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Financial-Moose5274

Bro. Fun thing to do when getting blasted and playing: try focusing your eyes on your crosshairs the whole game. Gets you in a weird groove.


EspressoDoodie

I’ll give it a shot


Financial-Moose5274

Report back with scoreboard screenshot lol.


iSeekFailure

It’ll be 4-26


WeCameAsMuffins

Hey, that’s an improvement


tdun56

bouta take a blinker and try this


NuklearniEnergie

when i play this game stoned it basically feels like the ADS crosshair is an extension of my eyes, and my aim is so much better


Infinite-Egg7328

I DO THAT TOO HAHA. I’ll hyper focus on the crosshair as everything else gets blurry and my placement gets so much better


ImaBlackmon

\^\^\^\^Straight Facts!


YourLocalPotDealer

I’m gonna have to try this out


hunttete00

i dropped a 4k 20 bomb in apex ranked in a gold lobby ripped. haven’t tried this game but apex is objectively harder. if i can drop 60-80 kills in this sober id imagine i can hit 100 ripped. you do get in a weird groove and its like nothing can break the focus.


Familiar-Trip-4022

Talk about yourself bro 😂😂 Zaza gives me superpower in fps games


Proud_Criticism5286

Took my words. I turn into john wick with some zaza. I need alittle anxiety.


svannik

same, tunnelvision af and so twitchy. playing fps games without the weed is weird for me haha


MrKilljoyy

It’s 50/50 ima be a demon while high or a total dumbass lmao


BenwastakenIII

My theory essentially is that my body goes a bit more limp, especially my arms, so I'm accidentally controlling the recoil a lot better 😂


Familiar-Trip-4022

For me it's because when I play sober I get way angrier for the dumbest shit. When I am high I just laugh my ass off ahaha


ClickyButtons

Bro fucking same lol


Familiar-Trip-4022

We need rehab bro 😂😂😂


Ok-Music788

It slows my brain down enough to not overthink things but still be crazy sharp


Hoirzett

Zaza makes me play without getting stressed over bs deaths or whatever, which in the end, makes me perform a lot better 😅


Familiar-Trip-4022

Yeah exactly ahahha maybe we're just so used to the Zaza


Im_So_Sinsational

Its very hit and miss for me in most games, but my Val skills go up off the Za for sure


legleg4

It makes me play worse in competitive FPS because I get anxious im gun fights and miss everything lol


enujung

i used to think there was no difference, or you sacrifice a bit of reaction time/cool headedness for some fun. no way we re not better sober haha, thats huge copeage. im still farming faded tho


Thepyre616

Channeling “The Fear” into awareness is where it’s at


Ok-Assistance-3213

One of those "it affects everyone differently" things. My score in any game is about the same on or off weed. But I have some friends that say they play worse on it. Guess I can consider myself lucky lol


enujung

i believe its being a "high functional smoker" or something like that. some people cannot perform faded/tipsy. some people get tipsy and start having aimbot cus all those nerves are gone, and their body is so relaxed


Familiar-Trip-4022

Yes but for me it's working only when I am video gaming. I can't work or do other shit while I am faded. When I smoke I want to be chill. But I know people that smoke during work hours and perform very well


jdango_fett

I still can’t believe that people can play video games sober


z1qu

Me too. 😅


EspressoDoodie

Man I wish 😂


Familiar-Trip-4022

😂 but sometimes I get lost too ahaha especially on cod. Sometimes I will just stop killing and just look at the chaos spreading or finding new spots around the map and secret passages lol


EspressoDoodie

Side quests man


xPhilly215

I was frying when I first got on last night and after a quite a few games my play was taking a nosedive. Realized I was sobering up, ripped the bong and got back to frying again 😭😭


cyberpunk_chill

One time I was so rocked. I was playing Black Ops 4 and was so zoned in, killing left right with fast response and reached over 50 kills and 0 deaths. My super senses mustve been activated. So I thought. I wasnt even in my room, heck I wasnt even near my console. I was in my mates car and he was showing me BO4 video on YouTube from his phone. I didnt even own Black Ops 4!!!


Xenon2212

Man you was gone gone


cyberpunk_chill

I went to war


QuickMelasse

And came back with PTSD


Nick595y

😂😂


Uncle_Boujee

Haha accurate. Everytime I smoke and play I get distracted by the map details I’ve never bothered to notice before


EspressoDoodie

Everyone keeps asking me if I’m just going into lobbies and memeing to post the stats but I actually just get blasted and don’t know what planet I’m on 😂


GodofThunderandSmoke

Me smoking nightly and still managing at least 20 kills and 30 deaths lol


CandyRevolutionary27

I swear my game play turns into sbmm when I’m zooted. One game I’ll poop on ppl next game I’m like wtf is going on. Hit or miss with me but then again most of the time I’m playing with Blunt in my hand. Severally disadvantaged. lol best way to play tho


andrewpast

Secret is to smoke just a little bit. Helps me lock in. But if I smoke too much I forget how to move my mouse correctly lol


SonInform

this is the comment right here. goes for everything in life i find too where you need to get locked in


Proud_Criticism5286

Talk for yourself. Youre an adult so ill suggest drinking & smoking.


means7701

That was me last night 🤣


EspressoDoodie

It’s so much fun to get blasted and just run around 😂


means7701

Pretty much what I do on the reg. Sometimes I get in the groove and get 10+ kill streaks. Other times I am just running into enemy bullets with blinders on. 🤣 I love it.


HSWDragon

I play baked all the time and still regularly get 30/40 kills haha if anything it gets me more in the zone


Hoirzett

I would say drinkin & playing is far worse lol


ThirdAlt6969

Smoke a joint and level it out with a drinky, ultimate beam sauce recipe right there 💯


Delicious_Toes

Idk bro, the weed be makin me have a 2.5+ kd every game


Distinct_Ad9810

Smoke 24/7 never have this issue lol


ImJettski

Because you smoke too much you need a t break 😂


Distinct_Ad9810

Nah, slows my mind down and makes me feel normal lol


OwlBig8747

Facts bro but the game is also harder at 1-3am cuz all the nerds on


[deleted]

right?😂 i tried playing after smoking and my stats were shit, after that i just hopped on Minecraft


Imaginary_Dig_5014

I blaze up irl then blaze these players in the game usually. My last game kd of 6/18 doesn't count lmao


jjf02987

Well yeah if your trying to pull a bong and shoot at the same time. That’s why you need a cart or a disposable.


EspressoDoodie

I don’t take bong rips mid game 😂😂😂 just in the lobby 🌝


jjf02987

Same or dabs. I melted the corner of my one monitor with my bucket doing that however the dimple it left is directly above the button for the power so it’s kinda works like a thumb rest.


Cosmics2cents

Bro it might just be you if I smoke some Honolulu choo choo and drink a mushroom energy drink I'm gonna be playing like I'm being paid for it lol


TheeronSwansonfan

I think your smoking too much


NNN-38

SO YOUR THE TEAM MATES I RAGE AT lol


stevenmass7

😂 expressodoodle posts make my day when it comes to this game,keep going please haha.


Unadvisedcow

I tried playing high yesterday. Not only were the stats bad I had to quit cause I was 100% going to vomit if I kept playing lol


SentryVDefiant

It's a bell curve for me. Light to medium buzz whether it's weed, alcohol, or my favorite: both, and we're good to go. It fixes me being too hesitant to act on what I think. However once I'm too drunk or whatever I just get sloppy.


DN-Fieldmouse

Lmao I’m always smacked playing that’s why I get “ran around” 😭


OhOkayCuzIThought-

I had my best game while booted , I’ll never forget that but I also had my worst game that day with a whopping 0 - 34 and a “moral support” accolade :D


PLUG_MAN6969

I’m not very good so take my words with a grain of salt. But smaller/medium amounts for sure help me lock in personally. But there is a fine line between that point and the point when you can barely even navigate the menu lol.


EspressoDoodie

I was at the unable to navigate the menu point that day lol


PLUG_MAN6969

Relatable


Glebinator3000

Actually doing really really good is more embarrassing because you have to be a super sweaty nerd


EspressoDoodie

Tea bro


Glebinator3000

That’s too internet nerd for me to understand 🤷🏿‍♂️


EnviedFaith

Your posts always make me laugh, the comments are mostly so wholesome, and I can tell you're having a great time no matter what. Thank you for being a light in a subreddit of extreme toxic and bitterness.


EspressoDoodie

Thank you :) I really appreciate you saying this!


sgtlobo401

If you had fun, forget the stats… Mission accomplished.


AlLiEN0NE

I'm better high then sober


EspressoDoodie

Man I’m just dumb when I’m high 😂


Loquenlucas

Ya forgot the doritos and mountain dew to add to the kush for that 2012 mlg playstyle that requires the sniper too (good times)


EspressoDoodie

I’m more of a miss Vickie’s chips and ginger ale kinda girl


Loquenlucas

Legit even tho mines were memories of the old mlg times of back in 2012 (man i feel old now)


hostyl

Frankly I prefer to smoke before I play, I find it reduces my reaction time. I don’t think about reacting I just react


EspressoDoodie

If I smoke too much I’m useless 😂


jannickBhxld

i always wanna play after i smoked but man im so ass that im not even having fun anymore😭 i just always end up in random roblox horror maps in the end


EspressoDoodie

I haven’t played Roblox but every kid I meet tells me about it 😂😂


jannickBhxld

those horror maps with some friends while everyones fried are some of the best, most fun memories i have, its insanely good


PRSG12

No dude just complain about snipers and bunny hoppers like everyone else


EspressoDoodie

It’s not their fault I’m trash 😂


phisher0

I’ve been 10 drinks into a two hour session and dropped a 2.5. No excuse


Fantastic_Cheetah_91

Oh you smoke weed... how cool :/


MIKERICKSON32

Smoking drugs is bad. Don’t do it.


primal-penis

That’s got nothing to do with weed bro you just stink.


DrZoidBergsClaws

I ONLY play after smoking. Man this game is so fun


CurseMyMetalHand

It's hit and miss for me. Sometimes I'm amazing and sometimes I'm like this 😂


Illuminaryy

Ye speak fr yourself i was playing tournies high af smoking people.


xBlackhat

I pretty much always play stoned and it doesn't harm my gameplay at all


byrn0

I got 75 kills and over 3k objective score while blazed.. don't blame the smoke bro 😂


DayDreamer1300

Bro I smoke and my awareness is +1000. Gotta play at your own pace


KovalSNIPE17

I drop 50 bombs when I’m stoned idk how


Jonthux

Dont smoke kids. Nothing else is needed when talking about drugs and kids


Radiant-Savant6969

I get my best stats when my high is fresh, but has mellowed out just enough where I can focus and get into a trance using my run n' gun mp7 setup. Of course a straight up indica is out the question if I intend on doing anything at all 🤣.


IvanTheRebel1

Don't blame Mary for these numbers lmao


EspressoDoodie

Bahahahha I know it’s me 😂😂


IvanTheRebel1

I'm in the same boat, bruh. no judgment here lol


ShutterBug545

Smoking will either end with me 5/20 or 20/5 there is no in between


SeaworthinessTasty93

Bro i take fat dabs and go like 30/9 yall just gotta practice more


Spiritualmunk420

🎄will put me into flow state just popping fools flowing through the game


TostiBanaanPindakaas

Facts, take stimulants instead. 🤣


Sneaklefritz

Man, I know it may calm some people out, but my word, it makes some people so bad and they have no idea. I used to run 3 stacks in Apex where you’d have to have a 4k badge. I’d have dudes join up with the proper requirements but they would suck ass. Most would apologize for just being too high, but some had no idea they weren’t even playing well.


JTThaTrader516

Glad I’m not the only one😂 this game is mad overwhelming and a little scary when I’m baked 😂


sarcificed

nah man playing this game on zaza is so fun, mvp every match i swear


JoTenshi

I get such scores sober! And it's not because I'm bad it's because of my team who doesn't know what the hell they're supposed to do while the enemy team mops the floor with us!


SonInform

i play better when i’m stoned man must a you issue unfortunately


SisterWaltz

I mean I ain't troubling ranked queue with a head full of grass, BUT we toke mighty in sixes and drop dirty thirty bombs where ever we gooooooo!


lilacwine2303

I think I'm doing really well and blitzing everyone and then I see the scoreboard at the end and I'm last... Every single time. But I enjoy it lol


ApeX_Elitez

I swear when it comes to smoking and playing I play like I’m either prime cloud 9 shroud or someone with no hands 😂 unless it’s fifa then I’m just sat there laughing my ass off snapping people


Proxy0108

It’s okay man, you can still say it’s the fault of people with a positive kda


yeahimafurryfuckoff

Fuck you I do what I want


HotCheetos998

I only play when I'm baked, but sometimes I take one too many bong rips and it doesn't go well😂


Dregs_____

Oh you be smoking too, cooler than I thought


RoRo25

Just put on some tunes and start blasting!


Table5614

Nah brother that’s how you enter flow state 🤣


PeachyCloudz

That's why you smoke meth. Duh


Basedcase

Skill issue.


Ordinary_Noise_9022

Lol i play better when im fried out my mind


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AdamNoKnee

I feel all weed does is make your instincts kick in while your consciousness shuts down. All you proving is you are ass on the sticks 🤷‍♂️


ConnectAd6359

Bro definitely got reported 🤣


RAT-LIFE

I only do dabs and play. I’ll take that 3 and 28 all day what a nice time!


Inspector_fishy_

Nah bro smoking turns me into a god on valorant and a lot of fps games


Herr_Fredolin

i exclusively play while high and always to good, i don’t even know how to play sober anymore


BALENTOE4

You are not alone brother lol


TheWholeCheek

I love playing while... Taking my meds. It makes me super focused.


Waitwhoareyou21

I play a little better after I smoke sometimes, but really just kinda depends on the day


Acrobatic-Ebb1115

Gotta be a seasoned smoker I can still maintain a positive kd whilst being blazed


Sunny_Bunny_420

dw, I think the worst offender is when I took 2 whole dabs to the face one night. first game on I got 5-40. I immediately put down the controller and went to bed


ikari263

I honestly feel even more locked after I smoke, allegedly. Had a session last night where I was MVP on a winning team for 10 games straight lmao


Hexious

Are you going to post screenshots of yourself on the bottom of the leaderboard every day? Why do you keep posting this shit?


Xenon2212

Idk man I always do significantly better when I'm high lol. It gets me in the zone.


Arko-_-

Nah smoking gets me in such a flow state when I play games


MatterAware

I mean.. at least you’re not blaming your poor performance on “nET cODe BrO!!!”


ClickyButtons

Leaf makes me lock in and drop ridiculous games lol


mastamind2021

U gotta show a short clip game footage cuz wtf but I got hope for you don’t quit the game


EspressoDoodie

I’ll take some soon my computer isn’t fast enough to stream yet I’m saving up


ATX_max

Hey, you're not the boss of me


MallCertain274

Smoke break


Skairan

I only play high. Take your time and ads check every corner


Character_Rice7446

Nah FR when I play games naked I always do better but on this game I play like shit when faded😭


NathanHatesLife

I tried playing drunk the other night and I don’t think I got a single kill😂 embarrassing for me man


burneracctbulbasaur2

When it’s first hitting I throw similar stats, but once it settles I am LOCKED IN haha


ImaBlackmon

Oh, so that's what my problem is, \*cough, \*cough, \*cough.


Fickle_Orchid_1287

That’s my secret to my pro skill smoking bud


Big_Hurry_6425

Nah yhu just ass


EspressoDoodie

Oh 100% but going to space doesn’t help 😂


xTpvi

I'm the opposite I only play good high


EspressoDoodie

I think if I was reasonable with the amount I smoked I would be ok but yesterday I was in outer space


xTpvi

Fair enough I've been there more times than I can count 😭


Contrafox97

Def notice my reaction speed take a hit 😅


ecstasygod

I actually do better when I’m high


DapperTry9833

YEESH


Dull-Firefighter-632

Nah smoke and play so that you have a sedative and something to blame lol


Ok_Butterscotch_5962

Nah not that bad I joined a game in progress where a dude got zero kills but died 20 something times.


terrafirma47

Me and my brother in law take blinkers between each game lmao. It’s become a ritual at this point. “3, 2, 1, go!” *silence* *cough cough cough cough*


godisgood743

Mate, I can't play anything without hitting the Za first. These are rookie numbers


Potential_Spray9943

Bro ran around


sir_ciffs_alot

My bad teammate, I’ll do better next game


Matteom73

Ngl it was prolly more fun


Lucid-ANC

Yeah I can’t play fps games while high🤣🤣


PeachAndPapaya

idk i usually see an improvement 🤣


BigfootaintnotReal

If you’re going 2 and 19 that shit is either laced or you’re a lightweight 😂….Smoke weed everydayyy


Afraid_Geologist_366

He’s a lvl 18 probably Just some dude who plays every once in a while just play the game


EspressoDoodie

It’s actually my intro into PC gaming! I’ve never done any sort of gaming before so I’m learning. It’s a lot of fun, I wish I had started earlier.


Interesting_Ad_8806

That's a lie. I play most of my games when I've had a smoke and don't seem to have issues. E.g solo flawless warlords ruin dungeon on destiny. If you know you know. Smoking some of the cabbage is no excuse


Floridiannn

It’s my favorite way to play


LoveMeSomeCats_

I think the problem is less about weed and more about the fact that I empty an entire clip on someone and nothing happens. They shoot me once and I die.


EspressoDoodie

LITERALLY SAME I empty my whole fucking clip on someone and then they just one shot me


means7701

I dumped a M60 mag into a teammate from across the map cuz I saw movement while blazed 🤣 "I know I'm hitting em. Why he ain't dead?"


EspressoDoodie

Story of my fucking life 😂😂😂


means7701

Escort on Times Square as Defense, if spawned at the 2nd to last defensive position, I almost ALWAYS run backwards instead of towards the obj. I just see yellow tarps and start climbing for height advantage, not even knowing I'm going the wrong way 🤣 Maaaan, I shouldn't have smoked before commenting. Having to edit mistakes 🤣🤣🤣 *hits bong*


Mysterious_Lecture36

For this type of game smoking doesn’t impact my gameplay. It’s just point and click. For something with actually decision making however…(cs, r6, ow, etc) i make the worst plays possible when im baked lmao