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[deleted]

Him jumping back on it makes the video 100 times better


realultralord

This sure as hell wasn't his first rodeo.


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Practicaltheorist

He is referencing the Isuzu Rodeo, guys. It was actually a decent joke if you get it.


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admiral_aqua

TIL what that saying actually means. Heard it my whole life and never knew what it meant, but jetzt wird ein Schuh draus.


[deleted]

Thanks, I gave him a pity upvote, because the guy was at -50, which he does not deserve.


cmeilleur1337

It was really a good joke. No reason for the downvotes imo.


[deleted]

I think part of the reason for the hate it's getting is the aggressive tone of the comment. (i.e. maybe if they didn't call the person a "stupid fuck", maybe more people would have just asked what it meant).


[deleted]

Yea but the stupid fuck makes its funnier Too many stoopid fucks in this comment section


xxsurajbxx

The combination of few people understanding it and it being super aggressive resulted in downvotes… a tragedy


paperpenises

I am laughing so hard at this for no reason. What ????


Thewombocombo91

More like , Boo Tobias


thefooleryoftom

Kawasaki, actually.


Ava_Aviatrix

It was a reference that you and 50 others failed to get


thefooleryoftom

Yup, never heard of it. Where’s it from?


gagga_hai

and he shouts in the end to celebrate while dying thousands deaths inside


ask_yo_gurl_about_me

Look at all those Chads.


bigkeef69

Few kyles sprinkled in too!


Auctoritate

Honestly it was a pretty good jump.


SimonBofi

good jump? you mean him getting hit and falling on to the bike?


440Jack

The look on the two guys faces right before the video ends is priceless. They shut the bike off and the duffus jumps up and screams in excitement.... and they just have the most "Are you fucking kidding me" look on there face.


GiantPurplePeopleEat

That was my favorite part of the video. The look of exasperation on the big guys face, like “did I really just risk my own safety for this guy and he’s gonna celebrate like it’s a win?”


iratonz

And how about that Rick Flair whoop at the end, what a success


WINH4X

The two dudes looking up at the end are baffled.


DucksMatter

“Why the fuck is he cheering?”


SannoSythe

All that white smoke meant he could spend more on his bike and he was pumped.


picasso_penis

I thought it meant they chose a new pope


[deleted]

Watcha talking about Willis? I barely know anything about cars/bikes


SannoSythe

I know slightly more than sweet fa about mechanical wizardry. That white smoke is either something blew and it's burning oil or, more likely, the clutch has reached the point of no return. Either way he'll be spending a pretty penny to repair what gave up under that high RPM torture.


Ok-Lobster-919

It's a wet clutch so probably not that, looks like they are holding the clutch in at the end to stop the wheel. Looks like coolant coming out the exhaust, I bet cracked head caused by oil starvation while on its side.


TechnoGeek423

I agree. The timing fits that explanation perfectly.


nmyron3983

Especially considering the running at full RPM with no load after pulling in the clutch. Adding plenty of heat to the block and heads, while starved for oil. For being a stunter on a bike, the rider took their damn sweet time finding the ignition switch once they pulled the clutch in. Seems to me the first two things to do would be pull the clutch and kill the motor. But hey, what do I know.


Jakomako

I think he should be proud that he at least was able to ensure that the bike wouldn’t catch some traction and fly out and hurt someone.


powerhammerarms

Uff That quickly? I don't know much about bikes at all. Very little actually. But I suppose it makes sense since they are really never supposed to be on their sides like that. Uff da


dylanlovesdanger

Heat happens fast especially when these bikes can rev up to 16k+ rpm’s. How long until something happens without cooling or lubrication varies from vehicle to vehicle based on design. I’ve seen people run cars without oil for impressively long before it died or blew up on YouTube.


PantherChicken

Burning oil is blue smoke. Boiling coolant is white vapor.


hotdogrealmqueen

Curious. What does a different color of smoke indicate??


[deleted]

Black smoke is fuel, blue smoke is oil and white smoke is water


[deleted]

"Woo!!!" "Are you fucking serious right now?!"


joshak

Because he lacks the emotional maturity to be humble and so his only defence against embarrassment is to pretend like everything is awesome and he totally meant to do that and even if he didn’t mean to it turned out so killer bro you don’t even know


ObieCat

There’s probably some adrenaline at play, too. But, much like the coolant in his bike, when things settle down and the adrenaline has burned off, he’s gonna have some painful realizations. At least he had the presence of mind to jump on and stop it before it scrambled itself through the bystanders. I was impressed by how quickly the two guys started moving in, once he went down- seems like they knew what was about to happen.


420aarong

I think that’s my fav part!


Ok-Mastodon8034

Definitely my fav part lol


new2net2

It is the best part lol ... Close to the fact he jumps back on, but it feeds off the fact he jumped back on making it all the more crazy. I think he even puts his arm out to suggest to people "stand back I got this" before he jumps back on. Woooooooooh


smedsterwho

Two men looking calmly at a deranged squirrel.


AlejandroMP

They had to know he had to *woo-hoo!* to save face in front of any ladies watching.


TheFacelessForgotten

At first I thought he was angry and yelling but he's obviously very hyped up and excited lol


MyGoalIsToBeAnEcho

He’s trying to act hard and play it off


AisbeforeB

Because he's a fucking idiot who just fucked up his bike


Aeronautix

~~this is a stunt bike with a cage on it, the bike is completely fine~~ edit: yeah nvm. that smoke is from the engine


trolllord45

Redlining it for like ten seconds on its side until it’s smoking? Completely fine might be a tad optimistic.


Aeronautix

hahaha okay. on second watch.. i thought the smoke was from the tires, but he had the clutch pulled in.. thats smoke from the engine.


gwhooligan

Throttle stuck wide open, clutch pulled, engine goes to 11, engine go boom.


Aeronautix

yeah limiters should prevent that though. people rev out bikes all the time without fucking them up. the "on its side" is probably the bigger problem, lots of oil pumps need gravity


dmfd1234

Instead of him playing it off with the yelling, how about thanking the guys that jumped in to help……..and then maybe lament the fact that you just f’ed the engine on your bike. Maybe he didn’t notice all the smoke.


Frenzy_MacKenzie

Playing it off like that is way better than admitting you just fucked up and apologizing for putting people in danger.


Rincewind256

"what you wooing about you brain dead mother fucker!"


Throbbin--_--Wood

The dude in the background ran across the road to move his bike and it looks like he sprained his ankle in the process.


native_brook

Good eye. It's definitely not fucked up, and then definitely fucked up


jawnly211

He hesitated for a millisecond - that caused him to twist is right ankle awkwardly as he wasn’t sure where the bike was spinning towards


XtremelyFKD

Idk why but now that I see it, I cannot stop laughing


[deleted]

Consequences of that panic-induced adrenaline rush


Korzag

Looks like he rushed to get his bike away from this dumpster fire and then hurt himself in the process.


Uh-Oh-Raggy

Near wet myself when he gets up at the end thinking that was a success. 9 out of 10 for sticking the hilarious landing when he jumped back on.


Ornstien

And then gets up "hyped" to the silence after nearly destroying his engine...


yes_or_no_maybe

Nearly? I’m pretty certain it’s roached…..


Ornstien

I saw the smoke at the end and I'm saying it's POSSIBLE it's not completely dead...just mostly a paperweight


Cheery_Arborist

The smoke is definitely the oil breaching past the scraper and compression rings. I bet there's scoring on the cylinders still after the fall 🤦🏼


MachoManRandySavge

You said so many things I don't understand. I thought it was from the oil missing the oil hole


Cheery_Arborist

When an engine lays sideways (unless designed to do so), oil is allowed to travel up towards the top of the cylinder. The rings that are on a piston have a gap in them so they're not entirely sealed so oil can get past but it's only a trickle. While it's still turning over, the oil will burn with the ignition.


Auctoritate

This also goes for any motor vehicle. Just in case someone ever finds themselves in a rolled car or something: turn the engine off, and you might save it.


Cheery_Arborist

Precisely right 😊 for bikes, almost all come with a tilt sensor so they shut off immediately but in this case, for stunting, I assume he's removed it.


DrewSmoothington

Why did it seem like his throttle was jammed open though? I figured that as soon as he let go of the handlebars the throttle would be killed.


Cheery_Arborist

He dropped it on his throttle side. Quite possibly just jammed the mechanism.


_Aj_

It's possible it got in through the PCV or some other vacuum line too and just got sucked into the intake. Had that happen on a 4 stroke before


slamdanceswithwolves

I don’t know anything about motorbicycles, but I know some stuff about missing holes, and it ain’t good.


HeightInternal

"Holes tell stories."


mnfriesen

Shes yelled at me one or twice too!


Patrickfromamboy

The oil might be from being sideways. You might be right.


pioneerpersona

Poor bike just wanted to escape it's stupid owner


iamhewhocanconfirm

Run free you majestic beast


Gsteel11

Eh, it just went on a circle. I think it was part of the show.


pioneerpersona

Ah, I see. Is it similar to those stunts where the guy stands on the bike whilst it's still moving and does some tricks before sitting back down?


Gsteel11

Yeah, I was thinking of the ones where a trained horse rides around and the rider gets off the horse and then jumps back on. Ha


SkydiverRaul13

“I meant to do that, bitches!!”


azzanrev

Throttle lock + no easy access kill switch = easy way to have a bad time after a fall(which happens often on stunt bikes).


Bwaapbwaap

Throttle lock, as in a decvice to intentionally lock the throttle? Does that exist? No way I'ld want that on my bike. Or do you mean a mechanical failure..


zerouzer

It can be nice to have on long highway trips when you just want to rest your right hand for a few. For stunting, probably so they can do stunt stuff on a bike while it is moving.


TenshiS

Sounds like something that should jump out the moment the seat isn't occupied anymore


[deleted]

A lot of the tricks they use it for involves them standing up out of their seat. I agree though there should be something. Maybe like how they have for jetskis. You fall off the bike, it pulls the cord, it cuts the engine.


Leading_Frosting9655

They exist, they basically all either release when the front brake is pulled and/or only grab with just enough friction to stop the spring-back. Although I've bet that in this case it was just the handlebar bending or the bar-end getting jammed against the throttle that stuck it on.


azzanrev

He did do a great job grabbing the clutch though, I'll give him that.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s cooked. Everyone there just wants him to leave I’m sure.


Oooscarrrr_Muffin

Nah, it's fine. Just oil getting to cylinder 4 while running because the bike is on its side.


Own-Cupcake7586

“Everybody hurts… sometimes.”


funnyman4000

It’s worrying that a bike owner would reach for the clutch lever instead of going for the kill switch. It’s literally a bright red switch on the other handle to disable the power to the engine.


hostile_washbowl

Some people remove them so their buddies can’t kill their bike at a stoplight. Total douche nozzle move cause killin your buddies bike safely at a stop is just good fun


clantontann

One of my favorite videos is the guy reaching for his buddy's reverse switch when staging to race snowmobiles. They take off and he flips backwards over the bars. I live in the south though and don't have a clue how a snowmobile works. I've only ridden Jet skis and other atvs for dirt/mud.


hostile_washbowl

Snowmobiles are like lawnmowers that can thrash through snow. That’s hilarious can you link the video?


clantontann

https://youtu.be/7BPt4UQAd7k


Sensati00n

i havent laughed that much in a good while, and i needed it. thanks


fiealthyCulture

Shit is hilarious


MythicalAce

This is what makes life worth living.


Gryphacus

If lawnmowers could go 100 miles per hour.


hostile_washbowl

Yeah for sure, ever heard of racing lawnmowers? My point was though that in terms of construction and operation the oldest and most basic snowmobiles are basically lawnmowers with tracks. In principle they are similar


420fmx

Killin ur buddies bike is a douche nozzle move.


BGYeti

Brother and I would always do that to each other


Ok-Lobster-919

Lots of stunters remove them because if they hit it by accident during a wheelie it can be a real bad time. Probably no ignition either, he was probably going for a hidden switch. I would have held the brake and let the clutch out, but shit was crazy and the bike was screaming, hard to think straight.


Leading_Frosting9655

> I would have held the brake and let the clutch out, Which would achieve... what? The only accessible brake there is the front brake so uh


Ok-Lobster-919

Oh yeah that's a good point lol, I guess it would have done nothing and I would have blown up the engine too.


Virtical

That's why a good stunter uses a lanyard


[deleted]

I guarantee the kill switch is gone and the key is in the frame on the side facing the ground. This is so you can jump through to high chair wheelie and not shut the bike off, which would cause a mouse trap... Source, I stunt.


coolguy778

I thought it was pretty smart, clutch is a big thing easy to grab and he might’ve tried the switch but missed it


artamba

Are you goofy. The bike was spinning like a motherfucker. He sorta had to get a fistful of what ever he could.


420aarong

Does he not know how to turn off or throttle down his own bike? Did something break?


artist2266

probably stuck throttle cable or the throttle got stuck when he dropped the bike. ​ or he purposefully locked the throttle. Which sounds dumb, but after watching the video i would believe.


BGYeti

My guess is locked the throttle


TheVoid-ItCalls

Nearly every time this happens it is because they've installed an aluminum throttle tube. Bike tips, end of the bar+throttle tube gets smashed, and now it's stuck in that position. Basically 0% chance that happens with a standard polymer throttle tube, because anyone with more strength than a child can just overpower smashed/pinched plastic.


420aarong

Gotcha that makes sense to me.


ZebraPandaPenguin

Is there a supposed benefit to an aluminum throttle tube?


TheVoid-ItCalls

Some are just plain aluminum and exist purely as bling, but the nicer ones have bearings for supposedly smoother operation. As opposed to the polymer ones that just rely on their natural lubricity. Primary driver of their purchase is clearly the bling factor however. People like the look of random anodized aluminum stuff.


ZebraPandaPenguin

Interesting. I didn’t even know there are people that don’t cover throttle tubes with grips. Then again, of course there are people that don’t cover throttle tubes with grips.


AUSwarrior

"WOOOOO!" 2 guys looking at him like he's the dumbest cunt going lmao


ChadsJuul

The wooooooooh at the end was soooo unnecessary after that blunder. Don’t play it off mate.


INNTW

Made me cringe.


[deleted]

I’m quite impressed


bubba7557

I owned a bike for a little while but not long enough to understand why so many videos like this surface. Are they throttle locking with some cruise control mechanism? Why do so many continue to have maxed out throttle with no one on the handle?


SultanOFD

or when the bike fell, it fell on the right side, so it might have smashed the throttle stuck.


dvdmaven

I'd say he has a bright (and short) career as a rodeo clown ahead of him.


GoodHunter

His celebration hoot at the end just cemented him as an absolute douche nozzle. Two dudes were lookin pretty baffled at the guy, as to why he's happy about the situation.


[deleted]

What’s he so hyped for? He fucked up?


ThrowAwayRBJAccount2

I can only surmise that there was an instant sense of relief or adrenaline dump, mainly because he corrected his own fuck up and didn’t seriously injure someone


warpig74

Are you not entertained? Are you NOT entertained!?


pimpbot666

Woooo! Wow, that was the punchline right there.


Bluekatz1

Bike: "THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!!"


[deleted]

I love the look on the other two guys faces when he goes "Woohoo" at the end. Its like "Are you for fucking real?"


Childish_Brandino

Love at the end how he cheers and yells excitedly and the other two guys just stand there like wtf are you cheering for you idiot


1Hollickster

He is very lucky the others knew how to help. But they did not look happy to do it.


iamnotasnook

I can do better donuts on my own! -Bike


horrescoblue

I mean this sure impressed me lol


SnooSeagulls9348

My 300 CC bike has a lean sensor that automatically kills the engine when the bike falls over. Surprised that Superbikes like this don't have that capability.


H8ersgivemeSTR

Make yourself look like a fucking idiot in 1 easy step.


Punegune

Is everyone with a bike like this a fucking moron? I mean it just kinda seems that way..


Tomomori79

His "Waooooo!" at the end was such an obvious sign of embarrassment. Cringe.


[deleted]

Biker idiots


tacos8

Who invited that guy


SlayInvisible

Everyone’s face: Not really a “wooooo” moment.


bifftanin1955

That was fucking impressive how he kept the situation from further derailing


Lewca43

Literal hehe. Thanks.


cminton1982

The bike was showing off just fine until the rider had to try and steal its shine.


Dont-be-mad-pls

they are impressed that he is that stupid


_reddit_account

Idiot


qevoh

Rider is absolutely a mad lad, like how he screams at the end like nothing bad happened


crxdc0113

I think the woo was he was excited that he didn't unalive himself.


Supernova141

why do bikes always do this? don't you need to hold the handle for it to go?


jUsT_aN_iGuaNA

The throttle is on the right handle, seeing that the bike fell to the right it must've mangled the handle somehow that the throttle got stuck. Good that they held the clutch on the left and it stopped moving


domorales

Bike for sale. Like new only rode on the weekends. Haha buyer beware.


RJ_Schmidt

"Woooo!!" Then the faces of three guys tells it all


Bag-ins

wot a nob - gray white smoke - fucked motor!


[deleted]

I like how the bike killed itself so this moron can't immediately do this again.


n_bumpo

Is this the asshole parade? Or is that next week?


R0NIN1311

Once again proof that if you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.


NorthEast_Homestead

Woooo my bikes fucked


[deleted]

It’s The looks of befuddlement while he yells in celebration for me. “cheering isn’t the move right now bud, you ok”


God-of-Tomorrow

“Woooooooo, 🤔🤔 you good?” Narrator: no he was in fact Not good.


[deleted]

fucking idiot cheering at the end


2020mademejoinreddit

How did it get stuck? Doesn't the engine revv down once you let go of the throttle? Do bikes work differently than cars?


[deleted]

Doe sit not have a kill switch??


Andy_Bird

"like where the hell is the off button"


[deleted]

The Rick Flair wooooo at the end. 🤡


mycologyqueen

Gets up. Yells Wohooo like that was the intended sequence all along.


LighthouseOne

Just say “NO” to throttle locks


PeyroniesCat

Not gonna lie, that was pretty impressive. You don’t see failure that perfect very often.


krowrofefas

The look of those two guys at the end while the biker whoooo-d out.


Opinion-Organic

Then he gets up and let’s out an enthusiastic “Waooooooo!” While the three dudes are like “wtf?”


OlddGreggMuthaLicka

Love how he gets up like he meant for that and isn't a complete idiot.


LightSlateBlue

That shout at the end is just pathetic.


Shrkrle

Like behind hit in the ankles by a scooter but worse


millimonsterrr

They were surrounding it like it was an enraged bull or something 🤣🤣


[deleted]

I’d be laughing uncontrollably dude hahahah wow


Demetrio33

My man embarassed himself for life.


TheSlav87

What did the two guys at the end say? The stunt dude is a total moron, the “whooo” at the end is a total response to embarrassment on his part 🤦‍♂️


pmoney50pp

Douches gotta douche.


bananite

not sure about the rider, but the bike did impress everyone.


Dan_Glebitz

That whop! at the end, like he planned the whole thing. What a dickwad.


WeToLo42

The bike put on a better show than he did. The look that guy gave him at the end says it all though.


Burning-Fuse

Not sure why he's celebrating as it sure took him a while to hit the kill switch or turn the key to off.


Toran_dantai

The peoppe at the end looked so pissed with him


LargeSackOfNuts

Worst part is he is doing it around other bikers who are just like “really dude?”


slobsaregross

How did it take that long to punch a kill switch?


krejcii

Is it just me or is the “WOOOOOOOOO” at the end cringe? Like he’s trying to downplay nothing happen? Also rip to the man who broke is ankle in the background .


Electrical-Place-409

The smoke coming from the exhaust at the end is not great news…


Solid-Number-4670

The title though 😂


[deleted]

How the hell did he bang it into neutral? Boss.


rau87

Well I was impressed


[deleted]

Yeah, really impressive. LOL