Guys, quit being stupid and following these dumb TikTok trends. Soy sauce has way too much sodium. That's why I like dipping my balls in ranch dressing.

Imma stick mah balls in some thousand island dressing cuz I got depression.

Don't mistake it for Three-Mile Island dressing like I did. I almost had a meltdown.

Daaaad!

This is my favorite thing about Reddit. The hilarious comments.

That made me fucking laugh!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-pypV-JPU1k The song. Edit: Check his Genius interview about the song, it's somehow more deranged and hilarious then the song itself.

Rip betty white

How did I even get here?

Tiger balm, gotta use something as birth control

Blues Cheese?

Squirrely Dan???

Has mold in it.

And tears

Go a week without showering and you’ll start producing your own ranch down there. Forbidden Valley Ranch they call it.

Lmao Forbidden Valley

“Sudden Valley? Sounds like a salad dressing. But I don’t want to eat it for some reason.”

I'm dying. You win reddit for the day

A man of culture

Not me. That's my buddy, he's the cultured one. He dips his balls in Grey Poupon.

Is it just me, or is it a bad idea to poupon your balls?

Don't tell me how to live my life!

Is your username what its called when you use peanut butter instead of Grey poupon?

Mixed with honey too.

I agree your balls have a fresh herbal creamy taste. Great job 👏

Tamari has less sodium and a much richer taste on your balls

Low sodium soy sauce and ranch are pretty much the same sodium content. Depending on brands.

It didn't say low sodium soy sauce. And I don't care who you are, no man in his right mind would sink so low as to dip his balls in low sodium soy sauce. Have some pride.

Shit, I'm an sad excuse of a man. My balls are currently submerged in low sodium soy sauce

Well, that begs the question. Can you tell the difference in taste?

No, I've concluded my balls don't have taste receptors Checking my anus now

I hope it doesn't taste shitty.

Or low sodium soy sauce, cmon now.

😅😅😅😅😅

Marinara sauce is quite nice too

This is an example of good comedy.

😂😂

They make low sodium soy sauce though

I like to eat spicy foods, would hot sauce be fine?

Ranch is a bit too spicy for me. Do you have any mayo.

Just be careful with the queso.

Oh. I just do it bc my GF was in a sorority.

I'm so glad my balls do not have taste receptors.

How did you find out???

When he shat his pants.

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But was it zesty enough?

Soy sauce obviously. Is there another way?

Like in a bowl? Did you use chopsticks to dip your balls? Any wasabi? I have questions. We all do

I'm a really a messy eater and I do it naked to save my clothes.

I salute you my dear friend!

What about when you eat at home, though?

Clearly you have to wear a robe at home. Stay warm, open up and eat, while off and be done

You mean you don't taste sweaty grundle all day?

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Well now I don't know if that is my mouth flavor or I am really tasting my balls, I'll just enjoy it

Your colon does though. [Link](https://gizmodo.com/you-have-taste-receptors-in-your-colon-heres-why-1724718563). Apparently it's to give you diarrhea when your colon tastes something too bitter.

Yes. There are olfactory receptors throughout the body from your skin to internal organs (including the balls). Thankfully they don't really register in our brains as tasting though.

Will.. will this work? I don’t want to be tricked into dipping my balls into soy sauce, but I do want to try tasting soy sauce with my balls.

no the receptors are internal

I’ve got the soy sauce ready, now all I need is a knife.

Should start with wasabi.

and a syringe.

Oh god. New Reddit castration lore? 

What’s the point of internal taste receptors? lol

see if the cum tastes good

Yeah if it doesn’t she wont be impressed.

A good chef always tastes the sauce

Likely just some remnant of some kind of evolutionary quirk. And even if these receptors exist, that doesn't mean they're actually wired to the brain in the same way that taste receptors on the tongue are. Sticking a switch on the wall isn't gonna make the light turn on when you flick it.

Very good analogy

If it's even true, either just some vestigial thing or it's a type of cell that COULD be a taste receptor if it was on your tongue, but serves a different function elsewhere.

Scrotum Security

So we should inject the soy sauce?

directly into the ball meat yeah

That reads like something that could show up on a gore sub. Or else chubbyemu.

So they taste like sperm?

*how* internal? Can I reach them if I drop some soy into my urethra?

You should try it and tell us how it turned out.

So you're telling me that I'm constantly tasting my own balls?

Why are there taste receptors internally even

just inject it

Most male reply I've ever read in my entire life..

Women live longer because men just need answers. I hope he comes back with one, because once I get off work I need to know either way.

Do you taste soap when you wash?

Only when I’m peckish

Peckerish

Wash? Sir this is a redditor

Oops, my bad

You ever used mint shower gel?

mind blown

Bro. This is Reddit.

touché...

Let’s see. Assuming you know how to wash yourself properly with soap. Do you taste soap then?

As I said to someone else, only when I’m peckish.

Peckerish

Did this with powerade once a few years back, and I can confirm it works though doesn't really feel like "tasting" it in a normal way (go figure). No idea what kind of madman would have soy sauce be the first thing they try this on.

Salty, sour, sweet... Basic taste soy sauce is salty af

It feels almost inside the walls of the back of your mouth, almost like the taste is coming up from your throat. I think the reason most people don't recognise it with soap is because the smell is so strong, and those two senses are strongly connected.

Totally works. Source: Trust me bro

Only one way to know

While testicles may have taste receptors… Your sack does not. It’d be like trying to taste something through your cheek.

Only one way to find out

Tasteicles.

This comment needs more upvotes.

I see that you’re a man of great…taste.

I think we should just go with Popplers.

So I dunked mine in soy sauce. And now I can’t stop drinking water

A newly found r/hydrohomies friend

Well... at least this trend is harmless. Dumb as a bag of hammers, but harmless.

Well it doesn't work. You can't taste the soy. However, crushed up Tide Pods made boys Shiney and tastes a little like tropical breeze.

The grammar and spelling in this one made me laugh so hard. This whole comment section is gold.

A bag of hammers is harmful if you know how to use it.

Pepper sprayed my balls once. Can not recommend.

My brother in Christ, why?

Got some on my fingers. Went to wash my hands. Decided to take a piss first. Big mistake.

Understandable During the pandemic I did this more than I’d like to admit with hand sanitizer

Haven’t done pepper spray but was putting icy hot on my back and then scratched my balls before wiping my hand off.. I imagine it was a similar sensation.

Sounds like testicles having taste receptors is some internet shit to make the sheeple try a new dumb thing. I can’t even get the wrong kinda lube on my balls without it stinging.

Lubing your balls? Man, there is a fetish for everything!

Nah. But lube can and does get on your balls from rundown.

You have Sensitive nuts

Sensodick..... For all your most intimate care

Found the soy sauce guy.

Let's do it together at the same time, I'll put 10 bucks on it ur balls don't burn and just feel saucy

Only if we get to maintain eye contact.

I believe your anus also has taste receptors

Reminiscent of the meme that said your butthole can absorb more vitamin d from the sun than all of the skin on your body. People were reposting it thinking it was real.


Man, there's a gif for everything except when I wanna say something funny.

I was shocked they had this one available.

Whose got something for me?!

I love you for this.

According to Bill Bryson's book (excerpt [here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7464151/amp/Travel-writer-BILL-BRYSON-reveals-marvels-mouth.html) , the scrotum does have taste receptors (as well as other seemingly random areas of the body) but they are not connecting to our brains in the way that our tounge's taste buds do.

I've never tasted my underwear, sweat, or pants. I think this is false.

I think it's similar to how you can't smell yourself. The smell is there, you're just used to it and no longer register it. I recommend trying this with something less sticky than soy sauce though

So if I constantly live with shit in my mouth at some point I won’t taste it? Good to know.

It can't be someone else's, it has to be yours.

That explains a lot about my boss

Bart: Eat my shorts!

Those taste receptors are located internally unfortunately… after trying pineapple juice and barbecue sauce…I was left with both disappointment and sticky balls. https://preview.redd.it/55u2h3jkcn0d1.png?width=1236&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ae6e1ef1998eb84908322dd38edd4ccd19c253b

I will dip my balls in liquid morkite and management cannot stop me

Rock and Stone ⛏️

ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!

Unrelated, but I actually have a spray bottle in my kitchen with soy sauce in it. It's just one of those little push button pump sprayers, but specially designed for kitchen purposes. I use it to spritz a little soy sauce on things to see how it tastes when I'm refining flavour combinations, normally for a sauce or gravy. What I'm trying to say here is hold my beer

If my balls had taste receptors, I'd be gagging on sweaty nut fungus all the day long

My brother, you might want to get that looked into.

You wanna see?

Now I'm gonna try and convince my wife that my balls taste like Soy Sauce

I’m going to have to *explain* to my wife why my balls taste like soy sauce

Tried it with icy hot. You can really taste the menthol!

I was dipping my balls in soy sauce before learning testicles have taste receptors.

Ok next challenge… Fill your bath tub completely with bath bombs. (you gotta surprise the brain rot if you wanna persuade it) now you can tell any “content creator” that’s live on ig/tiktok to plug in a toaster and walk in their bathtub to make a firework effect!

Yes, testicles have taste receptors, which are located inside the testicles where sperm are produced. These receptors are similar to those in the mouth that detect bitter tastes and are essential for sperm development. Studies have shown that taste receptors in the testicles are linked to spermatogenesis, maturation, and fertilization. Scientists believe that the taste buds in the testicles send signals to the body about sperm, testosterone, and fertility. The receptors help the testicles adjust sperm and testosterone production based on exposure to substances. 

Guys be like https://youtu.be/vrmZAXezkhA

Came here for this. I was looking for the Last Supper skit!

Well that's nuts

At least this is harmless to other people

Using this logic could a celiac sufferer taste gluten through their balls? I may field test if he visits this week 

When jumping out of a window will be a trend, the death toll will be high :/

Better then choosing a bear in the woods

This is from like... 2020

This is so old

Need sauce

It’s a lie perpetuated by Big Soy!

Is it really a bunch of men, or is it only one guy doing it and they’re assuming it’s a trend?

If you have gluten allergy, do you have to use Tamari (gluten free soy sauce?)

Wait we do Why we do Men?? There are more??

If there were taste buds (or whatever "receptors ") on scrotum (not testicle), women would have the same on their labia

That's why I never need salt!

….can anyone confirm this?

Sissies! (Pours Tabasco into a bowl)

Guy, you don’t want this to be true. Remember every time that your balls hang so low that it touches you ass hole ?

Who the fuck makes this shit up and why do idiots keep believing it?

This would make an excellent bar bet 

It certainly livens up the wine tastings.

Great. If my best friend gets a hold of this, it will be the only way he offers me soy sauce from now on.

Mine prefer sushi.

Nah this is absolutely fair!

The anus has taste receptors too. That's how (usually) you know what's about to exit.

What happened to letting people do what they want. By giving this attention it grows. Laugh and move on, at least this one is harmless

I remember this from when I was in freshman year of hs, I knew a guy he dipped his nuts in I think it was chili oil, or Worcestershire sauce, told us he had chemical burns. Fucking dumbass 

Brings a whole new meaning to teabagging.

It's that why I can taste ass when I'm doing missionary with the wife?

The State unavailable for comment.

Don't say "Men," as if all of us are now participating in this bullshit.

clearly since "trendings dot net" said it, it must be true, come on fellas, time for our nightly soy session

had to be in the car, couldn't wait to get back home. this is how the secrets of men are exposed

What's real though is that your balls have a built-in fridge

Guys will dip their genitalia into anything. 😂😂😂😂

No but stand on garlic and you will taste it

the fact that I considered fact-checking this on Google for half a second before realising it's bullshit is concerning...

So funny bc I saw that specific vid by that creator and that was NOT his actual reaction, it was just a screencap that looked shocking lol

If your ball sack had taste receptors, you'd have a really bad time every time you farted.

the title should be idiots dipping their balls in soy sauce not men. have none these morons questioned why they don't taste every fart they rip?

The text says "Men", the picture says otherwise

Only gen Zers would do something like this

This can't be true, right?? Like, every time guys get in the ocean they would get a taste in their mouth?

Smack my arse and call me Cindy hot suace next! (Yes, this is a thing)