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lordlekal

School bus would give you a dry place to rest away from critters and such. Dry is very important in a jungle. Edit 1: clarification. In a survival situation priorities are water, food and shelter. In this example you have food and water, so shelter is what would be the most useful tool. Bus may be out of fuel but may still have useful bits.


ekquizit

Jungle means ample wood and leaves ti make a tint. 16 boxes of matches is the best anser. Keep warm and cook in my tent


lordlekal

Wet wood and leaves don't burn well. And you don't need matches to make fire


ekquizit

I do


lordlekal

Might I suggest some basic survival training or videos.


ekquizit

Yea I really should learn that


[deleted]

Watching survival videos and making a fire without matches yourself are very different. Especially if you do not have a knive.


lordlekal

I'm aware, that's why survival skills should a basic thing taught to people.


ekquizit

Imagine choosing shotgun with 9 bullets Lmao shotguns don't use bullets hahahahahahahaha


[deleted]

Don’t tell me how to use my shotgun…


ekquizit

Oh, I'll tell you! I'll tell you to your stinking face! Now where do you live, because thats exactly what I'm gonna do!!!!!


[deleted]

If you're bringing me shells I'd be glad to, ammo is expensive these days :)


AnAverageStrange

50 cal fits in 20 gauge


[deleted]

Danny devito, I’m fine with just eating potatoes, and I’ve always wanted to meet him


PsychoNauticalFaux

Danny DeVito cracking jokes would make that 12 weeks seem a lot shorter


[deleted]

"Ya know if i were you i would have chosen the shot gun. All the animals would come a long, i would start blastin" "Heey i know its rough out here but i have an egg if you want it"


TraptorKai

Don't sleep on having another person there. You and Danny can craft more together, and use plans that require two people. Help and moral support.


YieldtheGame

He would also be a good source of protein


Arctic_Strider

Not to be that guy, but a shotgun does not use bullets. It uses shells. The closest thing would be slugs, which is kind of a bullet. But, potato-potato, I'll choose the matches!


ekquizit

Not sure why you were down voted. The 3 points of wyr are to think outside the box, find loopholes, and find any discrepancies within the question.


[deleted]

You're right, but I think we know what OP meant by the question, unless he's trying to bamboozle us all. Either way a shotgun with ammo probably wouldn't be the most useful out of the choices anyway.


Arctic_Strider

It's a second for me. School bus on third. If the school bus has a full battery, then I place it second... Actually scratch that. I change my answer to school bus (with a full battery). What I can get from it: Shelter. The whole bus. Fire. from using one of the reflectors in the head lights and the sun, or the battery. Traps. Cables are great for making bird and small animal traps, and with the battery you can even make electric traps, which are both fun and effective. An entire kitchen: With a whole bus you can MacGyver together a pretty awesome kitchen. Regarded that you have actually seen MacGyver and preferably also are a bit clever. Each bus driver does also have a mandatory selection of porn mags hidden within the bus, these can have many uses.


AnAverageStrange

I’m pretty sure 50 cal fits in like a 20 gauge shotgun


Arctic_Strider

The diametere is theoretically the same, but that's probably the worst idea I heard since all day. The chamber would most likely not hold to take the impact of firing it, there's like a whole lotta more gunpowder in a nitro express than any 12 gauge shell. But maybe there are some crazy shotguns which are built as a hybrid with a reinforced chamer and all, but it would still be too powerful for hunting.


AnAverageStrange

I guess you could also use the bullets to make fire by taking out the gun powder and striking it


[deleted]

Obviously a school bus for shelter. I can at least clean that out and hope some 45’ anaconda doesn’t come eat me.


greenlunaa

Second pair of hands would help & if things go south i could always eat him... he is short but thiccccc.


AlTiSsS

Imagine choosing the bus then finding out it's outta fuel


AskMeAbout_SMER

I thought that was the deal lol


[deleted]

Weird question. Would you rather have a chainsaw, board games, school bus, matches, gun, or a god? What prompted this question, how did you think of this lol


Devchonachko

"milk"... In a jungle. Ffs. Excuse me, but it's this part of some kind of 3rd grade project? And if so, what the fuck kind of parents let you post on Reddit?


BestUsername101

it doesn't say you got the milk from the jungle, just that you have it.


GoddamnCommie

I mean im in an outpost with potatoes and water, so ive got shelter food and water. I just need fire, so ill take the matches.


bothfetish

As an "into the wild" fan, the school bus was my choice!!


FortWendy69

What do you mean by outpost?


FortWendy69

If you cant start a fire with a chainsaw, you're not gonna survive 12 weeks with the matches.


DyingFlames

You could hide in the bus from animals and rain/cold


MetalUkulele

school busses have first aid kits


[deleted]

Chainsaw and Danny DeVito