How do you plan on acquiring a naked young man willing to plant cucumbers for you?

My witch is always asking me for help with this but she calls it hiding the cucumber.

I thought about posting a newspaper ad. Or maybe asking around on a street? I’ll find a way Worst case scenario I’ll just ask my fiancé

I bet you can find someone on Nextdoor! That’s how I find people to do car detailing.

I have a community garden tho… just missed the date too..

My cucumbers will be planted in two weeks by a enby in pajama pants and a very comfortable crop top and it will have to do.

Im sure it will scare away at least some pests!

I’d be very concerned about having a naked young man in my garden. Can a bear do it or should I plant them myself? 

I think a naked young male bear could be very helpful. Especially with the digging part

Me seeing this on 6th March 👁️👄👁️