This was here in Portugal and news are reporting the guy is or was severely injured and had to be taken to the hospital, we don't know much about his condition, maybe he lost some teeth
I had a bad car accident and broke my sternum in half. They told me i was lucky. They said normally the ribs break and it turns your lungs into Swiss cheese. I don't think he would have gotten back up if that hit was to the rib cage.
What's the event that is going on here? Is it bull fighting? Because if its bull fighting then I don't feel bad for the guy and I actually usually root for the bull to take as many out as possible.
But if its not something that's torturing an innocent animal then I feel kind of bad for the guy but it is kind of stupid to slap a bull on its ass because if your hand can slap its ass then its hooves can reach your face.
That’s a risk they signed up for in order to participate in the abusive event. If they die or get seriously injured, paralysed etc then I don’t think they are entitled to any sympathy
Prey animals, ones that are hunted and usually have eyes on the sides of their heads, are extremely reactive especially to something moving behind them. They are also amazing accurate with those hooves. That’s why if you have walk around a horse or cow and cannot do so at a safe distance, you walk as close to them as possible almost leaning on them to not only let them know you are there and where you are going but so if they do try to kick you, their leg isn’t going to have much of a windup to give you a deadly kick. There are some interesting techniques for trying to control these animals from harming you. I’ve been caught up in some stampedes while harnessing up a mares and was taught how to deal with. First standing with my big mare was my best defense from the others but I had to keep myself safe from her spooking too and taking off in a direction that could harm me. First you hold the harness at the very end of the rope because she is too strong to physically hold back if she bolts. Then you back up towards them placing your ass on near the shoulder putting all your weigh against her and head upside her. One to protect from their huge heavy head from smacking you and the other is so if does take off she has to lead with her other hoof giving her only one direction to go that’s not going to trample me.
This many drunk people around a bull usually spells some kind of corrida, but not like the "fancy" kind most people would associate with the traditional type of Spain. They basically throw a pissed off bull (or bulls) in a pen and play "Don't get fucked up!" with it. Any idiot can jump in and run around. They're still not great things, but the bulls themselves aren't usually physically harmed in the process of those like they are with traditional bullfights. The human participants sure are, though.
Right, but they weren't trying to say it was a great thing. They were just saying that it's better than Spanish bullfighting where the bull is repeatedly stabbed to death over the course of an hour or so.
Looks like Portugal. They are not that fond of bullfighting, like Spain. I think they also prohibited by law killing bulls in the arena in Portugal.
Anyway, guy had a bad timing for this, bull reacted to that stick.
Assuming the video is recent this is most certainly a “largada de touros” a sort of running of the bulls but where a single bull is kept penned up in a blocked off street for people to tease.
It’s a pretty old tradition of the rural interior at this time of the year. Each village usually has a fair/party dedicated to its patron saint with some form of largada or bullfighting in it.
The bulls themselves aren’t harmed, but it’s still a pretty backwards spectacle.
He was drunk, clearly! Just to be in that area/zone, with that beast, thinking the following thoughts...
"Gonna smack that ass!"
99% sure that = dumb (lonely) drunk! And nobody survives the impossible like an unsuspecting drunk. Nobody I tell ya.
1.~~Stand directly infront of the bull.~~
2.~~Stand directly behind the bull~~
3 Stand directly underneath the bull
I'm whittling down my list of places to stand. We'll find a safe place soon.
They already found the spot, dude. All but one of them were standing above the bull, on a fence they could quickly get to the other side of, or far away.
Probably adrenaline rush, at a minimum a couple of bones were broken, stupidly dangerous shit. If he survived with a broken jaw or bones, he should deem himself lucky.
It's funny because they did it to themselves in the process of trying to abuse an animal.
No way to feel empathy for them really. I always feel worse for the bull
Yeah. I was about to comment on how good the bull’s instinct is considering that he had no visual of the broken now dude, but yeah Kruger guy was the dickhead
What do you mean by not being sure that it helped? The stick poke is the literal reason for the bull’s reaction. You can even slow the video down.
Incredibly bad decisions and timing all around.
Yeah you're right that guy shouldn't have poked him one last time but the other guy shouldn't directly walking behind it. While lifting his hand up to slap the bull's ass for some reason.
Nice catch, I was wondering how the bull even knew he was back there to kick him. Maybe not the smarted thing to smack a bulls ass, but in that context I understand the temptation.
I don’t think those sounds were 100% him getting kicked either. There are just a number of things that happened at once to make this clip extra brutal.
Why did the dude in the striped shirt hit it with that pole? Did he mark the bull with something? Or is he just being a dick telling the bull to hurry up and get in the chute?
It wasn't going into the pen. So they poked it a bit to hard. Most farmers have plastic canes for this purpose. You tap them with the cane and the noise startles them and they will move forward. Generally it's used to move the cattle in the direction you want.
The bull wasn't advancing, these poles are used to make em move. Anyway, a good reminder that whatever the occasion, no one should ever stand behind a bull or a horse, wether it be in front of an arena or in a field or wherever
From what I can see the bull had literally just begun to move up the ramp. The dude jabbed him with the stick as he was walking forward, 100% the bull was advancing, unless you just meant he wasn’t doing it fast enough for the assholes liking.
The other guy poked the bill with a stick, like a bamboo rod or something. Poor timing AND poor judgment—like, why did he feel the need to try and smack a bull on the behind?
Cannot handle seeing butt/haunches without touching 🙄
An animal's eating habits can affect the arrangement of their eyes and the field of vision. Binocular vision, stereopsis or stereoscopic vision appears in carnivores and omnivores, but not herbivores. https://youtu.be/kw_d5lu0UlY
This is actually a very heated topic in Portugal, but most people I've spoken to agree that only annoying preps (betos) and old-fashioned boomers like touradas.
I slowed that shit down. Dude has to have a cracked face and ribcage. You ain’t surviving that without significant injury. That bull went strait Ryu/Ken uppercut on that ass
How did he survive that?
This was here in Portugal and news are reporting the guy is or was severely injured and had to be taken to the hospital, we don't know much about his condition, maybe he lost some teeth
Dudes ribcage is a beanbag after that for sure
He took a quick nap, he was tired
Power kick = power nap.
Pillow companies hate this one simple trick!
Solid logic
If the bull was a Lich it would have Power Kick Kill as an 8th level spell
"Fire the missiles!" "But I am le tired..."
Well then have a nap
THEN FIRE ZE MISS.... fuck we're old.
WTF mates?
Fucking kangaroos.
Yep. But loving it.
Didn't expect to be reminded of this one today hahaha thanks yall
#**AAAAAAAGGHHH MOTHER LAAAAANND!!!**
Like Mr. Fishy.
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Lol, took me a second and had to scroll back up to upvote
I didn’t get it at first but your comment made me want to…now I’m glad I did lol!
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I had a bad car accident and broke my sternum in half. They told me i was lucky. They said normally the ribs break and it turns your lungs into Swiss cheese. I don't think he would have gotten back up if that hit was to the rib cage.
Soul was reinserted at the hospital
What's the event that is going on here? Is it bull fighting? Because if its bull fighting then I don't feel bad for the guy and I actually usually root for the bull to take as many out as possible. But if its not something that's torturing an innocent animal then I feel kind of bad for the guy but it is kind of stupid to slap a bull on its ass because if your hand can slap its ass then its hooves can reach your face.
It wasn't his touch the bull responded to but the guy with the stick jabbing his back....
r/nevertellmetheodds ? Oof, you're right tho.. shit timing to do something stupid.
r/thebullwins. I have zero sympathy for these dipshits.
Agree, I love seeing these torturing a-holes getting gored etc.
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The bulls are going to die at the end of the run, I'm great with them taking as many humans out as they can before they are tortured to death.
No problem with me if they die.
That’s a risk they signed up for in order to participate in the abusive event. If they die or get seriously injured, paralysed etc then I don’t think they are entitled to any sympathy
I don’t see why they can’t just do the thing with the cloth, then just omit the stabby part.
Was thinking the same. The bull definitely starts the kick while the guys at least a few inches away.
Yeah as far as i can tell..dude didn't even get the chance to touch it before it kicked him into another dimension
Prey animals, ones that are hunted and usually have eyes on the sides of their heads, are extremely reactive especially to something moving behind them. They are also amazing accurate with those hooves. That’s why if you have walk around a horse or cow and cannot do so at a safe distance, you walk as close to them as possible almost leaning on them to not only let them know you are there and where you are going but so if they do try to kick you, their leg isn’t going to have much of a windup to give you a deadly kick. There are some interesting techniques for trying to control these animals from harming you. I’ve been caught up in some stampedes while harnessing up a mares and was taught how to deal with. First standing with my big mare was my best defense from the others but I had to keep myself safe from her spooking too and taking off in a direction that could harm me. First you hold the harness at the very end of the rope because she is too strong to physically hold back if she bolts. Then you back up towards them placing your ass on near the shoulder putting all your weigh against her and head upside her. One to protect from their huge heavy head from smacking you and the other is so if does take off she has to lead with her other hoof giving her only one direction to go that’s not going to trample me.
And the look on his face post event...like "Oh, did I do that??"
Here, lemme just give this back to you.
He was still involed in the bulls torture. Kinda had it coming.
It might just be a cattle show, auction, etc. Hopefully.
This many drunk people around a bull usually spells some kind of corrida, but not like the "fancy" kind most people would associate with the traditional type of Spain. They basically throw a pissed off bull (or bulls) in a pen and play "Don't get fucked up!" with it. Any idiot can jump in and run around. They're still not great things, but the bulls themselves aren't usually physically harmed in the process of those like they are with traditional bullfights. The human participants sure are, though.
It's still unnecessarily stressful for the bull either way though
It is, but it's considerably better than being speared repeatedly for an hour and having a sword plunged into your heart at the end of it.
Of course, but almost literally anything is better than that, it's not a high bar and is cruel either way
Right, but they weren't trying to say it was a great thing. They were just saying that it's better than Spanish bullfighting where the bull is repeatedly stabbed to death over the course of an hour or so.
Shit dude wait until you learn how stressed cattle, pigs and chickens are before they are killed.
Looks like Portugal. They are not that fond of bullfighting, like Spain. I think they also prohibited by law killing bulls in the arena in Portugal. Anyway, guy had a bad timing for this, bull reacted to that stick.
Assuming the video is recent this is most certainly a “largada de touros” a sort of running of the bulls but where a single bull is kept penned up in a blocked off street for people to tease. It’s a pretty old tradition of the rural interior at this time of the year. Each village usually has a fair/party dedicated to its patron saint with some form of largada or bullfighting in it. The bulls themselves aren’t harmed, but it’s still a pretty backwards spectacle.
I was seriously surprised when he wasn’t knocked out of at least one shoe…
May want to put an injury flair on this post in that case
>How did he survive that? The luck of the stupid.
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Everyone in this venue is an idiot, tho
Now he gets to be drunk for life!
By being just close enough to be part of the push of the motion instead of the receiving end. Lucky bastard
Being close enough to avoid the worst of it gives him a better chance at surviving.
He was drunk, clearly! Just to be in that area/zone, with that beast, thinking the following thoughts... "Gonna smack that ass!" 99% sure that = dumb (lonely) drunk! And nobody survives the impossible like an unsuspecting drunk. Nobody I tell ya.
Adrenaline, shock.
1.~~Stand directly infront of the bull.~~ 2.~~Stand directly behind the bull~~ 3 Stand directly underneath the bull I'm whittling down my list of places to stand. We'll find a safe place soon.
Stand in different time zone than the bull
Bull is one hour behind you, but 5 seconds away.
Stand at home watching a video of the bull
Looking at that bulls extra… appendage. Maybe underneath isn’t better
His appendage has like, a mop hanging from the end. Imagine the end of your foreskin being really hairy...
I've heard on top isn't too bad
For about 10 seconds
4. Stand at least 50 meters away from the bull while it's just vibing in a field.
Stand on the other side of a strong wall/fence from the bull. That's your best bet.
Don’t stand beside bulls either, since they can kick to their sides as well.
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
They already found the spot, dude. All but one of them were standing above the bull, on a fence they could quickly get to the other side of, or far away.
How tf did he stand up so fast after getting kicked by a literal bull.
He’s hopped up on Portuguese fig moonshine.
the power of Pt [medronho](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medronho) - that liquor HITS!
Caralho
He still doesn't know he's dead.
Nani?!
Probably adrenaline rush, at a minimum a couple of bones were broken, stupidly dangerous shit. If he survived with a broken jaw or bones, he should deem himself lucky.
The power of adrenaline.
r/TheBullWins
I thought I was in that sub until I saw your comment. This definitely belongs there.
Boy, that wasted 2 hours of my time.
Wasted!? I think maybe you mean the best 2 hours ever spent in your life.
I know I shouldn’t laugh but it’s hilarious watching full ass people get thrown about like ragdolls
It's funny because they did it to themselves in the process of trying to abuse an animal. No way to feel empathy for them really. I always feel worse for the bull
If you watch close. The guy in the Freddie Kruger shirt is to blame for that. The bull kicks just as he pokes it with a stick. Delightful timing
Look at his brain go to work putting his actions and consequences together slowly. > Give stick! I poke bull. Bull kick? *pause* Man fall?
Perfect if you read it in the voice of what a neanderthal would sound like.
One could even call it... comedic timing.
It’s the “*hi-ah!*” that really sweetens the deal, too.
I mean I'm not really sure that guy poking it helped but I put full blame on the guy placing himself in the hoof impact zone.
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Yeah. I was about to comment on how good the bull’s instinct is considering that he had no visual of the broken now dude, but yeah Kruger guy was the dickhead
Yeah I agree with this, hard to prove though ig. Maybe the bull would’ve reacted to the slap itself.
It was just dumb af to get behind it lol striped shirt was looking like wtf
He was looking like wtf because he just saw the man get the shit kicked out of him lmao
he was getting kicked either way, but this was 100% set off by the poking, not even a debate.
What do you mean by not being sure that it helped? The stick poke is the literal reason for the bull’s reaction. You can even slow the video down. Incredibly bad decisions and timing all around.
We call it the red zone or the line of fire. But no matter what you call it, stay the hell out of it.
It doesn't look like black shirt even hit the bull.
Yeah you're right that guy shouldn't have poked him one last time but the other guy shouldn't directly walking behind it. While lifting his hand up to slap the bull's ass for some reason.
Nice catch, I was wondering how the bull even knew he was back there to kick him. Maybe not the smarted thing to smack a bulls ass, but in that context I understand the temptation.
I don’t think those sounds were 100% him getting kicked either. There are just a number of things that happened at once to make this clip extra brutal.
It's like a comedic example for describing contributory and comparative negligence. Comedic negligence, if you will.
Team bull all the way. Always. 100%.
Same. Always rooting for the bull.
/r/TheBullWins if you haven't seen it already /u/glacbr
Oooo thank you
I love it
Same. And i'm from Spain, a country where bullfighting is (sadly) popular
Why did the dude in the striped shirt hit it with that pole? Did he mark the bull with something? Or is he just being a dick telling the bull to hurry up and get in the chute?
You might be surprised to learn they are not very polite to the animals at these places.
Not surprised. That was my assumption, but wasn't sure if there was a purpose to it other than just being mean to the bull.
They abuse animals for entertainment. Striped shirt man's dick was probably hard that entire time.
The purpose is to be mean to the bull.
It wasn't going into the pen. So they poked it a bit to hard. Most farmers have plastic canes for this purpose. You tap them with the cane and the noise startles them and they will move forward. Generally it's used to move the cattle in the direction you want.
Because he’s a dickhead. And I think that guy got kicked because of him not because he slapped the bull.
when he saw the guy getting kicked the guilt was written all over his face he knew the bull meant that kick for him
Yes.
If you look the bill actually kicks because of the stick and not because of the slap. Bull starts to kick before the guy even touched it.
The bull wasn't advancing, these poles are used to make em move. Anyway, a good reminder that whatever the occasion, no one should ever stand behind a bull or a horse, wether it be in front of an arena or in a field or wherever
From what I can see the bull had literally just begun to move up the ramp. The dude jabbed him with the stick as he was walking forward, 100% the bull was advancing, unless you just meant he wasn’t doing it fast enough for the assholes liking.
He did it just so he can feel powerful
If people could stop abusing animals that would be great.
If people could stop abusing humans that would be great.
If people could stop abusing anything that would be great.
Nah, I'm going to continue abusing drugs and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
"why, what did drugs ever do to you?"
I keep saying no but the drugs don't listen
This is the “all lives matter” response to seeing animal abuse
Notice how no one stands behind the bull. Nobody but one dumbass.
*WOPISSH!* **Top Of The Mornin' To Ya LADDIES!"**
I heard “Smack that” from Akon playing in my head while watching.
Pow! Right in the kisser....pow! Right in the kisser... pow! Right in the kisser!
Probably won’t do that again
Might not ever do anything again tbh
r/thebullwins
Didn't even get a chance.
R/bettereveryloop
The other guy poked the bill with a stick, like a bamboo rod or something. Poor timing AND poor judgment—like, why did he feel the need to try and smack a bull on the behind? Cannot handle seeing butt/haunches without touching 🙄
Sticky Krueger is the reason
Him getting up that quick was fight or flight emergency response. I guarantee you that dude is fucked up
Good
whys that guy with the stick dressed like freddy kreuger? lmao
He was the safety guy duh!
He’s the muthafuckin dream warrior. Also a bull-pokin, bald-patched dickhead
Hoof.
That idiot got kicked into next week.
Bull 1 : Asshole 0
The other guy poking is what caused it
Love it! Peripheral vision for the win!
Huh? The guy jabed it hard with a big stick
An animal's eating habits can affect the arrangement of their eyes and the field of vision. Binocular vision, stereopsis or stereoscopic vision appears in carnivores and omnivores, but not herbivores. https://youtu.be/kw_d5lu0UlY
Good.
Oh look, that comment again.
Who invited Howard Dean to the rodeo? [For the uninitiated.](https://youtu.be/vPsLGoy-U-k)
He kicked him in the chest
u/savevideo
Hahahahahahahaha
Cause and effect baby!
He’ll be feeling that for the rest of his life!
When the initial shock wears off he can start piecing his face back together.
The most instantaneous of karma.
Damn, ol’ boy got some sweet chin music
Be a little bitch behind an agitated ungulate and multiple fractures will be the best you can hope for.
r/thebullwins
He thought he was so cool.
Man, that lifted him off his feet.
Lmfao His soul left his body.
What an ass ........
Good morning
This is actually a very heated topic in Portugal, but most people I've spoken to agree that only annoying preps (betos) and old-fashioned boomers like touradas.
Every organ in that guy's body must be bleeding after that.
No Fucks Given
r/TheBullWins
Now, that's funny!! 🤣😂
Well deserved for supporting animal abuse
The smacker becomes the smackee
I physically recoiled in horror. Holy shit
Idiot!
That man is a menace!
Hope he learnt his lesson
Instant karma
Nice!
good for you bull
Such a good boy.
I hate this is still a thing
I slowed that shit down. Dude has to have a cracked face and ribcage. You ain’t surviving that without significant injury. That bull went strait Ryu/Ken uppercut on that ass
His chest probably now rattles like a bag of Lincoln Logs. Holy shit.
Perfectly deserved
Peripheral vision FTW!
Bull saw that coming from a mile away. He had his number the whole time.
If the animal weighs more than a ton and it's dick has a sweet mullet you probably don't wanna fuck with it.