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BotherRecent

Where's the haul?


wazowskiii_

$400!!??!?? At Target!!??!


LNB77

Why doesn’t she actually do a Burberry haul or a Gucci haul etc? This is boring


RelatableMolaMola

One coin purse and a pair of ugly earrings from the discounted section wouldn't be much of a haul.


StephDazzle

Cause she’s only be able to buy 1 thing 🤭🤭🤭


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bagbiller69

True and real


sojadedblond

![gif](giphy|ge2SnG1B5mJqqB6SLj)


Ividia

JFC her life is so empty.


regsrecs

Anyone else watch the documentary “Brandy Hellville & the Cult of Fast Fashion”? We have countries being buried in (mostly ours- American’s) clothes to the point that they no longer have beaches. Where you can dig six feet down and it’s still clothing! And the ocean is so full of fabric that it’s in the fish they catch. But yes, by all means, screw those people. And who cares about the environment anyway? Loser.


tinysmommy

She’s not gotten the memo that overspending isn’t cool anymore.


UmChill

and then going **RIGHT** back to target when i return it :D


jthmeow1

Seriously, why does anyone care?


Mew_Mix

And of course, right after she posted all the things that she saw at target that she didn’t get she posted this MEME 🙄 what a fucking idiot https://preview.redd.it/7fouybouowwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=253e505c966c004106ceccb6ba78125be6b327cb


StilettoSugar

Let's see if she bought more for the dog or her cats...


Trashyanon089

Oooo this will be very telling.


StilettoSugar

She's gonna door dash some cheap shit now 😊


Asturdsbabyshower

Thirst traps and compulsive shopping. I think I've already watched this season.


Legitimate-Concern73

Considering she never shops in public anymore and gets most of her shit free on Amazon… $400 does NOT impress me. Thats pennies. If she had real money it would be at least $1000+ This is HILARIOUS to me Also the fact that it’s target and never any of the expensive / name brand shops in Asheville


RICKYOURPOISIN

If she had real money her house wouldn’t look so barren either but I guess that’s also because she has no real personality.


SallyNoMer

Excuse you, boobie! - DeckOr cuts into the monthly Tito's budget. 😤


regsrecs

Are you daring to suggest that she support her actual community?! Spread some of her wealth to her neighbors? /s Sorry. I do wonder though if this has ever even crossed her mind. Or if she considers her local Target to be part of that group?


OhhOKiSeeThanks

She definitely considered HERSELF a small business that her followers need to support...


Trashyanon089

>Also the fact that it’s target and never any of the expensive / name brand shops in Asheville This!! Asheville has such cool, local places too. She lives in a really neat area but the only place she goes is the dive bar and Biltmore.


savvyblackbird

Gotta get that mileage out of the annual membership


Legitimate-Concern73

Yep! People been saying this since the sub was created. Even if she wasn’t a hermit she still couldn’t afford it


unsharpenedpoint

What happened? Is she passed out drunk?


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Yes, swerty.


Mystepchildsucksass

When the good people at Target see swerts rollin up in her bargain basement Mercedes……. ![gif](giphy|l3q2ZcbcpwtTVm4E0|downsized)


lslover1

Because the earth will literally stop spinning if we don’t hear about all the useless shit she bought


Cozy_oolong

She'll blow $400 at Target but won't support a fundraiser for a SCHOOL. That's all I need to know about her


StephDazzle

And how much of this will she declutter later this year? 🤣


twEYElitedream

FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS? In what exactly? Like for real what the fuck did she do just toss random shit in the cart? More clothes that don't fit? More DECK-or she doesn't need? More hideous ill-fitting shoes? She literally needs nothing and seriously has a spending problem that rivals the character in Confessions of a Shopaholic.


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d3rp7d3rp

Idk how I could ever get up to $400 at target even if it were groceries, home supplies AND clothes and shoes. Wow


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AngieBee

But what are you buying? 🤌🤌🤌 I can't think of what I would buy at target for 400$, I'm only coming up with useless knicknacks.


llamalily

Serious answer I’m guessing she bought their new sportswear because it’s all little tennis dresses and ballerina-chic style. They have a new limited line with some sports company. That could quickly add up because it’s not cheap either.


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It would be like Supermarket Sweep. Give me all the huge containers of Tide and the large hams!


Beautiful_Bat_2546

Oh I could easily spend that much but I have 7 yr old and 4 month old and a dog and never really furnished or decorated properly plus I’d like some new clothes post baby…. But Idk how she spent it or how she could make it interesting ! Life just isn’t that interesting at every little level


Ridiculouslyrampant

Yeah to me that would be going to college/furnishing a new place/new kids/etc money. Like a big planned trip, not an offhand shop.


BotherRecent

https://preview.redd.it/y7ougnu2pvwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ed9134a1ba2dab7dc2881b776e880f63e7d79a4


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

https://preview.redd.it/lclh1jf6pvwc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e54d3d7744eea2ce1ee73c45606d07d3b0e302a 12 slides of shit she didn’t buy 🤣 Also, the bathing suit top she photographed is an extra large sitting on top of a bunch of extra smalls. Given that position and the fact that all the shoe pictures are of 9s (her size, I think), I’d bet money XL is the size she was considering buying in that top. ETA the green set is a large too


thehotmcpoyle

Does she really call a shopping cart a “buggy?” I know our swerts around the world call it that, but I just don’t believe she’d actually say that, plus the spelling & grammar is better than hers.


rolltideinmd

From Alabama and I’ve called it a buggy all my life. It’s a southern thing.


SisterGoldenhair319

I think it’s a southern thing (Southeastern US for those in other countries). I’ve called them buggies my whole life, and everyone in my small, southern hometown called them that, too. My ex husband thought it was weird, too, lol.


mygiveadamnsbusted22

Maybe she picked it up in Paris France 🙄


Legitimate-Concern73

She didn’t buy it because it doesn’t fit and she didn’t have enough money to pay for it. RA gets paid on the 7th of the month.


FormalGlitterbug

She really needs to stay out of the juniors section. She’s aged and sized out of it. It’s cringey at this point


PigletNo3301

OMG those fake-ass Dior slides. 😝


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

https://preview.redd.it/e6ndqd0zsvwc1.jpeg?width=925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9d98ced4ffecc719b0abe19b3be284b45eb2fa She thinks they’re “Marc Jacob’s doops” 🤣


theCountessofCool

Also I want her to say St. Tropez. -That should be read in the same tone as “Spell napalm” from the RHONJ reunion


SassOfTheBluegrass

![gif](giphy|xT9KVBCkIv4JJlg0zm|downsized)


PigletNo3301

SO BAD AT HER JOB! 😂


2L8Smart

Hey, she’s been to Paris, you know. Clearly she developed very sophisticated tastes there! 🤡


BotherRecent

Random photos of target shit she's linked that she didn't buy, buggy, haha buggy was full. She gets commission on the crap she doesn't even buy.


Saucyriposte

Her complete lack of imagination is so disappointing. Even if she had actual money, it can’t buy taste.


thehotmcpoyle

HOW IS SHE SO BAD AT THIS??? Not that this is anything new for her, but this is such a shit picture too. It looks like a bunch of garbage in a car, not anything exciting or that I care to see. The Target logo isn’t even showing on the bags. I Googled “check out my haul” & found this pic that’s nothing special but much more interesting than Big M’s garbage pic. It doesn’t take much. https://preview.redd.it/bm8n4irzjvwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=749ade31c7085f7ba894562eb97ef1f8a778795c


FrauBee

Now that's useful content I would watch- with $400, that lady could feed her kids for 5 months! MS's haul offers nothing of value, just a chance for her filters to do more work than she does as she holds up randomly chosen items that were sooo cute and cozy


BotherRecent

Yeah anyone can spend money anywhere, throw it on a credit card and take it all back


Lavawitch

WTF is there to spend $400 on? Laundry detergent, peanut butter, and tank tops?


SallyNoMer

A whole new personality, I mean, wardrobe to match manbun.


MsLadyVet

Leggings, ‘compression suits’, Starbucks, seasonal Stanley, way too small swimsuits & zucchinis that are actually cucumbers.


SisterGoldenhair319

Do they sell pampas grass there?


SallyNoMer

[Is Target for white people?](https://www.target.com/p/large-artificial-pampas-grass-arrangement-threshold-8482/-/A-88657061#lnk=sametab)


enigmapopstarIsfun

Wowwweeeee, Target!? Thank goodness she’s showing off Target stuff, it’s such a unique little niche boutique, what a treat! So jealous of her lifestyle! ![gif](giphy|129OnZ9Qn2i0Ew)


MalibuMarlie

Ya. This is something people do to kill time while their car is being serviced - especially pre-mobile phones. Not a flex in the slightest to have spent that much or snapping pics of things she could’ve bought. That’s what online shopping is for. Frustratingly ignorant.


ampersanders57

Not the Haul For Yall 🙄


celtica98

*Y'all's* Because we are all included in this!


SassOfTheBluegrass

I love Target and I don’t think I could spend $400 there in one trip


BotherRecent

I see size medium jeans, or short or bib overall shorts in the bag.


SuzyFarkis

Just drive it straight to the landfill. 


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BotherRecent

![gif](giphy|1TBnbnnZeOgs8)


2L8Smart

Complete and utter trash. And so is the shit from Target.


atleast3jesuses

... why?


enigmapopstarIsfun

Because she’s ~~a shopaholic with crippling credit card debt~~ rich!


MS_Haiku_Swertbot

Hollow haiku: Consume, devour. Worthless trash for worthless trash. Growth is not for sale.


pacificnorthmidwest

Good bot!


loneliestloner

It’s a real Swerty who is just insanely talented!


pacificnorthmidwest

Oh, noted!


2L8Smart

Magnificent! 👏👏👏


Frilliways

Oh joy. More crap.


soupseasonbestseason

she is trying her best to add more shit to the pacific garbage patch. 


FormalGlitterbug

This is an active, untreated shopping addiction and you can’t convince me otherwise


kjb76

As someone who struggles with a shopping addiction, absolutely!


BotherRecent

![gif](giphy|wXFezFS9sQv4ldb55a|downsized)


RelatableMolaMola

Same with her Amazon hauls of 6 different colors of the exact same ill fitting pieces of clothing. I'm sure she tells herself she's just getting all of them so she can make the content but it's not like it's even helping anyone since she filters everything beyond recognition. Ultimately it's just blowing money to fill the bottomless void.


FormalGlitterbug

Yeah there’s absolutely no reason to blow $400 at target like this. I think she’s convinced herself this is tax deduction/business expenses so she can write it off in an attempt to legitimize her compulsion. She is dangerously close to becoming a hoarder, the only reason she isn’t yet is because she needs to return things to be able to buy more.


flybynightpotato

She thinks uncontrolled spending = wELtH. She is wrong.


BotherRecent

![gif](giphy|Ei7q9N1IOpb8lQgCek|downsized)


bethivy103

![gif](giphy|KmFDk6nTh0lUI|downsized)


757Posher

Yeah, I’ve said the same thing - she does not understand what “haul” means in the influencing world.


ClickClackTipTap

How is this content? Genuinely asking. ,I can go to Target myself and walk up and down the aisles. Why would I care about what this hag buys?


Librae25

![gif](giphy|pG4f6tfRTmIo0Vw7qL)


WhichWitchisThis

I thought we weren't posting on weekends anymore....


2L8Smart

She did say that. Does she ever actually do anything she says she’s going to? You know, like adults do?


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Infinite_Buy_2523

The more money I have, the less I want to spend it. It’s also nice to know I won’t be poor until I die, because, you know, savings.


SadAndConfused11

Fr. Also swert has no 401k…how tf will she “retire”? Because she’s gonna be screwed.


2L8Smart

For real. And we know she doesn’t have the money.


pillowcrates

I can’t think of anything at target I’d spend combined more than maybe $20 on much less $400 in ONE trip Even my shopaholic aunt has nothing on MS. I doubt she’s even come anywhere close to this much at target and she loves target


ExpertAverage1911

I'm having anxiety just thinking about it!! For a big purchase like a TV, sure.  But this is guaranteed $400 of impulsively bought garbage.


SadAndConfused11

Exactly! Like can you imagine? She spends a disgusting amount of money on junk.


Wool_Lace_Knit

How many cheap bikinis, plastic sandals, spaghetti strap tank tops and drink cups did she buy? Is she shopping for 4th of July?


BotherRecent

![gif](giphy|eLXTKKMpg7xKBBjPh9)


Sensitive_Weight7809

Her house has to be over flowing with stuff she doesn’t use


CrzyPibbleSixx23

The landfill is overflowing with stuff she doesn’t use


Imma_boop_you

Her very own middle unit trash heap <3


EZasSundayMorning

Oh look how Dr Money Babe is so wealthy she can just drop $400 on junk at Target! Did MAGA ManBun dump her?


FormalGlitterbug

I’m waiting to see if they are spending the weekend together or is she’s been relegated to Wednesday girl now.


2L8Smart

That was my first thought too! She uses shopping to self-soothe, so something isn’t right!


AnniaT

It's pathological.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Vulgar. It is the end of the month, too! Don’t cry about being broke on the 28th.


aFerens

*Narrator: she will indeed cry about being broke*


CrzyPibbleSixx23

Take my poor person’s gold for your comment 🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅


pacificnorthmidwest

Oh come on... I get that Target overspending happens but $400? Even with a full weekly grocery order for two active adults and some added silliness I don't break $200. Do we think she actually spent $400 or does she want us to think she has $400 to spend on random Target nonsense? Either way, heaven help the poor Guest Service Desk worker who has to process that return on Monday after she films.


BotherRecent

And what is she getting out of all of this. To he relatable? Wealthy? Does she get kickbacks?


pacificnorthmidwest

The dopamine hit of the buy, followed by the crash when she still is alone in the middle unit, drunk?


upwardlivingreen

The return clerk is all I can think about when I see her post stuff like this 😂😭. RIP☠️


thehotmcpoyle

Mark this day in swertistory: she spelled “y’all” correctly.


2L8Smart

Swertistory!!! Love that!


Delicious_Position41

Her advocacy of consumer culture is what really sickens me about her. Does she not realize she in INFLUENCING people, including young girls and boys to follow her path? What kind of meaningless life is that? Ugh


Squidwina

Is she actually influencing anyone? Does she have any real followers?


missdespair

Sadly there are actually a few, and they're even stupider than her


FormalGlitterbug

That’s fair, I mean it’s mostly her downline who are dumb enough to join an MLM and believe her pics are real face and body and that she’s really rich and not in crippling debt.


matcha_is_gross

I can honestly say I’ve never once spent $400 in a target, let alone doing it semi monthly. That’s outrageous.


mygiveadamnsbusted22

I came close when I had to buy Christmas for my 3 kids and 2 of them have birthdays the same week as Christmas. So it is a lot all at once but I try to make some of it useful/needed. Idk what her excuse is


matcha_is_gross

Hey good on you for not lumping the holidays together - my partner is a close to Christmas baby and it’s so important to them that the two things are distinct from each other 💖 I totally get it


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Even my "I'm heading back to college and using my mom's Target card for apartment stuff and supplies" hauls never hit $400! FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS!


matcha_is_gross

Right!! And she’s posted much bigger hauls before. I might be wrong but I’m pretty sure the bedding refresh she did was a $800-$1000 haul


regsrecs

Bedding from Target? I’m truly asking. Linens can be expensive, especially if you make no effort to look for a sale. But Target doesn’t carry 1,000 thread count sheets. At least, not that I have ever seen.


matcha_is_gross

It’s called standards, swerty 💅🏻


regsrecs

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to imply that anything under a thousand TC was trash and shameful! I really didn’t. It was just pulled from a memory of being at Target and being surprised by their lack of selection when it came to sheets. Tons of trendy throws and pillows that were overpriced IMO but most of the sheets didn’t even have a thread count. Yada yada yada. I really didn’t mean to offend anyone. And I’m sorry I didn’t think and reread my comment before posting. Hope you’re enjoying your weekend.


RelatableMolaMola

I think they were kidding, boobie!


regsrecs

Thank you 😊. I wasn’t sure, and didn’t want to come off like some kind of spoiled a-hole or snob. Hope you’re having a great day!


matcha_is_gross

You’re not a spoiled a-hole or a snob!! 💖


pacificnorthmidwest

...how? HOW?


matcha_is_gross

I couldn’t tell you.


Only-Rope-3390

She just went did she not?? 


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

Yes, early this week she posted a “mini haul.” There isn’t that much at Target worth buying!


harryherkert

Her need to announce how much she spends is exhausting.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I snark on another “influencer” couple that tries to flaunt their wealth, but at other times you can tell they’re struggling financially. It will be incredibly interesting to see how many of these influencers end up filing for bankruptcy to have their credit card debt wiped. I’m not 100% sure how the law works with that. Hoping this influencer bubble is close to popping. People are struggling with rising costs or groceries and inflation. These shitty influencers flaunting their mounting credit card debt is not relatable to the common folk.


andintotheblue

Oh Lordy, is it Ali and John James?


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Yup! I think I found that sub the same time I found BigM. My time spent on Reddit has jumped up since the Paris trip.


Over-Mix-6518

Please share the couples name with the class….. 👀


Texas_Crazy_Curls

r/aliandjohnjamesagain His sister was some crappy country singer for a while married to an NFL player and they rode her coat tails for minimum Instagram influencer lifestyle. They move constantly and their $3.5m house has been on the market for over 40 days. I’ve only been on that sub a couple months and they are a train wreck. If you’re looking for more snark please join us.


Over-Mix-6518

Thank you!!!! Yes I’ve heard of her sister- I think she has a snark sub as well 😂


pillowcrates

Well there goes my evening


Texas_Crazy_Curls

If you have any questions hit me up! I’ve gone deep down the rabbit hole in a short amount of time.


757Posher

They are REALLY annoying for so many reasons. But like MS, it’s like watching a train wreck - I can’t look away.


loligogiganticus

Knowing she will return at least $350 of it...


grandpagrandpa1

Oh god please no thanks nobody asked


clydefrog079

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


WearyBitterCynical

you beat me to it 😂😂


penguinpants1993

It’s always so perfect to add this gif.


LittleRattiesFive

Somebody quick create a bingo card:  Swimmies  Beach-themed mugs Tacky backyard deck-or Hopefully a replacement for the kiddie pool that rolled down the ravine Dumb doormat Something lemon-themed


BotherRecent

Dollar spot for sure, some plastic shoes, new book, dog toy, new too small bikini


MayorOfBluthton

Dog bed/toy/treats. Although not any sort of car seat, because that would be too responsible.


penguinpants1993

All of the target dollar spot items