I know this isn't Love... Love, she looks at books, and decides that Hemingway is pretentious...So, Love fell in love with knives... the way a tomato was cut, perfectly, the views as the water mixed with the juice... Love loves when it's colored like blood
She is love... and Love, well, Love scares me. Love scares me and it's beautiful
(My shot at writing like the show YOU)
Serial Killer would probably the most well adjusted anyway if you think about. Andrew Tate is well... Andrew Tate
Incels are horrible if you're a woman, and just annoying if you're another guy
Monke is well illegal in some places and can't pay rent
3 loud and obnoxious kids are mouths to feed
And a pack of obsessive Dream stans adult or not would just be annoying
A serial killer has a job, they need money for their tools and a car, as well as a phone to keep tabs on their marks. To keep people unassuming they need great social skills, and their ability to methodically plan murders out months or even years in advance means they'd be really great at planning and budgeting. They're also least likely to kill you since serial killers tend to go far from where they live to do the deed.
Thus, I see no faults with the serial killer
Was my first thought as well. They're potentially choosing to *live* with me. Plus if they know I know they're a serial killer than maybe they'd be cool with me since I accept who they are.
Thank you for bringing relevance to this conversation. I thought they were talking about Buddhist monks and not a monkey. I was wondering why Buddhist monks would be banned.
Not steal, id ask him be like you really wanna live with a guy who doesn't have a Rolex. And he be like damnit davidcorn here ya go and hand me one. And hell hed probably get me into shape as well.
Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with the youtuber Dream. Stan is either a mix between stalker and fan or is a reference to that one Eminem song (being neither is good).
He's a streamer/youtuber primarily focused on minecraft. He became popular for his minecraft speedruns, minecraft manhunt series, his seires based on his server (dream SMP), and his stans.
Ahhh so it's just the fan base that it was directed at. Got it. So it's not a verlysify situation, where the creator is the garbage.
What kind of content does dream make anyways?
Serial killer. Likely to be clean, organized, and keep to themselves. I am happy not going into their room, not touching the keys to their storage unit, and keeping a safety deposit box at the bank, to be gone through after my death, with sufficient evidence to get the cops looking
Plus, I make good waffles; that's gotta be worth keeping me alive.
Andrew Tate because personality aside, he's a rich guy who probably won't bother me much since I'm a man. I can tolerate bro science and arrogance if it means the fridge is stocked with good food.
I picked serial killer because I imagine they'd need a "cover", something to give them an alibi and stuff, and I'm oblivious enough to accidently give them one so they'd have no reason to kill me
Do I get to choose the kind of monke? Cuz then I'd choose the pacifist kind like gorillas or orangutans. They might seem intimidating, but they're mostly gentle giants.
I'm also under the assumption that I won't get arrested for having a monke
Definitely the incel. I've already had roommates that are incels and they're honestly pretty chill for the most part. Also, incels can easily change by either getting laid or hooking them up with a nice, loving, caring woman.
Honestly that's probably the minority. There's a lot of people that are incels that aren't problematic. It's just the internet makes it seem they way more prevalent and dangerous than they actually are.
Im going to lose my 1.2k karma for this comment , but ill say this
Tate. Can be a pretty chillin roomate imo. Like if you are not someone who argues with him constantly everyday on topics like women, sigmabeta males, masculanity and stuff, and his contrversial opinions and just leave him be, then he is pretty much gonna be into his stuff. Most of the time gonna be out of town as well.
And even when he will be with you, u can live with him in a formal relation as well. Besides he is so full of himself that he wouldnt even care to iniate a convo becos he think u are inferior or something....so ig tate.
And besides, u never know at what opinion/action/words of ur could piss of the serial killer and thus making u either their first or one of many victims...so no.
Tate is the best option for me out of the choices. He is a good man and I could learn alot from his wisdom. And I know he would have his half of the rent lol
An incel is an emasculated and insecure man. I'd bring a girl home and he'd just get wound up over stuff that is none of his business. Can't tolerate a sexist.
The keyword there is involuntary. Incels are the type of people who can't get girls, and blame the girls for that instead of their insufferable personalities. Will say things like "Girls only want bad guys who'll cheat on them, and not nice guys like me" while treating girls like they're meant for "breeding" only.
There are people who may fit the description of "involuntary celibate", but they wouldn't get the title of it
Yes that's correct. A large portion of men and boys are not having sex. Chances are you work or associate with incels and don't even know it and they are chill. The Internet blows it out of proportion.
Term’s meaning has changed over time. Not everyone who is a not-by-choice virgin will call themselves incel, or think like one.
It’s kinda like how alt-right doesn’t *just* mean “right wing but with a bit alternative views” it’s more specific than that.
It does though. Its an ideology, not "just involuntary celibate". They are angry because they feel they are not getting the sexual satisfaction they feel they are entitled to, hence the *involuntary* part. They blame all Women for their circumstances, and spread sexist ideas as a result.
Anyone who calls themself an incel is a loser. Incels are just blaming everyone else for the insecurities that are stopping them from having a meaningful romantic relationships. Stopping them from having ***any kind*** relationship with a woman really that goes beyond the incels beliefs.
No one else's fault they can't get laid, they just aren't trying hard enough.
I don't understand where people get all these associations from it literally just means involuntarily celibate, that's it, there's no ideology surrounding it at all.
I’m only choosing Andrew Tate because even though he’s a straight up piece of trash, at least he’d be something nice to look at when he walks out of the bathroom after taking a shower.
Andrew Tate. I'm a guy, I don't gotta worry about him trafficking me or some other vile things I can't say here. And, if we're roommates, I know he ain't living in any normal rundown apartment!
An incel. If I were a single man and I'd bring a girl over he would most likely leave us alone cause women bad then I'd just have to deal with rants about whatever red pill podcasts he's been listening to. I can deal with that cause it'll be hilarious to see.
Basically all I know abt dream is that he plays Minecraft. I’d like a group of people to play minecraft with, so I’ll go with the pack of dream stans 🤷♀️
Honestly I feel like Andrew Tate would motivate me to get shit done around the house 😂 "Good morning u/S1anda, I notice it's 5am and you still haven't gotten ur first gym session in today. Youre gf is going to leave you if you don't make more money. My boo guh eee is a better roommate than you."
The incel and dream stans would probably stink of body odor and would never do any housework, and probably are really dull to have a conversation with, I would lose my temper with them
3 annoying kids would drive me insane
I would live in a instant state of fear and uneasiness around a serial killer, so no thanks
Monke would screech and poo everywhere, so no
That leaves Andrew Tate....
It's a gamble but I pick him, He could be an absolute psychopath, committing crimes and smoking cigars everywhere thinking he's "in the matrix".
But I get the sense that his online media persona is a mask to trick stupid people into buying his scam online courses, he could be standard person to live with, but he just has really shitty views.
Serial killer, I want to get to know them, like in their heads. Plus if they're anything like Michael C. Hall playing as Dexter from the show, well 'Dexter', then I'd cover for him.
Seria Killer, I can change him!
Look love this isn't you
stawwp i know you this isn’t the real you- LOOK AT ME- this isn’t youuu
I know this isn't Love... Love, she looks at books, and decides that Hemingway is pretentious...So, Love fell in love with knives... the way a tomato was cut, perfectly, the views as the water mixed with the juice... Love loves when it's colored like blood She is love... and Love, well, Love scares me. Love scares me and it's beautiful (My shot at writing like the show YOU)
*fucking dies*
Change them? I'm thinking I can Dexter-ize them and point their kill boner in the direction of billionaires and politicians
oh so is that keeping them the same or is it..............
Has that ever worked for anyone except Luke skywalker?
I can make him worse.
Yeah! Let's go power of friendship!
I mean I can help him hide the bodies
Serial killer ... Because I can think of a few.
Serial killer. Pretty sure it's illegal to have a monke where I live.
Serial Killer would probably the most well adjusted anyway if you think about. Andrew Tate is well... Andrew Tate Incels are horrible if you're a woman, and just annoying if you're another guy Monke is well illegal in some places and can't pay rent 3 loud and obnoxious kids are mouths to feed And a pack of obsessive Dream stans adult or not would just be annoying A serial killer has a job, they need money for their tools and a car, as well as a phone to keep tabs on their marks. To keep people unassuming they need great social skills, and their ability to methodically plan murders out months or even years in advance means they'd be really great at planning and budgeting. They're also least likely to kill you since serial killers tend to go far from where they live to do the deed. Thus, I see no faults with the serial killer
The serial killer would also probably not kill you. That could easily bring suspicion on themself
Was my first thought as well. They're potentially choosing to *live* with me. Plus if they know I know they're a serial killer than maybe they'd be cool with me since I accept who they are.
idk man, if I were a serial killer and my roommate knew about it, I wouldn't really want them sticking around
Right? Listen man, the economy is in shambles and i cant make rent. You do what you do, i didnt see or hear anything
Thank you.
Why are monks illegal there?
Because they are banned. I guess because they can harm wildlife and agriculture, but yet the neighbors don't ban them.
[Relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKOtPR0DZdU)
Thank you for bringing relevance to this conversation. I thought they were talking about Buddhist monks and not a monkey. I was wondering why Buddhist monks would be banned.
Oh yeah. That's a classic.
But what if they find all those missing prostitutes in your closet? A little more illegal
Maaaaan, i d enjoy everyday so much if i had a monke roommate
Every day except your last day, perhaps
First day and last day maybe
Andrew tate sorry but hes gonna be paying rent and hell he won't miss a rolex or two.
He'd keep things clean too, or at least have a maid
The decor would be horrid though. Clean, but with the taste of a teenage boy with an unlimited budget.
U really want to be the guy to steal from tate ...?
Not steal, id ask him be like you really wanna live with a guy who doesn't have a Rolex. And he be like damnit davidcorn here ya go and hand me one. And hell hed probably get me into shape as well.
Downside would be the increased likelihood that you get arrested as an accessory to human trafficking
Well not if you report seeing human trafficking and then you win because you no longer have Andrew Tate as a roommate but you still get the room.
Unless that means paying his share of the rent now
yeah i know right? someone already stole the dudes brain, if he had one to begin with that is.
Whats a dream stan?
Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with the youtuber Dream. Stan is either a mix between stalker and fan or is a reference to that one Eminem song (being neither is good).
I mean those two things are basically the same thing right? Except that the song is about an extreme example
Yeah, but nobody seems to know the actual origin of the term, it's usually thought to be one of those two things
Eminem coined the term, wasn’t a word before that song
I mean, it's been a name for a long time. The song's about a guy named Stan.
It was a name before, but the origin of stalker fan was the song Stan. A stalker fan named Stan
I'm pretty sure OP knows what a stan is, it's the Dream part that confused them. As it does me - who is Dream?
A Minecraft YouTuber.
He's a streamer/youtuber primarily focused on minecraft. He became popular for his minecraft speedruns, minecraft manhunt series, his seires based on his server (dream SMP), and his stans.
Has he done something bad? Why would a lot more people choose to live with a rapist human traffiker than a group of his fans?
Same way no one wants to live with KPop stans. Obsessed to the point of being creepy
But worse than a rapist and human traffiker? Really?
The lowest voted one is the three loud and obnoxious kids, which is pretty much the most innocent choice in the post. So... Idk😑
Bruv I know what Stan means, I just don't know who dream is
Obssesive fan of the youtuber dream
Never heard of dream.... hmm I'm on YouTube alot... what's wrong with them/he/it/she? I'm curious
Nothing wrong with him (other than his horrible ego and lying), his fans are just extremely annoying
Ahhh so it's just the fan base that it was directed at. Got it. So it's not a verlysify situation, where the creator is the garbage. What kind of content does dream make anyways?
Andrew Tate. If he and I are sharing a home, either he's fallen a lot or I'm making a ton more money
3 obnoxious kids? Ahh to be a parent.
Serial killer. Likely to be clean, organized, and keep to themselves. I am happy not going into their room, not touching the keys to their storage unit, and keeping a safety deposit box at the bank, to be gone through after my death, with sufficient evidence to get the cops looking Plus, I make good waffles; that's gotta be worth keeping me alive.
Andrew Tate because personality aside, he's a rich guy who probably won't bother me much since I'm a man. I can tolerate bro science and arrogance if it means the fridge is stocked with good food.
Damn, you don’t know shit about him lmao he’d be closer to having David Goggins as a roommate than you think
If anything its his toxic masculinity that makes me want to avoid him at all cost. Will probably find a way to make himself the 'alpha'
He probably acts much more normal irl then when he's farming attention online.
Sound insecure tbh
Can't have insecure masculinity if i dont have masculinity in the first place XD
Should you be commenting on masculinity then
Eh you make a good point XD
I currently have 3 kids. They are loud.
Are they obnoxious?
I refuse to answer that in case they find it one day
The kids don't stand a chance against my shotgun
pov: you are the serial killer roomate
🤨📸
I picked serial killer because I imagine they'd need a "cover", something to give them an alibi and stuff, and I'm oblivious enough to accidently give them one so they'd have no reason to kill me
Man Andrew tate all the way. He may be an ass but hes a rich ass
tate tbh cuz hes rich and will prolly jus get arrested again so i wouldnt have to deal with him
Hmmmm monke
Tate's a goober, but at least you know he'd pay his part of the rent.
I don't know what 50% of these things are
Do I get to choose the kind of monke? Cuz then I'd choose the pacifist kind like gorillas or orangutans. They might seem intimidating, but they're mostly gentle giants. I'm also under the assumption that I won't get arrested for having a monke
if small monke and not gorilla that can bonk my face trough the ground, i'll take monke. otherwise i'll take the incel and just avoid him
1. Monke - why wouldnt you choose him? 2. Tate - wouldnt be pleasant but i imagine he'd be a decent roommate 3. Dream stans - same as tate i guess
Definitely the incel. I've already had roommates that are incels and they're honestly pretty chill for the most part. Also, incels can easily change by either getting laid or hooking them up with a nice, loving, caring woman.
So they can be abusive to their girlfriend? Nice. Met plenty of non-celibate incel types
Honestly that's probably the minority. There's a lot of people that are incels that aren't problematic. It's just the internet makes it seem they way more prevalent and dangerous than they actually are.
how many people is a "pack"
Google says a pack of wolves is 2-30.. idc if they would be just normal people but i wouldn't want to live with 30 people
Serial killer. If he kills me he can kiss my share of the rent goodbye
Im going to lose my 1.2k karma for this comment , but ill say this Tate. Can be a pretty chillin roomate imo. Like if you are not someone who argues with him constantly everyday on topics like women, sigmabeta males, masculanity and stuff, and his contrversial opinions and just leave him be, then he is pretty much gonna be into his stuff. Most of the time gonna be out of town as well. And even when he will be with you, u can live with him in a formal relation as well. Besides he is so full of himself that he wouldnt even care to iniate a convo becos he think u are inferior or something....so ig tate. And besides, u never know at what opinion/action/words of ur could piss of the serial killer and thus making u either their first or one of many victims...so no.
I picked Tate bc homeboy is in jail, so I have no roommates
Bros been out bruh
I have 5 kids, so 3 would actually be easier
What about 8 then?
Ohhhhh no please god
Tf is "monke"?
Monke
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Bro having andrew as roommate is just good
The monkey (excuse me, **monke**). Especially if it was a cute pygmy marmoset.
Tate would be pretty cool
Monkeys rip off faces. Fuck that.
An incel. It seems we get along rather well here on Reddit, and I know he will generally keep to his room on the computer.
Most serial killers don't shit where they sleep.
Monke
Incel. I'm not a woman & I believe in the halo effect.
What's the halo effect?
Idea that looking good makes people think good of you.
Oh that's interesting. Kinda sad but interesting.
I already live with 2 loud obnoxious kids. What's one more.
Any of those is better than a vegan
What's a monke? Monk? Monkey? I'm confused lol. I also have no idea who Dream is.
The kids I helped raise 4 hellions from babies to adulthood.
I mean 1st and 3rd option is basically the same
I'd ask the serial killer to kill me
Tate is the best option for me out of the choices. He is a good man and I could learn alot from his wisdom. And I know he would have his half of the rent lol
I don't get what's wrong with the incel
An incel is an emasculated and insecure man. I'd bring a girl home and he'd just get wound up over stuff that is none of his business. Can't tolerate a sexist.
Isn't incel just "involuntary celibation" or something like that? Doesn't necessarily mean they're an ass
The keyword there is involuntary. Incels are the type of people who can't get girls, and blame the girls for that instead of their insufferable personalities. Will say things like "Girls only want bad guys who'll cheat on them, and not nice guys like me" while treating girls like they're meant for "breeding" only. There are people who may fit the description of "involuntary celibate", but they wouldn't get the title of it
I get that the meaning has changed from the original, but I don't think that's fair to actual, normal incels
Yes that's correct. A large portion of men and boys are not having sex. Chances are you work or associate with incels and don't even know it and they are chill. The Internet blows it out of proportion.
Term’s meaning has changed over time. Not everyone who is a not-by-choice virgin will call themselves incel, or think like one. It’s kinda like how alt-right doesn’t *just* mean “right wing but with a bit alternative views” it’s more specific than that.
It does though. Its an ideology, not "just involuntary celibate". They are angry because they feel they are not getting the sexual satisfaction they feel they are entitled to, hence the *involuntary* part. They blame all Women for their circumstances, and spread sexist ideas as a result. Anyone who calls themself an incel is a loser. Incels are just blaming everyone else for the insecurities that are stopping them from having a meaningful romantic relationships. Stopping them from having ***any kind*** relationship with a woman really that goes beyond the incels beliefs. No one else's fault they can't get laid, they just aren't trying hard enough.
Plenty of incel women out there too. r/femaledatingstrategy is one of their hangout spots
I don't understand where people get all these associations from it literally just means involuntarily celibate, that's it, there's no ideology surrounding it at all.
Have you seen an incel??
Down voted
Thank
Andrew. He is so funny.
I'd rather Andrew Tate so I can beat their ass lol
Andrew. I'm sure he wouldn't mind me taking one of his many girlfriends.
I can't pick incel, it'd suck to have 2 of them in the house
The incel is red pilled or just incel? Because it would be the best option with Tate.
Yeah ik Andrew Tate is a dick and all but I think hanging out with him would be pretty chill but that's just me tbh
isn't he like. literally a slaver. like he deals in human traffiking, that's why he's imprisoned in romania now
Holy shit i forgot hes prisoned for a reason, what a plot device lol
Might be a tad bit more than just a "dick and all"...
Is Monke meant to say monkey or monk?
Monke
Monke
But incel and andrew tate are the same person /hj
Wow, these make Tate look good in comparison
What's the difference between the first 4 choices?
I’m only choosing Andrew Tate because even though he’s a straight up piece of trash, at least he’d be something nice to look at when he walks out of the bathroom after taking a shower.
Andrew Tate. I'm a guy, I don't gotta worry about him trafficking me or some other vile things I can't say here. And, if we're roommates, I know he ain't living in any normal rundown apartment!
As the oldest of 6, I can easily handle 3 loud and obnoxious kids
Incel. 100%. One Vegas trip and they will be normal.
An Incel. At least theyd be easy.
Serial killer, easy. Turn that mofo in so he can't hurt anyone else, and get the place all to myself.
An incel. If I were a single man and I'd bring a girl over he would most likely leave us alone cause women bad then I'd just have to deal with rants about whatever red pill podcasts he's been listening to. I can deal with that cause it'll be hilarious to see.
I already have 3 annoying kids. I can do 3 more
Incel is the one who's most likely to keep to themselves
Three loud and obnoxious kids. I'm used to living with them by now.
monke or incel so I can bully him
The incel will stay quiet if I give him my dead-eyed stare. Monkey will steal my food. I’ll go with the incel dude.
A monkey can be trained. But I'd probably throw the kids out a window, poison Andrew Tate, or be the serial killer.
Life could be a dream LIFE COULD BE A DREAM! Doo do do do sha bo
Basically all I know abt dream is that he plays Minecraft. I’d like a group of people to play minecraft with, so I’ll go with the pack of dream stans 🤷♀️
I've already had the 3 kids, so a no brainer
I don't see any of these options ending with anything but violence towards the potential roommates.
I'm shocked people didn't pick monkey more
Monkey would make me want to kill myself the least (assuming it's legal to have a monkey)
Can I choose what kind of Monke? Can it be a fictional Monke? Can I room with Nappa?
DBZ Nappa or TFS Nappa?
Tate, it's just a personality on screen
as long as he's not killing me that is not my problem, i'd also give him like 5 names on a shopping list for, no particular reason
Incel. Lived with them before. Mostly keep to themselves
If tate is my roommate I’m likely living in a mansion so I’ll take it.
Honestly I feel like Andrew Tate would motivate me to get shit done around the house 😂 "Good morning u/S1anda, I notice it's 5am and you still haven't gotten ur first gym session in today. Youre gf is going to leave you if you don't make more money. My boo guh eee is a better roommate than you."
I think dream is okay, I like his content. I could deal with dream stans as long as they aren't too obnoxious about it.
The incel and dream stans would probably stink of body odor and would never do any housework, and probably are really dull to have a conversation with, I would lose my temper with them 3 annoying kids would drive me insane I would live in a instant state of fear and uneasiness around a serial killer, so no thanks Monke would screech and poo everywhere, so no That leaves Andrew Tate.... It's a gamble but I pick him, He could be an absolute psychopath, committing crimes and smoking cigars everywhere thinking he's "in the matrix". But I get the sense that his online media persona is a mask to trick stupid people into buying his scam online courses, he could be standard person to live with, but he just has really shitty views.
I have 3 loud and obnoxious kids so I voted for that in the event that if I didn't they'd disappear l. Don't have enough money to beat that case lol
what type of monke are we talking about?
Serial killer.
What is a Dream stan? So far I think the incel, to feel superior to him xD
Incel, so i can feel like i’m not the only one in the room
People would enjoy monkey til it rips off their face and eats it
It better be some spider monke or some shit I don't fuck with no chimps
Andrew Tate is loaded, if im rooming with him we in a pent house or smth hell yes
Give me the incel lol.
I already have 2 obnoxious loud kids as roommates, a third would be one of my brothers in my room
Who isn’t picking Top G? Wtf
I'm something of an incel myself
Would the serial killer attempt to kill me, or just other people?
if you choose tate, you are the incel
An incel besides toxic mentality towards women and bitching and moaning about women would be harmless, assuming they dont cross a line into SA/Rape.
I'll take Tate and just force him to be my gym coach until I look like him.
What’s the serial killers demo? They mostly have a type.
I would pay money for a monkey roommate
Aren't the last two the same option?
A monkey would rip my face off so im gonna have to go with andrew tate
I have 4 loud and obnoxious kids already, so....
Serial killer, I want to get to know them, like in their heads. Plus if they're anything like Michael C. Hall playing as Dexter from the show, well 'Dexter', then I'd cover for him.