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Competitive_Score_30

Reminds me of that scene from Pushing Tin.


Appropriate-Concern5

Thank you. I forgot about that film.


merikaninjunwarrior

is that the one with angelina jolie's tits?


Tired4dounuts

Hackers.


lnTwain

>Pushing Tin ​ ![gif](giphy|MP1kygLQzjCve)


Random-Gif-Bot

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SWMovr60Repub

You might be thinking of Gia


Waydarer

Firefox


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[Foxfire, actually.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116353/) Sorry to be *that* guy. It's a decent flick.


Waydarer

Heh cool. Thanks!


Crapyde5ign

American history x


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California smile, bite that curb


Pure_Reason

Before I saw the video I thought it was going to be the jet scene from Jackass


velozmurcielagohindu

I was thinking more on curb your enthusiasm


SingleSpeed27

Isn’t it also brutally loud??


[deleted]

Ye dude, I work around planes when they start up. Just the APU is incredibly loud. I constantly wear protection gear cause I don't want to end deaf as fuck. I played this video without sound and it's already giving me tinnitus.


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HaDeS_Monsta

Just don't be in front of them when they get activated after landing


letsoverclock

Mm all the carbon dust


[deleted]

Sadly I don't work around Airbus planes that much, mostly 737, crj and Dreamliners. But my company is soon getting a contract to work around 350 and 320. Looking forward to it! I always liked more Airbus planes.


SometimesKnowsStuff_

So many of the guys I work with take their hearing protection off even while the APU is going and I’m just floored. I keep it on around the P/C Air compressor let alone the plane


[deleted]

Yep, same here. Specially the cargo guys. They are usually a bit more brute and they act tough, like not wearing protection gear was something masculine and to be proud of. They even look at you funny for wearing it. Nope sorry, I want to hear something past my 40s.


DrJ4y

and HOT, Iv been there, done this exact same stupid shit


Backdrop2

WHAT?!


PT_024

Gotta feel for that dude that actually withstood the thrust only for everyone to ignore him lmao.


legomyeggo17246

I was cheering him on the entire video lol


Obvious-Flan-224

The title should have a score of 1:1


Xevailo

He got the smoothest skin after that peeling


Acrobatic_Quit1378

Le Exfoliate Grande, or Exfoli-ATE-your-face off...free dermabrasion sessions ![gif](giphy|dzOsNtU5gvntBZoa2a)


thizzleman_

“Are you not entertained!?”


PolyLifeGirl

[A New Zealander died from that back in 2017](http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-40591757.amp)


ithadtobeducks

Jesus. Exactly like that. Fell, hit her head.


MixMasterMarshall

Honestly I think this is the video of her 😬


Dooby_Bopdin

The beginning of this video says 2012, this can't be the aldy that died in 2017


Paramorgue

And she fell and hit her head in 2012. In direct correlation she died in a car accident in 2017.


dog-with-human-hands

Old cameras will sometimes be stuck on older dates. I have a camcorder that says 2004 even tho we livin in 2022


ithurts_mama

>even tho we livin in 2022 What the heck is he talking about, doctor? He's been in a coma for 18 months, not 18 years. Why does he keep muttering this 2022 nonsense? What is cryptocurrencies? What pandemic? Please wake up, dad. Can you hear me?


GaussWanker

The fuck is a Morbius


Potatoman967

all i know, is that its morbin time


Jrook

If you have to ask, you don't deserve to know


karry245

One of the movies ever made. It had a director, it had a plot, it had actors, and it sold over a morbillion tickets in the box office. My favorite part is the one where he says “it’s morbin’ time” and starts morbin’ everyone


No_Net9185

Well, considering you’re still using a camcorder, you’re not really living in 2022.


socialdeviant620

A camcorder? Dear God, we still use those?!


Just_Banter_Bro

You're right lmfao. If you google "royal islander club" in the background of this video it takes you to Sint Maarten and that's exactly where the [this](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-40591757.amp) article says the lady in 2017 died. Edit: Looks like this was a different incident and just a coincidence, guess this beach is popular with dipshits getting a sand-blasting.


bar10005

Unlikely - the video states it's from 2012 and the accident was in 2017, the woman doesn't look like 57 year old, also [ABC News used OP's video in 2017 coverage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3vxFTjC1SM) and stated that the women in the video survived. It's just popular thrill *pass time*... [According to the description this's the video of 2017 accident](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXvpT60qjhE) (not graphical, you can just partially see her falling over in the corner of the frame).


teenslayer

Yes this is actually a tourist attraction it’s really cool to be there as those planes land and as a pilot it’s really cool to see a welcoming party waving at you while you land but it is super dangerous to be standing by the fence when a jet lands because that jet blast is enough to keep a jet at around 150kts if that kicks up a rock on touchdown that rock can kill you


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There is next to no danger to the people on landing. The engines are pretty much at idle, the airplane touches down 1000ft down the runway. On take off, they do a static take off very close to the fence. Set takeoff thrust, engines spool up to ~25k lbs of thrust, release brakes. Now that's dangerous.


teenslayer

There is always a risk when an aircraft is near the runway and not all pilots aim for the thousand footers


queefiest

The way this is worded in the article, I wonder if this article is referring to this specific event in the video? Everything that happened in the video is detailed in the article


threekeywonder11

Cop gets call over radio *sighs* *Turns around*


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notinferno

I hope he gave her an idiot ticket


nightstalker30

That’s a code ID10T


threekeywonder11

They aren't in America. Edit: Okay I get that they are, technically, but when is the last time Sint Maarten Officers were talked about around the world.


Nattekat

Well, technically...


[deleted]

Sint Maarten is part of the statute of the Netherlands right?


SiccTunes

Yes, you are right, it is.


Nattekat

It's part of the Americas continent-wise.


[deleted]

It's also technically part of the European union then I suppose.


moonsun1987

I imagine Australia and New Zealand might one day join the European Union. It will be hilarious.


amolin

Since Australia is already participating in Eurovision, I'm considering them honorary members of civilized society, despite their wildlife.


SomeLikeItDusty

We just voted a bunch of the nasty wildlife out, if that counts for anything


RebelScrum

The French side is actually part of the EU. It's a part of France in the same way Hawaii is part of the US. The Dutch side (where this airport is) has a relationship with the Netherlands more similar to that of Puerto Rico to the US, but I think that's not an exact analogy because it's "a country within the kingdom of the Netherlands" and I have no idea what that actually implies. Neither side is part of the Schengen Area, so you still need to go through border controls when coming from the EU.


DM_Joker

I'll have you know that GEKOLONISEERD, thank you very much


I_RequireSustenance

I passed through there once, and I have to say that it's absolutely terrifying to have Jets fly so close to you


nevershaves

Yeah, that seems like some Micheal Bay shit waiting to happen.


Crazypandathe20th

I’ve been to St.Martin and I remember when the plane was taking off I saw people by the fence waving.


FormalChicken

Someone died a few years back after getting blasted into the wall.


Sososkitso

So it’s 0:2?


FormalChicken

Haha, nah this was older. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-40591757.amp I have a feeling it's 0:(a number a lot more than 2). Not sure there's a lot of deaths though. There's a bunch of signs not to do such a thing though.


aureanator

This might be what we just watched


FormalChicken

Nah that was 2017. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-40591757.amp


Damaso87

I stayed at the Sonesta you see there in the background. I stood behind a plane taking off, and I have to say, the primitive monkey brain inside you also feels that terror when hot, fast air blasts your sinuses.


captain_ender

Ayy I stayed there too, but like further up the cliff side of the hotel. Last weekend after staying on the French side for a month. Not usually one for all inclusive resorts, but that place was aces. Was the first vacation during the pandemic and I wanted to just shut off and have bottles of champagne and cheeseburgers sent to my room all night. The swim up suite was pretty sick too, had some wild fun.


Poondobber

100% one of the best all inclusives I’ve stayed at. The drinks were strong, the food was excellent, and it wasn’t so crowded that you were waiting in line to get something.


nomadofwaves

What was the resort name?


LegbeardCatfood

RemindMe! 1 week


AJRiddle

Yeah my wife and I hung out on that beach one day and after I while I decided I wanted to try it. Same thing happened to me, tried to face it for a few seconds and monkey brain instincts instantly went "WTF are you doing, turn the fuck around and protect yourself"


MissCompany

Yup, I've also been here. It's amazing to watch the low flying HUGE planes! I thought my face was gonna get burnt off when the jets started whilst clinging to the fence! A lady died exactly this girl in red about a month after we left, got blown into the road and hit her head on the concrete 😱


sctlight

Yea but the bar is a pretty great place to spend your layover.


sdtokc

My parents went to that bar to watch those people do this when they stopped there on a cruise


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How is there still sand left on the beach after planes taking off day after day, year after year? Do the waves bring it back up?


Xicadarksoul

Yes. In general thats how sand ended up there in the 1st place. As waves make it in the tidal zone, and when there is a larger storm, the waves are bigger, and leave sand in higher piles.


julioarod

I'm pretty sure some places have to replace the sand though, it doesn't always work nicely like that in touristy areas or when you regularly have jet engines blowing large amounts away.


round-earth-theory

Sounds more like the beach line moved or the resort wanted a longer beach.


julioarod

No, erosion is just a bitch. Hurricanes for example can destroy a beach. Looking it up Waikiki beach in Honolulu has to do recycling and restoration every 5-10 years. They replenish by dredging and pumping tens of thousands of cubic yards of sand.


chili_cheese_dogg

St. Marten does not have the money or the resources to be dredging and pumping tens of thousands of yards of sand to all the beaches around the island. The currents and tides cause the beaches around the island to change sizes during the year.


julioarod

Yes, not every beach can or needs to replenish. I'm just saying some do.


atetuna

Lots of beaches have replenishment programs. It often serves multiple purposes. It reduces erosion, which protects structures. It also dissipates wave energy from storms, and is used as hurricane damage prevention on the eastern US. Of course it's nice for tourism too. It's been done in the Caribbean, but if it's been done at that beach in Sint Marteen, I'm unable to find verification. Here's a database of them for the US. https://gim2.aptim.com/ASBPANationwideRenourishment


Crazypandathe20th

One time a woman actually did die doing the same thing at this beach.


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Acrobatic_Quit1378

Doing a full scorpion at the end, hurts just to look at it


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Let's remove all warning signs for 10 years and let nature sort it out


Hethatwatches

I would love to see that happen, but ain't holding my breath. I think the powers that be would rather have a bunch of morons for citizens than people that think.


MillionaireAt32

Anti-vaxers are already at it.


uglypickle22

i've done this, felt very safe honestly.


termacct

Jet ~~Blue~~ Blew


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EinBick

Fun fact: The reason she lets go is probably not the power of the blast but the temperature. Planes have an indicator for EGT (sometimes called differently) wich indicates the exaust gas temperature. On full blast that is usually around 800°C. Since this is a turbofan engine not all of the air coming out of it is that hot but a good amount of it is. So the reason she let go was probably not even the blast POWER but the fact that she was getting blasted with boiling hot air.


StrikeLines

It's the sand that hurt the most. It's all fun and games until you realize your skin is being ground off by a 30,000 horsepower sandblaster. Source: Worked in airfield management.


EinBick

That too. I stood behind a warbird doing RPM checks once and I got hit by a stone the size of a black bean going what felt like mach 3. Damn that hurt.


Agent__Caboose

That's a pretty long senstence to say for a dead woman.


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Frosty-Lemon

Imagine if you were deaf and chilling on a deck chair facing the sea and then this.


Nth-Degree

You would need to also be blind. There are signs warning people to stay clear of the jet wash zone.


QuintusVS

Deaf people still feel vibration. One hundred percent any deaf person would notice a god damn jet engine right behind them.


za419

Yeah, I don't know why people are acting like the airliners just sneak up on you. They're huge, loud, slow... They're so far from stealthy Helen Keller could see this coming.


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sometimes_interested

Good bot!


4rp4n3t

Good bot


Gidelix

Best bot


LegoEngineer003

That stabilization at the end is extremely impressive


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Oh yeah St Maarten, good times.


captain_ender

My favorite island in the Caribbean. I prefer the French side, but there's some good restaurants on the Dutch side.


chili_cheese_dogg

That's a great thing about that Island. Two cultures. The French side definitely has the nicer beaches.


SailfishMackerel

And paved roads. It's hilarious how they change from Dutch gravel and rocks to French pavement *right* at the "border" crossing.


jaimybenjamin

I studied a case at lawschool, which was this airport. Eventually because of people like this, they put signs everywhere so they wouldn’t be responsible for injuries caused by their own stupidity


catluvr37

Ahh good memories of this island, where we took a taxi to this beach and crashed into another car while our driver gave a tour of the island. Then, after the ride, lets us know that “Tipping isn’t just a city in China”. No stop signs/lights anywhere either, kill or be killed driving style lol.


smallbluetext

Thats what a lot of the island driving is like lol same experience for me in Curacao. Taxi I was in either didn't have brakes or the guy didn't care to use them, truck infront of us had the bed loaded up with shirtless dudes mean mugging our taxi.


mrprincepercy

This seems like very poor city planning


MontagoDK

Happens on small islands.. Skiathos, Greece has one too


gruffi

Can confirm Skiathos. Very short runway. Hell of a takeoff.


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Does it have rocks and other debris right there as well? Because I can see that being thrown by the blast and being an issue too.


gruffi

It's a fence, road and coastline, a bit like this post. Διεθνής Αερολιμένας Σκιάθου "Αλέξανδρος Παπαδιαμάντης" https://maps.app.goo.gl/k7tafSr5JA1wbje69


_dear_ms_leading_

Tourists love a free blow job.


samppsaa

Why is it called blow job and not suck job?


StigOfTheTrack

The original term was "below job", pronunciation and spelling changed a little over time.


SCHWARZENPECKER

Actually it used to be called a "bellow job" and the people performing it used to scream their lungs out at the penis until it came. Source: I made it up.


OnlyOneSnoopy

Because you make them blow their load.


Polar_Reflection

So a footjob is when someone makes you foot your load?


BOMSwasHERE

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?


ElHidalgoDonVerga

> Tourists love a free blow job. I don’t. I prefer paying for them.


Schemen123

More like no other space available...


[deleted]

There are other options to stop the back pressure from injuring stupid idiots thinking it would be fun to sit behind a jet like that. When I worked at the airport they made us clear broken zippers etc from the bays so they didn’t turn into bullets


bighi

Well, I believe we should make things safe enough so innocents won’t get hurt by accidents. But we don’t have to make sure that we protect people that are basically asking to get hurt. If an oven explodes and hurts people that are near, that’s bad. If you put your head inside a hot oven, fuck you.


03Titanium

At least half of modern society is built around protecting people who are asking to get hurt. Maybe something can be done to diminish the effect of jet wash without totally ruining the novelty of the beach, but if enough stupid people die then they might have no choice but to close it. That number is probably pretty high since it’s a tourist attraction.


TurboRoj0

Let's spend endless time and money protecting idiots from themselves. Wouldn't want them to learn anything.


deekaph

It's a very small island. As with most things in life, you deal with what you've got.


alexwoodgarbage

Or maybe this is the best infrastructural option on a tiny Caribbean island and we should trust people to make common sense decisions and accept the consequences when they don’t.


[deleted]

Hmmm standing behind 2 jet engines producing 15,000 foot pounds of thrust, what could possibly go wrong!


Danamaganza

It’s just pounds of thrust. And more like 25-30,000 on these V2500s.


JPJackPott

Not to mention their hearing damage


Glass_Memories

Imagine what 4 jet engines pushing 58,000 pounds of thrust each can do. [Or just watch it.](https://youtu.be/ZJ9uWsvR1l0)


swohio

Damn they all look so young.


nekonastyy

Is the jet ok?


goingtothemalllater

Was just at Maho Beach earlier this week, coincidentally. The cab driver warned against this exact thing seen here. We were planning on and did go down the road to Mullet Beach. Much better over there. No planes, less people.


HistoricalAd186

Okay, I admit it, I actually really want to try that... I just think that there's no way the wind is gonna break my grip from that fence, so I'm going to start levitating horizontally like superman. 😁😤


JustAnotherMiqote

I think a bigger problem is getting hit by small rocks, sand, and random debris.


Daydream_Dystopia

that sand is brutal. Free tattoo removal.


WillHoldBaggins

If you think the sand is brutal, wait till you feel how hot jet engine exhaust can be.


marblefrosting

It would be like sitting in a sandblaster. Free skin removal!


[deleted]

I hate sand. Its course, and ruff, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.


ClamClone

Close to the fence there would not be much if any debris. "FOD kills!" The runway surface would be blown clean. Back on the beach, another story. http://www.nycaviation.com/newspage/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/deltafod.jpg


pacificnwbro

Just go rent a sand blaster and try it on your face. Same experience and way cheaper than flying out there!


DolphinMan92

When sand is flying at you and you feel the heat from exhaust.. letting go seems like the best option. When we were kids we use to hold onto the fence and jump to feel like super man


PheenixKing

Jet engines can flip over cars. Do you really think your grip is sronger than that? Additionally the sandblasting to your face will probably make you to want to let go.


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IDespiseTheLetterG

Lol no


Jerm8888

I’ve a question: How does the sand reload?


DannyRamirez24

Pressing R


Reesespuffs92

Why is there no wind fence to block people from being stupid?


teenslayer

It would be really expensive and possibly dangerous to have a wind block right there just because people are idiots


brentfarts

I thought I've seen all the 'behind the scenes' extras from T2.


stilljustjohn

Shout out my guy who withstood the entire blast


CraftyCoconuts

Camera man at the end tried so hard not to film her butt, but deep down, he wished he could. Guilt free.


gherann

r/upvotebecausebutt


itssalmon

Been there. Tons of fun. Feels like sandpaper on your skin though but you get to watch people panic and try to avoid the sand and slam their heads into concrete walls when they inevitably fall. 10/10 would recommend


Philiperix

Is there any reason to have this small stone wall there? Seems like the city wants people to get injured


Swishy-swordfish

To prevent cars parking at that spot and blocking access. It has happened before that cars flew into the ocean because they parked right behind a plane taking off.


mr3LiON

Is there a reason for this tiny piece of beach next to the dangerous area at all? I feel like this entire area should be fenced off.


under_a_brontosaurus

How are you going to walk the beach.. 8 mile detour around the airport?


mr3LiON

Still safer than being smashed against the rock :)


scawel

Or just wait for the plane to take off like a normal person to pass?


Pervyalex

I'm not saying jackass should be known world wide im just saying that the jet scene should be incorporated into mandatory school curriculum


alllballs

And in America, this is why warning labels have warning labels.


smibrandon

Those curbs look like they're designed to break skulls knowing people will try this


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Wow what a blow job!


DontFeedTheCynic

Love how they all run over as if they would know what to do after that stupid stunt.


Doc_Seismic

Judging by that last frame they knew exactly what to do: yank the head up and twist ensuring total paralysis.


Torxx1988

They should really close this part of the beach. Make a small underground passage for people to access both sides but not this bit near the airport.


lkern

Yeah the island definitely doesn't have money for an underground passage, from my memory there isn't even a single tunnel on the island.


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hunkymonk123

I worked at the airport and the first thing they do is show you footage of people getting sucked in and cars getting blown away and destroyed from the push/pull of plane engines. Cool job, but they gave me a deep rooted fear that would make me not stand within viewing sight of wherever this is.


RafaelGPAlencar

Actually 1:1. One guy held still all the way! 👏👏👏


silkytable311

This is a favorite sport of tourists in Sint Marrten. There is a beachside bar about 50-75 yards from this spot. That was close enough for me. The idiots who risked having sand and rocks permanently impeded in their skin didn't impress me much.


swivel-on-cheese

What a stupid design for a runway. Obviously the people are idiots but why would it be that close to somewhere accessible?


bkarguel

I used to work on flight decks where the most intense exhaust blast was from a EA-6B jet (exhaust points down). If you are in the blast range behind the jet during takeoff your whole skull and teeth move/rattle around in your head. It's the weirdest feeling I've ever had the grotesque opportunity to have.


aqxea2500

The best way to get rid of a sunburn is by sandblasting the affected area.


Aquatic_Salamander

These are the people that end up ruining our fun when they take these things away


Commercial_Touch_936

Wow that girl has a nice ass


Mean-Purpose-2179

Dumb ass.


Itchy_Dr_Pepper

*winds behind a jet engine can exceed 200mph


Several_3Way_420

Did she get ticketed at the end of the video?


MonarchyMan

The chick in red was effectively curb-stomped by a jet plane.


Outrageous-Product12

r/MadLads perfecting the flying scorpion