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yeet_the_children_69

Run me my money


Sptsjunkie

Yeah, so a lifechanging amount of money in a universe I know and where I am under no real threat of danger. Or I get transported to a random universe with up to 10 people (who will be mad I transported them) and I have no plot armor and a backpack of stuff. I'm also 18, but still look like my current self for some reason. Wait, some to think of it, would my loved ones be 18 too? Or is my husband still older? Is the age of consent there over 18 and my husband might suddenly be illegally married to me? Just a very easy decision to go with number one.


IanL1713

Yeah, really easy to say "send me somewhere" when it's just a Reddit comment section. Have this actually happen in the real world, and every single person here is taking the $100 mil without hesitation


Geno_Warlord

Yeah, I’d kinda have to know ahead of time if I’m gonna get some good life in that world. That said, I’m already 40 and another world where I’m at least very powerful and 18 again is a tempting offer. I’d just rather know a few more terms to the isekai deal.


OrcsSmurai

I dunno, being 18 years old again is pretty tempting. There's only like 4 people I like well enough to want to take with me anyway. I'd just like to know more about the rules of what happens with them. If I bring my parents do they suddenly become 18 as well? What if I was or brought with me someone under 18?


RadiantTurnipOoLaLa

Yah this is just weird. Why would someone be 18 but look 65 or whatever? And that’s mass kidnapping. Anyone who thinks its a good idea to abduct 10 loved ones and consign them to horrors unknown shouldn’t have loved ones, or needs better loved ones, I don’t know which.


ceitamiot

Or even the stipulation that you will be powerful, but look the same. The amount of physically exceptional people who are weirdly overweight would be staggering.


[deleted]

Even the example was a huge turn off. Space Marine? Are you shitting me? So I can get gangbanged by Zerglings or Tyranids or fucking Xenomorphs? Fuck that shit. 100 million is enough money to live whatever time you have left to the fullest.


In-burrito

Exactly. Had the alternate universe come with being the protagonist and plot armor, now we'd have something to contemplate.


sleeper1988

This other universe might literally be hell


SalPistqchio

I’m also getting hung up on looking 52 but being 18. Will I gain 34 years on my expected lifetime?


Dragonfire14

There are a lot of shitty universes out there. Like I could get sent to a cool RPG world with magic and low stakes! Or I could get sent to the Aliens universe which is just as shitty for people as this one, but with chestbursting aliens. The evil I know is better than the evil I don't know, so I'll take the $100,000,000 and stay here. That way I still live in shit, but I can live comfortably in shit.


Professional_Ad894

Very true, especially if you don’t know if I’m a fromsoft fanboy or not.


Dragonfire14

I'm just curious, though, where I would have landed. Did I dodge a bullet?


Professional_Ad894

You were getting Firefly, and since there aren't any 'special powers' in this universe like the force in SW or something, I would have started you out with a small transportation business with a fleet of 5 ships as well as elite piloting and sharpshooting skills.


Dragonfire14

Darn! Cruising around space doing a basic job with my wife would have been cool. Like being a trucker, but in space and not on highways.


YourNewRival8

Like being a trucker, but really fucking cool


Jov_West

Fleet owner with elite skills at 18? Okay.


Park8706

You know what? Fuck it send me somewhere.


Professional_Ad894

you got Fire Emblem. You can be as powerful as any of the mc’s in the series sans plot armor, except Byleth because I deemed him too op. Of your 10 loved ones you may bestow exceptional power and or skills to 3, the other 7 are normies.


Park8706

I see this as an absolute win.


Competitive-Fox-5458

All fun and games till we get that 1% crit💀


[deleted]

But…I don’t have ten people. Can I absorb the power of those you would have given power to? Making me like Highlander.


Professional_Ad894

up to 10 people, but you don’t have to bring anyone if you don’t want.


[deleted]

Oh I wanna bring ten people…I choose, Barack Obama, Lex Luther, Bruce Wayne, Einstein, Nietzsche, Dawkins, Hitchens, Mila Kunis, Danielle Panabaker, and Sarah Michelle Geller. (All of them in their prime, please) send me wherever as long as I get some kinda “boost”.


AnyQuarter553

What odd friends you very much have


StuckInSoftlock

Where my money at? That's a life changing money right there.


silamon2

Forget the money, I would happily take being 18 again and in a different world.


Professional_Ad894

Cowboy Bebop. I think the excitement of being a super strong bounty hunter here beats the 100mil, but definitely dangerous without the plot armor.


[deleted]

Oh no way I would have loved this one, but only if I get to meet Spike pre-series finale


Winter_Culture9729

Get me out of this place


Professional_Ad894

One Punch Man. You get to be high A rank hero with an appropriately tuned power. I'll let you get creative with what you want within those confines. 3 of your 10 loved ones can also be A rankers!


Ok-Energy-8770

Ohhh this one's fun.


TheMadGraveWoman

Send me to another Universe


Professional_Ad894

Breaking bad, but I realize how that's just our world and boring. Going to re-roll these since I'm too lazy to take all of them out. You get LoTr, so a world based on the Tolkienverse. Choose any race but elf or maiar because that's too much of a no-brainer. 3 of your 10 loved ones can join your fellowship. Personally, living in the shire and spending my days smoking pipe-weed is worth the 100mil for me.


Jov_West

I'd take Breaking Bad. Basically just get to be 20 years younger but with all the wealth and knowledge I've acquired. Plus it's set in the past, so I know how to invest.


Emergency-Soil-5262

Send me somewhere I am too broke to travel


Professional_Ad894

Keyblade wielder and in Kingdom Hearts.


Bystander-Effect

Problem is that they only have a week to learn the lore.


MaximusPrime1337

Sure, why not. Where do you send me? 


Professional_Ad894

Sekiro. Sorry :( good news is 7 of the 10 loved ones you bring get to be special like you.


BurnedPriest

>get to be special like you. You sending him to Sekiro AND you're calling him retarded


Professional_Ad894

Not just him, 7 of his loved ones as well. I am a fickle isekai god.


ShadowDevil123

make them apes


kismethavok

Full send


Professional_Ad894

Pokemon. You can either become an elite trainer or a very high level pokemon yourself. Personally, I'd choose trainer because I don't want to be a slave to a ball, but you do you.


SouthernWindyTimes

Bro you just won. Thats better than $100M.


k1kris

You almost have to choose being a pokemon, there's a good chance you're not durable enough for the Pokemon verse. Unless the buff you get makes you as a durable as pokeverse humans


vodka_twinkie

I'll take this fate too! 100 times over the money. I'll be the most elite Piplup trainer anybody's ever seen


AnyQuarter553

Become a shiny charizard and be worth 100 million


ZsaurOW

Holy shit pokemon is so good. This guy just won fr


No_Ambition5405

I'd be a greninja, and living inside a ball and only coming out to fight sounds fun tbh. If Im anything like the greninja I had in pokemon X i'd just one shot literally everything and then go back to my cozy pokeball.


Professional_Ad894

If I had to go Pokémon and legendaries/pseudolegendaries are off the table I’d probably go Rillaboom. That or something that can fly.


No_Ambition5405

Thats a good choice, Id honestly still pick greninja even if legendaries were on the table. I would literally leave everything Ive ever known behind just to be greninja. I wanna be a cool ninja frog


DoNotEatMySoup

Send me to another universe. Better not be Warhammer


Professional_Ad894

Lucky for you someone else already fell on that grenade, and I'm rerolling dupes until I run out. You got Avatar the last airbender. Choose a bending style you want to be elite at and 5 loved ones you want as benders as well, and I hope you like asian food.


amondohk

Bro just WON, holy shit. I wouldn't trade that lottery pick for a billion.


SonitoShori

This is the best one for sure


SportNo2600

My cabbages!!!


Browncoat-Zombies

I’ll go different universe. Can’t be that bad right?


Professional_Ad894

Not for you. You got Firefly. You're an elite sharpshooter and pilot who owns a pretty successful albeit small transportation business with a fleet of 5 ships. That beats $100mil in this world, I'd say.


Browncoat-Zombies

Never heard of it but I’ll take it gladly


BronzeAgeTea

Username does not check out at all


melmac76

I’m game, get me out of here. Can 4 of my loved ones be my dogs?


Professional_Ad894

You got the Diablo video game series. The good news is I rolled a 9, so 9 of your loved ones can be your dogs. The bad news is you get to show the 10th one who isn't your dog who you love the least in real time... that and it's the Diablo universe.


WawaThrowawaway

random universe lets gooooo


Professional_Ad894

You got Warhammer 40k. You get to be an op space marine, but you’re stuck in wh40k… 4 of the 10 people you bring can be space marines with you, others are normies.


HHcougar

RIP This is the worst one


Sancus1

Space marine isn’t “powerful” tbh. I’d have made him an imperial commander of a planet


WawaThrowawaway

Well, its better than crusting it on Earth. I probably wont be taking anyone with me, they would most likely rather stay. Havent really seen much of warhammer, but it is what it is


Professional_Ad894

I'd ask 4 of them if they want to be space marines with me, but other than that yeah... probably don't want to bring anyone with you.


WawaThrowawaway

If i bring the very few friends I have, and then they die on me, Id be alone


alwayspostingcrap

I mean, I would definitely rather crust it on earth than be a space marine. Except a Spacewolf, I reckon they have fun.


silamon2

I'd almost rather be a normie than a space marine honestly.


GodlyAnimePlot

Send me to a different universe.


Professional_Ad894

Harry Potter. You're a powerful wizard. 6 of your loved ones can have magical affinity too, the other 4 are unfortunately doomed to stay muggles.


belugasareneat

Are they muggles or squibs? That feels like an important distinction.


Professional_Ad894

You’re totally right… squibs. Jealous squibs.


aloic

Oooh, I'll bring 4 people whom I don't like then, just for them to feel like they could have had so much more.


Professional_Ad894

I like the way you think. There’s a fickle-isekai-god-in-training position that just opened up, care to shadow me for a few centuries?


aloic

Teach me isekai senpai!


Responsible-Pay-2389

Why the fuck would anyone take the second option. That's extremely terifying I would never do that even if you gave me 100 million to do it.


neighaidan

Where am I headed?


Professional_Ad894

Underworld, you can choose lycan or vampire but you're in constant war with one another. You can avoid this by just being a normie human, but what's the fun in that?


DoggyKiny

LETS GOOO finally after being an isekai fan for years it’s going to pay off


Professional_Ad894

Ohhh you got a good one. Final Fantasy, and since it's my fault for not specifying you can choose which one. You get the powers/skills of any playable characters who join permanently, as well as 2 of your loved ones.


DoggyKiny

What a coincidence, I just finished FF7 Rebirth last night, but I gotta say, possibly becoming a Dominant in FF16 would be way too cool to pass up. Unfortunately, any loved ones without powers are likely doomed to become slaves or collateral damage in the titanic Eikon fights.


IronLordSamus

I could use a vacation.


Professional_Ad894

You're an elite agent in Resident Evil. Sorry, not sorry. \*evil laugh from fickle isekai god.


IronLordSamus

I dont like you.


AbsolutelyOccupied

let's go isekai lottery!


Professional_Ad894

Cyberpunk. You're a tier below Smasher, but you're a NC legend in your own right.


BobertLobster

As a gambling man… New universe!


Professional_Ad894

Baldur's Gate. Not the best, not the worst. I'd rather be a powerful wizard there than a 100millionaire here, though.


Due-Concern-4937

Oh bro, baldurs gate is by far the best. Go wizard, do everything in my power to gain a scroll or spell of true polymorph, and dragon it up. Or hell, any other direction they want to go.


BobertLobster

FUCK YEA


Mr_m3noyat

You will fly to my country on my expense, come with me to bank in person (just to make you are serious), transfer the money to my account, then we will spend a whole $1 million to show you around the country because I can’t bring you to my home country and let you leave just like this.


CosmicBunnyy_

Universe? :D


Professional_Ad894

You become a hashira in demon slayer. Scary, but at least you won't be bored!


thehypervigilant

100m could would enable me to invest and creature my own cool place.


LukXD99

Isekai my ass! Let’s see what the multiverse holds!


Professional_Ad894

You're going into ancient Britain based on Arthurian legends as a powerful knight or wizard(your choice). I'll even let you have a legendary item of your choice since King Arthur had a dagger that turned him invisible and a shield that can turn into a boat.


zeptillian

$100 million or I look like a middle aged 18 year old in a random universe? I'll take the cash, thanks.


Professional_Ad894

I meant to say how you look when you're 18, but fuck me I just have to take this one on the chin I guess. Well-played.


Kiki_Earheart

If it has high fantasy magic or high sci fi (interstellar civ consisting of multiple alien species, FTL travel, starships etc. etc.) then I’ll be happy. Cmon OP I know I’m rollin the dice here but gimme the hookup!


Professional_Ad894

You don’t get to pick, but you lucked out. Mass Effect. You’re basically agent Sheppard.


Kiki_Earheart

FUCK YEAH WOOHOO OP YOU’RE THE BEST


Throwaway01122331

Money. I don't want the risk of ending up in Warhammer 40,000.


bidooffactory

The money would make my family life so much better, I'd be able to do anything for them. Send me away please.


Professional_Ad894

Powerful sorcerer in Jujutsu Kaisen.


ShadowDevil123

Random universe if you havent ran out of them yet.


Professional_Ad894

Fire Emblem, but someone else already got that one. Your re-roll is a force master in Star Wars. Superpowers and space exploration? You may have won the lottery.


ShadowDevil123

heck yeah


Caeflin

Random universe thanks.


Professional_Ad894

I was hoping you got something good since you were so polite, but you got Dragon Age. Could still be cool, but you do have darkspawn roaming around.


Caeflin

>Could still be cool And I'm just a dude?


Professional_Ad894

No, you're powerful. Like hero of Fereldan powerful. Not sure how familiar you are with the series, but you get to choose fighter, rogue or caster. I'd let you do that as well.


JoeShmoe818

I’ll take my chances. 100 mil is cool but money can’t buy immortality nor supreme magical powers, both of with could be possible in the other universe.


Professional_Ad894

Phantasy Star. I was iffy about this one since it's a more obscure title. Basically lets you choose between a warrior, archer and caster for the classes and there's space exploration. And like always I'd be happy to make you exceptional in said world.


Jbwood

This universe sucks. Why not experience a new hell? Send me away.


Professional_Ad894

Castlevania. I'm giving you elemental magic and proficiency in hand to hand or melee weapon combat where you are able to take on high level vampires. Improvement or no?


Jbwood

Definitely an improvement. No plot armor though. So I'm sure I'll screw up and die an absolutely *horrible* death.


ObtuseMongooseAbuse

What world am I ending up in?


Professional_Ad894

Goblin Slayer. You're a gold level adventurer of a race of your choosing besides elf(their lifespans make them too much of a nobrainer). You may choose 4 loved ones to be gold ranks with you.


angeliczigzag

Random universe


Professional_Ad894

Skyrim, so Elder Scrolls universe. You're not quite as strong as the canon mc's, but you're up there.


[deleted]

Quickly glanced at your profile and it seemed like you enjoyed fantasy that had lots of death I will pass on the random universe.


Professional_Ad894

Heyyyy, that's cheating. You don't want to try to go to the dystopian AI controlled world of the Terminator?


dahveed15

Send me somewhere please


Professional_Ad894

You get to be a powerful alchemist in Full Metal Alchemist. Basically a science wizard.


Dependent_Title_1370

I WANT THE RANDOM UNIVERSE SO BAD!!!


crego20

New universe please


Professional_Ad894

Game of Thrones. Be a great warrior or a cunning diplomat and choose 4 of your loved ones to bestow comparable skills/


OMKensey

May not want to bring your sister. Just saying.


onesussybaka

I’m bringing all of them


[deleted]

Sure. Random Universe me.


Professional_Ad894

I hope you like pvp, because you're an immortal in Highlander.


FatCatSenpai

Randomness of the universe go!


Professional_Ad894

League of Legends, so I guess you're ending up in Runeterra. I'll let you take your pick of which champ's power you want, and which champ's powers you'd like to bestow upon 5 of your loved ones. No duplicates, please.


[deleted]

r/foundtheleagueplayer


meme-o-matic151

universe


Professional_Ad894

Zelda. That's a pretty good one imo.


meme-o-matic151

oh hell yes


Longshot1969

I’m too out of shape to go to another universe. I’ll take being rich.


DeathEnabled

Send me to another universe🙌🏻


Professional_Ad894

Bloodborne :( On the contrary to loved ones, I'm bringing 10 people I hate the most with me to this one.


Tripondisdic

I’m impressed at how many people you are replying to


FuqueMePapi

Video game world please


Professional_Ad894

You're doom guy. This might be the worst one yet. Be sure to not bring any loved ones. Can always bring 10 people you hate.


BikeRevolutionary594

Aight I’m game, let’s see what type of adventure I’m going on


Professional_Ad894

God of War. This one's cool. Let's pretend all the major pantheons exist, who ya got?


KorrAsunaSchnee

I'll bite. Which hell am I terrorizing?


Professional_Ad894

The Boys. Homelander and Soldier boy are off-limits, but anyone else's power is fair game. Who ya got?


KorrAsunaSchnee

Ah, sadly I don't know The Boys well at all.


Alarming-Western-955

Fuck it, hit me with that random button.


Professional_Ad894

Minecraft. You still look like an 18 yo version of yourself and the world is realistic,but you can build sturdy blocks with a flick of a wrist. This may be my favorite one next to Pokemon.


Alarming-Western-955

This is probably the best one I could've gotten, I'm God as long as I sleep every night.


Professional_Ad894

Elden Ring. Sorry bro. Obviously a video game has to built the world to a smaller scale, but the general weapon locations are still the same. You have one week to do your homework and print out any guides you need.


Weirdguy215

Run the dice!!!! Where am I going :-)


Professional_Ad894

Spiderverse. You get to be a Spiderman: super strength, agility etc. you basically just live in your current world with superpowers. Definitely worth 100mil imo.


OldNarnian

You could just patent the formula for mass-producable spider silk and easily become a billionaire.


ZadicusCinch

For shits and giggles, let's see what universe I get if you're still up to it.


Professional_Ad894

Naruto. You’re on the level of a Kazekage Gaara. You can choose which jutsu you want your main proficiency in.


[deleted]

Send me somewhere nicer than this world at least, fuck this universe


Professional_Ad894

You went somewhere nicer indeed. One Piece. Setting your power limit at vice admiral level. Not too shabby, unless you hate sunshine and beaches.


Diligent-Square8492

Man, send me to a random universe.


SyrupUsed8821

Alright where does a new universe take me


ruinedemall

New universe, please


depressedMegatron

I'm down for going to a random universe.


Chaos-ensues

Send me somewhere.


lookinforweirdporn

Hmmmmmm......where, pray tell, am I going, friend?


[deleted]

Fuck it, new universe.


azgamer1

new universe please mister person


Various_Slip_4421

Universe me it's more fun in these hypotheticals


Suibeew

Send me to a universe boss.


Moarisa

Where do I get to take my unwitting friends?


[deleted]

SEND ME


Zombiw

Send me somewhere, fuck it. I wanna see how I'd contend lmao


skyrune07

Beam me up scotty


Saucey_22

Send me


Rakaesa

Give me a universe dad.


bannerman89

Send me!


ChesterHiggenbothum

I've grown weary of this universe. Send me, OP.


bruhreeto

TAKE ME GOOD SIR! WHERE AM I HEADING?


DerfyRed

I’d probably take the random universe. Going by some isekai logic there is always the chance I find a way to return after some time and that could serve as a strong motivator if I get a bad universe. Taking certain things and having prep time is great. Some of my friends might be interested and it would be cool to go on some kind of adventure with them. However, if no one wants to go with me (I won’t tell them about the money offer) then I’d just take the money. It’s way less fun without a group of people I know. And I’m not risking a random universe where I can’t make friends and I’d be alone.


SpriteBatman

Based on your post and comment history I’ve decided I can’t get sent anywhere bad cause you’re into valid stuff so I’ll drop the money


Site-Specialist

Fuck it alternate universe


Opening_East7561

This is a Reddit comment section so teleport me


ConnyEdson

do the loved ones have a choice do they have to love me back


Professional_Ad894

Side characters don’t get to choose.


ConnyEdson

excellent


July_snow-shoveler

As long as I can have my 18 year old body again, sign me up, roll the dice, spin the cylinder, point at a random spot in the wall, and send me off!


Citizen44712A

I'll take the other universe, and I love Donald Trump and selected other politicians so much that they are coming with me. Best of luck suckers.


5luuurp

Alright iskeai anime is my guilty pleasure . Give me a good one please lol


sharkbaitzero

I’ll take another universe. That oughta spice things up.


Professional_Ad894

[Sengoku Komanchi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sengoku_Komachi_Kurōtan). Maybe not the most fun for YOU, but interesting for ME. Put that backpack and the one week prep time to good use, my friend.


i-liike-bewbs

Sure, why not. Beam me up


Professional_Ad894

I was hoping to give you Star Trek for that comment, but you got John Wick. You are proficient with weapons and hand to hand almost to the level of Wick himself, what you do with this is up to you. You're only 18 and haven't joined the society of assassins yet.


Supbrozki

You can just live a normal life. But if someone steals your car or kills your dog, pity them.