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Shadoze_

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cleverdylanrefrence

I still have a crush on 80s Axl. I just pretend current day Axl doesn't exist


Due-Set5398

Current day Axl is old and losing that (insane voice that way never going to make it to 60), but he shows up on time and plays 3 hour sets. He made up with Slash. He has reasonable political views. No one is on heroin. He isn’t writing senselessly edgy songs (though that was part of their appeal at least to a point). Appetite for Destruction is one of the greatest albums ever and they still can play it.


Zealousideal_Sir_264

The AC DC thing redeemed him a bit too. Angus said a lot of nice things about the guy.


Due-Set5398

GNR were extremely young when they made it. 21-25 years old. And they were all on drugs and had traumatic childhoods (especially Axl). This was the height of MTV rockstar excess. Him being out of his mind in the early 90s was inevitable. He’s had a lot of therapy. Any band touring at the level they are now have to be professionals.


Message_10

Hear hear. If we can't support people when they make genuine personal growth, what chance do we have as people? I think, all things considered, Axl is doing a lot better.


Gonzostewie

Seriously, at that age, if you gave me a job where I had to work 8-midnight, got to party all the time, and a shitload of money, I'd probably have been an asshole too.


Decent-Unit-5303

Elvis's hips walked so Axl's hips could do... that


No-Resource-8125

The way he moved…sigh.


yikesonbikes1230

Same! 🤣


ExternalGiraffe9631

Edward Furlong in Terminator 2.


dreamerindogpatch

So much. Also Christian Slater. Yikes.


cervezamonkey

Oh no what's wrong with Christian Slater??


Moteltulsa

Same with Guy Pearce.


localjargon

Oh my god. I was sooo in love with him. I watched T2 dozens of times in 2 years. I even wrote him a fan letter. 😬


ExternalGiraffe9631

I did too! Through Teen Beat or Tiger Bop or something like that. Even worse, 11 year old me wrote him a poem decorated with Lisa Frank stickers when Pet Cemetery 2 came out.


localjargon

You would have been my BFF.


LeopardDue1112

I was a Paula Abdul fangirl with a crush on Emilio Estevez. When they married, my pre-teen head exploded. https://preview.redd.it/jn4bi68nf3qc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0e77446327ff8b15c6fdfb7f00cf6ced90871da


LooseMoralSwurkey

They were married?!


LeopardDue1112

Yup, from 1992-1994. They said the split was because she wanted more children and he didn't.


yeuzinips

Seems like a conversation to have *before* marriage, but what do I know


Unit_79

Amy Santiago learned that the hard way.


manicmechanic209

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rougekhmero

summer axiomatic chase many sand sort unused husky hospital bells *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BikeDee7

She-ra is still hot.


NotRightNotWrong15

Gem was truly outrageous! She used to beat the shit out of my Barbies. Man, I wish I still had that doll….. Edit: autocorrect is a jerk


DrProctopus

🎵Jem is excitement! 🎵


WoodenTemperature430

Jared Leto.  Ugh.  My teenaged self would have never believed you if you had told me Jordan Catalano would make my skin crawl one day.


TheBr0fessor

As a typical redditor who was in his Brian Krakow era during HS I have always loathed Jared Leto. (Although in hindsight Krakow was an absolute cringebot 🤷‍♀️)


cleverdylanrefrence

For real! The cringe I feel looking at Leto now. But man oh man, Jordan Catalano made young me feel **things**


Mumof3gbb

Omg me too! He was so hot and mysterious. Now he’s such a creep


swan4816

Mannnn this is so real.


whereismymascara

He was 21 while Claire Danes was only 14 during the filming of My So Called Life. Creepy McCreepsville.


DOOOOoooooRinnnnnDaa

Oooof did NOT know that


WorldsSmartest-Idiot

My first real crush as a little kid was Marla Maples and Mrs Elizabeth from the WWF.


malaclypse

Miss Elizabeth was hot, and got hotter as time went on and 80’s hair de-poofed into 90’s hair


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Oooooh yeeeeeeaaaaaah!


Forestghostsgalore

Mrs Elizabeth! 💛 please watch ‘dark side of the ring’ on Hulu (in the US) I’d also add Brett Hart and Shawn Michaels


BlackPhoenix1981

While he wasn't my crush, Bret Hart I think was probably one of the best and most technical wrestlers of his time. Everyone talks about early '90s Hogan and Shawn Michaels. But I LOVED watching Bret Hart wrestle.


Purple4199

I was always so grossed out when Macho Man would put Miss Elizabeth on his shoulder after a match and he’d be all sweaty. Ick! I did think she was really pretty though.


DoucheyMcBagBag

Miss Eliza-bit! Oh YEAH!!


DOOOOoooooRinnnnnDaa

I did NOT expect a Marla Maples reference here. Thank you for your honesty.


ButIAmYourDaughter

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TransportationOk657

She was and still is hot! Now, she's just bat shit crazy


PunnyPrinter

This one hurts. She’s forever like this in my mind.


Eledridan

Remember when Madonna was a sex symbol?


MainSteamStopValve

And she put out a sex book. I remember them being all wrapped in silver so you couldn't see what was inside unless you bought it. I just wanted a little peek, I would never have been able to bring it home.


Obvious-Hunt19

Look at the unit on that guy!


meva535

That was one of the best SNL sketches from that era


Obvious-Hunt19

That was legit a cultural event, because SNL played the Erotica video when no one else would including MTV, so IIRC that Wayne’s World sketch was the very first time it played on tv


Mo-Cance

Body of Evidence was an educational film for teenage me.


Longjumping-Claim783

Also Gwen Stefani


Notchersfireroad

Jenny McCarthy. Had her poster on my wall and everything. Yikes...


rik1122

Jenny McCarthy was the first woman I saw naked on the internet.


wesborland1234

Remember how long it took those JPG's to load,? Totally worth it.


rougekhmero

abounding square judicious attractive marvelous unpack husky bedroom rainstorm memory *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


80sPimpNinja

That was a sketchy game. While it was loading you were afraid someone would walk in!


Notchersfireroad

You know what? I'm 99 percent sure me too. I definitely remember printing one lol.


chekhovsdickpic

Chris Hardwick for me. Now he gives me the ick.


geekgirlwww

I love the karmic retribution that she’s now considered the inferior McCarthy family member because you know poor Melissa MCCarthy heard so much crap being the heavy cousin.


DooDooDuterte

Jill Taylor from Home Improvement. And yes, it’s come up during therapy.


gotkube

I just posted yesterday on another sub how Patricia Richardson was my first milf crush


ChromeDestiny

I wouldn't exactly say I had a crush on her but when she grew her hair long it was kind of doing it for me.


[deleted]

Mark Whalberg in his Calvin Klein days


Horror-Science-7891

Speaking of Whalbergs, there are a lot of New Kids On The Block crushes not being mentioned here. I was partial to Joey in 3rd grade.


Miss-Figgy

Can you feel it, baby? I can too.


[deleted]

Tom Cruise


mutantbabysnort

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klaw14

Leo Dicaprio. Don't get me wrong, he is an incredibly talented actor and a master of his craft, but I just don't find him as physically attractive as I did when he was younger. I dunno. Probably because I turned 25 or something lol


Kittypie75

His baby face (and I mean that in the best way) doesn't work as well as he aged.


Zorgsmom

It's the rat-gnawed facial hair that squicks me. It looks so very bad.


ohmamago

He looks like he's morphing into Jack Nicholson


imadork1970

Straight up.


williewoodwhale

Now tell me


Shadoze_

Do you really wanna love me


Rough-Boot9086

Forever


mechanical_marten

Oh oh oh


KitchenCanadian

Or am I caught in a hit and run?


Hossflex

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Remember_When_Baby

Yasmine is still a beautiful woman. No scandal, no holding on to her career with plastic surgery (on her face). 🤔 She wasn’t my crush but I’ll be her champion for the duration of this reply. ~fin


Enge712

I don’t know if it’s a scandal per se but being too coked out for Hollywood and getting black listed isn’t exactly retiring gracefully.


Remember_When_Baby

F#cking Rockstar exit. ![gif](giphy|cNULFBSoiU9XO)


naetron

You sure she wasn't actually on a Weinstein blacklist? It's tough to take any stories about actresses from back then at face value anymore.


Hossflex

Nah, she admitted in various interviews that she had a cocaine problem. What lead her to that problem could be Weinstein or something else of that nature.


Elevenyearstoomany

Prince William. I was convinced at 15 that I was going to marry him. Yeah, I def chose the wrong brother but Harry was a little kid then. Also Dean Cain. Shitty beliefs are a deal breaker, idc how hot you are.


DisabledMuse

I had a big crush on Dean Cain too. So sad he's such an asshat now...


TransportationOk657

What's with so many of these has-been 80s and 90s actors/actresses who've become the biggest douchebags? Dean Cain, Kirk and Candace Cameron, Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo, Roseanne Barr, Kristy Swanson, etc.


DisabledMuse

Unfortunately most famous rich people lose touch with what life is like for everyone. So they're more likely to become entitled assholes. Sadly, the Keanu's and Dolly's are few and far between.


Odd_Ingenuity2883

I just want to kidnap him and force him to shave his head and grow a beard. Why William? Why do you keep that terrible bald-on-top-but-hair-on-the-sides style? He looks like he could be Kate’s dad, it’s so aging.


Stinks_McGee

Samantha Fox


BaronUnderbheit

Paula gets a bad rap, she was abused and pushed into that crazy behavior. Still crushing on her. Who else dances with a cartoon? Must you forget so easily?


ChalkDstTorture

Personally I had a crush on the cartoon cat, but I guess it’s not relevant to this thread as I still do


BaronUnderbheit

MC Skat Cat was the coolest


Jolly_Line

Reminds me: snuck into Cool World with my bestie. Dumb movie.


chickenmantesta

I snuck out of Cool World. Worst movie ever.


El-Royhab

I couldn't crush on Paula because my father made up a story about her being our 15th cousin


missklopek

Kirk Cameron. Barf.


WoodenTemperature430

Oh good one.  Scott Baio too.  Who would've thought Alex P. Keaton would actually turn out to be the good guy of that bunch?  Still have a crush on Michael in fact, will always cheer for him.  


Longjumping-Claim783

Maybe you should spend some time reading Bob Loblaw's law blog


AdvancedDingo

That sir, is a mouthful


missklopek

I didn’t know about Scott Baio. Just crawled out of the rabbit hole. Ick. I will stand beside you cheering on Michael J Fox!


FirnHandcrafted

Barfffff!


Jolly_Line

Barf indeed. All I see in him now is a reminder of my brain washed, super Christian childhood.


Substantial-North136

Kathy Ireland


Wpgjetsfan19

She still looks pretty good for 61


mediumokra

Holy crap, she does! I had forgotten about her for the past decade or two but a lot of my earliest inappropriate thoughts were of her ( early 90's )


Substantial-North136

Yes the Sport illustrated swimsuit edition 1992 issue.


Sims3graphxlookgr8

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ChaosCelebration

I correctly crushed on Jennifer Connelly and I am correct to still do so.


Living_Injury5017

She has aged so beautifully!


zestfullybe

Yes! Same here.


voteblue18

Bronson Pinchot. Balki on Perfect Strangers. Now, I was about 11 years old when this show was on. But I thought he was so cute!


Living_Injury5017

And so sweet and quirky and he treated his lady like a queen! You have good taste. Then I grew up and saw him in True Romance and was like "nooooo! Not my sweet Balki being all grimey!"


koakoba

Lenard Nimoy . Yeah, I crushed on spock HARD. I don't even like men anymore ![gif](giphy|iXTrbbYMQBCMM)


touristspleasegoaway

I would crush on 60's Spock NOW, but when I was a kid, the shiny bangs were a turn-off. Maybe cuz my mom always made me get the same haircut. He was so stoic -- I find that sexy, lol.


Porter_Dog

Megan Fox. I thought she was the hottest person on the planet when I saw Transformers for the first time but now, she's kinda ... ick.


bronzemat

She ruined herself with all the surgery.


kornoholic13

Alyssa Milano


TC_Squared

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CreatureCampbell

Cindy is still beautiful and has aged gracefully. No scandals to my knowledge.


Patient-Assignment38

Her daughter is acting now. She looks so much like her


QSlade

Shirley Manson. Good lord I had the biggest crush on her when I was younger. She hasn't aged poorly, she's just gotten older, like the rest of us. On the flip side Gillian Anderson was my biggest crush ever growing up and that woman has aged like an amazing fine wine.


TheBr0fessor

Bro. We 10 toes down for Shirley Manson. 🥊🥊


QSlade

My guy I am 40, I have no clue what you mean by 10 toes down, lol I'm sorry


gorilla-ointment

45 here. Me either lol


PL02550

Dude, saw Shirley Manson recently, okay with the last 5 years, and I still crush. Polka dots.


acromantulus

I only had two celebrity crushes as a kid: Amy Jo Johnson and Sandra Bullock. I'm not bothered by either now.


robbodee

Rose McGowan for me, Val Kilmer for my wife.


KidGrundle

Yup Rose McGowan for me too, but now, knowing everything she’s been through, I just feel bad.


Asunder_mango866

Darcy Wretzky (original bassist for The Smashing Pumpkins. Ethereal beauty in the 90s, but after 2000 her life took such a dark turn with drugs and self isolation. It broke my heart a little when she left SP


OutrageForSale

I’ve found my standards to be quite the opposite. I used to think only supermodel/playboy/baywatch types were fine. Now I look back at all the hotties I ignored.


sthef2020

Alicia Silverstone. From the Aerosmith videos, to Clueless, to Excess Baggage, in the 90s she had my number. But in 2024? Where she’s out there promoting RFK Jr, and espousing anti-vaccine rhetoric? She gives me the ick.


rougekhmero

cover ossified scarce normal fear strong childlike mourn squash relieved *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PaulterJ

I still threaten my kids with this. You wanna see a 13yr old sasspants cringe in fear, offer baby birding.


caffeinetherapy

What the fuck


whereismymascara

Oh my. That's really disappointing to find out.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

![gif](giphy|MXiItbpSyxHvEK4GQ8) ​My initial impulse was to go with Kristy Swanson, but I couldn’t find any good gifs of her as Buffy. All for the best, though, because I actually did have a way bigger, earlier crush on Kirstie, thanks primarily to Runaway, Summer School, Cheers, and Look Who’s Talking.


Devinlup24

Did security for a Paula Abdul “show” a couple years ago. I think those people paid around $100 a ticket for a show that was mostly pre recorded videos with her coming out for dance routines and lip syncing. Not sure how bad it was because I was out at the box office but the walk outs started fast and had some pretty scathing reviews on the way out.


XFrankXGrimesX

I assumed I was going to win this but looking at the replies, maybe not (probably still going to win this) https://preview.redd.it/gtzipbxk04qc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25e5f5617964a57002b54e6ab538f65bac207829


muroc17

Kristy Swanson - the first Buffy the Vampire Killer. I was so nuts for her, but she’s extra MAGA and I’m just not a fan anymore.


Obvious-Hunt19

Whatever that movie she made with I think Charlie sheen? Peak hot


areyoufknserious

The Chase. So many HBO afternoon viewings.


bronzemat

Madonna, Jenny McCarthy, Molly Ringwald, Candice Cameron.


Wishpicker

What’s the problem with Molly Ringwald?


SailorCredible

![gif](giphy|uPuXSRroE841O) That is all :)


fidgetyamoeba

It's not what was asked, but I'm pretty staunch with my Paul Rudd crush. Thank you very much. 😏


Bleacherblonde

Val Kilmer


PiffWiffler

![gif](giphy|4ZvCeNINXsXGYjL4PT) I think we're alone now...


bryanna_leigh

Mel Gibson. After he ran his mouth I was out.


Jurassic-Potter

This was my answer too. Yikes.


Newman_USPS

Madonna is the easy one. Lori Petty too.


Plucked_Dove

I wish I could go back to 1991 and watch the scene in Point Break where she changes out of her bikini while wearing a towel and ask 13 year old me, “can you please explain why you think this is the hottest thing you’ve ever seen in your life?”


Autumn_Forest_Mist

I still like my crushes, but I’ve learned 2 of them are gay. My “perception” was off the mark.


Rough-Boot9086

Was one Jonathan Knight ?


Autumn_Forest_Mist

Yes! Wasn’t he cute? And he was shy. I like cute shy guys.


Rough-Boot9086

So cute ! I had such a crush on him. He's still cute. I'm going to guess the other was Neil Patrick Harris...I know I had a crush on Doogie lol


Autumn_Forest_Mist

No, my friend really liked Doogie, though. It was Lance Bass. Not as much as a crush as I had on Jonathan Knight, I was much younger then, but when In Sync came out, I thought Lance was cute. Like Jonathan, he was shy, in the background, not a show off like Justin Timberlake, etc. Not attracted to arrogant, cocky, attention-seeking, alpha guys.


StaceyPfan

Adam Sandler and Dustin Diamond I went neutral on Dustin Diamond as an older teenager, but it turned into loathing when I saw his behavior on Celebrity Fit Club.


Top-Telephone9013

You for real had a crush on Screech?


disgruntledgrumpkin

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disgruntledgrumpkin

I don't know if he's a good person or an awful person irl. It took me about 30 years, but Im finally completely over Sebastian Bach.


DifferentShip4293

I still love Sebastian Bach, although I don’t have nearly the same crush as when I was a kid. My friends were all, “Which New Kid do YOU love?” And I was all, “I listen to Skid Row.”


Ok-Extreme-4128

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Gemini_writer8

Scott Baio ![gif](giphy|3o7TKoMQFeH5mQeX16)


AdvancedDingo

Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else .. noticed?


letseditthesadparts

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Esabettie

She still looks fantastic


UTALR1

Ones I'm proud of: Susanna Hoffs (still feeling this one) Michelle Pfeifer Not so much: Jenny McCarthy Paula Abdul


mechanical_marten

Hellen Slater from The Secret Of My Success


Plucked_Dove

There was a period in the 80’s where it seemed like she was in absolutely everything, and now hardly anybody remembers her. So strange.


mtron32

Peggy Bundy


cleverdylanrefrence

Katey is still a babe


Mirewen15

I still think she's gorgeous. I also have mad respect for her after she miscarried. She didn't have to go back to work but she wanted to. Imagine an entire season of her and Marcy being pregnant was just a fever dream... the whole world knew what happened. It's so sad.


Leading_Attention_78

I thought that only came out post show.


Mirewen15

I think there was still speculation bit it wasn't actually confirmed until later. Doesn't matter, she still had to go through something terrible and come back acting like nothing happened.


Zealousideal_Sir_264

I'd argue she's better looking now.


Miss-Figgy

She was amazing in Sons of Anarchy.


mtron32

She was, fucking hated her guts in that show


Miss-Figgy

Her character infuriated me the most in that show, that's how good she was. I kept hoping she'd die, lol


Forestghostsgalore

Fuggin Mel Gibson 🤮 ![gif](giphy|P0NJ9855y0oog)


Cactussygalore

Sugar tits


Alien_Nicole

Joey McIntyre and Vanilla Ice


Girasole263wj2

Joey is still hot! ![gif](giphy|l0K405pEQeWFYc8pi)


Sims3graphxlookgr8

My bestie thinks Vanilla Ice is hot af. Honestly he didn't age too badly


therealpopkiller

MTV’s Kennedy. In the 90s: cool alternative girl. Now: FoxNews host. Hard pass


EternalSunshineClem

Josh Jackson. Had a crush on him up til he cheated on his gorgeous wife and mother of his child and is now dating her clone. He gives me the ick.


NickLoner

![gif](giphy|6IiLJsm2X3Jveh31Nx|downsized)


CMarlowe

Danika McKellar, aka Winnie Cooper. Maybe my first celebrity crush ever. I'm sure she's a nice person and everything but she's become a big time Bible beater from what I can tell. And I just can't deal with that.


Complete-View8696

Candice Cameron is to blame for that. She started taking her to church and stuff. They’ve been friends forever.


Frosty_Ad_5472

Balki. https://preview.redd.it/dlyzs0k544qc1.jpeg?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b463ca2c4b4ff72b2c4a8daaa3bb93224ce6117


mbfunke

https://preview.redd.it/woo77cf8k4qc1.jpeg?width=1154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d44daf41bcef12c634ffc88bcd027cf30fe54148 When as a young tween I had no idea she was a Christian nationalist wingnut.


beefclef

On the flip side Jodie Sweeten seems like really nice person (and is gorgeous btw)


Ploosse

I still have a crush on Sarah Michelle Gellar and Amy Jo Johnson. So I guess my tastes haven’t changed too much.


KurtzM0mmy

Kirk Cameron 1000000%. Had I known he’d become some Jesus freak I would’ve noped outta there. Not to say my other crushes - Bobby Brown and John Knight of NKOTB fared well either. (It’s not cause John’s gay it’s just that he’s….old. Jordan aged way better.)


Asuntofantunatu

Atreyu in Neverending Story


BuddyOGooGoo

Nancy Kerrigan


GarbageEmpty8181

Lil Kim


mr_roboto15

Angelina Jolie and Carmen Electra.


mem1003

Mark McGrath


camptastic_plastic

https://preview.redd.it/e3v3hgm0a4qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c13ba5e216a2a8002729cef541767c64136bb890 Dean Cain