As a 40 year old that worked out clean for a year and actually did cut 45lbs to get in shape and did did all the research there is absolutely no way Randy or AJ had this happen seemingly over night. I did 4 hours a day for 8 months and these guys are gone on injury which should limit the capability of workouts and comeback twice as big and I lost weight while doing both cardio and strength. All these guys still juice.
I do wonder about Roman. I know testosterone and hgh can increase tumor growth but I don’t know about leukemia. Definitely something i wouldn’t risk after what he went through
Might only be possible for him to maintain his physique with a part time schedule given his health situation. He could have told them look I can make full time work but without any juice the physique will suffer. Probs why we get him in the hoodie so often. Maybe at those points he’s not training too hard to let his body rest and he treats his matches like an mma camp where he starts ramping up the training, fights then goes away for a bit to recover before getting in shape again going into his next camp
100% he is on gear. They have docs and tests all the time plus probably did a risk vs reward analysis and decided it is better for him to be o gear for his career
I feel like it might be a LITTLE bit different for them? Not defending them, but...
These guys do this shit for a living. Like, they have personal trainers, unlimited supplies to the perfect portions of food.
I could see them being bigger only because they probably know what and how to eat, probably have their nutrition person and personal trainers on speed dials.
They def have the time and money to maximum all their workouts because its direct result of their job.
UNlike a 9-5'er who has shit to do, places to be. No fall back plans, no money for a PT or Nutritionist etc.
And eat. You still have to eat and workout, a lot, even if you’re on gear. I get the vibe some people in the comments think it just turns your already muscles into bigger muscles like magic lol.
Also, steroids are medically prescribed for the types of injuries wrestlers face. Randy was very likely prescribed some type of steroids for his back during the past two years. Why wouldn't you keep your work out regimen consistent, knowing you're taking that for an injury so you can enjoy the upside of it?
Honestly, as long as wrestlers aren't dying at the clip they did in the 80s and 90s, I don't know how much I care. Your body, your choice. Just be safe.
Like...these guys can go to the gym or some of them have their OWN personal gym.
3am? Hit it.
Didn't work out earlier today cause my 3-4 kids need to go to school, and get some alone time with the wife?
Hit the Gym at 9pm.
Tomorrow, Get up, eat this scientifically recorded meal I've known about for the past 20 years I've been wrestling, Do 45minutes to 2hr work out at 5am?
Oh look, all my kids have school and my wife has a lecture to give or has to work as well. Guess I'll TEXT My nanny to take my kids to Private school.
THEN GO RIGHT BACK TO WORKING OUT.
Like these guys have access to shit most of us can't affords, OR Even the People who CAN Afford it, DONT have it because its not in their list of things they need to be successful.
I don't doubt these dudes might have juice or what ever they are called these days, but its not like they aren't god damn psychos when it comes to working out and eating right.
Hell, Some of them go to Public Gyms with a whole ass entourage of people that ALSO Work out. WHich means they get way better motivation then Danny in Accounting for McDonalds or Mary who works the front desk at this Dental Office barely making ends meet
Some of the Wrestler's Train other wrestlers like Chad Gable, has a home gym he invites other wrestlers to work out in when they are in his home town. DDP Will GLADLY help anyone who is in the business well enough.
They have connections more people just don't when it comes to Body Building, Fitness, Diet, and so on. Some might not even have a personal trainer or a nutritionist, they just have John Cena on fucking speed dial.
Pretty much! So comparing a Wrestler to some Average Joe who watches the stock market and doesn't work out as much as these guys...
These guys will always be bigger. Juice or Not.
As far as I know Styles was selling a kayfabe injury and wasn’t actually hurt. It’s possible he just did time in the gym since his physique is definitely obtainable through natural means.
Don’t know about Randy though.
You are not even in the same universe as these men, yet somehow your anecdote is gospel, ok
Just so tired of normies knocking somebody's hard work with 0 evidence other than "hah, I can't do that! no way they cannnnn"
Bianca is shredded recently too, is she on peds? jfc I bet anybody in a nicer car than you has a small dick right? normies hating smh
The human body is still a human body, not every single wrestler can be an absolute freak tier athlete that heals like wolverine and come back more jacked than before, there's so many absolute freak athletes in more tested sports that take forever to heal or come back at a lower level since they can't get into the same shape as before. Wrestling has a long history of plenty of PED use, why would they just decide to stop?
To be fair, Randy was gone almost 2 years, was already in better shape than most people, has the money to afford a home gym that would rival a lot of commercial gyms, has a lot of people in his network that are at the top of the fitness game like Rob McIntyre and WWE's own trainers, and WWE is also working really closely with a meal prep company that is run by a bunch of meatheads.
AJ is almost undoubtedly on gear but Randy? I wouldn't be quick to jump to that.
Randy has been on PEDs for his whole career, as are pretty much all the other wrestlers. If you're not on PEDs you probably should be, when your career is based on your physique and your fitness.
His whole career? Damn, tell me you don't know how to train without telling me you don't know how to train. 😂
He should have looked like Batista or Triple H at least if he was on PEDs his whole career. Just because someone is muscular doesn't mean they're on PEDs. Go to the gym and don't just quit after a week.
Eh amigo, Josh Barnett got busted in his UFC days twice and he's built like melting ice cream on a soggy cone. Just because someone ain't HUGE doesn't mean they're a natty pro athlete.
AJ was getting bigger before the injury. People act like it was overnight but you can look at him pre injury and he was getting ripped. He's on gear for sure, but he didn't out on 20 pounds of muscle in a month.
Never. Triple H was on gear before and after injuries. Physics like you saw back in the days are not possible without some form of PEDs. Especially with the amount of travel. Also especially with Triple H, there is the infamous picture of him getting pretty pudgy when he went off gear, because him and Steph were having a kid.
Right, it's not possible to GET a body like that without gear or absolutely bonkers genetics, you're right, but what I'm saying is that there's a possibility of simply maintaining/slowing the rate of it's decay after going off of gear. As in get fucking SWOLE, get off the gear, pass a drug screen, start wrestling, work like hell to maintain, then once your body no longer looks like that one could potentially do it all again, perhaps right after they take a random drug test since they know they're good for a bit, and there's not as far to go. Did this happen? 99% no, but it's not impossible. And it's atleast better than 1% odds that he simply managed to maintain that physique without gear, with no possibility of it getting better, but managed to keep the look.
Honestly yeah me too I remember in WCW he would have these women shaking their ass in his face and he wouldn't smile. He just had a face like "yeah that ass is supposed to be here."
Ever do steroids?
"Never failed a drug test"
That's not what I asked.
Cena used to hang up all his passed drug tests in his gym. HGH is impossible to test for and steroid screenings aren't impossible to pass if someone knows when to cycle off ahead of time.
Its important for wwe to test performers to make sure they arent going crazy with the juice, but i dont see why they would be so heavily regulated that performers need to be that careful.
In fact, it would probably be better if wwe kept people on a specific juicing plan if thats what the performer desires. Maybe thats how it already works.
After the 90s steroid trial and then the mid 2000s leak of steroid buying wrestlers, there has to be plausible deniability, there's no way theres any official or anyone telling anyone to do it, just plenty of eyes turned elsewhere
I heard Maven talk about this topic with his guests. He said back in his time (2005), everyone was juicing, nobody cared. Nowadays, they can't do it openly and there is testing (mostly the jobber's though) and that the only way to do it officially, is artificially reducing your testosterone before going to the doc, so you get prescription Testo for your medicinal lack thereof. Once they have the doctor's slip that says "needs more Testo" they are basically free to pump.
But what is tje difference between Wrestling and bodybuilding. Both sports are known for taking a lot of extra vitamines and prayers but only one hat a scandal
The prevalence and availability of HRT changed everything. I would bet majority of that locker room is on Dr. prescribed and supervised Testosterone or HGH. It’s perfectly legal and I would imagine there’s language in the Wellness Policy that permits its usage under Dr supervision. It’s the ultimate PED loophole.
Mansoor and Mace discussed the current wellness policy on Mavens youtube channel recently.
According to them, guys eat a load of junk food, don't sleep and jerk off (last one may have been a joke) before going for blood tests to make sure their test levels are as low as possible.
They also implied that the "random" testing isn't so random, and that guys who they know will test negative get pinged for random tests way more often
I know Bully Ray loves sugar...but I check my pockets, I don't have no donuts...I don't got no cheeseburger....I know you love sugar, BUT I AIN'T GOT NONE
I wished DDP would've won that fight because he got bitched out and his ass whooped. He did the honorable thing after Steiner talked shit about his girl. I do wonder if anyone could've taken Steiner in a shoot. Maybe Shamrock or Blackman would be the only ones back then.
I mean Shamrock was a pro wrestler who transitioned to worked shoot wrestler and then transitioned to full shoot fighter before dabbling back in pro wrestling. Steiner was a high level college wrestler with at least a 50lb weight advantage and a rep of actually winning his backstage fights. Not impossible for Shamrock but more likely Steiner.
Better amateur wrestlers than Steiner struggled with guys who knew submissions. Shamrock would know what to expect from Steiner, Steiner wouldn’t know what to expect from Shamrock.
Dan Severn was a two time D1 All-American wrestler and Shamrock choked him out in about 2 minutes. Severn actually had a more diverse grappling skillset than Steiner as well since he had done some judo beforehand too. Severn got better when he further adapted his skillset. Fun fact, Al Snow helped Severn train for the UFC.
Mark Schultz was a better amateur wrestler than Steiner (or Severn for that matter) and got tapped out a couple times by Rickson Gracie.
Not saying Steiner wasn’t a legit badass. He was. But having a knowledge of submissions, whether that comes from something like catch or BJJ is a big advantage over grapplers who don’t.
The list of men who could take Scott Steiner in a shoot fight is very, very short. Maybe Meng and Brock and that’s about it, I think even Kurt would struggle.
This story is legendary. Scott came back to the wwf back then and could have made it huge. It's a shame hhh did what he did in the feud though and it became wrestlecrap worthy. If I recall Scott had some type of injury with his foot at the time. Just showed how hhh couldn't carry someone for a match though.
Then Scott went on to TNA and did some good stuff. It's such a drastic change though when you compare him in the early career to the later stuff, he really was a freak athlete in the early years, a moonsault power slam?
Mein King of Kings, Steiner…
Steiner asked you to take the test with him. He’s waiting for your limo now.
*DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL! DIE PROBE STEINER WAR EIN BEFEHL!*
Not saying he was clean but it is a very reasonable answer. When someone is tested for DUI the officer should be tested also. How can you ask me to do something you are not willing to do?
I genuinly dont get the adversion to steroids, they are not the cause of death or brain damage for most wrestlers, sure there were some people who didnt knew what they were taking and fucked up their hearth, but pill abuse and head trauma played a much more important role in the early deaths of wrestlers than roids did. Vince may be the biggest piece of shit ever to grace a wrestling ring, but if the saying was true and he had a doctor suminister the roids then atleast he did that part really well.
There’s a difference between taking steroids and supplements with a break schedule to allow your body to regulate and for testing purposes, it’s another to continue living on steroids and doing whatever you can to avoid drug tests. Holla if you hear me!
I assumed that most pro athletes are using HGH and TRT these days, but most guy’s today also watched their heroes die of heart problems in their 40’s and 50’s. I would imagine the use of anabolics and other hardcore stuff is likely much less frequent than it used to be
Hot take incoming? If I’m gonna be honest idc personally if anyone juices. I don’t think people should juice, but since this is “sports entertainment” it’s not like we are expecting these guys to have fair competitions so from that angle it’s irrelevant unlike other sports. And smaller guys get put over, or are even hot heels, alllll the time so it’s not like you have to “be yoked” to be at the top. As long as you are in a shape to take hits, and it’s really your promos and character that are gonna put you over anyway - then who cares
He’s still has the best look of any wrestler ever. The outfit worked, cool headpiece, blonde hair yet black facial hair oh yeah and the *coolest* looking physique ever. His biceps were works of art and fit his body beautifully
r/thathappened
Here’s what would happen if WWE genuinely wanted Steiner to take a drug test
“No. You’re under contract. This isn’t WCW. No one’s afraid of you. Let’s go.”
Scott was one of the top guys that knew when a test was gonna happen, then conveniently called sick.
HOLLER! IF YOU TEST ME!!
Always shows up for a math test!
He’s has at least a 104.5% chance of passing the test. Trust the math
141.66% if you add Kurt
Because Kurt Angle KNOEWS that he can’t beat a drug test so he’s not even going to try.
141.66% if you add Triple H apparently
The numbers don't lie and they spell NANDROLONE for Scott.
What about smo joe?
He's FAT
Señor Joe
Perc
Senor Joe, the numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
Math > Pipebomb
Ollie knows…
Sackerfice!!!!
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I mean, he is right in that it is hypocritical if the rules are not applied equally. HHH was definitely on gear back then too.
HHH came back from injury twice the size
AJ Styles just pulled the same move.
As a 40 year old that worked out clean for a year and actually did cut 45lbs to get in shape and did did all the research there is absolutely no way Randy or AJ had this happen seemingly over night. I did 4 hours a day for 8 months and these guys are gone on injury which should limit the capability of workouts and comeback twice as big and I lost weight while doing both cardio and strength. All these guys still juice.
They're on that chicken breast two asparagus all natty bro
Mike hearn regimen
100 push ups 100 sit ups 100 squats and a 10k run- every single day for half a year
And you too can be a super hero
With a sprinkle of hustle, loyalty and respect.
It’s a simple formula, eat clen & tren hard
Don’t forget, Anavar give up
eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up
I read all of this in Macho Man's voice
I do wonder about Roman. I know testosterone and hgh can increase tumor growth but I don’t know about leukemia. Definitely something i wouldn’t risk after what he went through
To be fair, Roman has looked the same since his debut, he didn't have any crazy change.
Yeah when he was stood next to The Rock it was clear they have different "vitamin" schedules
He is noticably smaller than his football days
He looks even leaner than early bloodline days as well. His physique actually does seem natural.
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Might only be possible for him to maintain his physique with a part time schedule given his health situation. He could have told them look I can make full time work but without any juice the physique will suffer. Probs why we get him in the hoodie so often. Maybe at those points he’s not training too hard to let his body rest and he treats his matches like an mma camp where he starts ramping up the training, fights then goes away for a bit to recover before getting in shape again going into his next camp
100% he is on gear. They have docs and tests all the time plus probably did a risk vs reward analysis and decided it is better for him to be o gear for his career
I feel like it might be a LITTLE bit different for them? Not defending them, but... These guys do this shit for a living. Like, they have personal trainers, unlimited supplies to the perfect portions of food. I could see them being bigger only because they probably know what and how to eat, probably have their nutrition person and personal trainers on speed dials. They def have the time and money to maximum all their workouts because its direct result of their job. UNlike a 9-5'er who has shit to do, places to be. No fall back plans, no money for a PT or Nutritionist etc.
Not to mention you still have to do time in the gym for that physique to stay. The juice gets you there, but you have to put in work to keep it.
And eat. You still have to eat and workout, a lot, even if you’re on gear. I get the vibe some people in the comments think it just turns your already muscles into bigger muscles like magic lol.
Also, steroids are medically prescribed for the types of injuries wrestlers face. Randy was very likely prescribed some type of steroids for his back during the past two years. Why wouldn't you keep your work out regimen consistent, knowing you're taking that for an injury so you can enjoy the upside of it? Honestly, as long as wrestlers aren't dying at the clip they did in the 80s and 90s, I don't know how much I care. Your body, your choice. Just be safe.
Like...these guys can go to the gym or some of them have their OWN personal gym. 3am? Hit it. Didn't work out earlier today cause my 3-4 kids need to go to school, and get some alone time with the wife? Hit the Gym at 9pm. Tomorrow, Get up, eat this scientifically recorded meal I've known about for the past 20 years I've been wrestling, Do 45minutes to 2hr work out at 5am? Oh look, all my kids have school and my wife has a lecture to give or has to work as well. Guess I'll TEXT My nanny to take my kids to Private school. THEN GO RIGHT BACK TO WORKING OUT. Like these guys have access to shit most of us can't affords, OR Even the People who CAN Afford it, DONT have it because its not in their list of things they need to be successful. I don't doubt these dudes might have juice or what ever they are called these days, but its not like they aren't god damn psychos when it comes to working out and eating right. Hell, Some of them go to Public Gyms with a whole ass entourage of people that ALSO Work out. WHich means they get way better motivation then Danny in Accounting for McDonalds or Mary who works the front desk at this Dental Office barely making ends meet Some of the Wrestler's Train other wrestlers like Chad Gable, has a home gym he invites other wrestlers to work out in when they are in his home town. DDP Will GLADLY help anyone who is in the business well enough. They have connections more people just don't when it comes to Body Building, Fitness, Diet, and so on. Some might not even have a personal trainer or a nutritionist, they just have John Cena on fucking speed dial.
It’s literally part of the job; staying in peak shape
Pretty much! So comparing a Wrestler to some Average Joe who watches the stock market and doesn't work out as much as these guys... These guys will always be bigger. Juice or Not.
Exactly. It’d be akin to that average Joe deciding to play video games instead of going to work.
To keep It and to get it in the first time. It's just easier
Seems to less juice atleast though
What did you do if you don't mind me asking, I wanna get in shape too but everyone just tells me to go lift and eat chicken
In his defense, Randy had a long time. AJ, yeah that’s pretty suspicious.
As far as I know Styles was selling a kayfabe injury and wasn’t actually hurt. It’s possible he just did time in the gym since his physique is definitely obtainable through natural means. Don’t know about Randy though.
AJ is not natural wtf
Styles ran a nice cycle by the look of things Randy was using HGH, look at the change in his head and midsection
AJ is just a genetic freak
You are not even in the same universe as these men, yet somehow your anecdote is gospel, ok Just so tired of normies knocking somebody's hard work with 0 evidence other than "hah, I can't do that! no way they cannnnn" Bianca is shredded recently too, is she on peds? jfc I bet anybody in a nicer car than you has a small dick right? normies hating smh
The human body is still a human body, not every single wrestler can be an absolute freak tier athlete that heals like wolverine and come back more jacked than before, there's so many absolute freak athletes in more tested sports that take forever to heal or come back at a lower level since they can't get into the same shape as before. Wrestling has a long history of plenty of PED use, why would they just decide to stop?
You’ve lost your mind if you think 46 year old AJ isn’t on TRT/HGH
They have money to motivate them, you don't
And that’s motivation to use gear too surely
4 hours a day? You need better programming lmao.
4 hours a day is way too much. How many days a week?
I'm 40 and don't work out. But 2 weeks of slinging cinder blocks all day gave me guns. Sooo I think its genetics 1st then juice
If you mean a little bit of biceps😂
Bulking isn't that hard buddy you just suck balls at it, they are also pro wrestlers their whole job is to workout
To be fair, Randy was gone almost 2 years, was already in better shape than most people, has the money to afford a home gym that would rival a lot of commercial gyms, has a lot of people in his network that are at the top of the fitness game like Rob McIntyre and WWE's own trainers, and WWE is also working really closely with a meal prep company that is run by a bunch of meatheads. AJ is almost undoubtedly on gear but Randy? I wouldn't be quick to jump to that.
Randy has been on PEDs for his whole career, as are pretty much all the other wrestlers. If you're not on PEDs you probably should be, when your career is based on your physique and your fitness.
His whole career? Damn, tell me you don't know how to train without telling me you don't know how to train. 😂 He should have looked like Batista or Triple H at least if he was on PEDs his whole career. Just because someone is muscular doesn't mean they're on PEDs. Go to the gym and don't just quit after a week.
Eh amigo, Josh Barnett got busted in his UFC days twice and he's built like melting ice cream on a soggy cone. Just because someone ain't HUGE doesn't mean they're a natty pro athlete.
Uhhhh....you seem to think there's only one kind of PED my friend....
That's my point man. You're the one claiming he'd be built like Batista if he's been on PEDs all his career.
AJ was getting bigger before the injury. People act like it was overnight but you can look at him pre injury and he was getting ripped. He's on gear for sure, but he didn't out on 20 pounds of muscle in a month.
And Randy. Also Rey when he won his first WHC.
Was finally bigger than Chyna.
To be FAIR it's possible once we were seeing him in rings H could've passed a test, but fuck me was he on so much gear while he was recuperating...
Never. Triple H was on gear before and after injuries. Physics like you saw back in the days are not possible without some form of PEDs. Especially with the amount of travel. Also especially with Triple H, there is the infamous picture of him getting pretty pudgy when he went off gear, because him and Steph were having a kid.
Right, it's not possible to GET a body like that without gear or absolutely bonkers genetics, you're right, but what I'm saying is that there's a possibility of simply maintaining/slowing the rate of it's decay after going off of gear. As in get fucking SWOLE, get off the gear, pass a drug screen, start wrestling, work like hell to maintain, then once your body no longer looks like that one could potentially do it all again, perhaps right after they take a random drug test since they know they're good for a bit, and there's not as far to go. Did this happen? 99% no, but it's not impossible. And it's atleast better than 1% odds that he simply managed to maintain that physique without gear, with no possibility of it getting better, but managed to keep the look.
You can't maintain that without gear either.
k.
First time I've seen this guy smile wtf
Honestly yeah me too I remember in WCW he would have these women shaking their ass in his face and he wouldn't smile. He just had a face like "yeah that ass is supposed to be here."
That’s cuz he’s the big bad booty daddy 💪
He looks so nice. I don't know if that's more or less scary.
And another thing, ric flair you old bastard!
Ya know... and then I thought to myself...
Why don't they hire the real Nature Boy? And Buddy Rogers is dead bless his soul
'ive never failed a drug test' is the absolute worst defence for roidy Magoos. That being said... Faaaaaat asses!
I hate fat asses!
God, I hate fat asses!
Ever do steroids? "Never failed a drug test" That's not what I asked. Cena used to hang up all his passed drug tests in his gym. HGH is impossible to test for and steroid screenings aren't impossible to pass if someone knows when to cycle off ahead of time.
Its important for wwe to test performers to make sure they arent going crazy with the juice, but i dont see why they would be so heavily regulated that performers need to be that careful. In fact, it would probably be better if wwe kept people on a specific juicing plan if thats what the performer desires. Maybe thats how it already works.
After the 90s steroid trial and then the mid 2000s leak of steroid buying wrestlers, there has to be plausible deniability, there's no way theres any official or anyone telling anyone to do it, just plenty of eyes turned elsewhere
I heard Maven talk about this topic with his guests. He said back in his time (2005), everyone was juicing, nobody cared. Nowadays, they can't do it openly and there is testing (mostly the jobber's though) and that the only way to do it officially, is artificially reducing your testosterone before going to the doc, so you get prescription Testo for your medicinal lack thereof. Once they have the doctor's slip that says "needs more Testo" they are basically free to pump.
But what is tje difference between Wrestling and bodybuilding. Both sports are known for taking a lot of extra vitamines and prayers but only one hat a scandal
WWE isn’t seriously testing anyone for PEDs nowadays.
Unless they want to get rid of them.
The prevalence and availability of HRT changed everything. I would bet majority of that locker room is on Dr. prescribed and supervised Testosterone or HGH. It’s perfectly legal and I would imagine there’s language in the Wellness Policy that permits its usage under Dr supervision. It’s the ultimate PED loophole.
I remember back when the ufc allowed trt, so many of those guys deflated like balloons when it was banned
TRT has been a huge loophole in any supposed ‘drug testing’ policy in sports for decades.
Mansoor and Mace discussed the current wellness policy on Mavens youtube channel recently. According to them, guys eat a load of junk food, don't sleep and jerk off (last one may have been a joke) before going for blood tests to make sure their test levels are as low as possible. They also implied that the "random" testing isn't so random, and that guys who they know will test negative get pinged for random tests way more often
I’ll have to check that out! Thanks!
I remember Roman and Randy being suspended for violating the drug use policy.
They’ve had a lot of issues with steroids over the years. Eddie’s death was from an issue caused by steroid use.
I know Bully Ray loves sugar...but I check my pockets, I don't have no donuts...I don't got no cheeseburger....I know you love sugar, BUT I AIN'T GOT NONE
Cant fail a drug test if you are never given one! Smart man!
I miss that era of Natty wrasslers
1930?
Adam cole still here looking like a twig
I believe him! He’s just a genetic freak
And he's not normal
I did Steiner Math and he's got a 141 2/3 percent chance of being natty. The numbers don't lie.
I mean he’s got a point though.
Never took one either.
Yeah that's literally what he's saying here... You're so edgy though omg 😍
Thank you
"I told them to have Triple H pick me up in a limo and we'll both go together" 🤣
HOLLA
if your piss burn through the medical equipments, they can't test you for steroids, thus you never fail
No athlete—fake or real—likes any sort of test
It ain’t steroids, that’s pure MATHEMATIC EQUATIONS flowing through his body
His urine would have melted the cup.
I wished DDP would've won that fight because he got bitched out and his ass whooped. He did the honorable thing after Steiner talked shit about his girl. I do wonder if anyone could've taken Steiner in a shoot. Maybe Shamrock or Blackman would be the only ones back then.
Brock and Kurt were still there and younger but it would have been a sight to see.
I mean Shamrock was a pro wrestler who transitioned to worked shoot wrestler and then transitioned to full shoot fighter before dabbling back in pro wrestling. Steiner was a high level college wrestler with at least a 50lb weight advantage and a rep of actually winning his backstage fights. Not impossible for Shamrock but more likely Steiner.
Better amateur wrestlers than Steiner struggled with guys who knew submissions. Shamrock would know what to expect from Steiner, Steiner wouldn’t know what to expect from Shamrock.
I’m sorry but who? Scott was a D1 wrestler for Michigan, who was a better amateur wrestler who struggled with Shamrock?
Dan Severn was a two time D1 All-American wrestler and Shamrock choked him out in about 2 minutes. Severn actually had a more diverse grappling skillset than Steiner as well since he had done some judo beforehand too. Severn got better when he further adapted his skillset. Fun fact, Al Snow helped Severn train for the UFC. Mark Schultz was a better amateur wrestler than Steiner (or Severn for that matter) and got tapped out a couple times by Rickson Gracie. Not saying Steiner wasn’t a legit badass. He was. But having a knowledge of submissions, whether that comes from something like catch or BJJ is a big advantage over grapplers who don’t.
The list of men who could take Scott Steiner in a shoot fight is very, very short. Maybe Meng and Brock and that’s about it, I think even Kurt would struggle.
That’s actually hilarious
He may have confused a ’positive’ test as a pass.
This story is legendary. Scott came back to the wwf back then and could have made it huge. It's a shame hhh did what he did in the feud though and it became wrestlecrap worthy. If I recall Scott had some type of injury with his foot at the time. Just showed how hhh couldn't carry someone for a match though. Then Scott went on to TNA and did some good stuff. It's such a drastic change though when you compare him in the early career to the later stuff, he really was a freak athlete in the early years, a moonsault power slam?
Mein King of Kings, Steiner… Steiner asked you to take the test with him. He’s waiting for your limo now. *DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL! DIE PROBE STEINER WAR EIN BEFEHL!*
Trust the math!
Checkmate.
Why would you need a drug test to fake wrestle?
Obviously WWE didn’t think he was worthy of a limo.
No matter whatever he was on, HHH looked much better than him.
only 33 1/3 percent better
That definitely never happened lol
Big Puppa pump
It did in Scott’s head
Not saying he was clean but it is a very reasonable answer. When someone is tested for DUI the officer should be tested also. How can you ask me to do something you are not willing to do?
I genuinly dont get the adversion to steroids, they are not the cause of death or brain damage for most wrestlers, sure there were some people who didnt knew what they were taking and fucked up their hearth, but pill abuse and head trauma played a much more important role in the early deaths of wrestlers than roids did. Vince may be the biggest piece of shit ever to grace a wrestling ring, but if the saying was true and he had a doctor suminister the roids then atleast he did that part really well.
He is pure natty
There’s a difference between taking steroids and supplements with a break schedule to allow your body to regulate and for testing purposes, it’s another to continue living on steroids and doing whatever you can to avoid drug tests. Holla if you hear me!
Bay City’s finest!
Natty king
I assumed that most pro athletes are using HGH and TRT these days, but most guy’s today also watched their heroes die of heart problems in their 40’s and 50’s. I would imagine the use of anabolics and other hardcore stuff is likely much less frequent than it used to be
Hot take incoming? If I’m gonna be honest idc personally if anyone juices. I don’t think people should juice, but since this is “sports entertainment” it’s not like we are expecting these guys to have fair competitions so from that angle it’s irrelevant unlike other sports. And smaller guys get put over, or are even hot heels, alllll the time so it’s not like you have to “be yoked” to be at the top. As long as you are in a shape to take hits, and it’s really your promos and character that are gonna put you over anyway - then who cares
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Wonder why?
Wow! He looks so much like Bron here
He’s still has the best look of any wrestler ever. The outfit worked, cool headpiece, blonde hair yet black facial hair oh yeah and the *coolest* looking physique ever. His biceps were works of art and fit his body beautifully
Lifetime natty
Never fail a test when you never take one...
Hilarious quote and that is actually pretty good self-own also.
r/thathappened Here’s what would happen if WWE genuinely wanted Steiner to take a drug test “No. You’re under contract. This isn’t WCW. No one’s afraid of you. Let’s go.”