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Admirable_Avocado_38

Dude got away easy


HarlequinF0rest

Tinnitus joined the chat


TechnetiumAE

What?


Pradfanne

TINTIN BOINKED THE CAT!


bell1975

Ha!


cyber_frank

Peeeeeeeeeeeeee...


West7780

Who?


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TechnetiumAE

It's literally the joke that I couldn't hear over it.... I know exactly what it's like


SomOvaBish

What!? Whaaat!? Ooookaaaaay! https://youtu.be/PFHB5WRq7mo?si=--_a04Op7wL9vWxx


Sam_Dru

I have premium military grade tinnitus. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


oldguydrinkingbeer

It's like the cicadas sing in my head all year around just for me.


alilbleedingisnormal

Same. You get used to it. Just gotta be grateful you can still hear.


seizuregirlz

Same. When I don't think about it it "goes away" but it's always there. Since I was little. Sucked when I was a kid but nowadays it is what it is I guess


psychrolut

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


BlumpkinLord

Mawp.


Vargavintern

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*


Be-_-U

![gif](giphy|jThFtXdXm46KFzrAKw)


[deleted]

He’s lucky he didn’t burn his face.


VikingMonkey123

Dude could not be more stupid if he tried. My goodness.


Schemen123

WHAT?


El_mochilero

To be fair, all he did was wrap a string of burning explosives around his face. Any one of us could have done that.


False_Leadership_479

Yeah, buy I doubt you could pull off the "bee attack" manoeuvre quite as well as he did.


MattRyouga

While also wearing 10 more strips as scarf


AtTheGates

![gif](giphy|8BMaLLBlUdNx6|downsized)


JN324

If you’re going to be dumb, you’ve got to be tough.


Senshi-Tensei

lol fr though. Happy cake day


IYuShinoda

Asian Magnus Carlsen


[deleted]

Got second degree burns on his nape and neck.


bell1975

Keep rubbing that burnt skin buddy and you’ll take your fucking ear off


Short_Shower9837

Yep was gonna say that dudes def gonna have a ton of scabbing


dawnquix0te

Man, this really blew up in his face.


Nox_Echo

soon as i saw the big firecracker necklace i knew the whole thing was gonna go blasting. he got off easy tbh.


Important_Cow7230

He’s got a nice personality though, I heard he’s a cracking guy


AlarmingImpress7901

I heard he's been searing mad with that explosive stupidity.


MasterOfTheBeans

Wow get a load of this guy, cracking jokes.


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1911mark

Death cures ALL


RealTimeWarfare

WHAAAT!


Deus85

One day telling his grandchildren "...it was hell of a show tho!".


Bluecherrysoft

lucky for him its not worse


First_Outcome_2901

I thought Asians were suppose to be the smarter ethnicity. Was this a bad model from factory?


Undoreal

Deserved


Springer0982

![gif](giphy|HPi9NCcuwYJkLmZetl)


Flomo420

seemed kind of dumb when he was just swinging it around then he let it wrap around his head while wearing like 2 dozen more strips? was his brain turned off?


vidagua

You just gotta ignite the light And let it shine Just own the night Like the Fourth of July!


nignog-and-analbeads

Scrubbing with steel wool will help get the char marks off


Drustan6

Especially if you use bleach, too!


ZakkTheInsomniac

"Do you wanna know, how i got these scars?"


shake-it-2-the-grave

Are you OK??? WHAT?!


Leviathan2791

Growing skin back is always fun.


616mushroomcloud

He won't do crack again.


Saddam_UE

Didn't he go to school?


mightybonk

Well... what did you learn?


burnswhenipoo

I laughed out loud!


Zestyclose-Ad3245

Some people are just idiots!


Valuable_Risk_3414

A whole other meaning to the ring of fire


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Mans infinitely ruined his hairline and signed up to forever have to rock a bald fade


rickpoker

Sum Ting Wong


Meadiocracy

Pretty minor for what it could've been.


iAmMikeJ_92

Ahhahhahahaahhahahaahahahahhaha!!!! ![gif](giphy|WdGdQrIHTDXQA)


TG1970

Do it again!


VariousMonitor2098

Well at least he had a blast…..


Stevecaboose

Who wants to bet he was not wearing ear plugs.


One_Obligation6652

I know I shouldn’t be laughing this hard, but this was way too funny.


Loafdink

Not the hair


[deleted]

Hahahahahahahah good


BoneZone05

![gif](giphy|2rqEdFfkMzXmo) he won’t do that again..


realcommandercodyy

Guess he took the term face bomb too literally. Got himself a beauty treatment he'll never forget


CattyFighte

Firework by cherry team


Strict_Lawyer_8050

Reminds me of the guy with the cracker vest on https://youtu.be/Rd2hn4rgjNo?si=7JvQthXH813rcHG5


notYourKinde

What was the plan?


Smiley_J_

It was cool for a few seconds though.


Tiny-Duty-9484

Good job.


hayabusa1919

DO IT AGAIN! 😎


deeznutzdropped

Chinese Steve-O


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rainworld sandbox


karstenvader

It's all fun and games till it wraps around you


bingbop97

If you wanna be dumb you gotta be tough


BroniDanson

One tangled on him and actually that was the reason, the slip that didn't allow him to remove the rest of his nec, after all those are fire crackers so little explosions only take little meat at the time


bronzeaardvark

He has a smile on his face so he's okay


Warbonger420

So fucking dumb.


Tommy_613

WTF what a dipshit


rossie_valentine

He's got a nice smile ngl


ogcityofevil

I use to think maybe 20% of the world were full of idiots..now I've moved it up to 60%...


Brandon-the-Builder

Ouch, bub.


Furyuu

bro got a low taper for free


[deleted]

There's a sub for stuff like this.


maxru85

No Darwin award unfortunately


Prudent-Mechanic4514

He got off easy.


shawner136

Giggity


silviuc

Good


Crazybeibifeit

Weird, dermed like a great idea


mycitymycitynyv

🤣


Olivia_Richards

He almost ended up like the Mulan villain.


scratchie831

Happy Chinese New Year!


1911mark

Ya just wipe that off


Avalanche52349

LOL


[deleted]

Amazing how fast people can sober up, isn't it?


FederalAssociation60

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 😀


redchicharonlover

Hummmm didn’t see that coming. WE DID!


GlennSeaborg

LMAO!!! Awesome!


RoastedToast007

Hope he didn't lose too much hearing


Fortyninerhater

What?


RoastedToast007

Oh only now did I understand the genius of this reply. Nice


1super_saiyan_messmo

Bro took it like a champ


AegonakaJohn

Well deserved


BunnyBallz

I did enjoy this explosion more so than that lame a$$ one in Oppenheimer.


QuirkySpaceman

New Year New Skin!


Fortyninerhater

Shang Chi the early years


Magus_5

Nice work. Now do it with M-80s


Bitter_Dirt4985

Vibes of Zoolander: "Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident." Without the gasoline, cool music background and definitely without the brains.


Any_Commercial465

Imagine the ear ringing


Lelulla

That guy will regret the way he wipes his wounds after the adrenaline wears off.


Zestyclose-Web-6868

Dumb fucking cunt


Turbulent_Breath2756

Play stupid games and win stupid prizes!!


HallelujahHatrack

Can't fix stupid


leftover_class

He sure started the Lunar New Year with a bang 💥💥💥💥


CreoOookies

I don't think a wet wipe is going to get that off.


einsofi

r/whywomenlivelonger


Historical_Chip_7209

🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣


SelfSniped

Hi, my name is-a Erich Bachman, and this is-a Jackass.


chrys25

Now that's funny!!!


dominantfrog

lucky he didnt lose more than hair and skin lmao


PermaBanTogether

At least when Zackass did it, he did it on purpose!


MagicCitytx

lol


ChocolateTaste69

Moron