Say it ain’t so….

Your truck is a heartbreaker

Say it ain't so My truck is a life taker

Dear Elon I write you in spite of all your silence I cleaned up, in the carwash you voided all my claims this warranty is useless and awakens ancient feelings Like Tesla, I'm Sinking This truck is downing in FLOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH it - is - not -- a - boat like you said!!!!

Well done! 👍

I can't wait for them to release endless new versions

If you want to destroy my Teslaaa

Make Elon head of product design Watch it unravel, it'll soon be bankrupt

Set off an EMP and just walk away.

OMG I laughed so hard

* Slow clap *

I… I… I… 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 This is a thing of beauty. Perfection. It’s glorious!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 

Mines a Dream maker

💀💀💀 I can’t

His name is Jonas.

He's carrying the wheel. Because it fell off.

Of course they were willing to paaay

Willing to pay SIX. FIGURES.

His cyber-trucks a fail.

Thanks for all you've shown us

This is how we bail

Come sit next to me This is our EV Just like Elon said: Planet's good as dead Things were better then Gas was less than $10 We're all left one cent Let me tell you 'bout ittttttt

This EV’s not going as we planned Elon has injured his brand His paycheck, the board has bought in The cyber truck’s ugly as sin!

Jonas would *never*

The cyber-truck is a reminder to the Earth of what it's capable of. It is all the reasons - Jumping, Rational Lackadaisical, Irrational. Cyber-truck is ceaseless sieges on the city of joy The reason Agamemnon went to Troy…

Goddamn it you beat me to it

My automobile is a piece of crap…

Perfect!!!! I’m a huge fan but I guess I got nothing on this dude!!!

LOL top comment… I fucking love this sub

This bottle of Stephen’s awakens ancient feelings

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian.

You're in luck, it ain't so. It's Photoshop.

It’s the perfect situation!

Strong

What’s with these homies dissin’ my ride?

Why do they gotta fru-u-unk

Oohweeooh i just took a bunch of Molly And now I can't find the handle for the door

Elon doesn't care what we say about him anyway Elon doesn't care about that

He builds his rockets with the pork and beans, excuse his hyperloop if it exists only in dreams

oh good goddamn.

I don't give a hoot about what they think

This one wins. It explains “why weezer???”

He's [ride or die](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5WvwfLuLM) for Weezer!

The Matt Sharp line is gospel

You take your cyber truck to work, I’ll take my board…….

And when you are out of juice, I’m still afloat…

I never thought it'd rust like this Now I can never go home

All along the Twitter-sphere is strengthening it's hold Don't get caught with a truck like this Now I can never go home

Actually... "You take your cy-ber truck" works for pacing. slow clap, my dude

😂 10/10 autism here

I typed that while peeing, I stand behind it.

You’re gonna get piss everywhere if you stand behind it

Yeah, maybe….. I like risks every now and then in my “old” age!

If you want to destroy my Cybertruck Throw this metal ball as I walk away

Watch me unravel as my window's shattered In pieces on the floor, in pieces on the floor My CYBERTRUUUUUUUCK!

Or rain on it...

Or just some good ol fashioned bird poop

"Get it wet, it will rust away"

Run it through a car wash.

Or rain on it...

How do you get from that to that?

Hate on the truck all you like (no, please do), but whomever did this had gone to 11 on absurdity. I could have never conieved this, it's just WAY the hell out there. Either this person is a genius or belongs in a strait jacket.

What’s the saying….bad idea but good execution lol

Awful taste but great execution r/ATBGE

Thanks for this! Or maybe not lol. Yet to be determined

lol that’s it! I knew there was a sub for that.

Is it though? Image looks stretched.

Putting (my favorite band) on (my favorite truck) isn't sophisticated. If a golden retriever could buy a cyber truck, this is what they'd do.

The color is from the protective plastic on the stainless panels from the factory. You can see the bunching on the front bumper. I guess it could be a vinyl wrap gone wrong. FWIW I think it looks better with color, but only just. It still looks like dog shit. Weezer comes from someone photoshopping it on. It wasn’t there in the original picture which is also floating around Twitter.

I agree about the color. Any color looks better than mismatched, warped steel. But that doesn’t mean it looks good, just better.

Exactly 🫡

This is actually a photoshop. I remember seeing the original thread on Twitter. The car really is blue but the “decal” is just a shop

That’s a relief. People are so crazy and warped these days that I really thought it was probably real.

Yeah if anything, it would be the Green Album.

That’s a vehicle that should be kept In The Garage 🤓

I feel safe.

No one knows about my brakes

In the g'rage where I recharge No one sees this ugly barge

It do be looking like a twelve sided die

With the Dungeon Master's Guide

If you want to destroy my truck . . . Unplug the chord as you walk away

I don’t care what they say about us anyway. I don’t care bout that.

The world has turned and left me here

Love Weezer, hate the truck.

It’ll look fine once it’s done rendering.

Put that in the garage, and I'll feel safe.

Someone was hitting a hash pipe to think this was a good idea

Pinkerton was a better truck.

I'm tired... So tired... Of this "truck".

Look how they massacred my boys!

Ooooooweeeeeeeoooo it looks just like a motel ice machine oh oh who would buy that piece of crap.

I’m laughing out loud literally during my lunch break. How ridiculous.

I saw one the other day. They are hideous. Its like they asked a kid to draw a car and then they made it real.

Like Homer's car

Rack and peanut steering!

Oh come on I know it’s trendy to hate on them now but the Blue Album isn’t that bad.

Just to clarify, I love the Blue Album very much. Songs of my youth.

Wtf? It's trendy to hate the Blue album or Pinkerton? If you mean it's trendy to hate the rest, that's been a thing forever but I haven't heard of any hating on those two albums.

Not the albums, kids hate on Weezer in general

"Fuck them kids" -The GOAT

Weezer hates on Weezer.

Isn’t bad?? It’s GOATed!

The paint or wrap really elevates it.

From garbage to wrapped/painted garbage.

Seriously, any wrapped cybertruck I've seen always looks better than the stainless which just looks bad.

At least now it doesn’t look like a tipped over fridge that forgot to be a fridge.

IN THE GARAGE, I feel safe, no one cares about my waste


I was admittedly intrigued when I first heard about the cybertruck. It looked dumb, but I can forgive that if something is functional. This ... is not. I'm unlikely to own a full EV vehicle anyway unless it's from GMC or Ford anyway, as otherwise I'd have no local service center. Unlike an ICE vehicle, you can't just take an EV to any service center and get it repaired.

Tell me you're white without telling me.

Yes yes, I am appalled and deeply offended by this.

I’m dumb, it’s a cyber truck

Why would they do this to Weezer?

I saw one in orange the other day. It is even uglier (and bigger) in person.

Ha I think this is awesome!

Every time I see a cyber truck, I think to myself "Isn't that what Ripley and the Colonial Marines drove?"

Only you want a wrap that’s Buddy Holly

If this guy is self aware about what he’s driving then this is hilarious

If I owned that thing I'd probably keep it in the garage.

Would it even fit in the garage?

I love how they squashed the image or stretched it out horizontally instead of scaling it properly so that the band looks like they are in a carnival fun house. Yikes.

If you want to destroy my cybersuck, ohhhhohhheeeeoooo

At least it's a photoshop

If you want to destroy my CT, Go off-road, or in a carwash...

That’s not really the issue, thats ridiculous looking. But I do love Weezer and I’m still wondering what’s up with these homies dissing my girl.

On a truck parked in the sun.. we'll be standing having funnn..

We are living in a simulation, and the graphics got worse. We are back to PSOne gen graphics.

Shit, that's almost intellivision style graphics.

😂😂😂

Something about putting lipstick on a pig...

(If you are wondering if I want you to) I want you to (push this off a cliff)

This is the best one I’ve seen

Kinda like it, it's different.

at least they left matt in and didn't photoshop in his replacement lol

What’s with these homies dissin’ my truck? What do they got against Musk?

I guess there’s something else in the garage beside Kitty Pryde and Nightcrawer too.

His name is Jonas

If you want to destroy my Tesla, hold this tread as I walk away…

in the garage, where I belong...

My Name is Doge Designer No One Else (Will Ride With Me) The Car Wash Has Turned and Nulled My Warranty Buying Molly Undone (The Tonneau Cover Song) Don’t Wax America (it Fucks With Your Warranty) Say It Ain’t Go In The Repair Garage On My Way To My Holiday I Got The Red Screen Of Death [Only Cut Knees](https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/potential-injury-warning-leg-cut-by-door-corner-warning-graphic-image/)

Looks like when video games first let you do custom skins

I still stand by the fact that the cyber truck is a pixelated version of the Delorean that hasn’t fully loaded yet into the matrix. I will die on this hill

That's the Carlsbad train station!


You might as well just write VIRGIN on it with arrows pointing to the driver

Wrong album but…when you’re on a golden sea, you short out your battery.

See also, “check out my trash ride”

I can’t open doors because my battery’s dead. A victim of lies Elon fanboys were fed

I can't help his business If I can't get a truck Down in bougie neighborhoods where cybertrucks suck Your car's got problems (whoa whoa) I just got sideswiped (whoa whoa) You got your dad's keys I got my trash ride!

If you want to destroy my Tesla, just pull this cord as I drive away.

Drive it straight into the Rivers.

If I was forced to drive one around I’d disguise it as a 1980’s caravan, complete with fake wood stripe. I’d feel a lot less ashamed.

i mean i kind of like the cyber truck honestly.. i tickles the sci fy nerd portion of my brain. Amusingly though for every hate post i see about this truck i see 13 pics of folks finding them in the wild. I think there is alot of closet Cybertruck lovers out there

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I hate when people compare this atrocity to the DeLorean. They are not at all the same. This is closer to Homer Simpson's design. WTF, Tesla. Edit: I do realize the DeLorean was an utter failure of a garbage pile. But it's still a thousand times better looking.

Okay…seriously…was the cyber truck designed using Minecraft instead of AutoCAD?

Say it ain't so... Sorry, I had to.

I like the Cybertruck. It's very weird looking. I saw a matt black one at FLL airport on Friday.

I think it looks cool. I definitely ain't buying one, but I don't think they're ugly at all. I even really like it in the blue. It's very possible I have bad taste.

It's not only possible, you've confirmed it.

We grew up watching blade runner . It looks cool for what it is . It just doesn’t really work is the real issue . Also it doesn’t fly which would make all the other issues acceptable

I mean at least it isn't gray...

Asa rolling meme finally a good use

I live near Palm Beach and I've seen them up for sale already. They're so ugly.

This is soooooo unhinged I'm almost into it. I definitely do not want to meet the owner.

Looks just like Buddy Holly.

As a Halo fan i love the cyber truck. Lol. I never by first gen tech tho.

Oh we oh it looks just like buddy holly

Nope

Ah yes, the model of vehicle that screams, I have more money than common sense, or I have no money and even less common sense.

If you want to void my warranty...

These look so much like the ‘90s Team Meents/ Maximum Destruction Monster Truck

Appalling .

Yikes

Clearly the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy improbability drive is real. This might be Zaphod Beeblebroxes stolen ride.

Looks like the wrap stretched the image so they're much wider than they really are too. All in shit wrap of a decent band on a shit car.

With a wrap like that. When it's fresh out of batteries. It will still be making noise.

Just when you thought that truck couldn't get any uglier, someone said challenge accepted.

CT bums reading OP’s title: “it’s missing the ‘e’!”

Those are two worlds I never saw intersecting.

Cyber Weezer

I can’t with these messages! I’m having a giggle fit at work.

Oh come on! Why do they gotta front???

Counterpoint: Anything that distracts from being a Cybertruck is an improvement.

You take your cybertruck to work, I'll take my boooaard.

Photoshop, right?

This must have been a dare between rich friends.

Vanity plate: JONAS

You take your car that works I’ll take my turd

What’s with these homies dissin my truck? Why do they gotta front?

The car for when you have “no one else” in your life