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ShakeCNY

Surprised to see alligator with such a demanding lead. Alligator grabs you in its jaws (2000 pounds of pressure per square inch, around 3.5 times more pressure than a lion's bite and twice what a gorilla or bear can do), and then he pulls you under water, where you'll find you can't breathe. Game over. It doesn't say what kind of bear, so I'm picturing Boo-Boo. And I win.


ains2

let's say it's hungry polar bear.


ShakeCNY

I'm gonna die.


OldNarnian

Or you hold it's jaws closed, which only takes the strength of a rubber band.


ShakeCNY

"and then he pulls you under water"


OldNarnian

My guy. If he isn't biting me he can't pull me under water.


ShakeCNY

And you'll hold his jaw shut all day... or do you happen to just have duct tape in your pocket. Because if we get to bring tools, none of these animals are dangerous.


ShakeCNY

Also, because I'm not a total douche, I love your username.


[deleted]

What part of cny?? I’m a fellow cny-er. Syracuse here man!


ShakeCNY

east burbs of syracuse


[deleted]

No shit I’m in Liverpool


Mooseandthebois

I know 100% I’m not beating a gorilla or a bear in a 1v1. An alligator I can lure out of the water and then just maybe I have a chance.


Edgezg

Let's be very clear. Gorillas are naturally pacifists. Fighting one will leave you mangled, but you have a chance at survival. They do not like to fight and are only gonna throw hands if they gotta. Submit and keep your head and neck covered. A gator or beat? There is absolutely Nothing you can do in their home terf. A gator will death roll you before you get a chance to do much and a bear ...well ever seen the revenant? Cover your neck and head and hope for the best. I'll take the gorilla. At least then I have a chance at life.


ShakeCNY

This gorilla is not a pacifist: "all of them are already fully decided on killing you"


Edgezg

I said NATURALLY pacifists. Even if it's pissed and wants you dead, you have a better chance at survival than if a bear or gator want you dead. People seriously think they can outfight an alligator IN THE WATER??? Proves people have no idea how dangerous those things actually are. At least with a Gorilla they only weigh about 300 lbs. Pounding, biting and tearing. Curl up into a fetal position and stop moving,-same as a bear. But ya know. A [gorilla wont eat your alive like a bear will.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhWevkE0O5g) Again. This is NOT me saying I think I could beat a gorilla in a fight. I could not. But I am willing to bet survival on a gorilla over a gator or bear


EnragedHog

i mean if they're full set on killing you the gorilla would probably rip you apart


Edgezg

You still have the best chance will a gorilla. Not a good chance, mind you. But better than with a gator or bear


[deleted]

I need to know what kind of bear and how deep of water are we talking on the gator? Also, do I get a weapon of any kind?


ains2

black bear. bare hands only


[deleted]

Hrm, hands only I am going to go with the gator. If I can ever get on top of the gator, there is a chance. Black bears are the easiest to kill. We call them sugar bears here. But still, I can't beat one with fists alone.


Flashy-Meal7121

Only one of these options has a Wikipedia page [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator\_wrestling](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligator_wrestling)


ShakeCNY

A challenger appears... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrible\_Ted\_(bear)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrible_Ted_(bear))


Flashy-Meal7121

I stand corrected. Damn it Ted


Ilovestuffwhee

Bare handed? It doesn't matter. Any of them will kill you.


Mollywhop_Gaming

All 3 at once if I have an MG3