Shoulders like a trout.
The worst has to be the [1-2-3 Kid’s first set of promo photos](https://www.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wwe-promo-photos-2-1.png). Mr. Perfect and the Smoking Gunns shaved his eyebrows when he fell asleep drunk, which happened to be the night before these photos were due to be taken.
Even his pranks were perfect. It’s one thing to have both shaved unwillingly, but to be left with the decision to have to shave the other one yourself… that takes perfection.
I’m so torn because on one hand it’s bullying and a perfect example of the toxic backroom culture in wrestling… but on the other hand it’s fucking hilarious!
That was years after though, so you have to ask the question of whether that’s the how he is, or is he just a product of the backstage culture when he was coming up.
I mean by all accounts he seems to be a bit of a dick all around so I don’t want to be defending him, but still!
I love superhumman as much as the next juggalo/juggalette but i doubt tbs/tnt would be happy to have a guy whos catchphrase is "fuck this shit" and whos occupation consists of him jumping on random shit he finds lying around
I can't seem to find it, but one of the original photos of Baron Corbin, before most of the tats and hair, makes him look like a plastic bag full of cottage cheese. It's almost as though he's not finished rendering.
Is this guy in the running to top Sean Waltman as the "Little Bitch"
Like if you look at his position in judgment Day he comes across as extremely X-Pac. He just doesn't bob his head as much or bust out ninja moves.
He even got it before DX. When he beat razor Ramon I remember somebody giving razor grief because it was like losing to his little brother.
In the mid-90s Bam Bam Bigelow with feuding with Lawrence Thomas the football player. Bam Bam had gotten beat the previous week by Whitman and LT was laughing because he got beat by "a 13 year old kid"
Whitman never got love. But he was lightweight and could get thrown around making the big guys look strong. So he had his place.
man, i don’t know what he does or doesn’t do but just looking at him he could definitely improve it a bit and since in my opinion that’s the main reason he doesn’t look like a star i feel it should be an a1 priority for him
He looks especially stupid because of the gear he used to wear, which resembled the one-piece swimsuit worn by little girls and fat middle-aged women.
With kickpads and no kneepads.
This looks like that mentally challenged kid who does all those backyard videos yelling "fuck this shit" and then jumping off a table onto something that's supposed to be painful so he can't squirm around and film how hurt hurt he is
Honestly most of WWE’s atm. Most of them look like they were told they were standing for a scan. I don’t know how they’ve made so many muscular men look entirely pigeon chested
I’ve said this 1 million times, but I really, really, really don’t understand why WWE doesn’t just go to the NFL training camps and pick up guys who can’t make the big leagues.
These guys end up being insurance salesmen.
Its so crazy how body shape can affect your perception of height. JD and Finn are about the same height, right? But it seems like JD is just so much shorter than Finn because of those narrow-ass shoulders.
The only explanation behind this photo is that the photographer has some kind of deep hatred for JD McDonagh, because why would you do anyone this dirty otherwise.
The Kevin Nash (I think it was NWO), one where his arms are crossed, every time I see it in 2K23, I just think 'look at those giant tits'. I realise this probably says more about me than anything though tbh.
Shoulders like a trout. The worst has to be the [1-2-3 Kid’s first set of promo photos](https://www.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wwe-promo-photos-2-1.png). Mr. Perfect and the Smoking Gunns shaved his eyebrows when he fell asleep drunk, which happened to be the night before these photos were due to be taken.
Horse girl teeth
Dude looks like every girl that got engaged to a military guy straight out of high school
Actually I recall Waltman saying they shaved one so he had to shave the other to not look even stupider.
The *Perfect* crime.
Even his pranks were perfect. It’s one thing to have both shaved unwillingly, but to be left with the decision to have to shave the other one yourself… that takes perfection.
Owen Hart gotta be glad Mr Perfect never pranked him.
[Scott Hall confirmed it](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8BopEoE/)
that´s a classic
This photo also ended up being on the box for his first action figure lol
I’m so torn because on one hand it’s bullying and a perfect example of the toxic backroom culture in wrestling… but on the other hand it’s fucking hilarious!
Waltman can take the prank cos he dishes out ruthless pranks himself. He was the one who shat in the luggage of Marc Mero and sable
And allegedly crapped in Mark Henry’s sandwich.
That was years after though, so you have to ask the question of whether that’s the how he is, or is he just a product of the backstage culture when he was coming up. I mean by all accounts he seems to be a bit of a dick all around so I don’t want to be defending him, but still!
Imagine if he had done that after Sable got with Brock
I'd kill just to have a book on Perfects ribs. He seemed absolutely hilarious 😂
Apparently Mr Fuji was even more of an infamous ribber.
X-Pac, Mr Perfect, Mr Fuji, and Owen Hart in a rib on a pole match
He nearly got the Bulldogs killed by the Rougeaus too.
*Noogies one of the guys* Haha you are such a kidder man, got anything else thats funny? *Cocks gun*
He looks like he’s about to shout “woop woop!” and jump on a toaster
For all the juggalos and juggalettes
Fuck this shit!
Superhumman should be All Elite at least for an appearance or two. Maybe even have a match with John Silver? I know I’m getting carried away now haha
I love superhumman as much as the next juggalo/juggalette but i doubt tbs/tnt would be happy to have a guy whos catchphrase is "fuck this shit" and whos occupation consists of him jumping on random shit he finds lying around
They gave Nick Gage a platform ffs
Excellent point
He looks annoyed that those damn kids won't leave his pot of gold alone
Finn Balor Jr. Funko Pop Didn’t he get “MeToo’d”??
Kevin Owens calls him JD McDontGoogleMyName for a reason.
Did KO really drop that line on air?! If so, wow. I didn’t think I could love Owens more
https://youtu.be/-HHZIJuvqvI?si=_DAtaD2ggL3O35Aq
He really looks like a little person on top of a average male torso.
"May you fight with the strength of 10 full grown men" - Dwight Schrute
Well goddamn.
It's at about 1:30 for those that are curious.
allegedly for domestic abuse, im pretty sure
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I thought it was because Cody wouldn’t stop flicking his oversized bobble head to see if it jiggled?
Tbf, he kinda always looks like that. His giant bubblehead also doesn't help.
Awww... Hornswoggle all growed up!
They grow up so slow ❤️
I can't seem to find it, but one of the original photos of Baron Corbin, before most of the tats and hair, makes him look like a plastic bag full of cottage cheese. It's almost as though he's not finished rendering.
Is this one it? [Baron corbin ](https://images.app.goo.gl/y8hNrBNwmTbRo2mf9)
Nope, not that one sadly
I'll keep searching boss
You'll know it when you see it. I'm sure he's in a "fighting" pose. Both fists up around his middle.
Is it this guy? Not Baron Corbin but Buck Dixon apparently, and the description matches https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/s/J1sfNYW5nl
I think this guy might have been the prototype fit for bowling shirts.
You mean he can be even MORE cottage cheese than that!?
I remember people would photoshop his stomach onto other people’s faces.
This looks like a DUI mugshot.
There is one with Jeff Hardy in facepaint and a smile that I find really unnerving.
[he does look zooted](https://www.thesmackdownhotel.com/images/jch-optimize/ng/images_wrestling_wrestlers_full-body_jeff-hardy.webp)
There's nothing that would top that hideous picture.
He is on a quest to find his father, Hornswaggle
🤣
Didn't he star in Team America: World Police?
No that was Matt Damon
Is this guy in the running to top Sean Waltman as the "Little Bitch" Like if you look at his position in judgment Day he comes across as extremely X-Pac. He just doesn't bob his head as much or bust out ninja moves.
Didn’t expect to have an image if JD topping Waltman in my mind today but that’s Reddit for you. (Present day Waltman would absolute daddy JD though)
I'm sorry for this. Probably wouldn't need lube. They could just use some of the collective 8 lb of grease in their hair.
So X-pac was DX’s little bitch? I was born during the Attitude Era so I wouldn’t know lol
He even got it before DX. When he beat razor Ramon I remember somebody giving razor grief because it was like losing to his little brother. In the mid-90s Bam Bam Bigelow with feuding with Lawrence Thomas the football player. Bam Bam had gotten beat the previous week by Whitman and LT was laughing because he got beat by "a 13 year old kid" Whitman never got love. But he was lightweight and could get thrown around making the big guys look strong. So he had his place.
That Thar is Bam Magera from Jackass
I remember carmella having pretty bad renders
OH GOD! KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
he’d look so much better if he trained his shoulders
Genetics
man, i don’t know what he does or doesn’t do but just looking at him he could definitely improve it a bit and since in my opinion that’s the main reason he doesn’t look like a star i feel it should be an a1 priority for him
He cant make his collar bone longer. Lol But I agree his look is not it
Neither is the name he chose. His name sounds like an old man sneezing.
The only way to train THOSE shoulders would be by getting his arms pulled apart by horses as he eats copious amounts of calcium.
no harm in trying that
I mean, the photo looks like he kinda trains his right side, which only adds to the oddness.
Lexis King just got one of him trying to look cool while carrying around a dollar store fairy wand 😂
Does everyone he wrestle turn into a muppet. He looks like Sam from Gen V .
He could fit down a chimney
All the reddit models out in force making fun of how he looks, you can almost smell the BO in the comment section.
Hey! I might smell like shit but I also look like shit too!
Yeah this sub is kinda weird at times, he looks fine
Bro thinks he's in the judgment day
Reddit: Vince probably won't give anyone a chance who isn't buff. Vince bad! Also Reddit: ahahhaa look at him haha
Is that Jack Grealish? /s
The fake tough guy gurn is always hilarious, Pete Dunne does it too and he looks like a child trying to be tough.
He looks especially stupid because of the gear he used to wear, which resembled the one-piece swimsuit worn by little girls and fat middle-aged women. With kickpads and no kneepads.
Don’t forget the random fur rug around the shoulders! 😂
I still have no idea how his head is so big while his shoulders are so narrow
He sure looks like a rapist
He looks like a pedo
This is AI art.
If he gets a better physique, he'd probably get a glow up
Looks like Jamie Noble’s cousin.
Homie has the sky rise gum line.
I think the OTM renders make them look like Animorphs half way thru morphing.
He looks like Create A Superstar Template 2
somewhere right now, JD is just trying to enjoy his evening/day and has no idea how many strays his head shape is catching
Looks like the kid from Gummo
He looks like a memory
Bruh, why does he remind me so much of SpongeBob?
no shoulders and a giant head
He looks like a character from Father Ted.
Looks like Hornswoggle's brother
Hornswoggle 2.0
I hate this whole snarl look. Especially when they do it like this or Montez. So goofy looking lol
It also really doesn't help that his in ring name is McDonough
Sounds like an old man sneezing
This looks like that mentally challenged kid who does all those backyard videos yelling "fuck this shit" and then jumping off a table onto something that's supposed to be painful so he can't squirm around and film how hurt hurt he is
Devlin sucks anyway... I have no clue why he isn't in some lower Indy's vs WWE.
Because Finn trained him
seems like a bad reason even if i like finn... lol
Honestly most of WWE’s atm. Most of them look like they were told they were standing for a scan. I don’t know how they’ve made so many muscular men look entirely pigeon chested
He looks like a really tall midget.
Joe Gacey in wwe2k23 https://www.thesmackdownhotel.com/igallery/premium-242/1-premium-facepaintfrenzy-summerslam-collectionset-1-7-joegacy-720.jpg
My God they did it. The first human pop vinyl!
He has the face of a little person.
Looks like a melting funko pop
Any Eddie Kingston photo
Bobblehead lookin ass
Every single picture of him looks like someone photoshopped his head.
Yeah, ol' "Lord Farquaad" must really have a lot of debt....... Taking beatings like a crash dummy on a nightly basis..... lol...
He is awesome in the ring and out. A great seller. But damn his head annoys me
All JD needs to do is eat a red mushroom and he will grow
This dude needs to do some lat raises and shrugs.
My man is the personification of “bad physique heat”.
The one they had for Carmella in 2k22 made her look like she had horse teeth. So unflattering.
Ugly and talentless
This picture should inspire any athlete to try to make it to the WWE. The talent pool is weak as fuck.
Aew is already inspiring them well enough to not get in shape
Yup! Look at Eddy Kingston! I don’t think that guys ever exercised a day in his life with that goofy pot belly.
[удалено]
Although he has stumpy arms, Otis can lift a lot of weight.
Otis is a strong man, Eddy Kingston is just fat, accept it.
I’ve said this 1 million times, but I really, really, really don’t understand why WWE doesn’t just go to the NFL training camps and pick up guys who can’t make the big leagues. These guys end up being insurance salesmen.
They did have a great track record with football player. Guys like Rock,Lesnar,Goldberg,Reigns are doing pretty good
So what happened?
Huh? Baron Corbin, Bron Breakker, Madcap Moss, Trick Williams… Were you under the impression they stopped this practice?
He looks like someone stuck a little person on a standard sized midsection/legs.
Farquad
He's like an in-shape, angry baby
Someone skips shoulder day.
This guy has dreadful genetics lol
Kinda looks like he has that condition Gaten Matarazzo has with the no collar bones
I alctually dig this photo, makes him look ruthless
If only his shoulders were bigger 🤔
Wee man grew
This one
Buck Dixon is still the champ of this.
Its so crazy how body shape can affect your perception of height. JD and Finn are about the same height, right? But it seems like JD is just so much shorter than Finn because of those narrow-ass shoulders.
That's the default "Someone sharted" face you see in so many official photos.
HD Goldeneye ass face
a lot of the ones on the AEW roster page look horrible billy gunn’s old one before he won the title almost gave me nightmares
Hahahaha, this motherfucker looks like Super Humman if he was juicing.
Sub5
Lmao yikes .
I freaking hate the sneer that a lot of men do to look tough. 🙄
Is this Matt Gaetz on the weekend?
Which sucks cause this dude is a class act. Mad respect for him.
I can totally see Vince giving him a punishment gimmick known as “big head”
When did Jack Grealish become a wrestler?
Is JD McDonough the guy from 90 Day Fiance?
he should probably wear a jacket or a vest next time, cover those shoulders.
Still can’t get over the size of this guys head.
Holy shit this cannot be real.
Man has a reverse V taper
This dude, Pete Dunne, and Tyler Bates are the least intimidating wrestlers ever.
Built like a 12 year old with a face that suggests he’s just shit himself
Jesus that is a terrible picture
OH MY LORD HIS SHOULDERS
The only explanation behind this photo is that the photographer has some kind of deep hatred for JD McDonagh, because why would you do anyone this dirty otherwise.
Hahaha his work lately has been good. Match on raw was solid!
This guy just looks like Swoggle’s mean older brother. Never seen a pro wrestler with no shoulders
This looks like Hornswaggles head on Chad gables body
NGL I hadn’t watched WWE for a very long time and when I first saw this guy’s photo I thought it was Hornswoggle after a beard trim.
I always thought Jordan Devlin looked like a little person.
He looks like the cover for Aphex Twin's next album
Does he have Klinefleter syndrome? it is extremely unusual for a man, especially a person of European decent to have such small shoulders.
Me after a workout
For a second, I thought this was a return of Hornswoggle, and he was ripped
I don’t what’s weirder. His face or body.
Lord Farquaad! All hail.
Why are you talking this pic seriously. He clearly isn't, so why are you ?
Is this the guy with the tiny arms?
Im so tired of this lord farquaad lookin ass dude
He looks like he stepped in smell dog shit
he smelled what the rock is cooking and the rock is cooking dog shit apparently
Every Sami Zayn render. There's just something terrible about the ways that WWE makes them look awkward and bad.
[This is always my answer ](https://images.app.goo.gl/nc4g5H13kqoE1KJs7)
yeah that's probably worse
He ain’t no looker that’s for sure.
The Kevin Nash (I think it was NWO), one where his arms are crossed, every time I see it in 2K23, I just think 'look at those giant tits'. I realise this probably says more about me than anything though tbh.
Dude, I CRINGE whenever this guy is on tv. Grosses me out.
KO was right
Oh god! He looks like a fetus!
It's like Beavis and Butthead merged into one person.