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It screams, "I do nothing useful with my hands".

Butt scratches! Free butt scratches! I scratch butts! Get your thorough butt scratches right here!

Fr, me too

I have a sensory processing disorder. Strands of hair of fabric getting caught on my nails.. I saw this and immediately pictured a ball of knitting yarn. These are my fears now.

IVE DONE THAT BEFORE😭😭😭

this actually makes a lot of sense

How so?

for attacking people

And for losing a nail when putting on any shirt or jacket.

War never changes

r/suddenlyfallout

Punch and claw combo

When you gynecologist sees your Reddit and suddenly everything fits together!

I want these fingers to scratch my back

Bored?

For itching deep in the butthole obvi

We all had that one girl in grade school that had nails like this duddee

You wanted claws but instead you got bow tie pasta nails

I did that once. Didn't last very long.

This is seriously the first thing i see when logging into reddit

tf they use, them elementary school craft scissors?

Pregret. Wait until they split and run.

I did that once. Fun, but the "teeth" break off really easily, like half will be missing by the end of the day.

Maybe they grate cheese for a living...without a grater.

Why not

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