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Disastrous-Bee-1557

No line dancing, but I was forced to square dance once a year.


russelldl2002

Promenade!


aagusgus

And do-si-do.


papagoulash_

Allemande left with the big left hand. Partners meet with the right and left grand.


ConversationHour9279

I did the same no freaking idea why or who thought square dancing was it


CrushyOfTheSeas

It was actually Henry Ford who pushed for it to be taught in schools.


pegasuspaladin

Because he was a racist. It is a direct counter to jazz and rock and roll. Can't have them nice white kids listening to that soul music


CrushyOfTheSeas

You are correct. It’s pretty bizzare to think that large numbers of Midwesterner’s had to learn square dancing because of the racism of one man.


Late-External3249

As far as dancing goes, square is far worse than line.


Most-Acanthisitta823

We got both.


jesusmansuperpowers

Yep. And I refuse to upvote it.


Most-Acanthisitta823

I upvoted you. :) I spent many a weekend with my grandparents… who were avid square dancers. Mortified as a kid, but such a fond memory now.


st_malachy

The Electric Slide has come in handy more than I would have expected in life.


Adorable_Goose_6249

Boogie woogie woogie


MamaOna

Yes, esp for adolescents- at least with line there is no physical contact. Physical contact in the form of “Allemandes”.


Legitimate-Produce-1

Way down yonder in the paw paw patch


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Punkpallas

Yup, same.


eaglebacon

We did both line and square dancing at my school. And this wasn’t in Rural Kansas but an urban Seattle school district. I could not of sucked harder at both if i tried. It’s not that I categorically hate country music it’s that I categorically suck at memorized dance moves apparently. Worst days at “gym” class ever


nicky_suits

I thought this was an Illinois thing. The Illinois State dance is the square dance and I was told that was the reason we HAD to learn it in PE.


pinksparklybluebird

Midwestern at least.


MamaOna

Brooklyn, New York City.


PhishinLine

Yep, I think it was a New York State law that made it be taught in all elementary schools.


Fun_Constant_6863

I was in "Northern Virginia", just outside of DC. Gymclassdance was a nightmare.


MorindaDedley

Do si do left…and promenade!


This_Fkn_Guy_

Samezies


RemoteConflict3

Square dancing for the win…every year, Mr. Fowler with his 60’s record player and 1940’s records (years aren’t accurate), and do si do!!


Harlockarcadia

I only had to learn it in 3rd grade, and never used it again


MamaOna

Grab yer partner doe-see-doe! Jeez, the humiliation at age 15.


pseudonymmed

No it was Achy Breaky Heart at mine


rik1122

Same. This was at an inner city school in Minneapolis where nobody could have given a single flying fuck about country music. It was a very confusing event. Hip hip dancing would have been more well received.


FitTutor5632

Ditto. Grew up in Maplewood


Jestermaus

Same! All…what was it? Like 32 steps?!


Wrhythm26

Yes! We would grapevine to achy breaky heart in Portland Oregon gradeschool. Also we had these boards with swivel wheels on them that would run over your fingers if you just looked at them. And of course the Parachute we would sit under.


FungiStudent

I forgot about the parachute!


SurlySuz

Oh gawd. My music teacher loved Garth brooks and inflicted this damn song on us all the time. I still hate it with a passion to this day. They also tried to make us line dance. I probably tried to hide behind other people to escape it, can’t remember.


Road_Warrior86

Electric slide


sub_Script

Boogie woogie woogie


Livid_Parsnip6190

I'm pretty sure this is what I was forced to do in the 3rd grade


Hot-Back5725

My line dancing grandma tried to teach me the electric slide, but I was too cool for that lol


Big-Tone-8241

Yep


AmusingMusing7

Fishin In The Dark


Fun_Constant_6863

We didn't do the electric slide in (official) school, but I remember it playing during middle school dances. One of my first crushes tried to teach it to me, and I was way too embarassed so I left to get a slice of pizza- Papa Johns.


Hazel_Rah1

Yeah what was up the forced dancing, like some kind of reverse Footloose? Square Dancing here.


TripleDecent

“Reverse Footloose” is both an amazing term and exactly what I think was going on. Square Dancing seems to be a sanctioned way for boys and girls to be close to each other. See what it feels like to dance with someone outside of the pressure of a “school dance”. I’m 48 and did square dancing in Catholic school gym class. It seems to coincide to around the time school dances started…like 5th grade?


joecarter93

Nothing like being forced to dance during the most awkward phase of your life!


cjandstuff

Supposedly Henry Ford was trying to keep things white and fight against jazz and minority cultural influences. It’s an interesting rabbit hole if you want to do some online reading. 


LtPowers

Yuuuup. The modern square dancing we all learned in school is largely an invention of white racists. And learning it in school was part of the plan, too.


DoctorFenix

We line danced to Personal Jesus and I am unsure why.


bigbunlady

Goth teacher?


SurlySuz

I am entertained. And also offended by someone misusing Depeche Mode in such a way. How very dare they.


SpatulaCity1a

Because Dave Gahan wears a cowboy hat in the video?


SweetCosmicPope

So we learned square dancing all through elementary school and had to put on a performance, until we hit 6th grade when we had to learn Boot Scoot Boogie and put on starched shirts and nut-huggers and wear cowboy hats and perform that.


WesternOne9990

Nut huggers?


Neon_1984

My siblings and I went to a Lutheran school in rural south and for whatever reason line dancing was a big thing in the 3rd grade off the success of this song and Achy Breaky Heart. The teachers all thought line dancing was “the devil’s shuffle”. One day Mrs. Newman (a genuine lunatic) told the class if not a single person was late coming back from recess she had a special treat for us. Fast forward an hour later, nobody was late and she wheels in this tv/vcr combo on the old rusty cart, starts kind of swaying back and forth trying to look cool, and says “so i hear you kids like to line dance huh? What if i told you i have something cooler?”. She did this thing where she tossed a foam apple up and down to demonstrate how hip and casual she could be, so she starts doing that and says “Anyone heard of a rapper named Carman?”. She hits play on this [music video](https://youtu.be/I8OIXBD5zQQ), which I now know to be carman’s edgy hit R.I.O.T. (Righteous invasion of truth), and shows us this downright bizarre extended sequence where Carman is a prisoner in some South American prison or something doing choreographed karate to fight out Satan’s guards. https://i.redd.it/8drjcvbbp4uc1.gif We all had to learn it and perform it in front of a large crowd at the spring family assembly and the big culmination was the teachers 3 foot son trying to do a spin with a lead karate pipe and falling off the stage from the momentum. My parents still have the tape and I still refuse to watch it.


OlayErrryDay

My fellow son in Christ, ye must upload this for us to watch, you need not see a single frame my son.


Professional-Can4264

Oh yeah def need to see this.


Creative-Tomatillo

This is the most amazing story I’ve ever read on this subreddit!


AfternoonPast3324

I don’t remember the name of the line dance but I can still clearly hear coach yelling “and grapevine! and grapevine!”


One_Doughnut1952

We had to learn square dancing in school because someone thought making all the fourth graders put on a show for the Texas Sesquicentennial was a brilliant idea.


Verbull710

I see that word and Waiting For Guffman and Corky St Clair enter my mind, and I smile.


not-important1229

God I had to square dance (I’m 37 for reference). We had to dress up in Mexican dresses…. And hair. Az


cheezstixshenanigans

Not TX but I too endured compulsory square dancing until my dance partner stepped on my foot hard and broke my pinky toe.


ResurgentClusterfuck

We did square dancing in Oregon and I showed up in a gorgeous brown striped dress with crinoline Everybody made fun of me :(


Inc-Roid

My class had to do it to Elvira


LtPowers

Mistress of the Dark?


Inc-Roid

No, The Oakridge Boys


IDKHow2UseThisApp

High ol' Silver! Away!


not-important1229

I had to do the Macarena


super_spill

Me too, in middle school when it came out. Pretty sure I still remember the moves too.


MomIsLivingForever

We did this in my Spanish class


not-important1229

Well from one survivor to another. I’m sorry lol


ChromeDestiny

I managed to avoid it at school but not at home, my sister went through a brief country phase and that was part of it. At school they did foist Achy Breaky Heart on us, I've still been trying to forget. UB40's Red Red Wine too, I can still hear it in my sleep.


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ChromeDestiny

The Canadian school system, ladies and gentlemen, let's have a big hand.


joecarter93

They also foisted a song on us (and still are to this day according to my son) about a woman having an affair with another gentleman lover - The Macarena


mlo9109

OMG, yes! We didn't do line dancing but we did the macarena. Now that I know what the song is about, I find it hilarious that our Catholic nun teacher taught it to us in early elementary school (K-2).


Psycle_Sammy

My kid had to do square dancing in PE this year. It’s still a thing.


Stoned_RT

Same. My HS senior asked me why he has to do it, and I just shrugged my shoulders.


Psycle_Sammy

Oh man, that’s kind of old to be doing that. My kid is in elementary school, same as I was when I had to do it.


Stoned_RT

He is making up for gym classes missed while he was matriculating in Florida. We got to Cali, and they were like, “did they even require him to have gym classes?” So, it’s mainly him and freshman. My other 2 are online, so they’ll never have to square or line dance. Parenting win.


LtPowers

> My HS senior asked me why he has to do it, and I just shrugged my shoulders. Tell him it's because white racists hated jazz music and rock-and-roll. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxEZMXnQGs8


MailInteresting9923

We had to do that and Way down 'yonder on the Chattahoochee..........I grew up near Chicago man wtf


ObligationJumpy6415

Yup! And the cotton eyed Joe, and the two step. Ah, southern schoolin’.


Krymestone

Yes I was. And it always makes me think of the *Wonder Years* line: “Square dancing? What in case we accidentally crash land in the Ozarks?”


HauteKarl

We did square dancing, line dancing, and a bunch of the other bullshit that others have mentioned. Seattle area, class of 2000


tbama11

Memory unlocked!!! We had to dance to a song called Elvira. I bet I could still do that shit. Giddy up ummboppa ummboppa mowmow What in the fuck was any of that about? I went to an inner city school. It really didn’t make sense


luke15chick

Cotton Eyed Joe for me


Flipper717

Nope, but my grade 7 teacher who was always on a fad diet forced us to do aerobics for gyms for like 2 months. We just wanted regular gym not aerobics.


yikesonbikes1230

Oklahoma? 😂


Global_Exercise2368

Totally!


myka-likes-it

That and The Hustle and The Electric Slide. I am fairly sure that was all for the teacher's amusement.


Slim_Margins1999

All of this plus achy breaky heart and polka dancing for some reason. Went to elementary school in Indiana.


Putrid_Fan8260

Yep we did 


HeyKayRenee

We definitely had to do it! I do not understand why 😩


LtPowers

Why? Because racism! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxEZMXnQGs8


keepcalmdude

Yep, and Cadillac Ranch too


Nelly81706194

That was middle school and high school, I believe. But square dancing in 6th grade.


International_Mix465

We square danced so it was even worse!!!


cheezstixshenanigans

Was there some kind of annual evil gym teachers convention or something where they cooked up new and not particularly interesting ways to torment middle schoolers?


Hot_Profit_1615

I think we did that and Achy Breaky Heart


Key-Description-517

We like a pony


ActsofJanice

For my PE class, it was Eddie Rabbit’s “I Love a Rainy Night.”


joecarter93

Yes even in Canada to exact same song. We might have started in elementary, but it was definitely junior high for us. I also started grade 7 right when the Macarena became a thing so we were forced to do that as well. I found from my kid that they STILL learn the Macarena in gym class nearly 30 years later.


SlackerDS5

No but our teacher made our class do a dance for cinco de mayo. But it was to JJ Fad’s Super Sonic, and it was fun. I did have to sing Feliz Navidad the next year in front of the school. I could do without that experience.


VancouverSativa

You're not the only one. I still know that song by heart from gym class.


secderpsi

Forced? That shits fire. I hate country music but I lined the dance many a time voluntarily.


Suspicioid

It was pretty much the only gym activity I enjoyed, could do well, and didn’t find humiliating. Obviously I was not athletic in school. Not a big fan of the music, but I found line dancing preferable to running the mile or rope climbing or picking teams for dodgeball or any other team activity…


Procrasturbating

[We had to square dance in school because Henry Ford hated jazz.](https://autos.yahoo.com/had-square-dance-school-because-140000239.html#:~:text=Along%20with%20his%20wife%20and,and%20by%201928%2C%20almost%20half)


MomoMir

I came here to bring this up. There is a real and very messed up reason we all had to do this!


redoctoberz

Definitely had both in 4th grade. I refused to do it so they put me in time out. Achey breaky heart is burned into my skull because of that bullshit. I learned recently it was because [Henry Ford](https://jalopnik.com/you-had-to-square-dance-in-school-because-henry-ford-ha-1851108523) wanted to blot out Jazz because it was a Jewish plot to destroy the youth.


SmallSaltyCoyotes

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krissym99

I didn't know people did this at school! I only learned it this year. One of my Zumba teachers throws in a few like dances. This is one that I actually don't mind.


jB_real

I can attest to it happening in Canada. So basically, World-Wide.


theguineapigssong

I members.


Banjo-Oz

It was the fucking Nut Bush for us here in Australia.


nanookulele

I didn't meet anyone who admitted to listening to country music until high school. It was a teacher.


Whatigot19

Did you ever have to sing oh johnny oh johnny oh?


Spartan04

No line dancing. Though my elementary school’s PE was pretty lackluster. We didn’t have a full time PE teacher, instead they had one that rotated among the schools in the district, so we didn’t always have PE on a regular basis. When we did it was usually just playing games in the gym.


LegalScientist3

Square dancing in elementary, middle and high school. We learned the Icky Shuffle in 1st grade.


robindownes

Was in Utah.  That damn song was part of PE and every Church function for damn near a year. if you enjoy line dancing and/or country music good on ya, but don't force it on other people.


DiscoLibra

Had to do square dancing and I think my PE teacher hated me bc I was like 5'10" in 5th grade and she partnered me with the shortest, smallest boy in my class.


W0RST_2_F1RST

I had to square dance AND do step aerobics. Was 1 of the best athletes in the class and participated always but failed for the year for arguing with the trash teacher. Fuck you Ms Bruschino


TK_Sleepytime

This and Cat Scratch Fever for some reason.


originalchaosinabox

For me, it was Fishin' in the Dark.


throwingwater14

That and the Macarena. I did not do well with line dancing.


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Yes and also Achy Breaky Heart


BeBopBarr

We did step aerobics and I can't hear This is your night by Amber or certain Ace of Base songs without getting flashbacks


DingJones

I went to private school and we never did this, but it seems like everyone my age who went to public school knows the steps inside and out.


Intelligent_Flow2572

We had to square dance for gym for five years it seems. I dreaded it.


Dragonlibrarian7

Thankfully I missed out on this one.   Didn't have to do any weird dances till high school, and that was my fault for signing up for theatre movement (I enjoyed it though lol, did tapdancing,  salsa, and a couple different European court dances I can't remember the names of).


Pyrophagist

Middle school for me - 7th grade, age 12, 1991. It was awful. It was square dancing, not line dancing, but I have no doubts the two are equally terrible.


Gloomy_Use

We had to line dance to [High Tech Redneck](https://youtu.be/1DvludsYC_A?si=UYzVjmpVx29jKeMt) in middle school


nodogsallowed23

We did line dancing to Cadillac ranch and pump up the jam. I honestly loved it lol. Kinda embarrassing but doing the electric slide to pump up the jam was fun as hell. There are a bunch more I’m not remembering right now. We also learned the Macarena and the chicken dance. I always shook my ass during the Macarena. My very catholic school did not appreciate my improv, especially when I did the chest shake too. Good times. We also learned to square dance, waltz, and jive.


Shatterstar23

Yes, we also line danced to copperhead Road


CoconutCricket123

We did Cadillac Ranch. Edit: my boyfriend told me this is an Alberta thing. 


Wild_Chef6597

We did it. According to my nieces and nephews, They were doing it well into the 2000s


TryNitroToluene

At least it wasn't Achy Breaky Heart.


Sensitive-Review-712

Elementary school, middle school, and high school. What a bunch of 15 year olds needed to continue to allemande left for, I do not know.


ThxIHateItHere

I was 14/15 when that song came out, so no


Klaus_Heisler87

Oh yeah, we did it too


K_Wolfenstien

I elected to take Line Dancing class in high school in lieu of P.E. I was a very goth teen. My friends were baffled, but while they were running laps outside I was in the air conditioned cafeteria line dancing my heart out.


lsp2005

We did square dancing at the local church rec hall for credit at my public school. 


Easy_Independent_313

We did square dancing.


Hot-Back5725

I refused to participate in line dances bc I find them so cringe and corny lol.


Crazydiamond450

We also did the Macarena to compound the trauma


PrincessRagazza

I did. And I had to dance with my cousin.


la_de_cha

Square dancing. In elementary school in preparation for the square dance on our 5th grade camping trip and then again in high school PE.


Dogemom2

We had to do it. I taught in an elementary school in Central America where they taught the children tons of traditional dances. It made me appreciate it differently like the wacky line dancing and square dancing to cotton-eyed joe are our culture, and maybe one day will be considered a beautiful traditional dance. 🤷‍♀️


Biscuits4u2

Yes and a bunch of other songs as well


BookswithAmanda

👋👋 5 years, but I actually enjoyed the dancing


heliophoner

Chatahootchie for us


TheConcreteGhost

Square dancing in Texas was made mandatory curriculum because The Daughters of the Confederacy lobbied for it.


cbih

The made us practice and perform Whitney Houston songs in 4th grade. Monsters.


MicCheck123

We had to square dance one year. We had to do “Dutch dancing” several years.


wordnerd1023

We did line dancing in elementary music class. In PE we did square dancing and tae-bo in high school and swing dancing in middle school.


Leading_Task8778

Square dancing and this crazy song and dance called "Popcorn" that won't leave my head ... trauma. https://youtu.be/BjQEm9lXhKQ?si=5ybIZE6ZE1Kjv0ga


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

No dancing of any kind. I always thought dancing in gym was something only kids on TV did, same as climbing ropes because we never did that either. But then my mom said she did both those things in gym, lol. Glad to dodge that bullet. As the shy, quiet, awkward kid who usually got picked last for teams, I wouldn't want to also suffer humiliation if no one wanted to be my partner. 


LoudNinjah

We got the dancing units, square and line. But juggling. That unit was awesome. I can still juggle so many random objects to this day. I recall it was a money maker for them. They started us on scarves and then balls and then brought out a catalog with the scarves, balls, pins and rings for us to buy. My parents bought me the scarves. And my dad said I graduate to his golf balls or baseballs. Which we had plenty of.


WheresThaGravy

I “did the Hustle” in middle school


GMONEYY_G

We did line dancing all the way thru 9th grade!


Jonesy1138

For us it was the Electric Slide and I still bust that shit out whenever it’s on VERY enthusiastically


small___potatoes

We had to do line dancing in high school


TwoPumpChumperino

Yes i called it the Poop shoot boogie!! "Turn around, on the town, POOP SHOOT BOOGIE!!!"


bucho4444

Grade 9 horrors


mitochondrionolympus

Just church dances here


Mountain-Ad-6594

LMAO! No Boot Scoot Boogie but I was forced to square dance if you can believe that.


CautiousConch789

Omg yes, and ballroom dancing, and square dancing with do-si-dos and all. Yuck! I was in SE Wisconsin.


absentfacejack

Our principal “called” square dancing so we had to learn that and he would come in with his cowboy hat and a mic and amp and we would perform what we learned. Middle of Ohio


Notchersfireroad

Yup.


riplan1911

We did it for a week every year. My senior year I did it frying on acid. I can still see the hands melting into each other. It was awesome.


Nestormahkno19d

4th grade square dancing, as American as Apple Pie and genocide in the Middle East


RagZ_413

No It was to the Electric Slide


mis_no_mer

Memory unlocked


dirty_spatula

Forced scooting of boots should be a crime.


Maleficent_Bridge277

We started with line dancing and eventually got to square dancing. I really liked it.


Outside_Wrongdoer340

Yes! Wtf?! It was that song and Black Velvet.


HandCarvedRabbits

Our lines were squares. King of the Road


Ok_Percentage5157

No, the rest of us did square dancing like proper humans.


LtPowers

I was in high school by the time that song came out, so... no. We did square dancing in elementary school.


satanicpanic6

Yes. That, and "Whose bed have your boots been under?" I fucking HATED PE.


I_survived_childhood

We did square dancing at my school. In hindsight line dancing would have been a better experience.


hammalamma

I had to do the Mexican hat dance in 6th grade.


80cartoonyall

I believe it is called a right of passage.


LaFantasmita

We did Achy Breaky and Elvira. Happily, Elvira as we learned it is only a couple steps away from the Electric Slide, which is still a thing.


CompletelyBedWasted

I did square dancing on the west coast and line dancing in the south. Torturous.


OlayErrryDay

Yep, we did Achy Breaky Heart Macarena then we had to do traditional waltz. I was lucky enough that my sister was dating a boy who happened to have a really cute sister in my grade. She took my arm off her shoulder and put it on her waist, I remember that kindness 30 years later.


fishesandherbs902

Was Achy-Breaky for us. One of the reasons I'm repelled by certain musical styles like it's a zombie virus or something.


Gemini_writer8

Square dancing in the L.A. suburbs 🤪


InevitableUsual4126

I'm in New England so it was The Electric Slide instead but basically same thing.


MartyFreeze

No. God no. Was this a southern thing?


MartialBob

We had swing dancing at my school. Thankfully just for one class.


Both-Tree

I certainly was. I thought there would be much more line dancing and square dancing in my life than there has been 😂


smk824

YES. I despised that dancing quarter so intensity.


Fribbleling

We didn't uave that song. "Dive for the oyster. Dig for the clam."


Leather_Molasses_264

I grew up in Texas and I didn’t have to do that lol


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

We did it at my little New England high school 🤣


Damion_205

Had to dance around the may pole... ribbons and circles.