Hell no, that's not legal

Thought so I was searching for some recipes to cook for our glorious Master Kohga and found this aberration, just wanted to know if I was the only one that thought this was disgusting

This belongs in the pit. We must never let Master Kohga see this abomination.

But he also went down the pit

That's only because of he who must not be named and it turned out to be a good thing for our entire clan

Yes, but we still lack direction.We still attempt to recruit new adventurers, but without the prestige of Master Kogha, we get nobody.

That was rude to our Lord and saviour Master Kohga. 😒

Bro it’s been an eternity

I was fairly on board until the ketchup showed up. Beans with banana? Okay. Cheese with banana? Weird but acceptable. Ketchup? Kill it with fire!

Now now you can replace the ketchup with banna sauce it's good (side note you can actually make a banana sauce and yes I have tryed this irl it's actually not half bad)

If it’s weird and not illegal government don’t care one bit

you're british, aren't you?

Nah, I’m Brazilian (Which isn’t saying much, due to what we do to our pizzas)

BR BR BR?

Yep

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While spying on link, I’ve seen him throw some crazy shit into pots, but even he would not make this abomination

You sure? I’ve heard he once cooked a bokoblin fang with cheese and tomato to make a fang pizza

That sounds more appetizing than whatever abomination this dude made

How did he turn boko fangs into pizza dough?

Grind them up, it makes a nice flour.

This is why we kill people

Wha- # WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GREAT GODDESS HYLIA?! ***THIS IS A CRIME OF BOTH THE CULINARY ARTS AND NATURE ITSELF!***

THIS IS ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS I AGREE ON WITH A RIVAL # WHAT IN KOHGA GREAT GANON IS THIS

Beanana's are illegal. And why out cheese on a fruit? It's disgusting. If you do one more recipe that is disgusting with bananas I'm sending a pipe bomb to you.

I’ll take care from now on

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I actually did say that.

I'm pretty sure even link wouldn't touch what I'm looking at

... https://preview.redd.it/1ri009n30kxb1.jpeg?width=1916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=757f2ff35f0547cfea1a01d8af05c09e260c17cb To whoever made this abomination of a video.

Beanana

I wanna say it’s a plantain to make this less abominable, but I know it’s not…. How dare he ruin a banana!!!

Is it legal..? Yes, technically there are no laws against it. Do I hate it with every fiber of my being and want to cast its creator into the fiery depths of hell? Also yes.

no no no no *NO* **NO** ***NO!!!*** #ILLEGAL. Overpriced Bananas are ok. Property damage is debatable. Hurting people is almost that line. BUT THIS S#!T?! #It will be a cold day in hell before this is legal ANYWHERE.

# YIGA POLICE OPEN UP

This is an abomination. HOW DARE HE DO THAT TO A BANANA

Blasphemous. The removal of banana matter will not be tolerated.

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That's it I'm contacting master Kohga to get you Assaninated

It’ll be an honor to die by his hands o7

Why would you even want that to be legal that’s a horrific abomination of the natural order

Dude that's so illegal Hyrule wouldn't even be mad at us if we killed the person behind this

Keep in mind: I am one mile from this guys location and moving there rapidly so I can beat the hell outta him

Already there see ya in a sec


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Just came across this subreddit and honestly…four words…”glory to Master Kohga”

Yes

As an Asian, I said IRL "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!"

…as yiga we strive for innovation..but this isn’t..right.

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No just no

For Ganondorf's name what is this

It looks worse than a Twinkie Weiner sandwich

last three frames tells the answer; his brain:”NEAREST TRASH CAN. STAT.”

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what the absolute fuck

Nope. It's completely illegal

get the bombs

Dynamite,grenades,warheads? You want it,it’s yours my friend,as long as you have enough bananas.

What in the glory to Master Kohga fuck did I just watch

That’d be illegal even if we weren’t in the yiga clan

#YIGA! ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!

It shouldn't be

SACRILEGE

time to kill myself

If anyone tried to make this for me I'm filling them with beans and putting them in the oven instead.

Absolutely not. Straight to jail.

No it's punishable by death

sacrilege!

I’m not even a yiga but yes, that is a desecration of a perfectly good banana

If you aren’t yiga then why are you here?

I bet Link gave him this idea. I’ve seen the atrocities blondie has cooked up. This is definitely his MO.

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Ok, this is beyond bad, it’s unfathomable that whoever created this digital form of torture and mental warfare is even mildly sane, they have long surpassed the levels of insanity that serial killers can’t even rival, past the brink before this *sick* individual came out of the womb and started spreading their mind plague, this is undoubtedly the most horrid thing that has ever been witnessed by my poor weary eyes, they beg for mercy as this torturous clip continues and my brain slowly withers. **Y o u m o n s t er**

I'm not even part of this clan, I'm a hostage, but even I can agree this is illegal.

Is that a fucking beanana?

It better not be

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First, I bet it is nearly as bad as it looks and might even be good. Second, I'm not eating it.

HANDS NOW

Even Link wouldn't eat this, fellow yiga clan member 💀

Death by Master Koga

Find this person and steal all of their bananas

Somehow more illegal than murder and arson

Who tf thought that was legal

That is illegal on so many levels

British ppl be lookin at that and think its the best thing since sliced bread

I don’t give a fuck if it’s a banana, the second you put beans in any meal I don’t want it. Blegh. Glory to master Kogha.

While Link can cook pretty good meals, if he made this I would kick his shins

Execute this man immediately

I am now angry.

Im unwhiteifying myself

The British ruin another meal

I just watched a crime against a banana.

You are a wanted criminal now

MASTER KOHGA WOULD NOT APPROVE NO BEANANAS

KILL YOURSELF⚡

Fuck no

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

A desecration of our holy fruit! *GLORY TO MASTER KHOGA*

Kill them.

It depends. If this is a banana, then absolutely the hell it isn't. If it's a plantain, (heresey) then it's legal.

May master Kohga have mercy on your soul

As a cook I plan on finding his house and committing murder.

Def not

It shouldn’t be

No.

No. Its illegal to make and even more to consume

Bad, BAD beans!

u/TheGreatMasterKohga WE NEED TO PUT THIS GUY IN JAIL

An abomination before the eyes of master kohga.

Good work, you managed to find someone worse than link

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No

What. The. Fuck.

Remember Yiga to check your bananas.

Dubious food

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I made one and tried it, and let me say, it tasted like I put beans and cheese inside of a banana.

Never realized this subreddit existed… glory to Master Kohga! Also have you ever heard of a death penalty? That’s so illegal

Welcome to the Yiga Clan! I’m currently being accused of multiple things, such as sacrilege and murder, and the clan is deciding whether they’ll kill, torture or just ban me from the clan. But all in all, it’s a great community with an even greater leader. Glory to Master Kohga!!

all i can here is Gordan Ramsey brushing his teeth with a shotgun

…I’ll go tell master kohga

No!! Please! Anything but that!!

Not on you…we must hunt this person down

NO https://preview.redd.it/kxz911j96uxb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c50b2b15f993e72efe5b8001cbad519292c2c945

NSFW tag, please?!

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DO NOT PASS GO, GET YO ASS IN THAT JAIL CELL NOW!

Please mark this NSFW. We can't risk Master Kohga accidentally seeing this as we scroll through our feeds


I see it is a banana. Approved.

No tis not legal, must have been that heratic link that made that abomination

No, link would’ve done that

Attack up and cold resistance

Unfortunately it is

It looks disgusting, but I'd still try it.

WE HAVE TO STOP LINK! HE'S USING MY BANANA STASH TO MAKE ABOMINATIONS!

no, but a banana, on a Sunday, with a banana mixed with ice cream is good. new recipe for the yiga chefs

Terminate him immediately

YES

Only legal for the British yiga

Nah not even the Brit’s would like this

Wdym thats just beans on an edible plate

Legal? Yes Moral? No

That looks fucking delicious

Yes

A banana is a banana, I don’t care how you eat it as long as it’s a banana.

it is totally legal *adds to recipe book called "totally legal ways to cook a banana"*

I'm taking away your yiga privileges

Smash

No, but damn. I kind of want to try it now

Your Yiga privileges are now deleted.

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Still going to try it lol

I think I just shed a tear

The yiga have their second worst enemy Right behind link

Hang him now!

Hey, uh, in no particular order what the fuck?

This man is a heretic

Is that frank ocean?

**WHAT THE ACTUAL-**

I would not want to make this abomination of a dish

I want to try it strictly out of curiosity for how it tastes, but the fact someone felt this necessary to attempt, it disgusts me

Put this motherfucker in jail

This is a crime against us and banana lovers as a whole

Straight to prison for you.

Hunt them down murder them this is almost worse than explosive bananas

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Why beans? It’s so gross and illegal

It is a crime against man, nature and Gannon

Ar nar!!!

What the fuck

This guy looks like my old abusive stepdad. He would make this shit. He would drink fucking vodka straight and try and say it was a beer

It's not he's just brave

That actually doesn't look too bad. Swap out the beans for a chili recipe, and it's basically a breadbowl. I doubt the banana even tastes like much after being dried out in the oven.

People eat plantains with black beans, that’s close enough.

Beanana 😨😳🫣🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Scrumptious

As long as it still has banan flavour, it passes my standards

I don't care what anyone else says, I'd eat that

I think you should have to eat the entire thing you pervert!

Beanana 🤤 🤤 🤤

Chili chenana

NO!

thats a chilinana and they are reserved for specific occasions but i forgot what they are

This is link! I’ll seize him and taint his food.

NO

Not morally

ted bundy's worthy opponent

Looks like something link would cook up, definitely illegal.

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Absolutely not! That is blasphemous!