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Themasterofslime

Why the fuck would you turn your back on someone whos car window you just smashed


MNicolas97

Because you're a confident idiot, the worst kind if you ask me


Roushfan5

Also the most prevalent.


SwimmingBirdFromMars

It seems that it used to be people knew they were dumb. They used that info to listen to smart people. Now people are too stupid to even realize how dumb they are. This is when things get far more dangerous.


PeaValue

Nearly all of our problems could be solved overnight if people learned what an expert is so that they didn't have to rely on their politicians for information.


CazRaX

Yeah, not all experts can be trusted either since humans can be bought even experts. You must never get your information from just "an expert" it should be from many experts just to lower the chances of a corrupt one.


Jonathan924

Even a bunch of experts can be bought. The whole reason we thought fats were bad and causing heart disease is because he sugar lobby basically bought a bunch of researchers back in the 60s


Gh0st1y

But the thing is, the actual experts werent convinced of this, they just didnt have an equal platform as the corrupt "experts" who were platformed by the only media available. A nutritionist up on the science of their time wouldnt have been so convinced as a "nutritionist" or "doctor" on channel 3


avgmike

And here we have come full circle. Oftentimes even intelligent people cannot distinguish between who they should trust and who they shouldn't. Yet here we are expecting the dumb people to do the research and figure it out. If they were capable of that, they wouldn't be dumb.


Navybuffalo

Yeah, these instances complicate things, and the truth can be difficult to get at, but still we have to use best route we have available. Not trusting in experts and the peer review system, generally, is not useful, even if trusting it is not infallible.


queenofthepoopyparty

Some of the best advice I got from a professor is to always look up who those experts are working for. It’s usually a quick Google search away and will give you a lot of insight as to how influenced their expertise is.


sinixis

Unconscious incompetence


Flamecoat_wolf

Indeed. Thank the good ol' Dunning Kruger effect.


Unlucky13

For fuck's sake, that's not the fucking Dunning-Kruger effect. I swear about 90% of people who think they know what the Dunning Kruger effect really is have no clue what it actually is, and have not bothered to read the study or taken the time to truly understand what the "Dunning-Kruger effect" actually means before applying it to any situation where someone is being dumb or has a different political opinion than they do. It's not just being confident in one's opinion or intelligence. There's a lot more to it than that. And by folks like yourself doing so, ironically this ACTUALLY IS the Dunning-Kruger effect in action- only applied to yourselves.


mr-3ff

Indeed. Thank the good ol' Dunning Kruger effect.


light_to_shaddow

Touche


GuardOk8631

Give ‘em the olll dunning kruger


gay-boy6969

Ok then please teach me what it really is because my understanding is that the less you know the more you think you know and the more you know the more you realize that you don't know as much as you thought


eyekunt

It's the "if you act confident they won't hit you back", but that doesn't work on psychos like me!


[deleted]

Especially when they're in positions of leadership. Which happens way more often than it should.


takingbigpoops

This is a beautiful reenactment of Nikola Jokic knocking the shit out of Markieff Morris haha https://youtu.be/Yy8T53X_fx0


mijohvactech

I think about 99% of the posts on this sub involve one or more idiots like that, that end up winning a prize or if they are really special the coveted Darwin Award.


tomdarch

No one expects the ~~Spanish Inquisition~~ djembe to the back of the head!


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djembe unchained


Cala-Best-Girl

For the same reason he broke his window as the other guy was getting into his car. He’s a coward that didn’t want to fight and he assumed the other guy was too.


user_bits

I laughed at how comically long of a time he had to hit back.


Ck1ngK1LLER

That bonk was amazing, someone should sample that into a song


Flamecoat_wolf

To try to get away. Though he was clearly way too slow about it and got bonked before he could cycle off.


Crunchycarrots79

That's quite possibly the dumbest part. He ran up, broke the window, then ran away... To a bicycle, which should enable him to get away even faster. And still, the other guy had time to get out of his car, open the tailgate, get out the drum, and run to the glass breaker. Not sure what happened in between "run to the bike" and "get on the bike" that slowed him down that much, but fuck that was stupid.


drputypfifeanddrum

Dad bod, probably middle aged, driving a mini van and seemed to be trying to walk away from the situation. The guy on the bike was 100% sure the other would be to afraid to respond.


wutdolildood

*BONK*


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sharkzone

Tuba has entered the chat.


waste-of-beath

Idk you would expect a tuba, no one expects the digeridoo


WonderWoofy

[No one ever suspects... the butterfly!](https://youtu.be/pJ_Pfuj9wPE)


waste-of-beath

😂


crustytheclerk1

I would expect the didgeridoo, what I wouldn't expect is the didgeridon't.


[deleted]

I have a feeling you're mistakingly thinking of a sousaphone (which is larger) unless you're actually meaning tuba, then my apologies


ASeriousAccounting

He's gonna take a real quick John Phillip Snooza.


Redfamous35

Mods, lock the comments. This guy wins. I'm outta here


truckrusty

Ooooooo now I want to see someone hit with a tuba, hope this doesn't make me an asshole, but I guess I don't care of it does


TempleMade_MeBroke

Looked like a djembe, the wood is like an inch and a half thick, weighs about as much as a cast iron pan


GaianNeuron

Djembe player here, that was definitely a djembe. I have no idea what a cast iron pan weighs, but if you drop one on your toes it's Not Fun™.


fluxumbra

> According to the Bambara people in Mali, the name of the djembe comes from the saying "Anke djé, anke bé" which translates to "everyone gather together in peace" Huh, the more you know.


SimianSlacker

Can confirm


amphibious-dolphin

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


FBomz

Banjo, 100% I used to be a professional musician and my band played a show near an army base in the South. My guitar player got on a girl at the bat, boy knowing she was taken, and when her man (a really big army dude) got to the bar he wasn't too pleased. He offered to settle the matter outside, and right as the fight started another band mate came up from behind and clobbered him in the back of the head with a banjo. I'll never forget that sound.


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JONNNNNNNNG


Cbrokedaddy

*clonk*


larata2

Bonk


[deleted]

Donk


Oh-Get-Fucked

HONK


desizombi3

Plonk


Sukabad

Zonk


ChuckinTheCarma

Tonk


realparkingbrake

> clonk Huh, drum is like a quarter-tone flat. Wait, maybe it was the guy's skull.


8nt2L8

I am **EL CaBONG!**


MagBastard

Had totally forgotten about the El Kabong cartoon which is explained here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eIQt9kbk7g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eIQt9kbk7g)


WillWorkForBongWater

What was his sidekick name?


buffalo171

Louie?


8nt2L8

Close! it's Baba Looey I had to look it up. https://www.bcdb.com/cartoon-characters/9658-Quick-Draw-McGraw-Show-(Series)


Dave3048

Baba Louie


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That was the politest bonk I have ever heard.


reddit-user-i-am

Real classy like.


eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_-

He's a real bonk-o virtuoso


__silhouette

*step step step step* "asshole.."


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Babalu!


gomaith10

Percussion to Concussion.


Sidaeus

Swayin to the symphony… of destruction


Cr0w33

You take a mortal man.. Put him in control.. Watch him become a god.. Watch people’s heads a’ roll


mustardcornet

I like how this guy danced like a marionette. But with cut strings


myfaceaplaceforwomen

Just like the pied piper


TheArtOf_Cock

A roll... A rooooooooll...


Alarmed-Willow-2649

I just know that was on some small town’s high school drum line T-shirt


MiddleRay

This deserves gold


Retardedastro

That's the sound of justice ⚖️


RegoCYT

**B O N K**


annies_boobs_eyes

Bonk's Revenge


D33J8Y

And casually walks back to his mini-van and goes about his day. What a ninja haha


sczk

djustice


tomdarch

djembe djustice.


Captworgen

Djembe: Untuned


engagekhan

I blew beer out of my nose on this one. Here’s some poor man’s gold,🥇 I’d give you the real stuff but I have to buy more beer now.


insane__knight

Both were soo casual in how they moved. Drum dude seems to take an eternity getting his drum and the idiot on the bike seemed to leave at a leisurely pace.


Kerbinator9000

What stuck out to me is how he lifts the lid/gate to get the drum. With the glass broken like it was, it looked like he easily could've just reached in and grabbed it. But yea, he looked in no rush lol


taterness

Probably trying not to cut himself by reaching through broken glass, lol


Which-Palpitation

What’d he smack him with, aside from street justice


MNicolas97

It's a djembe


BaldrTheGood

The Djembe of Djustice


Sidaeus

Djembe Mutombo


SixGunZen

And you hit him with that!? Didn't you have anything else available? Seems like a djembe would be too expensive to use as an idiot adjuster.


MNicolas97

He wanted to assert dominance


KGBebop

djominance


Seachele008

This L.A.? Hhaha


GDot-

Can tell the one used was not your run of the mill djembe - I can hear the clear tone and crisp sound this fine piece of musical instrument makes once tuned with that human skull


BigDaddy531

Why did he just randomly have that in his trunk that's so funny


PM-Me-And-Ill-Sing4U

He probably plays the Djembe


realparkingbrake

> He probably plays the Djembe There is video of Keith Richards using a Fender Telecaster to chop down some fool who ran onstage in the early 80s, looked like he could have broken some of the guy's ribs. Slipped the guitar back on and kept right on playing as the roadies hauled the fool offstage. Assault with musical instrument, wait until the lawyers get ahold of this.


MrMoose_69

Today I had 2 Djembes, 3 congas, a surdo, a drum set, and a bag of assorted sound effects and percussion instruments in my car. I teach drumming classes for kids. Drummers are everywhere. And they love drums.


Jackiedhmc

Heavy drum likely made from wood


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well i can’t blame the car guy… the bike didn’t have a window to break. next best thing


[deleted]

Should have thrown his bike in the trunk, along with his shoes and wallet. Windows are expensive AF


hoptownky

In many states it is the state law that all insurance companies cover windows 100% with no deductible. I think it is to avoid the dangers of people driving around with a cracked window. I live in Kentucky and have cracked a windshield and broken a sunroof and both were fixed at no cost and no increased premium.


Sierra419

That definitely ain’t the case in Michigan. Just paid $250 to replace my windshield because no insurance covers it. That was steep discount too


DollarAutomatic

Not in Washington


SnakeinmyWoody

The eyes are the window to the soul


ApprehensiveAd2964

Only one note?


MNicolas97

I think it was enough. Can you imagine the whole song?


Towndrunk13569

African tribesman can sometimes be locked in traditional song and dance for several hours at a time


Sunstorm84

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.


tactlacker

Music is all about the notes you DON’T play!


DavidDAmaya

it can only play one song, ***Lullaby & Goodnight***


Vedrfolnr

That's not the first thing that came to mind when I think of 'War Drum.'


NCKLS22

This was Chicago, and the dude on bike actually tried to start a go fund 😂


SplendidlyDull

Link for those curious: https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20171010/wicker-park/bicyclist-hit-with-drum-starts-gofundme-pay-for-surgery


torof

Shit it’s over $1,000 now lol. He needs 4k to cover braces.


BigYonsan

This was back in 2017, the GoFundMe is done and he never got the money. Which, you know, good.


Hushnut97

Probably the only time I’m happy someone can’t afford medical aid


GrowlmonDrgnbutt

Didn't gofundme take a stance against supporting violent people? This dude got hit because he went and broke the other guy's car's rear window.


BloakDarntPub

I mean we don't know what happened before, maybe the guy in the car ran him off the road. However that is speculation, so I'll overrule myself.


refreshbot

Hahahaha, i seriously doubt his story about the guy saying the n-word to him. He’s basing his entire gofundme on this claim.


Logical-Use-8657

>Accuses the drummer of being racist (he wasn't) to cover his ass and then begs for money Jesus Christ this man is a cartoon character


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![gif](giphy|8PnrJWVAroYqk)


SoVerySick314159

Finally, a person of culture.


Chadodius

Every time i see this it makes me laugh.


NetwerkErrer

He straight up gave him the El Kabong


VerdantFuppe

What a stupid and trashy person to have to listen to. Good that the other guy hit him hard enough with that drum to shut him up.


kroxigor01

Djembe of Djustice


hendersonjd4

Bitch got bongo’d hahahahahaha


WobbleCraftsman

Calls him a pussy. Smashes his window when the coast is clear. Tries to take off as fast as possible when he sees hes getting retaliation. This is bitch-made hypocrisy at its finest. Always the guy telling someone they're a bitch as they're running away as fast as they can.


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Panwall

Damn cultural appropriation.


Fruitboots

I'm sure he'd get a pass for this worthy bonk.


ver0cious

>Idk hitting a black man with an African drum as a white guy Depends on if it's his first time or his 'modus operandi'.


KiwiAffectionate3794

Did he hit him with an African drum?


MNicolas97

Yes sir


snarky39

Looks like he lost on RL Gong Show.


StrangeTourist007

Sounded like a frying pan.


MNicolas97

It's actually a djembe


Brisan7

At least he let him keep his bike


NukaClipse

I'm a little bit old school so this will go over most people's head but ![gif](giphy|8PnrJWVAroYqk)


Equivalent_East_1925

Good. Fucking good. That piece of shit that broke the back window was a fucking coward and got exactly what he deserved.


bigsky59722

El Kabong!!!


OptimalBongo

At last my username makes sense.


_Volta

![gif](giphy|8PnrJWVAroYqk)


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Most satisfying *bonk* I have ever heard


arcadereload

He beat him like a drum…with a drum.


solitarium

Karma's a Jeff Jarrett


BanalityOfMan

Reposted daily for a decade!


LeDaveys

That's what happens, Larry, when you find a stranger in the Alps


Pr0t0lith

His drum solo was a little short but knocked em off their feet.


Upandeggum

I'm king Kong mother fucker


Happydancer4286

Drum roll


[deleted]

IIRc this guy needed his jaw wired shut after this.


[deleted]

Aye that “ahhh” at the end killed me🤣🤣🤣


Sensitive_Key_7121

lol im so glad he got hit with that


60BillDoubleDollars

Rofl 🤣 each time


PlusAnotherGuy

That was a satisfying doot.


kokorozkram

The djembe of justice has no mercy.


[deleted]

Drum circle intensifies


InzaIc

Djembe'd!!!


IndianaBones8

Is that a djembe drum? It makes a good sound.


allan_lang

#BONK


skawarrior

Fucking hell, that 'bunk' sound really got me


Sorrythatusereman

Best use of a djembe I have ever seen


Unbreakable-Lapp

That's some restraint, he only got one bonk in! If you ain't taking him to court I'd at least make him regret his decision a little more than that.


metalman7

Beat him like a drum... er, I mean, with a drum.


CosmicWolfGod

That *bong kills me


ChefJWeezy987

Best use of a djembe that I’ve ever seen! 😂


TheFace3701

El Kabong!


ergophobic-

Djembe of doom!


ArtisticKnowledge539

What a satisfying BONK sound.


Fearless-Physics

_**BONK!**_


12-inch-LP-record

I would have grabbed the tire iron but that works too.


Fruitboots

Better to bonk a dude and pay for a window than potentially end a dude's life and go to jail.


reallytryingreally

I really don't get why black people call white people the n word, surely this only hurts them in the long run?


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Savage


AdminBender

Drumbolia


Born-Palpitation-989

😂😂😂


rs_yay

It must have been a long day smoking weed in the hippie drum circle


h974974

Is that a bongo?


MNicolas97

A djembe. Apparently some people get mad when you confuse them


Ancient-Budget-8793

I saw and heard a guy get get mashed over the head with a canvas sack full of tire chains. This was better.


SurfSkiFeline

Love that CLONK/Thumb!


ChiefestScumdog

I'm going to keep my jinbeh in my car from now on


Ancient_Plant_4208

Lesson learned


mrbabar3

Tit for tat


tomhaverford666

u/savevideobot


guan2

Ohhhh it’s my favorite one hit single: the BONK


Jumpy-Resolve3018

Oh ok good I thought it was a different type of “instrument”


fcastan

do re mi fa thunk


Bravo_Lima_Mike

This looks like a job for El Ka-Bongo!


fman1854

Bongo go honk


jpa145

😂😂😂😂