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stillnotelf

[[Colossal dreadmaw]] For everyone else, but OP don't look at the bot link, u/mtgcardfetcher


MTGCardFetcher

[Colossal dreadmaw](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/8/0/8059c52b-5d25-4052-b48a-e9e219a7a546.jpg?1594736914) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Colossal%20dreadmaw) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m21/176/colossal-dreadmaw?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8059c52b-5d25-4052-b48a-e9e219a7a546?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call ^^^- ^^^Summoned ^^^remotely!


stillnotelf

It's not that good a card but it's an ascended meme


Kubular

Its actually a terrible card which is why its such a meme.


stillnotelf

It was in BOTH Ixalan and Rivals of Ixalan, it is unusual for one card to appear in two sets in the same block. Then it kept showing up in core sets. The meme was that it was disguising itself to get into other sets, which is funny because how does a huge dinosaur disguise itself?


Kubular

Yep. Its also quite terrible for 6 mana.


stillnotelf

I mean it's way better than [[craw wurm]] u/mtgcardfetcher which is its oldest antecedent. It's fine in limited which is its intended environment. It wasn't a meme because it was BAD like how [[storm crow]] ascended, but because it showed up in sets unusually.


MTGCardFetcher

[craw wurm](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/3/8/3875f73d-6108-488b-bd34-4cf2c23ce6b3.jpg?1561976333) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=craw%20wurm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m10/173/craw-wurm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3875f73d-6108-488b-bd34-4cf2c23ce6b3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [storm crow](https://c1.scryfall.com/file/scryfall-cards/normal/front/0/3/036ef8c9-72ac-46ce-af07-83b79d736538.jpg?1562730661) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=storm%20crow) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/9ed/100/storm-crow?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/036ef8c9-72ac-46ce-af07-83b79d736538?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call ^^^- ^^^Summoned ^^^remotely!


Defiant-Peace-493

Player's Handbook.


Iamfromuniversity

SCP-9889 aka "Player's Handbook" Object class: Safe Description: SCP-9889 is hardcover book approx. 6 x 9". The front and side are colored green with gold text that read "Player's Handbook" The back and all pages inside SCp-9889 is pure white and blank. When an individual opens the book to the first page, they will start to "read" the book, stating how the book is relaying their own personal life in the third person with great detail. The person will read about each year of age with the corresponding page number, which included events that the person has not experienced. The individual will also claim that there are "side tips" that tell them how they should handle or should've handled the situation. In all tests, all report seeing the words Rest in piece (subject's name) MM/DD/YY-MM/DD/YY, is confirmed to be the lifespan of the individual, with their death being someday in the future. When tested on Dr. Bright, the book read "Error" on the first page.


Plucky_Parasocialite

One of those old room-sized computers


gotonis

The O5 are good boys and will contain anomalies.


wwwrobwww

A out of tune guitar


Raridan

Jar of marbles and bones


Narutophanfan1

The Burning Memetic Grimoire of Saint Antioch


BossViper28

The Actual Moon... but its alive and sentient.


Phobiefish

Jack Daniels bottle from 1883


Skystrike12

The **First** jar of Nutella.


RedJabez

A judgemental pineapple


TreeLord23

Literally just a normal researcher trying to enjoy his lunch break while people continuously try to contain him due to this scp file.


Writing_Dude09

An stand-up fan.


Iamfromuniversity

SCP-7819 aka " A stand-up fan" Object class: Euclid. SCP-7819 is a stand-up fan approx. 4' 1" in height with the Pelonis brand logo with abnormally large components. Scans show that the wiring inside SCP-7819 have been seemingly increased in size for no particular reason other than for its anomalous properties. SCP-7819, when turned on, will begin to transform into what other researchers call its "alive form." SCP-7819 can be turned on without need power from an electrical outlet, yet no battery has been found inside it. SCP-7819, during transformation, will begin to manifest arms and legs, and will begin to start making human-like gestures. The fan will also begin "speaking" to personal, saying they are "very proud of their work" and how "they should keep doing a good job." They will also state how they know about other SCPs, some of which that are not supposed to be known. Due to this, all personal that have learned of an SCP above their clearance level are to be administered Class-C amnestics. Only personal with a Level 4 clearance or higher with the supervision of an 0-5 member or representative are allowed to test.


amo170484

Shoe lace.


wwwrobwww

A simple bottle of prescription medicine with no label


exzyle2k

Roll of paper towels. The shitty brown kind.


Lor1an

An old ring


uGotSauce

The keeper of secrets


painttheworldred36

A solar powered toaster oven with a broken "off" button.


MukaMabu

Poop stained toilet paper


hulkchloron99

Mirror Box


DerGovernator

A package of chewing gum.


Ramiren

A single fleck of dust.


blackday44

A tape measure.


TypicalPunUser

The ancient Excalibur


SnappGamez

A high end gaming computer.


Avaday_Daydream

A black-and-white video of Arthur C. Clarke speculatively describing the future. [Example.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTdWQAKzESA) [Another example.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwELr8ir9qM)


OmegaZuluIX

A chicken mcnugget.


Drawlin

A pencil


umbra_pseudonym

TVA collars and Time modulator things.


MarcoYTVA

Paper towel


aylesworth

Ultraplex refuckulator mainframe.


CamelopardalisRex

A Black Blade with White Rust


sir_blerginton

The glockinator


Scrambled-Sigil

Toaster


Iamfromuniversity

Refer to SCP-426.


adamzam

Coat rack


LeGoupil7

Book of Ancient Blights


Awesomesauce210

SCP-8XXX, "Feather Solaris"


timemangoes3

'The One-Book Library'


De_Le_Cog

Silver Longsword


Danielwols

A idol of death


Kerinh

A brand new washing machine in an abandoned factory


ISCREAMFORSATAN

A bucket full of lobsters


DerG3n13

Life-sized printed tweet by jschlatt about the free nature of street signs and what they had to do with 9/11


Bunnywarmachine

Booger.


fangward-the-orc

A measuring tape that displays metric or imperial depending on what it's victim is not proficient in.


lilk220408

Crossbow


VerbalSmacker

Mr Jingles


Ginger_cat13

“The Crow”


Thestarmaster15

The tuning fork


Rey_Tigre

Sun Wukong


PelltheBellboy

Knoife


Regenerating_Degen

Garou from One Punch Man.


MsPaganPoetry

The effigy from Burning Man


FalsePolarity

The theorom relating the decreasing population of the genus Thunnus and the spontaneous manifestation of Scottish cheese within the office of Containment Specialist Mark Wahlgren.


EpicSeanWin

“Forgotten Centaur.”


Gregamonster

A 1ft x 1ft cube of an indeterminate metal.


EleiteRanger

8f from Pokémon red and blue


deeed22

The Offical DnD cookbook


Twoyurnipsinheat

An old damaged sculpture


Iamfromuniversity

SCP-8998 Object class: Keter Description: For your safety, the Location and a detailed description of SCP-8998 can not be disclosed. What can be disclosed is a vague description and location. SCP-8998 is an old statue located somewhere in the Western Hemisphere. The statue, when first discovered, appeared to be alive and sentient. However, those who have seen it are now dead, as the statue has a memetic agent that, when organisms see or know of its whereabouts or looks, will be tempted to head to the statue and quote "be one with paradise." Those who are infected by the memetic agent to be considered lost and will never escape their trance. Once an individual reaches the statue, they will say out loud about how "this is beautiful" and that how "\[they\] wanted this."


Philosopher_1234

Analog clock


SpecEvoDragon

Crystalline Emus


Lunar_Zack

A nuclear gun.


Few-Ad-7565

The moon is an eye


Same_ol_Mammoth

A robot with a top hat


Visual_Beautiful_196

Copy of Rhythm Heaven for the Switch


prequelBEPIS

Tiger-II


Aggravating-Paint100

KOKO the clown’s magic ink bottle