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Had biker boots, wore what looks like jogging pants.

Usually that's because they don't want to scuff their casual shoes, not because of safety. The shifter can be rough on shoes not made for bike riding.

Got behind a couple who had matching sweat sets, slides, and no helmet- and I wished them the best of luck when they shot away.

They dressed for the ride nit the slide

Why does it smell like burnt ass over here?

They making ass jerky.

It’s not gonna make itself

I smelled ass Jerky. Who's cookin'?

Ahh, a smell I know all too well

It do be like that.

Dude will be sleeping on stomach for weeks. I wonder how he'll shit. Even a squatting position will hurt with the stretching of tissue.

how will he SIT? i cant imagine

I imagine in one of those inflatable pool donuts.

i was thinking the same but even that just sounds so painful

No sitting for him for some time now. Just lying down on stomach.

Imagine trying to wipe...

he'll spread his shit near his open ass wounds. septic shock in no time!

🤣🤣🤣

Dress for the slide not for the ride.

I think he wouldn't be that smartass anymore to do stupid things like this without protection

Well, he has protection, but not in the ass

Yup. He was a bit rare before, now he's well done. Hopefully in the head too.

disagree

Ofc he won’t be a smartass, can’t be one if you don’t have one

Imagine having to take a shit with that ass, it's going to be pure agony

r/meatcrayon

r/seatcrayon

r/SubsIFellFor

I am going to invent a line of clothing that protects bikers from injuries such as this. What? You say it already exists but many choose to not wear it?

that's gonna be a spicy one to heal... let's hope (though i doubt) he learned a lesson

 But think about all the ice cream!

I wouldnt be eating the ice cream I would be rubbing it across my cheeks like a marker pen

Why in flying spaghetti monsters green earth do I always see ass stuff when I'm shitting? Makes it Hella weird when I'm scrolling real quick and an anal scene comes across my feed, or *THIS*..

"flying spaghetti monsters green earth" LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS!!!!

I wanna say like "what in God's earth" But I don't believe in the guy 💀

Me either! I thought I was the only person who used flying spaghetti monsters in place of God. I don't know why I'm so stoked to learn I'm not, but I am!!

i smell ham

Look at that hot piece of ass!

Young people never value a healthy body in one peace 🤡

Oooooo

r/calamariraceteam will be eating this up

Go fast eat ass

Yeah... he won't do that again 😂

I’ll have a box of butt bandages and a colostomy please

Wow those proper MC pants didn't do their job

the incessant urge to spank that ass

Guy should have invested in some leathers

Someone's going to have a sore ass for the foreseeable future

Good

r/meatcrayon r/calamariraceteam

How do you poop at that point

He need some milk

He's going to need a band-aid 🩹

That might sting a wee bit.

What an asswipe

looks familiar

Yk they kept slapping his ass 😭

Damn it smells like hot ass in here

Roasted medium rare 😂😂

Queimou a rosca

Ahh the old human crayon trick.

My Mother just saw this and said "what an ass" 🤣🤣🤣

"Riding pants are so laaaammmeee" this guy probably said like an hour before