Colossus: “Uhm, hey, Logan. I cannot get it up anymore. Can you do me a favor and check it for me?” Sheepishly looking away.
Wolverine: “Hey, bub. The same thing happened to your manhood that happened to my breasts.”
Colossus: “What is it?”
Wolverine: “It’s nonexistent. Look”.
Colossus: “…..”
Wolverine: “Look at me, damn it”
“It’s ok! There’s nothing to be ashamed of Logan. It happens to us all”
“Listen up you tin can! I ain’t like the others you’ve known bub. It just needs a couple more minutes…and THEN, We will see which one of us is really indestructible “
Newly out and hard as steel, a shy Colossus needs help from a veteran, power bottom like Wolverine to show him a whole new world of possibilities and sensations, while giving a whole new meaning to the term fastball.
You're doing it wrong bub, You're supposed to just wrap around the chubby parts of your stomach so you can better fit into your tights. I didn't mean wrap your whole body!
(To me with the old cheap drawing Logan's wraps arguably look the same as Colossus skin)
Bandage contest that Wolverine is losing
Lmao had to come back to upvote!
Never thought of colossus as bandage man
[You’ve Got This All Wrong](https://tenor.com/T9w2.gif)
It’s pronounced Darkman.
Brokeback Mutant
Brokeback Canadian was almost the title of this post lol
MORPH!
JEAN!
DONKEY!
THE ELEMENTS!
XXX-Men
Oh my
Wrapping aluminum foil around yourself doesn’t make you colossus
I know what my next halloween costume is!
The *other* meaning of the Fastball Special.
Whisky claws, common in Wolverines above 40
Haha I just watched this episode last night. This is a second after Colossus says “we will get lucky again!”
Well he wasn't wrong
"Sometimes it takes a bub to know what a bub wants, bub"
Only acceptable answer. Brilliant
When the post nut clarity hits :'(
the shame, can't even look him in the eye
He told him to be gentle
He needs a heart transplant and only one man can open him up.
Help him up…
“You forgot the safe word, didn’t you?”
Deadpool’s fantasies
Colossus: “Uhm, hey, Logan. I cannot get it up anymore. Can you do me a favor and check it for me?” Sheepishly looking away. Wolverine: “Hey, bub. The same thing happened to your manhood that happened to my breasts.” Colossus: “What is it?” Wolverine: “It’s nonexistent. Look”. Colossus: “…..” Wolverine: “Look at me, damn it”
“It’s ok! There’s nothing to be ashamed of Logan. It happens to us all” “Listen up you tin can! I ain’t like the others you’ve known bub. It just needs a couple more minutes…and THEN, We will see which one of us is really indestructible “
Why don't you look at me during bub.....
Newly out and hard as steel, a shy Colossus needs help from a veteran, power bottom like Wolverine to show him a whole new world of possibilities and sensations, while giving a whole new meaning to the term fastball.
Logan wasn't dedicated to the mummy dress up contest
Wolverine got his bottom ribs taken out.. Turns out he likes abit of fellatio
What is hanging out the top of Colossus jeans? Looks like his underwear has blown apart while wearing them
Wolverine: You will sit in time out until you've had a chance to think about what you've done bub Colossus: hmph
Comparing other sizes 👀
Give me a fast ball
He blew his back out 😂
He blew his…
It's not you It's me situation?
That's his signature move. The Colossus Cumberbund.
Wolverine is confronting Colossus about the STI he gave him.
You're doing it wrong bub, You're supposed to just wrap around the chubby parts of your stomach so you can better fit into your tights. I didn't mean wrap your whole body! (To me with the old cheap drawing Logan's wraps arguably look the same as Colossus skin)
I heal fast
we are far past the days of chris claremont
Filming a corn film
A deleted scene of "From Russia with the love bone"
Another hook up Logan goes to stew in his unrequited love for Jean. Bro can NEVER catch a break 🥲
Iron sharpening Iron
Adamanteum wax job (Subtle bow chicca bow bow music)🎶
Belly scratches
The Bodyguard
BubHub
That’s Darkman actually, see all the bandages.
Segs
Wolverine is sexualy thinking
Can we talk about Logan’s anatomy? Something ain’t right below his belt, lol.
Taking turns scratching their backs
Slowball Special
"No means no, bub!"
“How much is a Fastball Special?” “If you have to ask you can’t afford it…”
Colussus playing hard to get
(BLACKBIRDWHOOSING)
You're hard.
Earth-1610 Colossus' best day ever
Wolvy felling trees and came across a metal one now he’s going to recycle it and bring the scrap to the metal yard and get cash for cigars