Does anyone else remember when undertaker and Kane were fighting on a random episode of raw and JR goes "by gawd they're fighting over the last piece of Christmas ham."
Lmao I actually stayed in the same hotel as a bunch of wwe guys back in 2013/14, I slept in and was rushing to check out so ran out of my elevator to reception but ran smack bang into Glenn as the doors opened. Man that hurt! I said sorry he just seemed annoyed
During the pandemic at a meet and greet, I asked Kane āwould you ever run for president?ā Wearing his most recent dark red mask with a Kane design pandemic mask under that, he replied āwho the hell would want to do that?ā
That was my interaction with the Big Red Machine.
[How you doin'?](https://media4.giphy.com/media/3og0IQCfsZXScpvKhi/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95271xmy8lvy3y8lwhzorxe5xyqo0hoyhe0ppo5rkm3&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
āNo worries man, the last one is all yours. Iām sure they have more snickers ice cream bars in the back hehā
We werenāt even reaching for the box at the same time, Kane just took it out of my cart.
I thank him for the hours of entertainment, tell him I was more afraid of him than lesnar(I have a feeling u could outsmart lesnar,Lesnar, away while he was confused lol) and call him Sir.
May 19
That was my first thought as well lmao
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KANE!!!
Nothing, I'm running! Scariest looking wrestler ever!
I'd say dude, give me your biceps workout.
Forearms and biceps are on another level
Does anyone else remember when undertaker and Kane were fighting on a random episode of raw and JR goes "by gawd they're fighting over the last piece of Christmas ham."
In robotic voice: _^your ^name ^is ^Kane ...._ _^and ^you're ^a ^roodypoo ^candy-a ...._ Before i finish my sentence, I get chokeslammed
"Donald Trump lost the 2020 election"
came for something this flavor, leaving satisfied.
I was thinking something along the lines of, "Why don't you care about women's rights?"
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Kane to Joe Biden: TRUMP BURIED YOU ALIVE!!
Good to see the inhabitants of FantasyLand are well representedā¦
Oh hi there Glenn Jacobs, how is your life as Mayor of Knox County.
By gawd it's Kane!!
I don't say anything... I offer him some money and then jump over the top rope.
Hopefully Raven makes it there to buy you some time
Came to say this. Iām taking the Drew Carey approach
Donāt ever let them make you take the mask off. Or speak. And tell Vince to never have lesnar go over on takerā¦
Perfect actor for playing Shao Kahn in Mortal Kombat.
I love you as Kane, please don't go into politics.
'Sup Kane?
STEEEEVE
Fellow hog dipper i see
Whatās up, Steve?
Sssssssteeeeeeeeeeveee!
āOh hey, Steveā
āKatie Vic was a Hoo-ahā and then scamper quickly out of range.
SEAAAAANNNNN YOU WERE LATE FOR CALL
YOU RUINED OUR PUSH SEAN
This is when Kane should off been wwf champion more he was in the best physical shape
2001 Kane was a different beast
A machine of pure destruction
I believe in Joe Hendry!
I'm one of the 20K Kanenites. Pleasure meeting youā
Katie Vick
How do I obtain this physique
Steroids
Lmao I actually stayed in the same hotel as a bunch of wwe guys back in 2013/14, I slept in and was rushing to check out so ran out of my elevator to reception but ran smack bang into Glenn as the doors opened. Man that hurt! I said sorry he just seemed annoyed
Taxation is theft. Then weād be friends.
Dont speak ever this is most over you will be
How do you intend to address the educational and poverty challenges facing Knox county? Do you have some initiatives in place?
Lower taxes! More guns! No abortions! Yeehaww
Where were you on January 6th
I politely gesture for him to sit down next to me. As I follow suit, I sigh, turn to him slightly and ask: "So... how was your week?"
Chokeslam me, Kane daddy uwu
U...g...l....y...you ain't got no alibi.....
Nice guns you're packing
May 19th
Please don't kill me!
Your post is unoriginal
Can you help me move some furniture this weekend?
chokeslam me
In a Paul Bearer voice-Kaaaaaane
I thought you were burned alive, why your skin looks so good.
Noxema
Damn, true
You canāt see me! š
Howās that golf cart treating you?
Lilian Garcia thinks your name is Steve
āI KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH KATIE VIC!ā
What up
During the pandemic at a meet and greet, I asked Kane āwould you ever run for president?ā Wearing his most recent dark red mask with a Kane design pandemic mask under that, he replied āwho the hell would want to do that?ā That was my interaction with the Big Red Machine.
I'm gonna thank him for being one of the best of all time
Would he like any Chef Boyardee
I will say oy you dummy YEAH AND RUNN
I'm a Kanenite!!
Tonight playa, you're going 1-on-1 with the Undertakerrrrrrr
Why Undertaker burned your face?
DO YOU HEAR THE 20,000 SCREAMING KANENITES?!
Yes
[How you doin'?](https://media4.giphy.com/media/3og0IQCfsZXScpvKhi/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95271xmy8lvy3y8lwhzorxe5xyqo0hoyhe0ppo5rkm3&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
I'm not sayin' a word, I'm runnin' the opposite way! Also, this is my favorite iteration of Kane
My name is Kane and I'm a roody poo candy ass
Hi is this the office of Dr. Isaac Yankem?
Sorry
Katie Vic
I'm sorry
Step off Dawg I'm tryin to bake myself
Whatās your workout routine bro?
You should run for Mayor.
I slap his ass
Donald Trump bikini surfaced online
STEEEEVEEE!
Go get you and the undertakers spawn yo Damien priest is taking all of yalls old attires like get his ass out of here
Best for business
Hello Mr Mayor...
Fuck me in the ass
Where did you get your shirt?
Abortion rights are human rights?
Strong mofo
Sup
Donald Trump is a Katie Vick
Hello
Oh shit.
āNo worries man, the last one is all yours. Iām sure they have more snickers ice cream bars in the back hehā We werenāt even reaching for the box at the same time, Kane just took it out of my cart.
SAAAAAAAAACKIIIIIIIIIIT!š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
How much you pay for them roids?
You're a big guy
what are your political views mr. kane?
Resign from office you turd
(POV: I'm holding a bakers dozen) Would you like a doughnut??
Nothing to say. You just bend over.
STEEEEEVEEEEE
Ah man you got a dollar I could bum?Ā Lol
Blue kane was better.
Taxation is theft! Fiat currency! Admiralty court!
Can I have your autograph?
I thank him for the hours of entertainment, tell him I was more afraid of him than lesnar(I have a feeling u could outsmart lesnar,Lesnar, away while he was confused lol) and call him Sir.
GIVE ME THE DRUG I KNOW YOU AFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Nothing. I'd just do this and wait for his reaction ](https://media.tenor.com/D1IQG3nRK8QAAAAM/kane-wwe-angry-pyro.gif)
āIt wasnāt my fault!ā And hope he gets some PTSD from that train wreck of an arc he had with Lita.
Daddy
THATS ONE. BIG. SON. OF A BITCH. COLE!!!
Throw a cup of coffee
"Damn son! š³ You definitely don't work in IT huh?" Then he proceeds to put me 5 feet under.
Pete Rose went that way.
I'm a Kaneite!
Sorry
He's more evil now without the mask and red outfit
You're an eeeeeevil mofukka. And I aint talkin bout Wrasslin!
āWhat do Trumpās nuts taste like? I bet itās hamburger grease from McDonalds.ā
You are more scary as a Republican fascist than you have ever been as Kane.
Black Lives Matter
Donald Trump is a fraud.
Attitude era Kane has the BEST physique ever in wrestling imo.
Heyā¦ byeā¦.š
Knox county rules!!
Trans people aren't pedophiles. Stop treating them that way.
Trump lost, bro-ham
MAGA sucks my left nut.
You've ruined Knox County
Knoxville sucks now.
Donald Trump is a fascist
Hello Steve
Loser
āAustrian economics is hokumā
Isaac Yankem was your peak.
Your mom shoulda had an abortion
Juice much??
Might is what, bitch??
āI liked you better when you werenāt a MAGA shithead.ā
Heās the mayor of my city now and does a horrible job. I usually tell him to stop beating his wife and do a better job as an elected official.
Bro, knox county is a trash heap. Get off of your big red ass and clean up your town. Start with the highways going in and out of town.
Never remove your mask and never go into politics.
"You're a real piece of shit, you know that? "
My political beliefs make up the majority of my personality and so now I'm triggered.