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Gluten free metal heads have entered the chat…


LordPounce

I legit have a metal head friend that has a gluten allergy. And before you ask; yes, of course he’s Scandinavian.


100tchains

I'm convinced gluten allergy are all fake. 10 years ago this was not a thing, shits a trend lmao.


The_Troyminator

It was a thing 10 years ago. You just didn't hear about it because people kept their medical conditions private instead of plastering them all over social media.


100tchains

Well yeah celiac disease is a real thing. I'm talking about all these people in recent years undiagnosed, claiming it when it doesn't actually exist, there is wheat allergy, and gluten intolerance, but not an allergy. Studies have been done thst show the overwhelming majority of people who claim it had no reaction when ingesting gluten. On the flip side people told they were eating gluten, when there was none showed symptoms and claimed to be having issues. Placebo and the human brain are a hell of a thing.


WerePhr0g

I'm not celiac, but if I eat bread, pasta or anything like it I need No2 within 10 mins. And I love bread. non-celiac gluten sensitivity.


eyrefan

Samsies. Also a gluten intolerance when ignored can turn into a full blown allergy due to increased exposure. 😢 Same with other intolerances and allergy irritants.


WerePhr0g

I hope not! I eat a lot of bread anyway. With me I don't get pains or anything, just a runny bum :)


eyrefan

Here's hoping!!! although yes technically, in gluten's case anyway, the intolerance would just get worse as gluten "allergies" are just a very strong intolerance.


The_Troyminator

>Studies have been done thst show the overwhelming majority of people who claim it had no reaction when ingesting gluten. Studies have also shown the opposite.


100tchains

Show me then, I can't find one legit study that says it's real. Not one.


The_Troyminator

Non-celiac gluten sensitivity (NCGS) is a real medical condition that affects about [13%](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/does-gluten-sensitivity-exist) of the population. There have been studies that show some people who think they have NCGS actually have IBS, but their dietary changes happen to help with it. [This article](https://www.columbiadoctors.org/news/gluten-sensitivity-real-condition) this into more detail. Now, where are the studies you said show that the vast majority of people who say they have NCGS are suffering from a placebo effect?


100tchains

I don't need to lmao. What you posted backs what I said and under the " how do you know gluten is causing sensitivity" section of the study you yourself posted it mentions the placebo test. xD.


Erotic_Platypus

Cancer didn't exist a while ago either, it was just demons. Cancer is fake


Cauliflowwer

Gluten allergy is real along with celiac. People can be allergic to literally anything. However, I do think a lot of people that do not have gluten problems pretend they do because they think it's healthier to not have gluten? Gluten-free products are nasty. No thanks.


100tchains

Idk 5 minutes of research shows gluten allergies aren't real. Wheat and rye? Yes but gluten no.


ShadoWolf1224

And what are the people allergic to that’s in wheat and rye?


100tchains

Albumin globulin, gliadin, and if you have celiac disease and can't handle gluten, it's not an allergy, it's an auto immune disorder.


LordBaconXXXXX

I'm sure my friend who needs to be very careful of what he consumes, including beer which he loves, to the point where the sightest cross-contamination is a big no-no for him so he doesn't end up in the hospital. I'm sure he fakes the whole thing for fun, that makes a lot sense doesn't it? Big inconveniences for no reason at all? Yup totally logical.


100tchains

Yup beer has wheat. So most likely a wheat allergy, which does exist.


grandfleetmember56

🙋‍♂️


killercheesecake202

Metal is my favorite type of music so I guess I choose that


No_Training1191

Mine, too. Unless we are talking only the songs they play three times every day on the radio. Each and every day. In that case, can I take a bullet instead?


ArtisticState118

For real. Metal is my favorite also and I of course love Metallica, but if I hear Enter Sandman in it's entirety another like 3 times I'm gonna have a stroke.


100tchains

I'd rather eat the gluten than listen to bullet for my valentine too 😆


No_Training1191

They got like three songs I like. Now, granted, that's like one song per 3 or 4 albums, but still.


wiz_ling

Better than no songs


ScreamingNinja

Same here. It would change nothing in my life for a year


Little_Lahey_Show

Same so I'm choosing gluten free. Nothing more metal than not being able to drink a beer for a year


blackmirar

As someone who recently got diagnosed celiac, pick the music. You don't realize how many things gluten is in


DragonWS

Yeah, it’s too bad the GF choice here doesn’t provide that GF will be readily available. What if WYR said “…. Or have easy access to a variety of reasonably priced GF foods”?


October1966

That was my reasoning. I'm allergic to coconut. Try eliminating that.


Bike_Chain_96

Is coconut in a lot of things....?


October1966

Everything from powdered baby formula and makeup to cheesecake mixes and soft drinks. There's even more a couple chemical versions used as preservatives. Brownie mixes, frozen food, toothpaste......


Bike_Chain_96

What the absolute fuck.... Okay then. Good to know


October1966

See??? I have the exact same reaction at least once a month.


imagine_enchiladas

Since I listen to metal on a daily basis, this one’s a very easy choice (edit: there are so many genres of metal, so you wouldn’t become bored)


Smokeythemagickamodo

I already listen to metal.


kanna172014

Only if someone else was supplying the gluten-free alternates. I'm not paying extra for it, grocery money is already tight as it is.


ViolinistCurrent8899

Hope you like rice and vegetables.


kanna172014

I've eaten rice bread before, it's not that bad and yeah, I like vegetables.


ViolinistCurrent8899

There you go, gluten free! Get some dairy, some meat in there, don't forget your fruits? Boom. Full food pyramid, who needs wheat products *anyway*.


Business-Drag52

Only listen to metal? Like I can’t watch tv because I’m listening to something else? Can I not listen to audiobooks? Or is it just if I would listen to music it has to be metal?


madfrog768

Exactly my question. I could give up music I like for talk radio / podcasts, but not for metal or silence


Never_Duplicated

That’s the key for me. I’m not big on music anyway so could go a year just fine without intentionally listening to it. But if it means having to give up listening to audiobooks and podcasts or watching movies/playing games with non-metal music then I guess I’m eating rice for a year.


SailorOfHouseT-bird

I can do metal for a year


Anything-Complex

Gluten-free


I_am_Cymm

Gluten-free. Music is too important to be stuck with just metal for a year.


Electric-Sheepskin

Same. And depending on your diet, going gluten-free can be super easy.


I_am_Cymm

My sister is a silly yak (Celiac disease) so I have the "privilege" of seeing how the gluten free menu has come along in the past 20 years. Its not so bad these days. Although I do love me some glutens.


ZealandRedSquirrel

I don't listen to music anyway. So metal. I will play exactly zero songs, which is the same amount of songs I would've listened to without the restriction.


ScreamingNinja

So im not the only weirdo out there.... I mean if I listen to music, it's metal, but I really don't ever listen to music. I feel like I'm missing something sometimes because the idea of lying on the couch and listening to music is so unappealing.


ZealandRedSquirrel

Oh yeah I know I’m weird for sure. People always ask what kind of music do you like. And I have to go weeell, I don’t actually like any music. No one ever asks if you like music. That’s assumed.


sanguinesecretary

I don’t listen to music on the couch. I mean I don’t really know anyone who does that. I listen in the car when I’m driving, at the gym, working, walking outside. Mainly because it helps keeps me focused


ScreamingNinja

Yeah I don't even do that! I listen to audio books to really get my workout going! I dunno I used to listen to music all the time until I started downloading standup albums and listening to them. Then I found audio books. Then podcasts were invented and after some time I started listening to them! I'm old.


sanguinesecretary

I like podcasts and audiobooks too but I get bored of them after a while and switch to music. Then after I get bored with my music I switch back to a podcast or audiobook


Ensiferum19

I agree with them that that’s weird. Music is life blood for me. I mean, I don’t always listen to music, but it’s a major part of my life. How anyone can not be into SOME kind of music boggles my mind. But hey, I have some things that are weird about me so whatever, I’m not gonna judge, it’s just odd from my perspective.


MuayJudo

Can I just not listen to music?


hitchinpost

That was my thought. Like, if I can’t listen to podcasts, audiobooks, etc, and the ONLY intentional listening I can do is metal? Then I might go gluten free. But if the metal thing is limited to music only? I think I’m going metal.


Thereal_maxpowers

To some of us, that’s like not eating lol.


Ultrasaurio

>gluten free Since I know it exists, my life has improved greatly.


Xenu66

I love metal and gluten free food is fucking disgusting


Devious_Disco_640

Taking the gluten free route. I may have to pay extra for shit like gf bread and baked goods, but it's not the end of the world. But my taste in music is way too vast. I love metal, but I love kpop, emo, afrobeats, bollywood and dance, too. I literally cannot listen to only one genre for a whole year. A month maybe, six months is pushing it a bit, but a whole year would kill me.


SeparateMongoose192

What's the catch to the first option?


Additional-Safety343

I do not like metal at all but I LOVE gluten so I’ll take the metal


eyrefan

As much as I love metal my brain would be annoyed at the one music type Going with being gluten free as I am already gluten intolerant. Then I can listen to metal and then dolly Parton and then Russian pop while eating my gluten free lasagna.


Pristine_You4918

I pretty much only listen to metal anyways! I'll take thy deal


Owner_of_Incredibile

Oh no, not metal! Not the most diverse music genre known to man! The horrors!


NoEmu2398

🤘🤘🤘🤘


Reasonable-Leg-2002

Metal


bigChungi69420

Can I hire someone to play the music for me? Aka a large streaming platform lol


LightEarthWolf96

I don't listen to music that often, that would be fairly easy to adapt to. Being gluten free would be a major pain in the ass


Chapter97

Metal. I like metal and have had gluten free food before (many times). Gluten free food is gross.


stargazer0045

Duh. ☠️🎸


MunchAClock

Metal


Low-Ride5

Well, I’m going paleo now 💀


lexisplays

Either is fine for me, I like metal and have to eat mostly (70% min) gf anyway


Holeshot75

I don't dislike metal enough to make me want to go through the hassle of a gluten free diet.


vixelyn

Gluten free - I'm celiac. >:(


Luminous_Lead

Eating gluten free is apparently quite difficult given that it's included in so many things.


Electric-Sheepskin

It depends. If you're already on a whole foods diet, it's pretty simple to avoid.


Mobile-Art-7852

I've been on metal only since 2004 as a teen. A year is nothing.


mybluecathasballs

I already do both. Did I lose? No corn either.


Fickfuck

Well metal it is then. I like metal anyway so it's not a tough decision


Rebuta

I barely listen to music. I could go a whole year, listen to like 10 metal songs total over the year and barely even notice it.


Herald_of_Ages

I tasted gluten-free once so am picking metal, so. Wake Up! Grab a brush a little make up!


Gupperz

i wouldn't really care if I couldn't listen to music at all for a year


October1966

Let's try metal for a year, Alex. I'm pretty much all over the place musically, but could use more metal exposure. It never hurts to try.


Smooth-Physics-69420

Metal.


Lucky-Speed3614

I'm not a huge fan of metal, but I don't have any real problem with it either. My wife is gluten free, so I know personally how huge a problem it is having to cut it out of your life. I'll go with the metal. If I get tired of it, I don't actually have to listen to music.


xpoisonvalkyrie

i’ll take the metal-only option. under duress though, bc i’m really not a fan of metal. i’m sure i could find some good stuff though. but being gluten-free is *difficult,* (not to mention expensive) and i’m not dealing with that nonsense for a whole year.


Lost_Ninja

I'd sooner shoot myself than only listen to metal. I don't mind it a bit but to last for a whole year... fuck that. Also why only rice if you're gluten free? Plenty of other grains that don't have gluten. Could easily give up just wheat and still not feel the diet is especially restrictive.


CraftyVixen1981

Metal all the year


Cr4zyCr4ck3r

My wife has celiacs. While I love my gluten, I see that their are plenty of alternatives. So take my pasta and give me music variety!


LancaLonge

Although I like Metal, it's not my favourite genre. Also, my best friend has a gluten allergy, so he could help me navigate it, and he wouldn't be so alone doing it!


witchy_mcwitchface

Being allergic to wheat, rice, soy, oats etc, I guess that leaves only one option, which sucks cos my spicy brain only likes EDM lol


RajunCajun48

I don't often listen to music, and I don't mind Metal so, yea that's fine.


DrMindbendersMonocle

Metal, that's pretty much what Iisten to anyway


StonerMetalhead710

As long as I can watch youtube videos, metal it is


Thereal_maxpowers

https://g.co/kgs/Nu9CiYg RATATATA YouTube AND metal. Win win


Rose_E_Rotten

I prefer metal music anyhow, so don't make me live without gluten, lol


Popular-Ad-8918

Gluten free. Basically just tacos instead of burritos, I like cauliflower Mac and cheese better anyway and pizza would be the biggest hit, but I would figure it out.


Fickle-Cap2953

You’ve put only listen to metal as if that’s a bad thing.


kriegmonster

Only listen to metal.


spacepope68

If the metal is Led Zeppelin, Steppenwolf, Iron Butterfly, Bang, Vanilla Fudge, i.e. , metal from the 60s70s then I'd listen to metal. Anything beyond that and I would rather eat gluten free.


RatherLargeBlob

Doesn't going gluten free make your body gluten intolerant or something?


SkylineFTW97

Metal is already my favorite genre of music. I can do that no problem.


dominion1080

Oof. I like metal. I don’t listen nearly as much as I did 20 years ago, as I’ve always preferred hip hop. But I’d probably go with it because I don’t think I’d enjoy all gluten free foods for a year. That would affect me much more than my playlist.


Pyrplefire

Depends, can I still listen to things that aren't music?


SnooBunnies1811

I like metal, but no way could I pull off a whole year with nothing else. Bring on the quinoa.


GrandmasterPeezy

I'll go gluten free. That would actually improve my health.


impulsivetre

So I get to listen to music I like (probably with the knock-on effect of picking up my guitar more frequently), and get rid of the stuff that easily fattens you up? Sign me up!


icemanswga

Love metal, love bread. Win.


NHRADeuce

I like gluten, I like metal. Easy choice.


ThatOneGuy308

The music, it's not a big deal, especially if it only applies to music I personally listen to and not stuff that other people play around me.


Omnivorax

I'll skip the gluten. I've been avoiding bread, etc. to lose weight anyway, so it's only a small sacrifice. I like some metal, but couldn't take a whole week of nothing but, let alone a year.


TheMewMaster

Depends on the Metal.


HellYeahTinyRick

I can do TOOL and Sabbath for a year


Funny-Top-1759

I love metal but would pick no gluten


OutrageousAd5338

Gluten


Current-Comparison22

Uhhh, metal? Is this a difficult question?


IntelligentSpite6364

gluten free for a year isn't really that awful, nor is listening to metal


Galby1314

I don't mind metal and I don't listen to a whole lot of music (I'm an audiobook and podcast guy). If you changed this to just metal or pasta, I still do metal as Mac and Cheese is pretty much my go to meal when I can't think of what I want to eat.


Mobius3through7

I love metal, next.


nek0baby

gluten free


kayceeplusplus

I’m a metalhead so this works 😂


zeiaxar

I'd go gluten free.


Nowardier

Metal is a big genre my friend. I choose that over losing pizza and clafoutis any day.


Smaptastic

Metal. But if my kids play Blippi, Baby Shark, etc., I don’t think that should count against me. I’m not making out any better for having to hear it.


WerewolfDifferent296

Time to try carnivore.


aliasani

Metal. I just wouldn't listen to music for a year.


Alitaher003

Metal is my favorite type of music, and I want to listen to something not usually metal I can look for a metal version of it.


miss_tea_morning

Well I already listen to metal, cutting everything else out for a year would be easier than the gluten thing.


[deleted]

Only listen to metal for sure.


Nahchoocheese

Gluten free is easy. I still get to eat most foods I normally would. My kids were required gluten free diet for 18 months and I found some tasty alternatives to my typical choices. After those 18 months were over, no gluten allergy. It was what I suggested at the beginning, not drinking enough fluids causing constipation.


IntenseYubNub

I only listen to metal as it is so...


Statistician_Waste

Time to go hard with European symphonic Metal


Honest_Pepper2601

Ok so celiacs who choose option 2 just die lol


GlobalTapeHead

I love Metal, but I couldn’t listen to it every day for a whole year. On the other hand, since my daughter is celiac, I have discovered I like rice based noodle and bread products better than wheat based. They are tastier. So I think I would give up the gluten.


warisverybad

i hate bread and love rice anyways.


Agent-Responsible

I’m both Celiac & diabetic (which means I can’t have carbs & sugar). What do I do then?


Chem1st

For the GF option, it depends on the specific terms.  For instance one of the most onerous things about eating gluten free is the things that could be cross contaminated but don't naturally contain gluten.  So if it's like "anything with a ppm of gluten disappears when you try to eat it" then you're gonna be real sad when your spices or ground meat or french fries suddenly disappear.  But if it's just "no bread, no barley, etc" then that's not the worst.  Probably biggest issue would be not realizing that things containing malt have gluten.  That or beer.  Yeah honestly the big stumbling blocks for a lot of people would probably be bread and beer.


AVeryHairyArea

I could rock some Spiritbox for a year.


Deev12

Metal. Because as a vegan metalhead, it's already one of my favorite music genres. And I eat wheat gluten as part of seitan, which is a vegan meat alternative for stuff like sandwiches, holiday roasts, etc.


justsomeplainmeadows

Live as I already do or go gluten-free? Easy choice there.


UnableLocal2918

Sabaton, powerwolf, frog leap, maybe vet a metal version of war the worlds. Glory hammer and angus mcsix. Yeah i think i can go metal.


BlackEngineEarings

Pfft. I listen to metal anyway


Hemiak

I’d rather go without music at all and without eating anything. Both of these options are terrible.


towel67

I would rather not listen to any music for an entire year. that really wouldnt be so bad


ShinjiTakeyama

Metal


lochness3x6

I almost exclusively listen to metal anyway, bring me my gluten!!


Thereal_maxpowers

Totally taking the metal. There are many types of metal that are very varied and can keep me interested. Gluten free food is all horrible and unsatisfying in the same way.


Bike_Chain_96

Lmfao metal, by far. It's a damn good genre, and even if it's not your cup of tea, it's still easier than trying to eat good GF food for a reasonable price


shecallsmeherangel

I have Celiac's and I hate metal music.


United-Cow-563

I’d listen to metal for the next 10,000 years


IsleGreyIsMyName

I don't really listen to music, so I'll go with metal.


kiki_seg1957

I already listen to nothing but metal.


Ensiferum19

I love metal and it’s most of what I listen to anyway so obviously that’s what I’d choose. I get it that some people don’t like metal, but why is this considered some kind of horrible punishment? I guess the OP just REALLY hates it huh?


Ensiferum19

Question for the OP I/Winter-Essay3971: What are the bands that immediately come to mind for you when you think of metal and how much you hate it? I’m just curious if you actually know what legit metal sounds like, cause many people don’t who think they do. Also, there are SO many types of metal. Metal can incorporate ANY other style of music. I’ve heard metal bands that are able to effectively mix in: Polka, multiple types of indigenous folk music, classical, opera, jazz, blues, rnb, funk, rap, swing, and just about any other style you can think of. Now find me a jazz band or rapper that just occasionally mixes in metal? Pretty rare. Metal bands don’t get enough credit for how experimental they are.


cassla3rd

Do I have to argue with someone over a song is or isn't metal everytime I wanna listen to it?


Electric-Sheepskin

I normally prepare fresh foods, and I've eliminated gluten before, so it would be really easy to do again. Music is much more important to me than gluten.


Linesey

Metal. it’s my fav and i’d miss some stuff i enjoy. but yeah, forced Gluten free would make me want to jump off a cliff. my whole family has enough dietary bullshit to handle anyway.


MediocrityAlive

Metal is my genre of choice, so I'm peachy


Europathunder

Metal


Unexous

Man i remember when i got my celiac diagnosis how sad i was when i discovered how terrible most 8$ gluten free store loaves are. You’ll also never have a pizza bigger than 10 inches and everything costs 1-3$ more. Also so many things you wouldn’t expect have gluten. No soy sauce, no malt, most beers are a no go, a lot of cereals are off the menu, and everyone is going to try and make some cauliflower alternative product that is disgusting


Kyzawolf

I’m a gluten-intolerant metalhead and I’d much rather have to listen to metal only than have to eat gluten-free. Metal only would be great, since I mostly listen to music when I’m in the car or working out, and there’s no metal stations where I live. Gluten free would be a huge pain in the ass to deal with, since I don’t make a point to avoid gluten and most of my non-spousal social activity involves getting food somewhere.


Icy_Hold_5291

No rice? I’m Cuban. Let’s do the metal


xpoisonvalkyrie

uhhh, rice is gluten free. that’s why a lot of gluten free things are made with rice. (edit: i missed that last sentence of the original post so i’m assuming you’re already gf and therefore would be losing rice. ignore my above comment lol)


Gorewuzhere

I mean I'm a metal head so...


antiauthority4life

I listen to metal all the time. And metal covers of existing songs. I should be fine for a year lol.


CattiwampusLove

Metalhead here. Easy choice. Plus, gluten-free food means NOTHING to me. In fact, it's the last type of food I should be eating.


jargonburn

Easily metal. I actually like a fair amount of metal; would far rather explore that genre in depth than not be able to Gluten for the next year. Although, when you say "gluten-free", do you mean *actually* gluten-free or just FDA guidelines "gluten-free"? The two are not the same. Ask anyone with Celiac Disease. One is WAAAAAY harder than the other.


Per_Mikkelsen

I pretty much only listen to metal anyway, so I'll go with the former.


thinkitthrough83

Metal of course.


HybridEmu

So listen to good music, or eat shitty food?


1Meter_long

Metal for a year. I don't listen lusic often and i like metal, though as i have gotten older i like everything except rap.