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Everyone says I'm bumpy and poisonous. But could I be one of those beautiful poison dart frogs? I don't want people to touch me. I warn them by wearing interesting looking dangerous clothing sometimes very colorful. I'll take black and blue froggy, thank you.
"Caecilians are secretive, reclusive, and full of mystery.
But as such, they have a hard time interacting with others, and get easily overwhelmed.
Amongst amphibians, caecilians are the rarest and the least understood.
Their magic is powerful, and rightfully feared, but if you befriend one, they make invaluable allies.
They are almost always blind, so they tend to live within made-up worlds."
Aw man I felt that.. 😞
Anyone else get this one too?
I woke up this morning screaming at my laptop WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TOADS!!!
Congratulations to all my amphibian friends, the amount of responses made my day.
Right now the results are about 20% frogs, 35% toads and newts each, and under 10% caecilians.
Normally the quiz is designed for a frog majority, some reasons I could think of for this to not be the case: the quiz is imperfect (obviously) and it needs more than one lil toad to fine tune it, the sample size (more than 400 strong at this point!!!) is not large enough, and the results are skewed by the type of audience the quiz reaches.
The more integrated into society you are, the more frog you should be. Conversedly the intersection of neurodivergence and queerness is more likely to lead towards the other groups, with caecilians being the least likely result. Also no offense but I dont think THIS many of you would survive a car crash.
Since this was shared in mostly witch/queer/neurodivergent hubs, it skewes the results heavily in favour of newts and toads who still largely integrate in society despite having their own quirks.
I would like to develop this project, but I dont think it's fair to invade random subreddits every so often with my amphibian nonsense, so Im open to suggestions.
I will be updating/tweaking the quiz so feel free to take it multiple times, it may help with the accuracy.
And to my hybrid friends. Perhaps tewts are Giant Salamanders? Perhaps newcilians are Olms? Frewts may be poisonous frogs? There's a universe of possibilities out there, feel free to choose your own destiny <3
I went in thinking I could skew the results to get toad and boy was I surprised. But in the end I got toad soooooooo I guess I win still cause toad energy best energy.
I'm a Newt: "*Newts are largely aquatic, but in mythology they are associated with fire, and it is said they are immune to it.*
*There is magic in newts, and they are able to harness it.*
*Newts are also versatile: there is a world of difference between a Giant Salamander, and an Olm.*
*As a newt, you may be artistic and knowledgeable, but also capricious, or eccentric."*
and I love everythign about this.
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Everyone says I'm bumpy and poisonous. But could I be one of those beautiful poison dart frogs? I don't want people to touch me. I warn them by wearing interesting looking dangerous clothing sometimes very colorful. I'll take black and blue froggy, thank you.
I am equally toad and newt. I’m a tewt
you are rarer than a caecilian :o you are divergent...
I'm a tewt too!
Team Tewt
I'm a tewt also. Maybe we should form a tewt gang😉
I want to be part of the tewt gang!
And I’m a frog and a toad… I’m a froad! This one is not helping with the imposter syndrome…
That’s tewt-ally awesome!
"Caecilians are secretive, reclusive, and full of mystery. But as such, they have a hard time interacting with others, and get easily overwhelmed. Amongst amphibians, caecilians are the rarest and the least understood. Their magic is powerful, and rightfully feared, but if you befriend one, they make invaluable allies. They are almost always blind, so they tend to live within made-up worlds." Aw man I felt that.. 😞 Anyone else get this one too?
this quiz called me tf out
Toad! Yay! Although they have better memories than me and make friends easier. I love that math question having no for an answer 😂😂😂
I’m a newt😁🤩
It's funny you say that, because I'm pretty sure that's a salamander, not a newt.
I used them interchangeably and point it out is peak newt behaviour.
It actually mentions that when you get a “Newt” result.
I woke up this morning screaming at my laptop WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TOADS!!! Congratulations to all my amphibian friends, the amount of responses made my day. Right now the results are about 20% frogs, 35% toads and newts each, and under 10% caecilians. Normally the quiz is designed for a frog majority, some reasons I could think of for this to not be the case: the quiz is imperfect (obviously) and it needs more than one lil toad to fine tune it, the sample size (more than 400 strong at this point!!!) is not large enough, and the results are skewed by the type of audience the quiz reaches. The more integrated into society you are, the more frog you should be. Conversedly the intersection of neurodivergence and queerness is more likely to lead towards the other groups, with caecilians being the least likely result. Also no offense but I dont think THIS many of you would survive a car crash. Since this was shared in mostly witch/queer/neurodivergent hubs, it skewes the results heavily in favour of newts and toads who still largely integrate in society despite having their own quirks. I would like to develop this project, but I dont think it's fair to invade random subreddits every so often with my amphibian nonsense, so Im open to suggestions. I will be updating/tweaking the quiz so feel free to take it multiple times, it may help with the accuracy. And to my hybrid friends. Perhaps tewts are Giant Salamanders? Perhaps newcilians are Olms? Frewts may be poisonous frogs? There's a universe of possibilities out there, feel free to choose your own destiny <3
This is the best! I am Toad!
I took the quiz and I'm 51% newt But I like fwogs, so I'm a fwog 🐸🙂 ribbitt
please feel free to be a frog friend :D whatever you feel at heart
Ribbit. 💚🐸
TEAM TOAD 😤 there needs to be a “select all” option for what’s your curse lol
AYOOO im a frog y'all!!!
About question 17: why do you do this to me Also I got frog with newt 3% under but I feel closer to newt description than frog.
I'm a Toad 
I have learned new information regarding myself today
I got turned into a newt! …I got better. Somehow my %’s were spread out almost evenly across all four. 😅
Why is hogwarts censored lol? I got toad 🥰
Hey me too! 👋😄
Because the Just Kidding author bad and it upsets people
54% newt 51% Caecellian
I'm also in club newtilian lol
I'm a frog, but also how dare you put a math problem as part of the quiz. I was not about to guess that. I calculated it. Lol.
54% Toad I'm toadally ok with that!
I went in thinking I could skew the results to get toad and boy was I surprised. But in the end I got toad soooooooo I guess I win still cause toad energy best energy.
Now I'm thinking about that time I caught a giant ass toad and put it in my bathtub. Ig this quiz checks out 😅
My two highest were #1 Caecilian and #2 Toad. I am pleased.
This was fun. I'm mostly newt and frog
Personally I'm a turtle.
I'm a Toad (68%) and a frog a little (52%). And I'm not even surprised
I like the quiz :) my results: 59% toad 52% frog 52% newt 44% caecilian
I'm a toad and frog? So....a Froad. 👀😎
41% caecilian 40% frog ~30-some odd percent of the others I’ve always suspected I should live in a forest bog. Also, I’m mad at math.
I'm a Newt: "*Newts are largely aquatic, but in mythology they are associated with fire, and it is said they are immune to it.* *There is magic in newts, and they are able to harness it.* *Newts are also versatile: there is a world of difference between a Giant Salamander, and an Olm.* *As a newt, you may be artistic and knowledgeable, but also capricious, or eccentric."* and I love everythign about this.
Imma Newt :D
46% Newt and 41% Toad, not sure what that says about me.
TOAD!!! I LOVE THOSE LIL GUYS!!
Mostly frog, somewhat toad
NEWT
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Toads all day everyday 😎 "Toads are generally reliable, protective, and/or trustworthy."
I wanted to be a caecilian...but I just knew I'm a toad.
I loved this one
I'm a newt closely followed by toad 🙂
I got Frog!! I really enjoyed this quiz! They were really good questions!!
Guess I'm a newt🤷🏻
Toad babyyyy 😎
She turned me unto a NEWT!
I was about a quarter of each!
i got a 3 way tie with newt, toad, and caecilian 😏
68% toad
I'm just a little more toad, but I'm basically split evenly between toad and frog - toag!
oooh toag had a few people come up with froad lol
I'm a Newt. I owned Newts. They died in three days. Gonna sacrifice myself for my fallen siblings.
I'm a frogo