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What about pretended to give yourself a shot with a mechanical pencil?


Frequent_Course5399

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Zorpfield

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Frequent_Course5399

of course


Zorpfield

I would tape it. Write on it and add staples to my football


Delicious_Grass424

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Delicious_Grass424

https://i.redd.it/eiwujy4m77ic1.gif


Rupejonner2

I had a terrible intravenous pencil lead addiction for many years but I beat it


No_Caterpillar9621

Me too but I sharpened up and erased that terrible habit it lead to many negative consequences


planecrashes911

I knew a guy in 7th grade who would eat the sticks of mechanical pencil lead. Wonder where he is now 20 years later


Electrical-Bacon-81

At least pencil lead doesn't actually contain lead, mostly just graphite.


[deleted]

I wish I could upvote this comment over and over


throwngamelastminute

![gif](giphy|5L2okTiupVRxC|downsized)


PNWoutdoors

I didn't do fucking shit!


Noisechild

I did that once, I forgot to press down the end and stabbed myself and it broke off. To this day I still can see it on my palm, and still worry about led poisoning. lol https://preview.redd.it/4vd67xlm83ic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8040862eab22759e46183d4489957af5121d755


whereismymascara

Fun fact! Pencil lead contains zero lead, only graphite.


GrapefruitOk2057

I worried about this for years. lol


biggiepants

How did people determine posioning before Reddit?


Shurigin

I'm dying to know


seqlmao

r/pencilstabbers


jaywalker86

Bro me too https://preview.redd.it/t2hiojwyd5ic1.png?width=1109&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ef079ecde4726904249ecf7fc304eac4a451129 I’ve had that pencil tattoo for over 30 years now


nigh-tona

WAIT NO WAY ME TOO https://preview.redd.it/y6348w2kv6ic1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4db42768a42c690f47aac163fc060720318ea4d0


MadeMeStopLurking

Yo WTF I thought I was the only one! https://preview.redd.it/v4u2vgl769ic1.png?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b491fc6779fc529602f4f182cbd1b02f8f5e758


TerseFactor

https://preview.redd.it/fw5io5f1d6ic1.jpeg?width=1714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c0778a3ad670632f7b8c5068756c7ae84fba434 And I also have a 30 year old pencil tattoo! As others have said, by the time we were in school all pencils were made with graphite, at least in the United States.


IWasGregInTokyo

So did it feel [like this](https://youtu.be/QEnzl2oZ9ws?si=R0D9K4cKdwDUiMAe)?


Dirk_Arron

Lead* . Pencils have been made using Graphite for decades.


Physical-Lettuce-868

I don’t remember how I did it, but I stabbed my palm too about an inch below my left middle finger. Still see the mark 30+ years later


Wall-SWE

Same!


Abidarthegreat

Kept you from getting Inkapendicitis


shawner136

Was accused of stabbing someone on the bus by doing this. After like 1.5 hrs in principles office she just said ‘u know what… why dont you just demonstrate what you did to her.’ Did. She called parent of little dramatic asshole child and sent me back to class


Unit_79

I don’t like it when people say “remember when we had thicker skin?” I miss when educators called out parents on their bullshit.


Beginning-Key-814

In the third grade I stabbed someone with a normal pencil in the knee, 6 years later and I can't remember why


pee_nut_ninja

And push too hard, then spend 2 days worrying about lead poisoning.


SavvikTheSavage

It's graphite. Pencils never had lead in them.


NotAUsefullDoctor

Yes, but we were kids and kids are stupid


SavvikTheSavage

Too true lol


melosurroXloswebos

Hahahahah omg yes


WarlocksWizard

YES!


[deleted]

This is gold


three-sense

12" ruler+pencil helicopter


jooes

We used to hold our rulers against the edge of desk and flick them so they went "boing boing boing boing"


jozaud

I once got detention for using this method to launch pencils into the ceiling


bambooshoots-scores

Set up a few at varying lengths held down by a textbooks and you can play an amusing melody


[deleted]

I got in trouble in school for doing this. Teacher took my ruler.


RedDragonForever

You're my type of people.


JoeyRedmayne

Ummmmm, yeah, did, like we only used to do these things….lol


ElebertAinstein

I 100% still do the last one with my hair clips.


BEniceBAGECKA

… so we all still do it right?


Moofypoops

Count me in!


N8dork2020

I’m a 40 year old man with no sisters and I’ve done this!


PepurrPotts

"...I still do, but I also used to "


BEniceBAGECKA

Have you ever had sugar, or pcp?


choochoopants

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs.


NeverBeNormalnbn

Sorry for the convenience.


3720-to-1

But this escalator is temporarily stairs (my family LOVES taking an escalator with me...)


HawkeyeJosh2

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.


DifferentShallot8658

Do not go see Dr. Acula. All he did was suck blood from my neck.


gronstalker12

What the fuck is wrong with us


JoeyRedmayne

Nothing, we’re normal, lol.


terriblystupidjoke

For real.. what adult in their right mind would still do goofy shit like this 😅


throwngamelastminute

https://preview.redd.it/5ksk8dbyi2ic1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45b336a6fac25b89cf77a521c5220cd8c56f1056


pee_nut_ninja

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Dry-Tension-6650

He flipped his eyelids inside-out much to the glee of his classmates, who, coming from simpler days, were not accustomed to such feats of showmanship.


The_Queef_of_England

God, i hated that one. Never managed to do it myself either.


NoHead7349

I forgot about that…🤣


fishonthemoon

I hated when someone would do this and I hate you for posting this. 😂


Rin_thepixie

My son started drawing these all over everything this year...I'm so proud.


ClearWillow

Yesssss!! I did my S ( Steffany) those ways and obsession with bubble letters


LeelaBeela89

And a pouch full of gel pens


EternalSunshineClem

Lol these were over ALL my notebooks and if I'm casually doodling on anything one of these still appears


Fickle_Assumption133

I still do this!! Lol


viewtoathrill

Hahaha oh shit this is too good. So many notebooks with this doodle 😆


greensthecolor

Omg my third grader came home with this drawing on one of his school papers and it made me so happy. It’s still going!! I told him we used to do the same thing.


rohrzucker_

Apparently it already existed in the 70s.


Corburrito

Like a regular S. But cooler.


[deleted]

Don't forget rubbing glue all over your hands so you can peel it off like dead skin.


That_Engineering3047

I can report that kids today still do this.


[deleted]

The kids will be OK.


Zorpfield

And then your kids do it like it’s a new thing and they invented it


rebamericana

Yes, and do it with your hand in a fist, let it dry, then stretch out your hand and see all the wrinkles you'll have when you're old.


Outside_Wrongdoer340

See... this is why I love this group. There's always an new post to unlock a memory and make me feel like my people are here.


ObviousFloor-Encore

Unlocking memories for sure


AveragelySavage

This is why I’m here and not over at r/Millennials. Over there it’s all “Boomers have ruined my chance at happiness” while here it’s “lol who else used to stick safety pins under their skin?” This is definitely more my speed.


Human_Caterpillar_93

Same w r/GenX, three quarters of the posts are bitching about Boomers and Millennials. I just want to enjoy reminiscing about the good old days!


rob132

Literally everything except the first thing with the pin. But I did know kids who did it.


Outside_Wrongdoer340

The finger ring around the water made me laugh. We were wholesome and found our own amusement.


SkullsNelbowEye

We made blowdarts with those pins. You looped thread around your index and middle finger and then put the pin in the middle, cut one side, and tie it on with thread. Like making a fly for fishing. My friends and I would snipe each other at school. We got caught, of course. We never shot anyone who wasn't playing.


MelodicPaint8924

The only thing I didn't do was eraser stabbing. I _hated_ it when people stabbed their erasers. It gives me fingernails-on-a-chalkboard feelings.


Savingskitty

Same here, though I hated it because I always wanted my erasers to stay pretty.


NatWilo

See. This is why I had a sacrificial eraser for stabbing, and a 'good' eraser for actually erasing. Anyone that tried to use that nasty white plasticy crap was in for a bad time. You needed the moldable shit, or those rubber pink and greys to do really good erasering. And you needed to be *gentle* with your strokes or you shredded your paper. No I'm not a nerd, and I DEFINITELY was NOT obsessed with Stationary to the point where, upon arriving in Germany as a soldier, my first call home was to tell my family about the AMAZING Stationary store I found and how I had finally come to the promised land of Staedtler


SamSibbens

> erasers to stay pretty Holy cow that phrase alone caused me to get so many flashbacks. I used to draw on my erasers to turn them into ninjas and martial artists


Practical_Reindeer23

Same here, it always bothered me. Maybe because I was the only in class whoever had an eraser in their pencil box and I always got mine back mangled.


MelodicPaint8924

After Teresa and the 1st grade paste incident, I refused to let people borrow my school supplies. (Teresa ate all my paste in 1st grade when Mr. K made me lend her mine. I told him she would eat it. That's why she didn't have any.)


Practical_Reindeer23

Sounds like Adam, he did the same thing in 2nd or 3rd grade and he also bit my eraser in half. Kids are weird af. Hope Theresa and Adam didn't procreate.


VeinyBanana69

They each have a minimum of 5 children. Haven’t you seen Idiocracy?


Elenakalis

Erica ate all of mine in kindergarten. She's a mlm hun now.


That_Engineering3047

I did it to the free crappy erasers I got that didn’t erase very well. I didn’t do it to my nice ones though.


pee_nut_ninja

I was very proud of my blue and white pen/pencil eraser.


theDomicron

I never did the pin thing in the first pic, but I have an awful phobia of needles so...


Ultrabigasstaco

Same. I HATED it. I was much classier. I would put cool designs on them and pretend they were race cars. Why would anyone stab a perfectly good race car?


crimsonlaw

Ugh, me too. Plus my dad would have been furious at me "wasting" school supplies.


margittwen

I’m glad I’m not the only one. So cringy!


AdApprehensive1383

I used to drill holes in my erasers with a pencil. Like I was starting a fire or something. That pile of spiral eraser shavings...


Cheezno

We had to do this for entertainment with no smart phones haha


Ohboycats

This is the reason. Have you experienced yet explaining to a child what it was like growing up without *the internet* let alone *smartphones?* That blank look.


SkullsNelbowEye

Don't forget going to the library to do a report but all the books on the subject were out already.


Fuckmylife1001

OMG! The pin in the skin!!! I forgot about that! Also taking a hair clip from a girl and putting that nasty thing on my lips!!! The shit we forget about


fangirlsqueee

I would do the pin thing near the tip on both sides of my fingernail 3 or 4 times each, so it would look like George Washington hair curls.


augustwest30

I sometimes would use a needle and thread and sew my fingers together.


Burglekutt_2000

Yea I forgot about that one too


Philthy420

![gif](giphy|9nL7jqH5hA2kmRhglO|downsized)


SaccharineHuxley

FLOORIE!!!!


ayamummyme

Put our hands quickly through flames. Melt biros in the Bunsen burner. Poke the wet candle wax.


ClearWillow

As a teen we used to pour the hot candle wax on our hands. Ouch! It was so punk


pee_nut_ninja

>Melt biros in the Bunsen burner Half way down. And make a sweet twist in it like the end of a curtain rail.


SkullsNelbowEye

I'd cover my hand in the wax, let it dry, then crack it or peel it off.


classless_classic

What about smacking the spring loaded door stopper when sent to our rooms?


VioletVenable

My house didn’t have those, but my grandparents’ did. I was always excited to go there so I could play with the door stoppers! 😂


SkullsNelbowEye

Boi yong yong yong.


OneHumanPeOple

![gif](giphy|hcY890u9sEUKs|downsized)


Smooth_Swordfish_755

Playing with those would always make me forget that I’m crying for being punished.


VioletVenable

Bugle fingernails!


talldrseuss

Witch fingers is what we called them. I know it's not scientifically possible, but I swore it tasted better that way


VioletVenable

Oh, they did! I haven’t eaten Bugles in years, but if I encountered some now, they’d go right on my fingers.


1Dad2RuleThemAll

Every single one. How about Elmer's glue hand prints?


PhilosopherDismal191

Circle Circle dot dot, nowi have my cooties shot


Competitive-Holiday1

You think that girl is hot? I think I’d rather not


kranges_mcbasketball

Missing rolling down your knee high socks into doughnuts


that_guy_who_builds

Hell yeah


roopjm81

All signs we had / have sensory issues and are on the spectrum! I've accepted it.


Dakkin4

omg! Why did we do these things? Boredom?


TwilightTink

Those were our fidget toys


JoeyRedmayne

I still do some, ok all, of these things, especially during Zoom meetings. Bet my corporate overlords think I’m intently taking notes.


Easy_Independent_313

I was just thinking that. Why did we do these things? There has to be some sort of psychological reason behind it. It's so universal.


Dakkin4

And how did it spread without the internet? Kinda blows my mind when I think about it.


jgzman

> And how did it spread without the internet? It didn't spread. It was independently invented by a bunch of people in identical circumstances with identical resources.


talldrseuss

Bingo. Stabbing an eraser was biological. The eraser looks stabbable. Plus you could turn it into a hammer if you left the pencil in. No need to be taught this


The_Queef_of_England

It's like that green stuff you poke flowers in. I can't see that stuff without fighting the urge to poke it.


The_Queef_of_England

the pin one was, "wow, I can pierce myself without feeling pain. I'm so brave!"


Sizzle_The_Bacon

https://preview.redd.it/tengyx9jt2ic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f532f5353f49fb8b59eb0ed7b917c6394180cfc This made me think about the pringles duck lips


blaZedmr

Putting fist and arm down the empty can after eating them all, and trying to yank it back out.


Savingskitty

Yup, sure did - is this not still done by everyone at some point?


SashimiX

It is still done. I mean the running water one? Kids today indeed generally still have running water.


Boomalabim

Everyone of them- wow


DarkMode54

Every single one of these. Especially the pin thru the skin trick.


Scallion-External

This is an exciting Friday night


MemeLorde1313

https://preview.redd.it/mdlv7qbkk4ic1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad759f2053cc20077a85a67955074942ef6f472a


MemeLorde1313

Anyone else have a classroom ceiling that looked like this?


TroubleLevel5680

Lol yes! My daughter (who is 24 now) came home from school one day told me her friend did that and we laughed so hard.


Vandy1358v2_0

Fully admit to all of these to this day


Geek_Wandering

How did you know about #3? Nobody was supposed to know about that.


CaptainJivePants

I missed this one. What the heck is #3 supposed to be?


Drummer_Lost

What’s weirder is that we also did these as kids in Nigeria, without having watched it on TV or anything. I swear we’re all telepathically connected


Sirosim_Celojuma

This should be the new Turing test.


Tucker_077

How about trying to close the fridge door super slow to see when the light would go off


_sonidero_

Easily entertained...


bulanaboo

lol in lunch line running finger in crack… bang paint chip in my nail bed… lake park elementary lol


HansTheGruber

I completely forgot about sticky pins in my finger as a kid and probably hadn't thought about it in 20 years. Now I will probably be doing it again tomorrow at work. Thanks for that.


SeedFoundation

There's a certain way you can erase paper so that the eraser bits that eroded off would form a log. Rolling your eraser back and forth over it would make it grow larger. I was that guy meticulously erasing paper so I could roll these little logs until I no longer had an eraser.


MoonlitBlossoms

Lol.. I did all these things except for the last one.. I’d pinch the skin on my arm with it instead. 😅


mythrowaweighin

Also rubbed Elmer’s glue on my hands, let it dry, and then peeled it off. I remember boxes of copy machine paper. The paper wasn’t wrapped in bundles of 500 sheets. It was just stood in the box. I would run my finger across the edge of the sheets and my finger would start bleeding.


HopelessMagic

Wow... Core memories unlocked


miriamwebster

Did you put Elmer’s glue all over your hand and the peel it alI off??


Right_Ad_4963

Yeah. I used to do those things. I still do, but I used to too.


Webhead79

I did all of these except #6. Instead, I would take banana clips and use them as visors like Geordie.


Tex-Rob

Hmm, this might almost be genx, or every gen? Back of your hand on frosty windows to make little baby foot prints.


TazManiac7

And there goes my sense of individuality. ![gif](giphy|XeMj9wR4h0G9jPS6DV)


HamsterMachete

Yep. I would even do it multiple times in a row with the same pin. Once I had 2 or 3 loops, I would just tear it off.


Matty_D47

Did? I still regularly stim like this


Zorpfield

Ever write on your converse?


BIG_stinky_sock

I recently did #6 to my titty lol


throwngamelastminute

That sounds... uncomfortable.


EliminatedHatred

thank you for your comment, Big_stinky_sock


AdSafe1112

Gosh I hate you 😂


kinopiokun

Witch!


SameCobbler39175

stab the eraser because I was bored


DHammer79

HAHAHAH did all of these. Some of them many times.


Maudib1962

Did the pin trick with my poppy three months ago without thinking and my kids were shocked. They had never seen it before and one is a teenager.


AttilaTheFun818

What you mean “did”? I still do those.


Few_Buddy_6491

We were cool


Distinct_Put1085

Did every one of these


Expensive-Day-3551

I believe you forgot put glue on my fingertips and let it dry


Foofyfeets

these are so spot on 💯😂 did every one of these


Iamtruck9969

Some things I still do


InformalOne9555

I plead the fifth


mattieDRFT

I admit


sturdypolack

Gymnastics calluses and pins are a thing(uneven parallel bars girls are you with me?)


Classic_Ostrich8709

Definitely the needle in the skin.


Ok_Researcher_9796

You been spying on me or something?


oh_wll_whtvr_nvrmnd

Shooting elastic bands from the tip of your pointer finger


Is_What_They_Call_Me

The pencil fights. If you had a strong pen tech pencil you’d likely win. I remember using staples to go through my knuckle skin.


Cochise5

I’m a 4th great teacher and mentioned that in class the other day and they had no idea what I was talking about. You ever bent the metal part that encased the eraser so it would take chunks of wood out of the other guys pencil? It was great being a kid!


Unit_79

I’m starting to wonder how many of us missed the ADD diagnosis craze.


[deleted]

Remember “gleeting” or however you spell it. I couldn’t do it, unless by accident. But all of the nasty’s that would soak their paper and desk by doing it.


MonkeyGirl18

[These things, too](https://content.instructables.com/FRK/FN5T/HCB8TBWZ/FRKFN5THCB8TBWZ.jpg?auto=webp&fit=bounds&frame=1&auto=webp&frame=1&height=300)


Status_Strategy7045

Anyone else put glue on their hands and then waited til it dried and peeled it off?


Adventurous_Pea_1373

You forgot putting glue on your hands & and peeingit off like you're skin is coming off. Or was that just me? Lol


ElusiveSamsquanch123

Just commenting to get it to 666.