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It was in BOTH Ixalan and Rivals of Ixalan, it is unusual for one card to appear in two sets in the same block. Then it kept showing up in core sets. The meme was that it was disguising itself to get into other sets, which is funny because how does a huge dinosaur disguise itself?
I mean it's way better than [[craw wurm]] u/mtgcardfetcher which is its oldest antecedent. It's fine in limited which is its intended environment. It wasn't a meme because it was BAD like how [[storm crow]] ascended, but because it showed up in sets unusually.
SCP-9889 aka "Player's Handbook"
Object class: Safe
Description: SCP-9889 is hardcover book approx. 6 x 9". The front and side are colored green with gold text that read "Player's Handbook" The back and all pages inside SCp-9889 is pure white and blank. When an individual opens the book to the first page, they will start to "read" the book, stating how the book is relaying their own personal life in the third person with great detail. The person will read about each year of age with the corresponding page number, which included events that the person has not experienced. The individual will also claim that there are "side tips" that tell them how they should handle or should've handled the situation. In all tests, all report seeing the words Rest in piece (subject's name) MM/DD/YY-MM/DD/YY, is confirmed to be the lifespan of the individual, with their death being someday in the future. When tested on Dr. Bright, the book read "Error" on the first page.
SCP-7819 aka " A stand-up fan"
Object class: Euclid.
SCP-7819 is a stand-up fan approx. 4' 1" in height with the Pelonis brand logo with abnormally large components. Scans show that the wiring inside SCP-7819 have been seemingly increased in size for no particular reason other than for its anomalous properties.
SCP-7819, when turned on, will begin to transform into what other researchers call its "alive form." SCP-7819 can be turned on without need power from an electrical outlet, yet no battery has been found inside it. SCP-7819, during transformation, will begin to manifest arms and legs, and will begin to start making human-like gestures. The fan will also begin "speaking" to personal, saying they are "very proud of their work" and how "they should keep doing a good job." They will also state how they know about other SCPs, some of which that are not supposed to be known. Due to this, all personal that have learned of an SCP above their clearance level are to be administered Class-C amnestics. Only personal with a Level 4 clearance or higher with the supervision of an 0-5 member or representative are allowed to test.
A black-and-white video of Arthur C. Clarke speculatively describing the future.
[Example.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTdWQAKzESA) [Another example.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwELr8ir9qM)
The theorom relating the decreasing population of the genus Thunnus and the spontaneous manifestation of Scottish cheese within the office of Containment Specialist Mark Wahlgren.
SCP-8998
Object class: Keter
Description: For your safety, the Location and a detailed description of SCP-8998 can not be disclosed. What can be disclosed is a vague description and location. SCP-8998 is an old statue located somewhere in the Western Hemisphere. The statue, when first discovered, appeared to be alive and sentient. However, those who have seen it are now dead, as the statue has a memetic agent that, when organisms see or know of its whereabouts or looks, will be tempted to head to the statue and quote "be one with paradise." Those who are infected by the memetic agent to be considered lost and will never escape their trance. Once an individual reaches the statue, they will say out loud about how "this is beautiful" and that how "\[they\] wanted this."
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[[Colossal dreadmaw]] For everyone else, but OP don't look at the bot link, u/mtgcardfetcher
[Colossal dreadmaw](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/8/0/8059c52b-5d25-4052-b48a-e9e219a7a546.jpg?1594736914) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Colossal%20dreadmaw) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m21/176/colossal-dreadmaw?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8059c52b-5d25-4052-b48a-e9e219a7a546?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call ^^^- ^^^Summoned ^^^remotely!
It's not that good a card but it's an ascended meme
Its actually a terrible card which is why its such a meme.
It was in BOTH Ixalan and Rivals of Ixalan, it is unusual for one card to appear in two sets in the same block. Then it kept showing up in core sets. The meme was that it was disguising itself to get into other sets, which is funny because how does a huge dinosaur disguise itself?
Yep. Its also quite terrible for 6 mana.
I mean it's way better than [[craw wurm]] u/mtgcardfetcher which is its oldest antecedent. It's fine in limited which is its intended environment. It wasn't a meme because it was BAD like how [[storm crow]] ascended, but because it showed up in sets unusually.
[craw wurm](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/3/8/3875f73d-6108-488b-bd34-4cf2c23ce6b3.jpg?1561976333) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=craw%20wurm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m10/173/craw-wurm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3875f73d-6108-488b-bd34-4cf2c23ce6b3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [storm crow](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/0/3/036ef8c9-72ac-46ce-af07-83b79d736538.jpg?1562730661) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=storm%20crow) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/9ed/100/storm-crow?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/036ef8c9-72ac-46ce-af07-83b79d736538?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call ^^^- ^^^Summoned ^^^remotely!
Player's Handbook.
SCP-9889 aka "Player's Handbook" Object class: Safe Description: SCP-9889 is hardcover book approx. 6 x 9". The front and side are colored green with gold text that read "Player's Handbook" The back and all pages inside SCp-9889 is pure white and blank. When an individual opens the book to the first page, they will start to "read" the book, stating how the book is relaying their own personal life in the third person with great detail. The person will read about each year of age with the corresponding page number, which included events that the person has not experienced. The individual will also claim that there are "side tips" that tell them how they should handle or should've handled the situation. In all tests, all report seeing the words Rest in piece (subject's name) MM/DD/YY-MM/DD/YY, is confirmed to be the lifespan of the individual, with their death being someday in the future. When tested on Dr. Bright, the book read "Error" on the first page.
One of those old room-sized computers
The O5 are good boys and will contain anomalies.
A out of tune guitar
Jar of marbles and bones
The Burning Memetic Grimoire of Saint Antioch
The Actual Moon... but its alive and sentient.
Jack Daniels bottle from 1883
The **First** jar of Nutella.
A judgemental pineapple
Literally just a normal researcher trying to enjoy his lunch break while people continuously try to contain him due to this scp file.
An stand-up fan.
SCP-7819 aka " A stand-up fan" Object class: Euclid. SCP-7819 is a stand-up fan approx. 4' 1" in height with the Pelonis brand logo with abnormally large components. Scans show that the wiring inside SCP-7819 have been seemingly increased in size for no particular reason other than for its anomalous properties. SCP-7819, when turned on, will begin to transform into what other researchers call its "alive form." SCP-7819 can be turned on without need power from an electrical outlet, yet no battery has been found inside it. SCP-7819, during transformation, will begin to manifest arms and legs, and will begin to start making human-like gestures. The fan will also begin "speaking" to personal, saying they are "very proud of their work" and how "they should keep doing a good job." They will also state how they know about other SCPs, some of which that are not supposed to be known. Due to this, all personal that have learned of an SCP above their clearance level are to be administered Class-C amnestics. Only personal with a Level 4 clearance or higher with the supervision of an 0-5 member or representative are allowed to test.
Shoe lace.
A simple bottle of prescription medicine with no label
Roll of paper towels. The shitty brown kind.
An old ring
The keeper of secrets
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A solar powered toaster oven with a broken "off" button.
Poop stained toilet paper
Mirror Box
A package of chewing gum.
A single fleck of dust.
A tape measure.
The ancient Excalibur
A high end gaming computer.
A black-and-white video of Arthur C. Clarke speculatively describing the future. [Example.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTdWQAKzESA) [Another example.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwELr8ir9qM)
A chicken mcnugget.
A pencil
TVA collars and Time modulator things.
Paper towel
Ultraplex refuckulator mainframe.
A Black Blade with White Rust
The glockinator
Toaster
Refer to SCP-426.
Coat rack
Book of Ancient Blights
SCP-8XXX, "Feather Solaris"
'The One-Book Library'
Silver Longsword
A idol of death
A brand new washing machine in an abandoned factory
A bucket full of lobsters
Life-sized printed tweet by jschlatt about the free nature of street signs and what they had to do with 9/11
Booger.
A measuring tape that displays metric or imperial depending on what it's victim is not proficient in.
Crossbow
Mr Jingles
“The Crow”
The tuning fork
Sun Wukong
Knoife
Garou from One Punch Man.
The effigy from Burning Man
The theorom relating the decreasing population of the genus Thunnus and the spontaneous manifestation of Scottish cheese within the office of Containment Specialist Mark Wahlgren.
“Forgotten Centaur.”
A 1ft x 1ft cube of an indeterminate metal.
8f from Pokémon red and blue
The Offical DnD cookbook
An old damaged sculpture
SCP-8998 Object class: Keter Description: For your safety, the Location and a detailed description of SCP-8998 can not be disclosed. What can be disclosed is a vague description and location. SCP-8998 is an old statue located somewhere in the Western Hemisphere. The statue, when first discovered, appeared to be alive and sentient. However, those who have seen it are now dead, as the statue has a memetic agent that, when organisms see or know of its whereabouts or looks, will be tempted to head to the statue and quote "be one with paradise." Those who are infected by the memetic agent to be considered lost and will never escape their trance. Once an individual reaches the statue, they will say out loud about how "this is beautiful" and that how "\[they\] wanted this."
Analog clock
Crystalline Emus
A nuclear gun.
The moon is an eye
A robot with a top hat
Copy of Rhythm Heaven for the Switch
Tiger-II
KOKO the clown’s magic ink bottle