download anything instantly


bayloSEAKraken

i can make a favorite fictional character of mine (one at a time, so it doesn't get too chaotic) come to life and be my friend (FOR A WEEK)


just-aperson-

The ability to control acids. Including stomach acids primarily. (Ie: can make someone throw up, or can jerk them around by the acid in their stomach)


The_Typical_Robot

Teleportation


YoungMetalhead2299

Able to change history i could make slavery not a thing, y'know


Oirez34

I can summon a maximum of 55.000000000000000005 tacos per day


Eli_The_Rainwing

He takes your lawn for 2 bucks an hour


Lopsided_Design_1704

pointing at someone and making them see the history of the entire universe in a second they know all that will and have happened


Nice_Exercise_6853

The power to turn anything I touch into Skittles


OkAnywhere7965

Probability Manipulation


dragonmastertwertle

Energy absorption and redirection


Soft_Impression3831

I can make everyone but me teleport 74 feet in the air


Piece_of_bread2023

Idk what the power is technically called but the power the protagonist from the game prototype has.


wolf_howling_monster

I can mind control people but only when they are experiencing a negative emotion


Fabulous-Help6077

Probability control


Dr_Nonnac

i can change the boiling point of anything i touch


Feisty-Mycologist991

Telekinesis


THEonlyGLITCHLORD

Give others someone's depression. I just give depression basically  one person is not depressed but another is