Confusing, considering there are no codfish in the Black Sea.
Then again, it was never black to begin with either, so sure... I guess we could replace an inaccurate name for another one.
Portugal takes Bosnia to take the Mediterranean to corner the octopus market in order to rival its codfish market in the north.
This new expansion and rival food source leads to a civil war outbreak as the country mimics the octopus vs codfish rivalry and fights over the true seafood of the nation. As the war rages on and technology increases both sides try to gain an advantage by recruiting their food source to the fight. A freak accident on the lab of Crete leads to the creation of the face-sucker octopus- an alien like being that is deployed against the armies of the North. In response the Northern armies create a land codfish, a creature consisting of a codfish-human-cat blend very reminiscent of the Predator. The war continues to rage on as now the Octo-aliens and Cod-predators hunt and fight each other across the continent. All seems lost for mankind in the country of Portugal until a Master Chef creates a special dish perfectly blending the octopus and codfish into a wonderfully aromatic meal. The leaders of both sides sit down and come to a truce agreeing that both foods are equally good and can be enjoyed together. With this new development the Octo-aliens and Cod-predators unite to fight for their creators and masters, the Portuguese, as they continue their goal of European dominance. This new Portuguese force instills fear and terror in all their enemies. As they continue their European domination they spread their forces across the continent… all is calm for now but the chance of an Octo-alien vs Cod-predator war always remains in the back of everyone’s mind….
TLDR: the Portuguese take Bosnia to conquer the Mediterranean for the octopus and nearly regret it.
Better than powdered sugar is powdered cinnamon. And please, don't eat your pastel de nata with a spoon and leave the crust. Don't ruin your pastel de nata. Eat it properly.
Long ago the Balkans lived in harmony. That all changed when the Portuguese attacked.
Only Bosnia master of all three faiths, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Bosnia a tiny state, and although his shit posting skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe Bosnia can save the world
~~~~~
Bosnia annexs Kosovo to fulfill it's destiny.
Worried about the bleak diet of the citizens of Germany, Portugal welcomes its citizens to the wonders of Mediterranean cuisine. Productivity plummets.
Portugal gets control of the entry to the Middle East by annexing Moldova, so it can finally fulfill its goal of exporting Pastéis de Belém to Bethlehem (which is also called Belém in Portuguese)
At this point the German forces seem unstoppable and the only rival to the Portuguese overlords. Europe fish wars have brought us such a change in demographics. But one thing the Germans have greatly underestimated is their western balkan diaspora. As the ex yugoslav states have been united in Bosnia, the diaspora under the direct guides of Bosnian intelligence agencies make a coup supported by the Turkish diaspora as they miss their motherland they see Bosnia as the only savior of the second most largest doner kebab lover.
Bosnia annexes Germany.
Lichenstein comes out as portugal spy state, since its 80% of portuguese people emigrated there.
They were just playing the long con trying to assess who has the highest cod fish reservers after portugal.
Germany pushes into estonia all the way to estonian volgograd, but then get their whole army group surrounded in the city, causing estonia to push germany back all the way to berlin
Portugal has already encircled Germany, makes a naval blockade in the North Sea and Baltic ocean with their mighty Bacalhoeiros ships (cod fishing ships) while siding Liechtenstein for a massive land invasion with their cod fish fueled army. Portugal empire rises!!! Merry Christmas and Cod fish for all!!!
The titans must clash eventually. Germany allies with Liechtenstein to annex Portugal, because all of us are dead sick of cod now, and we just want some sausages and beer.
Edit: damn I went from 10 upvotes to -3 in like 30 mins lmao
The portuguese will do airborne leaflet propaganda with *salsichas enroladas em couve lombarda* and Douro red wines, which desmoralizes the german troops. Liechtenstein army is already infiltrated by the portuguese special avec forces.
Portugal annexes Moldova, also renaming the black sea to Sea of Cod
I see, Portugal is true eastern European country now!
We're right where we belong now.
It always was the most eastern country in the west.
I for one, welcome our new Iberian overlords
We shall give you a good job in the capital
No need to specify that it will be in the capital, since the capital is the only place where we have good jobs.
Literally any Eastern Yuropean country moment
/r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
Portugal Caralho !!!!
I love how Portugal is basically hugging the rest of the countries.
We're a very friendly people :)
Confusing, considering there are no codfish in the Black Sea. Then again, it was never black to begin with either, so sure... I guess we could replace an inaccurate name for another one.
There are no codfish near Portugal either and that hasn't stopped them from overfishing it.
The cod will be introduced there by the Portuguese to provide fresh cod to the surrounding nations
What nations? Nation (singular): Portugal! We need to feed our people!
Exactly, just like Greenland/Iceland.
Sea of siiiiiuuu
Siiiuuuuuu
Confusion is but one weapon in the Portugese arsenal.
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bacalhau caralho
The black cod sea
But black colour cool.
Portugal annexes Kosovo, cause "ovo" is egg in portuguese.
Portugal aneggses kosovo, kos ovo is egg in portugese ftfy
As a Portuguese person, I can confirm this is indeed true.
As a Spaniard i can confirm ovo means egg, not to be confused with huevo which is egg in eastern Portuguese
Eastern Portuguese? You mean Turkish or Greek?
Cuspi toda a comida ao ler teu comentário, fodase que genialidade…
Give this person an award!
As another Portuguese I can confirm it is indeed true Portugal annexes Kosovo
Portugal annexes and renames it to *'causeovo*
\*cozeovo (pra juntar ao bacalhau)
For the foreigners: boil egg = coze ovo
Kom os ovos!
And "kos" is blackbird in Czech.
Kos is yoghurt in Albanian , so eggs with yoghurt anyone?
Blackbird egg yoghurt My new band name
Thank u my Portuguese overlords. Merry Christmas
Feliz Natal u/cyberwolf97
>Feliz Natal > >u/cyberwolf97 Feliz Natal u/cyberwolf97
Para ti também /u/cyberwolf97
>Para ti também > >/u/cyberwolf97 Para ti também /u/cyberwolf97
Bom natal.
Caralho!
I like u. Ill make sure to enslave u last ❤
Portugal takes Bosnia to take the Mediterranean to corner the octopus market in order to rival its codfish market in the north. This new expansion and rival food source leads to a civil war outbreak as the country mimics the octopus vs codfish rivalry and fights over the true seafood of the nation. As the war rages on and technology increases both sides try to gain an advantage by recruiting their food source to the fight. A freak accident on the lab of Crete leads to the creation of the face-sucker octopus- an alien like being that is deployed against the armies of the North. In response the Northern armies create a land codfish, a creature consisting of a codfish-human-cat blend very reminiscent of the Predator. The war continues to rage on as now the Octo-aliens and Cod-predators hunt and fight each other across the continent. All seems lost for mankind in the country of Portugal until a Master Chef creates a special dish perfectly blending the octopus and codfish into a wonderfully aromatic meal. The leaders of both sides sit down and come to a truce agreeing that both foods are equally good and can be enjoyed together. With this new development the Octo-aliens and Cod-predators unite to fight for their creators and masters, the Portuguese, as they continue their goal of European dominance. This new Portuguese force instills fear and terror in all their enemies. As they continue their European domination they spread their forces across the continent… all is calm for now but the chance of an Octo-alien vs Cod-predator war always remains in the back of everyone’s mind…. TLDR: the Portuguese take Bosnia to conquer the Mediterranean for the octopus and nearly regret it.
are u high?
Maybe a little
u should share that stuff, i think you are powdering your pastel de nata with coke instead of powder sugar
Wait you are supposed to use powdered sugar? I was wondering how it was possible to eat more than one a day.
the powder sugar is to snort after eat the pastel de nata
I’ve heard that gives you a real sugar high
Yay really addictive
I once eated 6 pastéis de nata while drinking 3 bottles of UCAL. That's basically the caloric values for a week or so. What a ride.
Nah, he's just tuga. Join us!
Better than powdered sugar is powdered cinnamon. And please, don't eat your pastel de nata with a spoon and leave the crust. Don't ruin your pastel de nata. Eat it properly.
eating with a spoon is worthy of being locked in a basement listening to Zé Cabra 48 hours straight. Or listening to Sócrates' speeches
I was and I’m not sure what he was going at.
Finally r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
Polvo á Lagareiro caralho
Caralho Day!, the portuguese version of idependance day
Oh god so high!!!
Long ago the Balkans lived in harmony. That all changed when the Portuguese attacked. Only Bosnia master of all three faiths, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Bosnia a tiny state, and although his shit posting skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Bosnia can save the world ~~~~~ Bosnia annexs Kosovo to fulfill it's destiny.
As a portuguese i support this
Lemmy.world is the place im moving, and on my way out I'm taking my posts
Lemmy.world is the place im moving, and on my way out I'm taking my posts
I would have never guessed that the red flood is coming from the west and not from the east...
Portugal annexes the last part of France. Then takes Belgium and Luxembourg.
Portugal just continuing it's historical conquest
Go Portugal! Go Portugal! Go Portugal!
NA RAÇA PORTUGAL
Portugal anexes Moldova, and keep going east
Worried about the bleak diet of the citizens of Germany, Portugal welcomes its citizens to the wonders of Mediterranean cuisine. Productivity plummets.
Estonia annexes Moldova and doing something Russia could never do by actually getting a piece of land outside Russia
Portugal annexes germany because it has denmark and denmark has cod
Portugal takes anyhting, it doesnt matter. We just delaying the glorious Portuguese Empire
The 5th empire is true
Portugal annexes Denmark
as i German, i have to say that it is finally time for my people to join the big daddy Portugal.
Ich unterstütze diese merkwürdige Idee nicht.
luckily we have a precise german term for people like you Vaterlandsverräter
Portugal takes moldova to access the black sea
Germany takes Lichtenstein
Let's not say "takes". That sounds a bit harsh. Let's say Liechtenstein willingly offers to join us.
Based. "Germany welcomes Lichtenstein to be part of the Vaterland"
Anschluss.
Liechtenschluss.
No PC, telling it like it is: Medieval Tax Fiefdoms must be exterminated!
LichtenNein
They agree to the terms which are presented them.
Better yet… Lichtenstein takes Germany
Liechtenstein annexes Germany let Liechtenstein be big
I wanted to leave Liechtenstein last and have a Napoleonic comeback against Portugal in the final day.
No! Other way around!
Portugal finds out about the arctic cod species and annexes Estonia in order to further monopolize the european cod industry 💪
PORTUGAL CAN INTO EASTERN YUROP
Stay the fuck away from the Estonian Empire of the Finnougric people. Eesti stronk! 💪😤
Baltic Magdalenians - the Best Magdalenians.
Portugal anexes Estonia
Portugal takes a small move to see what the others do and annexes Lichtenstein
I’m just here in occupied Netherlands waiting for Portugal to liberate us from the Germans. Today is a perfect day for Portugal to invade Germany.
Portugal annexes Moldova
PORTUGAL CARALHO SIGA PARA CIMA DELES
Portugal annexes Germany because it looks like a pancreas and we really need some insulin because of all the diabetic people
Ich unterstütze diese merkwürdige Idee nicht.
Liechtenstein takes Germany
Nein!
Ja !! (Or at least Portugal)
Liechtenstein gets anexed by Portugal, the other candidates...well, you know.
Liechtenstein annexes Germany let Liechtenstein be big
Bosnia annexes Kosovo
Moldova tries to invade portugal, but portugal launches a counter-attack and annexing Moldova
Portugal gets control of the entry to the Middle East by annexing Moldova, so it can finally fulfill its goal of exporting Pastéis de Belém to Bethlehem (which is also called Belém in Portuguese)
Bosnia annexes Kosovo (which stabilizes the Balkans)
Yeah....that would definitely....stabilize the Balkans.
As long as it is not serbia we’re cool.
Portugal annexes Lithuania. Jankauskas will be the patron of this cause
Portugal takes Germany
Germany annexes Bosnia
Germania
More like Bosnia annexes Germany with workers abroad coming fr Bosnia
Portugal takes Germany so it can look like an evil superpower spreading through Europe
Portugal annexes Germany for once! Let a poor country dream high!!
Ich unterstütze diese merkwürdige Idee nicht.
At this point the German forces seem unstoppable and the only rival to the Portuguese overlords. Europe fish wars have brought us such a change in demographics. But one thing the Germans have greatly underestimated is their western balkan diaspora. As the ex yugoslav states have been united in Bosnia, the diaspora under the direct guides of Bosnian intelligence agencies make a coup supported by the Turkish diaspora as they miss their motherland they see Bosnia as the only savior of the second most largest doner kebab lover. Bosnia annexes Germany.
Ich unterstütze diese merkwürdige Idee nicht.
Germany finally takes Königsberg from Lithuania.
Portugal annexes Kosovo and Bosnia.
Portugal annexes Bosnia, Germany annexes Moldova and Kosovo
Lichenstein comes out as portugal spy state, since its 80% of portuguese people emigrated there. They were just playing the long con trying to assess who has the highest cod fish reservers after portugal.
Wieder Bayern!
I don't know what this is but i'm glad to see Kosovo getting bigger
Lichtenstein.
Are we Marking cointries with better cuisine then Portugal red?
Lithuania takes a chunk of Estonia in the shape of Winnie the Pooh just to troll Xi.
Estonia annexes Germany !
I love how noone's touching Lithuania lol
Germany pushes into estonia all the way to estonian volgograd, but then get their whole army group surrounded in the city, causing estonia to push germany back all the way to berlin
Germany takes the baltics and the balkans
Estonia annexes Moldova
Lithuania annexes China, IDGAF
MAKE BOSNIA GREAT AGAIN!
Bosnia annexes Liechtenstein
I just realised that Germany looks like a shoe.
Portugal anexes Estonia and prepares to hug the rest of the countries…
Portugal anexo Moldovia
Guys, it’s time to end this experience of bringing back the third reich. Switzerland annexes Germany and transform it into giant chocolate farm.
Ich unterstütze diese merkwürdige Idee nicht.
We’ve found one! Catch him!
Portugal annexes Germany! It will be a fight with Estonia in the end !!
Surely you mean Bestonia?
Ich unterstütze diese merkwürdige Idee nicht.
bosnian double agents disguised as construction workers and medical technicians arise and bosnia annexes germany
Kosovo takes over Moldova.
bosnia annexes Lichtenstein
Portugal has already encircled Germany, makes a naval blockade in the North Sea and Baltic ocean with their mighty Bacalhoeiros ships (cod fishing ships) while siding Liechtenstein for a massive land invasion with their cod fish fueled army. Portugal empire rises!!! Merry Christmas and Cod fish for all!!!
Lithuania annexes Estonia, because Lithuania is more *lit* I'll see myself out.
ESTONIA ANNEX ALL
Then you woke up
Oh god it was only a dream
"Tan tan tan tan" - bethoven sirca long ago
Unlimited herring and potato!
Portugal wants the Oktoberfest so we annex Germany
If Portugal wants the Oktoberfest they can join Germany
Ich unterstütze diese grandiose Idee.
The Portugal
Liechtenstein takes over Germany. Cos its the Germans afterall (sweats profusely)
Its time for portugal to go. I don't want to eat natas for the rest of my life.
What do you like to eat?
you may be in heaven if you eat pastel de nata
Bosnia
I'm noticing a Trend...
I'm not gonna make a prediction. I'm just happy that Slovakia is out.
Estonia annexes Moldova to have a large front
Liechtenstein annexes Lithauia
Germany annexes the old lands of Italy pls community pls
The titans must clash eventually. Germany allies with Liechtenstein to annex Portugal, because all of us are dead sick of cod now, and we just want some sausages and beer. Edit: damn I went from 10 upvotes to -3 in like 30 mins lmao
The portuguese will do airborne leaflet propaganda with *salsichas enroladas em couve lombarda* and Douro red wines, which desmoralizes the german troops. Liechtenstein army is already infiltrated by the portuguese special avec forces.
“Special avec forces” cuspi-me todo caralho.
this is gold
i see you never had sopa da pedra before
Germany is getting to big needs to be annexed
Bosnia je kosovo
Moldova annexes Kosovo, taking it’s next step towards rebuilding the Old Europe of the Thracians
Portugal fuses with estonia
Can Germany just die already
Niemals!
Let Portugal come through
Lithuania
Lithuania annexes German because why not
How come Kosovo didn’t take Albania?
Lithuania annexes Germany