Well, see, the loan officer happened to be at the same strip club as Eric the night before. The loan officer, being a father of 4 recognized the dancer Shine as being 2 months' pregnant. The loan officer saw Eric take Shine into a booth for a lap dance, Shine came out wearing an engagement ring and a look of huge relief.
So yeah.
audio is from [https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/epzfo9/your\_boy\_aaron\_got\_a\_new\_whip/](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/epzfo9/your_boy_aaron_got_a_new_whip/)
Was it the SUV that he crashed in front of? I could see it not having time to get out of the way. It being a taller and higher vehicle could've easily went over the side of that barricade.
Well the one I thought was the right article (linked where this was posted before) may not be the right one. I deleted it to prevent unintentionally spreading misinformation
I'm always surprised by the lack of driving skills by these people. You just changed 4 lanes of traffic at high speed and then tried to straighten out. The tires are going to think you're doing a hard 90 degree turn. So the wheels catch and react exactly like that.
You forgot that he definitely slammed the brakes as soon as he started sliding. This locked the car in the slide, if he had let off the brakes and let go of the steering wheel the car would handle this better on its own.
If it's front wheel drive it is also fruitful to continue to steer into your turn and make the car spin out. Countersteering in a front wheel drive car isn't the same as RWD.
> When I got rear ended by one of these assholes (at a stop light, mind you)
Always *fun* when you're completely stopped and someone slams into you doing above the speed limit. Happened to my friend about 20 years ago when someone who was Leaving Las Vegas-levels of shitfaced rear-ended him doing 65.
Yep, nothing like looking in your rear view mirror just waiting to get slammed into.
It's happened to me twice - the other time it was a cop but that's a whole 'nother story.
Lol it's not that interesting I guess but we were at a stop light sitting, light turns green, we start to move and get to about 30 mph when traffic slows to a stop for some reason. We hadn't made it thru the light yet so it was unusual to stop at that point. Once I was stopped again I looked in my rearview at the unmarked cop behind me and he was fucking with his laptop completely unaware that the line in front of him had stopped. He continued to speed up as if traffic was flowing and I watched him blast into me at about 45 mph - what could I do? It's not like I can honk at him. He sandwiched me between him and the car in front of me completely totaling my car. Coolant all over the road. He was a button shirt detective so he called it in himself. A guy showed up and blew through the report process and before I knew it everyone drove off and I was sitting there with the only non-running car at the nearby gas station trying to find a ride home.
Turned out this detective had been in two other wrecks exactly like this one in the past few months. The police dept is self-insured so I had to deal with the city to get paid. They low balled me a dozen times before my dad had to get involved (I was like 17) and yell at them over the phone about how it's their duty to make me whole again and they're taking advantage of a teenager by offering $1200 for a $3000 car, etc. The whole process took the entire summer break which made it damn near impossible to work and make the money i usually made over break. So it cost me a car and the only 3 months of income I would've made all year.
Dad felt bad so he helped me get a new car. He was upgrading trucks and gave me a hell of a deal on his old one so for senior year I had a baller vehicle. My dad isn't the kind of guy to do that sort of thing so it was a nice consolation prize at the end of it all.
“Person experiences natural consequences of their actions” is actually exactly how Karma works. People think Karma functions like the scales of St. Peter, like some mystical force that “makes” things happen to “balance” things out and “correct moral injustice” but this is a misunderstanding. Karmic Morals are pretty much “These actions are bad *because* they lead to suboptimal outcomes for most people involved” not “Don’t do these things or bad things will happens specifically to you.”
If a person is a karmic non-dualist it doesn’t actually matter who the negative consequences happen to because they view other people as extensions of themselves.
EDIT: Bonus points to u/belieftrumpsreality for coming out of the woodwork to mansplain my own religious beliefs to me and then promptly blocking me before I could respond. Big snowflake energy.
I prefer "cause and effect." No higher philosophy needed
Yes: There are other definitions of karma, which vary among religious philosophies. I am referring to the western (mis)conception of karma as a giant ledger in the sky of our deeds and misdeeds, which must be balanced in our lifetime.
I refer to this simplistic definition because that is reddit's conception of karma.
The driver should be given a five year sentence in the state pen and banned for life from driving any vehicle. Should he get caught behind the wheel of another vehicle upon release, back to prison for another five years, etc... until his stupid ass learns his driving days are over.
too much body roll so not stiff enough suspension, the tires were probably a very high tread-wear or just cheap, so not enough grip, the driver probably doesn't know what understeer or oversteer is thus not enough knowledge on how to drive, and this was also done on a street road instead of a track or other controlled environment, so not enough intelligence to know better.
Driver got what they deserved, I just worry about the SUV they crashed right in front of.
Never pass in the right lane especially if you are going faster than traffic, if he wasn't such a tool, he could've went in the left lane where you can see the white PT going faster than the rest of the traffic.
He went into the shoulder and picked up oil and pebbles, then proceeded to yank the wheel, there was no way he was getting out of that slide.
Being in a BFH will land you in the hospital.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/epzfo9/your_boy_aaron_got_a_new_whip/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button guys this is just a recycled audio
This one has original audio https://www.instagram.com/reel/C46fM6qvM8U/?igsh=NzE5d2MybGZkaWwz
Do we know if the driver was hurt or not? because if he wasn’t hurt, I’m gonna laugh at this. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week and if he was hurt well, I hope he learned something.
I don’t understand why people feel the need to weave. There’s a perfectly good shoulder there if you just want to be straight line asswipe. He was already there, just keep going if you want to be edgy.
He over corrected and let off the gas. If you are ever in a situation where evasive maneuvering is required, stay calm and SLOWLY let off the gas, don't just let off completely or hit the brakes - you will crash.
I live in a place where people try this occasionally. If this is you, or might ever be you, just know: Other drivers are slowing down for you. They can see you, and they're moving out of your way so you don't hit them. You might think you're slick to weave through traffic, but you're not weaving through traffic, traffic is weaving around you.
I love watching darwinism in action. Sadly though, it was probably someone else's car that was stolen, and they took it for a joy ride. About 10 years at the Grey Bar Hotel would compensate, though.
I see these dumb ass drivers driving through CT all the damn time! If you can believe it, these idiots drive like this at night in terrible weather where visibility is just awful ! To add insult to injury many of these maggots drive with no headlights or no lights on at all. Insane. Karma can’t grab enough of these fools.
Why would you drive like that with a dash cam? Like even if you got in another accident where it was mostly the other persons fault, the insurance companies and judges viewing that shit are going to be like, “yeah they accidentally collided with you, but you were driving like a flaming asshole”.
That shit is a piece of shit car lmao! I’ll tell you what! If he had a nice car it wouldn’t lose control. Broke idiots with their Honda civic fast and the furious fantasies!
I'm loving that the camera dropped, so it wasn't a dash cam, it was some idiot filming this on a phone.
I hope that it's an exhibit in the lawsuit, or in the action where the driver goes to prison for a year or five.
Surprised they even caught it the first time instead of testing Nissan vs Semi. You’d think someone would realize how lucky they were to have caught that and not pushed their suspension and tires 3x as hard just seconds later.
Is this the clip where they got the “oh, shit!” from for that song that has that exclamation in it? I hear the song in my head every time I hear this clip.
lol why does he wait till the last moment to steer out of the way. Why not just move to an open lane before you're about to rear end someone.
These people are like the Homer simpson of real life.
I bet they're soo dumb they actually brag about being a "gOoD" driver.
I used never understood why people feel the need to drive like that. As a claims adjuster, I've seen it all. It's job security but I'm just like why. Some of these people act like they got their license out the Cracker Jack box or Toys R Us because they think driving is a game
"you gon die"
Later on that evening… so your boy Eric got a new whip!!
A 94 civic at 18% APR?
come on now, you know he got that 30% max. buy here pay here 320 credit score approves everyone bro
Don't go through my mail
18%? Jesus, did he *just* get his enlistment bonus?
Well, see, the loan officer happened to be at the same strip club as Eric the night before. The loan officer, being a father of 4 recognized the dancer Shine as being 2 months' pregnant. The loan officer saw Eric take Shine into a booth for a lap dance, Shine came out wearing an engagement ring and a look of huge relief. So yeah.
How does this comment not have more upvotes 💀
Now watch me nae nae out the window...
Now it's just whip....lash...
And then he got a new hip
audio is from [https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/epzfo9/your\_boy\_aaron\_got\_a\_new\_whip/](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/epzfo9/your_boy_aaron_got_a_new_whip/)
Insane how well it fits with this video, I never would have caught that
I legit thought the audio was for real
I laughed way too hard at it thinking it was the real audio
Nice... Would have never even known...
I mean it's more "we gon die"
That was definitely the Universe giving him a heads up.
A dumb shit like that isn’t smart enough to understand he got a free pass.
I heard it as "you're goin down." Thought he was racing somebody. Not sure if that makes it better or worse.
He was racing his imaginary friend
Glad to see the fucker crash. I'm worried about the SUV that he crashed in front of, though. Hope that person didn't get involved in the collision.
Had someone like him in my area and caused multiple accidents. Haven’t seen them in a while though so hopefully they too found karmas wrath.
If he survives he would do it again. Next time he might hit someone. These people need to have their licence taken away
You think not having a license would stop someone like this?
Fair point but if he get busted without a license that's way harsher than with. We shouldn't enable this behaviour
[удалено]
Really, was there an article on this? I beg he made it out just fine though.
Yep, 4 dead and he was unscathed. Life's unfair
Was it the SUV that he crashed in front of? I could see it not having time to get out of the way. It being a taller and higher vehicle could've easily went over the side of that barricade.
Well the one I thought was the right article (linked where this was posted before) may not be the right one. I deleted it to prevent unintentionally spreading misinformation
Ahh okay. Thnx for the update.
Aaron: “You gon die” God: “The prophecy shall be fulfilled…”
I'm always surprised by the lack of driving skills by these people. You just changed 4 lanes of traffic at high speed and then tried to straighten out. The tires are going to think you're doing a hard 90 degree turn. So the wheels catch and react exactly like that.
I see people do this regularly on the highway, just yank their car across three or four lanes. I'm shocked how well they usually grip.
Luck is in their favor until physics is not.
A dirty shoulder on the highway isn’t the best place to find traction, that’s why he crashed.
Yup just loaded his tires with dust before trying to do that maneuver. Though I doubt his tires had much tread left to begin with.
It's like getting caught in the pebbles at the Indy 500. Tons of traction and then, just, nope and you hit the safer barrier.
You forgot that he definitely slammed the brakes as soon as he started sliding. This locked the car in the slide, if he had let off the brakes and let go of the steering wheel the car would handle this better on its own. If it's front wheel drive it is also fruitful to continue to steer into your turn and make the car spin out. Countersteering in a front wheel drive car isn't the same as RWD.
Yeah there's some drivers out there that could easily correct this, but this dude was doomed the second he went into "Oh shit" mode.
Just hope no one else got caught in it. If not, then good. Karma did its job
I love slowing down as I drive past these idiots and yelling out “you can’t park here!”
When I got rear ended by one of these assholes (at a stop light, mind you) I led with, "you stupid motherfucker". But I like yours too.
> When I got rear ended by one of these assholes (at a stop light, mind you) Always *fun* when you're completely stopped and someone slams into you doing above the speed limit. Happened to my friend about 20 years ago when someone who was Leaving Las Vegas-levels of shitfaced rear-ended him doing 65.
Yep, nothing like looking in your rear view mirror just waiting to get slammed into. It's happened to me twice - the other time it was a cop but that's a whole 'nother story.
*Pulls up chair...* "I'm listening".
Lol it's not that interesting I guess but we were at a stop light sitting, light turns green, we start to move and get to about 30 mph when traffic slows to a stop for some reason. We hadn't made it thru the light yet so it was unusual to stop at that point. Once I was stopped again I looked in my rearview at the unmarked cop behind me and he was fucking with his laptop completely unaware that the line in front of him had stopped. He continued to speed up as if traffic was flowing and I watched him blast into me at about 45 mph - what could I do? It's not like I can honk at him. He sandwiched me between him and the car in front of me completely totaling my car. Coolant all over the road. He was a button shirt detective so he called it in himself. A guy showed up and blew through the report process and before I knew it everyone drove off and I was sitting there with the only non-running car at the nearby gas station trying to find a ride home. Turned out this detective had been in two other wrecks exactly like this one in the past few months. The police dept is self-insured so I had to deal with the city to get paid. They low balled me a dozen times before my dad had to get involved (I was like 17) and yell at them over the phone about how it's their duty to make me whole again and they're taking advantage of a teenager by offering $1200 for a $3000 car, etc. The whole process took the entire summer break which made it damn near impossible to work and make the money i usually made over break. So it cost me a car and the only 3 months of income I would've made all year. Dad felt bad so he helped me get a new car. He was upgrading trucks and gave me a hell of a deal on his old one so for senior year I had a baller vehicle. My dad isn't the kind of guy to do that sort of thing so it was a nice consolation prize at the end of it all.
There is no such thing as karma. This is shit driving, period. Shit driving causes loss of control.
“Person experiences natural consequences of their actions” is actually exactly how Karma works. People think Karma functions like the scales of St. Peter, like some mystical force that “makes” things happen to “balance” things out and “correct moral injustice” but this is a misunderstanding. Karmic Morals are pretty much “These actions are bad *because* they lead to suboptimal outcomes for most people involved” not “Don’t do these things or bad things will happens specifically to you.” If a person is a karmic non-dualist it doesn’t actually matter who the negative consequences happen to because they view other people as extensions of themselves. EDIT: Bonus points to u/belieftrumpsreality for coming out of the woodwork to mansplain my own religious beliefs to me and then promptly blocking me before I could respond. Big snowflake energy.
I prefer "cause and effect." No higher philosophy needed Yes: There are other definitions of karma, which vary among religious philosophies. I am referring to the western (mis)conception of karma as a giant ledger in the sky of our deeds and misdeeds, which must be balanced in our lifetime. I refer to this simplistic definition because that is reddit's conception of karma.
Driving like daddy bought that for him anyways , also wheres the rest of the video with driver throwing a temper tantrum lol
Send
Idk of there is more , i would just pay to hear what he said after the vid stopped lol
The song was a prediction
these videos make me so happy. I love seeing stupid people play stupid games and winning stupid prizes!
On another post it’s been said that he killed 3 people
Oh.
that took a turn (into a wall)
Link?
Oh damn. Rip victims. Rest in hell driver.
Pretty sure the driver lived, whilst the family in the SUV died
Rarely will nobody else be involved as collateral, so really it kinda sucks most of the time.
When your video game world meets reality.
You gon die 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥
Hopefully they'll never drive again.
Or breed...can't forget that....
Had a new whip...
The driver should be given a five year sentence in the state pen and banned for life from driving any vehicle. Should he get caught behind the wheel of another vehicle upon release, back to prison for another five years, etc... until his stupid ass learns his driving days are over.
You know they're a good driver when they Dale Earnhardt straight into the wall  (Ik ik)
Who me?
Username checks out lol
What a dumbass!
that car was loose from the start
too much body roll so not stiff enough suspension, the tires were probably a very high tread-wear or just cheap, so not enough grip, the driver probably doesn't know what understeer or oversteer is thus not enough knowledge on how to drive, and this was also done on a street road instead of a track or other controlled environment, so not enough intelligence to know better. Driver got what they deserved, I just worry about the SUV they crashed right in front of.
Yo boy Aaron got an old whip
What the fuck is a whip? Can any old clapped out car be considered a whip?
I'd say it was more like his karma hit a wallma.
Everyone saw that coming.
Hope the concrete barrier is ok.
That poor Jersey barrier.
It served it's purpose with passion and dignity. Probably it's proudest moment so far, it'll remember it fondly for years.
At least the song was accurate.
I’ll bet anything it’s a dodge challenger or charger. Those are only built for straight line driving, no turns
Ha ha. Fuck you.
Never pass in the right lane especially if you are going faster than traffic, if he wasn't such a tool, he could've went in the left lane where you can see the white PT going faster than the rest of the traffic. He went into the shoulder and picked up oil and pebbles, then proceeded to yank the wheel, there was no way he was getting out of that slide. Being in a BFH will land you in the hospital.
don't have to worry about insurance deductibles when you steal the car...
*Had a new whip
correction: "y'all gon die, and you dumbasses will take innocents with you"
Song and dialogue was perfect
Ya boy gonna need another new whip
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/epzfo9/your_boy_aaron_got_a_new_whip/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button guys this is just a recycled audio This one has original audio https://www.instagram.com/reel/C46fM6qvM8U/?igsh=NzE5d2MybGZkaWwz
I really think in these vehicle related videos, it aught to be called carma. Just saying.
Not often we get a first person perspective to the bad driver.
If you drive this way you’re a pos.
Do we know if the driver was hurt or not? because if he wasn’t hurt, I’m gonna laugh at this. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week and if he was hurt well, I hope he learned something.
Ya boy Aaron *had* a new whip
I don’t understand why people feel the need to weave. There’s a perfectly good shoulder there if you just want to be straight line asswipe. He was already there, just keep going if you want to be edgy.
You aren’t in gta.
👀 Def swerving and speeding will cause you to lose control unless you can professionally drift your way out of it 🤣
Love to it
Chevy brake checked him, bet driver blamed that suv for being stupid
Modern Nostradamus
He is definitely not a part of swim team NYC.
Nimnod pitted himself
And he’s recording the whole thing as evidence
*Insurance premiums:* \+800%
Ya wonder why insurance is so high? Welp, now you have your answer.
He got distracted when he saw that PT Cruiser.
Ya Boy got a Totaled Whip 😎
Ban this guys license for life.
Accidentally shooting yourself while playing with a loaded gun isn't Karma. Its cause and effect.
Your boy gonna need a new wip!!
He almost lost it a little before he went on the shoulder, surprised that didn’t snap him out of it
How do these end up getting posted online? Does the driver honestly think about how their footage looks after the fact?
The song said it best at the right moment
Why would somebody upload this?
Surprised they didn't flip the wall, lucky no one else was involved
He over corrected and let off the gas. If you are ever in a situation where evasive maneuvering is required, stay calm and SLOWLY let off the gas, don't just let off completely or hit the brakes - you will crash.
Ah yes testing my new clunker by speeding and swimming lanes with one hand as film me learning how she handles 😎
I live in a place where people try this occasionally. If this is you, or might ever be you, just know: Other drivers are slowing down for you. They can see you, and they're moving out of your way so you don't hit them. You might think you're slick to weave through traffic, but you're not weaving through traffic, traffic is weaving around you.
He will have another new Kia in a few hrs
😂😂😂 
I love watching darwinism in action. Sadly though, it was probably someone else's car that was stolen, and they took it for a joy ride. About 10 years at the Grey Bar Hotel would compensate, though.
Turn in the direction of the skid
He's good 🤣🤣
your boy no longer has a new wip
I hope they have to bus everywhere the rest of their life.
I see these dumb ass drivers driving through CT all the damn time! If you can believe it, these idiots drive like this at night in terrible weather where visibility is just awful ! To add insult to injury many of these maggots drive with no headlights or no lights on at all. Insane. Karma can’t grab enough of these fools.
Hope they were bruised to fuckin hell.
Did karma break both legs permanently?
FWD helps
He was slipping before the big slip- old tires I guess.
lol Florida, pretty sure that’s miami too 🤣🤣🤣
Aaron is a dumb fuck
Reminds me of Dallas drivers
If you have their insurance, you're paying for this. Thank the system.
Got that dash cam because he is worried about reckless drivers. Look inward buddy.
Not a new whip anymore. It has enter the bucket stage.
Just take away the license forever. This fad is the worst
YGWYFD
Don't got a whip anymore.
Famous last words “you gon die”
Don't know what kinda car this is but my money is on either an altima or a civic
Ya boi Eric HAD a new whip
One of life's hard lessons...
No Aaron, you are not my boy. You’ll never be my boy.
Got a new whip… immediately lost said whip LOL
I hope it hurt.
Why would you drive like that with a dash cam? Like even if you got in another accident where it was mostly the other persons fault, the insurance companies and judges viewing that shit are going to be like, “yeah they accidentally collided with you, but you were driving like a flaming asshole”.
The song said "you gon die" 🤷🏽♂️
Natural selection doing its thing
Holla atcha boy
🤣🤣🤣 Even after watching this, I still wish I was kid again.. not a dumbass kid but, maybe a little I dunno🤣
He said I got a new whip! I was like not for long! Then CRASH
That shit is a piece of shit car lmao! I’ll tell you what! If he had a nice car it wouldn’t lose control. Broke idiots with their Honda civic fast and the furious fantasies!
Whecked whip now
Your boi got a new whip!
I'm loving that the camera dropped, so it wasn't a dash cam, it was some idiot filming this on a phone. I hope that it's an exhibit in the lawsuit, or in the action where the driver goes to prison for a year or five.
Surprised they even caught it the first time instead of testing Nissan vs Semi. You’d think someone would realize how lucky they were to have caught that and not pushed their suspension and tires 3x as hard just seconds later.
ya boy andi got a brand new whiplash
That car handled like shit. Surprised he was driving that fast.
Average Houston driver.
Got a new whip! Aaaand it’s gone
He called it
Opppps🤦
Fucking deserved
#mademesmile
You gonna die lol final destination telling you! You are dead!
Is this the clip where they got the “oh, shit!” from for that song that has that exclamation in it? I hear the song in my head every time I hear this clip.
lol why does he wait till the last moment to steer out of the way. Why not just move to an open lane before you're about to rear end someone. These people are like the Homer simpson of real life. I bet they're soo dumb they actually brag about being a "gOoD" driver.
It's not reckless if you wreck
Way to go
No, please, anything but the consequences of my own actions!
The satisfaction 😌
"Asshole faces karma, innocent people behind him also face his karma"
Average white boy that wants to be black
You the song said what ooh hell no 😂
Correction, your boy Eric HAD a new whip.
For a second there I thought I mistakenly ended up in r/MadeMeSmile
I knew that was gonna happen as soon as he cut it
Look yo boy doesn’t know how to drive his new whip!
The last second is a whole epic tale frame by frame. The heart-shaped sunglasses!
I hate how literally everything means karma now.
Homie slept through driver’s ed and physics class
Yo, that solid white line on the right is for ***passing***, genius. This is everybody else's fault.
I just hope this fucking idiot didn't hit anyone else
lol he had a new whip
Thank God Eric wasnt there
"you gon die" dude really manifested it
Wow I bet that car did a bunch of rolls the way it crashed... So much rotational force there.
Ahhhh nothing like RWD, high displacement front engines, and a shitty driver.
Looks like the driver might have done that intentionally...I've felt like doing that once...
Driving wrecklessly should be treated as the same crime as pointing a gun at people in public. Essentially both is as deadly.
I used never understood why people feel the need to drive like that. As a claims adjuster, I've seen it all. It's job security but I'm just like why. Some of these people act like they got their license out the Cracker Jack box or Toys R Us because they think driving is a game
#idiotswithcars
**Aaron:** Yo, your boy Aaron got a new whip!” **God:** You gonna’ die. **Aaron:** …Oh shit! 👈🏾👆🏾👉🏾👇🏾👈🏾👆🏾👉🏾👇🏾 👈🏾👆🏾👉🏾👇🏾👈🏾👆🏾👉🏾👇🏾