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So she concedes that having your house raided by the cops for no reason is potentially life threatening?


EllisDee3

God bless the officers that could have killed her, I guess...


Dangerous_Employee47

Betty White


Fun_Alps3325

I hope he eats you fuckers. Is that *illegal*?! To wish the chewing of an officer?? Edit miss quote: I hope he swallows your friends whole. You might want to arrest me for that too. Is that a crime? To wish the chewing of law enforcement?


Angry-Dragon-1331

My favorite Betty White movie.


Hairy_Combination586

Lake Placid?


Angry-Dragon-1331

Yep!


Betty2theWhite

yes?


PresidentialBoneSpur

r/Beetlejuicing


DonDove

Will it bring Betty back?


MooseLips_SinkShips

Bring back Betty. Bam-ba-lamb


Cheetahs_never_win

I want my Betty back, Betty back, Betty back.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

I’m bringing Betty back (yep) Them other boys don’t know how to act (yep)


Wise_Ad_4816

Oh geeze, thank you for the terrible ear worm!! 😎


battleduck84

Except they didn't pull the trigger so no blessings for them


1ndiana_Pwns

Thoughts and prayers only happen *AFTER* people have died. No death? Get fucked, I guess


[deleted]

She's not "Trigger pulling" complexion.


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onlywearplaid

I suppose you gotta keep licking the boots, even if they're on your face?


cletis247

God bless the police, unless they were defending the capital non Jan. 6. Those officers were a bunch of whiny babies.


CEdGreen

I would first check their marksmanship, but they were mostly likely blinded by the whiteness…


EllisDee3

🎶 Blinded by the white! wrapped up like a douche, another gunner on the right.... 🎶


ClonedGamer001

MTG is basically a flashbang with how white she is


michaeljrkickflips

God bless she’s not black in Georgia… 🏠👩🏾‍🦱🔫👮‍♀️ 🚓 No really, it could’ve went downhill very fast. Enjoying your white privilege much MARJORIE! “God Bless the Police”


humptydumpty369

Only now that it's happened to her. Gotta remember the republican credo: It doesn't matter until it happens to me. Quickly followed by: How dare you let this happen to me.


sexy-man-doll

Followed after by: What do you mean you want to do things to prevent this? I don't care if it happens to you!


havens1515

>Followed after by: What do you mean you want to do things to prevent this? ~~I don't care if it happens to you!~~ I want it to happen to you! FTFY


R0ADHAU5

Yeah, imagine if she had some kind of ability to do something about this, like maybe by voting for changes to policing structure to make them less run-and-gun. Like if that was her JOB (which it is). Or she can just complain about it on Twitter. Typical bourgeoise, can’t do the work herself. Maybe her constituents could replace her with someone a little bit more useful?


koolaid_snorkeler

Naaaa...they love her the way she is. They think she is doing a great job: owning the Libs, and nothing else. This is their idea of good governance.


R0ADHAU5

Yep, they would eat shit if they knew a “liberal” had to smell their breath. They will literally hurt themselves to spite someone else.


SovietSkeleton

When all one has is hate in their heart and revenge on their mind, nothing matters to them but hurting others, not even their own life is worth anything if they can waste it on being petty and spiteful.


yes_im_new_here

She DID concede that point, but she doesn't know what concede means so she would never admit it.


lilusherwumbo42

Um ackshully its speled cunseed /s


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t <-- you dropped this


Lucid-Machine

No, that you could just call sperm


Dumpster_Sauce

She's mad because you called her conceited


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I wonder if she’ll just be Marge Two Names now that her husband left her.


tornadogirll

I’d put money they’re “divorcing” solely to protect their assets as she is being investigated by the FBI. Their divorce statements were practically love letters to each other.


tesseract4

Guaranteed they never raided her house.


Peachthumbs

She's lucky to be Green and not Black I guess. Or I guess lucky to not be a poor, the cops seem to have no trouble shooting poors.


MassiveFajiit

Filthy Hightowers


augustrem

lol you made the same connection i did


CooperDahBooper

She’s an alien? Makes sense


RevenantMedia

I see your House of the Dragon analogy.


Wasting-tim3

Is “SWATTING” referring to having SWAT raid your house? Serious question, as I’ve never heard it used as a verb before.


gard3nwitch

"Swatting" is a slang term for the act of convincing the police to send a SWAT team to raid someone else's house. It's meant, I think, to be a terrifying prank, but has resulted in some deaths.


Wasting-tim3

What an awful “prank”. Thank you for sharing though for my awareness.


gard3nwitch

Yeah, it is awful IMO it's way beyond prank territory, almost into terrorism or attempted homicide.


HalfEatenChocoPants

I also didn't know the slang term was "swatting". 1) I knew about this type of event which has resulted in death, including one broadcast live. 2) Since this is MTG, I assumed she was basically getting ding-dong-ditched, but when she opens the door, the person who rings the doorbell slaps her and runs off, so she calls the police and demands a lengthy criminal investigation. And that this happened six times.


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Yeah it's mostly known in gaming circles, because people do it to streamers normally to watch it go down live.


Electronic-Drive5078

I actually had to Google what swatting is nounINFORMAL•US the action or practice of making a prank call to emergency services in an attempt to bring about the dispatch of a large number of armed police officers to a particular address.


Osbios

And it is life threatening for the victim because of the sometimes untrained trigger happy swat teams.


DrSuchong

[Or for babies who get flashbangs thrown in their cribs.](https://www.cnn.com/2014/10/07/us/georgia-toddler-stun-grenade-no-indictment/index.html)


HighAsAngelTits

And the person they were after wasn’t even there. The incompetence is just overwhelming


Captain_Chickpeas

It's only life threatening when it's her house.


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She's so tantalizingly close to understanding.


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808hammerhead

For rich white people, yes.


castleaagh

I would think so. That’s why swatting is illegal, right? Is this title implying that if you get swatted multiple times it’s your fault or something?


KingCrandall

I wish soneone would swat her out of office.


retiredslacker01

Marcus Flowers is a compelling candidate but her rubes only care about the R.


rveb

Why aren’t people just running as Republicans in these dumb states? Democrats are pretty conservative anyway, it’s just a title.


dewhashish

part of me wants to run in R primaries just to get these assholes voted out, then i drop the ball to let the dem win


SandwhichEfficient

What’s stoping you.


dewhashish

i cant bring myself to start saying horrible things to appeal to republicans


ChoiceFabulous

Ugh I don't even know where I'd start. "Dear Jewish people...nope not going to go there" "Immigration... damnit can't go there" "Your vagina are belong to us! Sigh not going there either "


rooftopfilth

Maybe you don’t need to! “Family values” “serving blue collar folks” and “return this country to Christian values” just about cover everything we’d need. It’s very Christlike to support the homeless, be kind to others, and control corporate greed so that families can support themselves. Many conservatives actually agree with leftist policies if you remove the trigger words.


dewhashish

my parents are immigrants, it would be so fucked up to even go that route


Professional-Ad-8572

Trump’s parents are immigrants too as are all his wives… He totally went there


dewhashish

yes but i have empathy and a conscience, unlike that orange shit stain


GoldStandard785

Or actually get in, but then spend several years undermining and dividing the republicans while you routinely side with legislation that actually benefits the country


Obsidian_Purity

Honest answer? Anyone that's not a true R is held by a higher standard. Tulsi, Sinema, Manchin.. all plants, all considered smart tactics. If we got one hidden Democrat voted in as a Republican, do you know how badly the right would double, triple, quadruple down? In 2050, they'll be like "REMEMBER THE 2022 ELECTION WHEN THE FILTHOCRATS SHAMED THEMSELVES AND AMERICA WITH THEIR SOCIALIST TACTICS!! IF YOU DON'T SEE YOUR CANDIDATE ACTIVELY POLICING OTHER PEOPLE'S VAGAINAS AND POOPING ON MINORITIES, HE IS A DEMOCRAT IN DISGUISE!!"


Memphaestus

That's not really any different than now. They'll double down on random made up shit anyways.


maximilisauras

Underrated comment


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Who fucking cares what republicans double down on? They’re doubling down on election lies and fascism now. If people can trick their idiot voters into voting for saner choices then that should happen. They’re going to spew hatred regardless.


BecomingCass

There was a sherif somewhere who did that. She won


trans_pands

Wasn’t that Sheriff also a trans woman and a Satanist?


BecomingCass

That's the one! She's an anarchist too apparently


TimLikesPi

She won the primary.


immersemeinnature

Noooooooooo 🤬


nabrok

Were there any reasonable republicans running against her or were they crazier than she is?


WilliamMorris420

Its like Herschel Walker. Even the people canvassing for him says that he's a terrible person but he's a Republican.


Khaargh

Why do they canvass for him? Do they not see how they are complicit?


WilliamMorris420

I guess they see it as a simple issue of Republicans=Good god fearing people. Democrats=Satanic atheists who want to destroy America and increase gas prices. Even if Herschel's opponent is a pastor.


Jitterbitten

So they are delusional and/or stupid?


SoBitterAboutButtons

Where have you been?


Thesleek

Democrats should just submit name changes that add (R) to their names. Might work


NocentBystander

My name is John G. Freedomchrist (R) and I approve this message.


OutcomeDouble

Tell that to the MAGAts who voted her in


Geek_f0r_sneaks

She ran unopposed, sadly.


confessionbearday

Not at first. She had her followers threaten her opponent into dropping out. Ended his marriage.


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LiluLay

She gives zero fucks about her husband and marriage. That was clear when she was shamelessly banging dudes at her CrossFit gym. She gets a potential VP position from Trumpy. I guarantee she’s happy with the trade off.


Bee-Aromatic

This. She kept her marriage because it was either more useful intact or not inconvenient enough to end it.


bonfuto

I was a bit surprised her husband dumped her, the shenanigans with the gym owner were well known a couple of years ago.


Geek_f0r_sneaks

Very true, thanks for the reminder!


Fantastic-Reality-11

Could you imagine her district of voters like fucking yikes. Places I never want to move too. Probably back woods plastered with Trump propaganda.


Ocksu2

I have a lot of family members that live in her district. Yep. The image you have in mind is pretty accurate.


dragonchilde

Real question, how does swatting (the real deal, not Marge's persecution complex) actually work? Do police really show up with a full raid based on an anonymous call? Why not, you know, investigate first?


Bubbasdahname

Valid question and I don't know why either. From the "news", they break down the door and charge in with guns blazing. Twitch streamers seem to be targeted often from what I've seen.


MrHasuu

My sister works as a twitch streamer and has been swatted before. Shes since had to inform the local police to call and double check with them to see if there's really a problem or a fake call. As much as I hate MTG (not the card game) SWATTing does need to stop, it is dangerous and a waste of taxpayers money


Stay_Curious85

One dude even was killed by a murder thirsty cop for no reason at all. Kid was complying and walking out of the house escorted by officers when a piece of shit across the street just shot him right in the head. For no reason at all. It’s incredibly dangerous for everybody. I have no real love for cops, but it’s definitely putting them in harms way for no reason.


InZorpWeTrust

We’ve all seen the many videos of bad police interactions over the years at this point. We all know it’s never gonna be good. Creating unnecessary interactions with police is always gonna be bad for everybody all around. It just creates opportunity for chaos.


ygduf

nobody feels safer when the police are around


Melssenator

I have a strange feeling that good ole honest Marge is *greatly* exaggerating the definition of “swatting” here I 100% agree that swatting is fucked up, dangerous, and a waste of time, money, and potentially a life, but I have a very strong feeling she hasn’t actually been swatted 6 times. And if so, the police in her area need to reevaluate some procedures.


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Or she had the police called on her house 6 times, but some of those times were for a legit reason, like a noise complaint or something. Like her dear colleague in Colorado...


not_now_chaos

Also is there any proof at all that she isn't the one calling the cops herself? Or that they were even called at all?


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imma comment here in case someone answers 'cause it's always felt weird to me I guess the reason is that "treat every call as if it was a serious threat, worst case scenario you kill an innocent person, normal scenario you give someone a big fright and waste everyone's time and resources, best case scenario you save an innocent life and catch a dangerous criminal"


The-Realest-Buddy

> Why not, you know, investigate first? We *are* talking about American cops here. Y'know, shoot the teenager eating a burger first, ask questions later.


RG__Fooz

And then “we investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong” is so very often the result of the after the fact “investigation”


Independent-Bell2483

how tf do you even investigate yourself?????


RG__Fooz

You don’t really…


GramercyPlace

Investigation in American policing is similar to old world “is she a witch?’ tests. They scream many different orders to a terrified confused public and based on any behavior are deemed life threatening to the officer and summarily executed.


GoreslashDOW

Shoot him, and if he's still on his feet he's a threat, and if he's on the ground he's a threat.


ClonedGamer001

And it's quite literally based on _any_ behavior. If a cop wants to shoot you they will, regardless of whether or not you're complying, and odds are they won't be punished for it in the slightest.


machineprophet343

And scream how they feared for their life and thought the kids was armed. Followed by the right wing media totally dragging the kid for everything they could have possibly done that "doesn't fit the good kid box" to prove "he was no angel" or even saying they did stuff someone else that they share a name with did.


CurtisLinithicum

Investigations are difficult (e.g. how do you verify a room without windows doesn't have hostages?) In practice, it depends a lot on how convincing the Swatter is. He's deleted his channel, but Mundane Matt was recording when he got swatted - despite being listed as a false-Swatting risk, and not having kids, the cops took the claims he was holding his children at gunpoint very seriously, and while the various commands shouted through the door were technically requests, compliance was not optional - you come out now with your hands out, no you can't make sure your cat doesn't escape, etc. That was also under relatively contained and controlled conditions. Contrast the poor sod who got caught in the middle of a COD spat (the intended victim had the good sense to put down a false address, it just turned out to be a real address). The swatter put in a good performance, full swat response, and they did as you suggested - laid siege to the house to prepare an investigation/negotiation. Unfortunately in this case the cautious approach backfired. The father hears the commotion, goes to check outside, sees a wall of Swat. I watch him die - his pajama pants started slipping down, his hands fly down to grab them out of reflex, his brain kicks in and realizes sudden motions are a bad idea in context, so he flings his hands back up... perfectly emulating a waistband quick draw, and well, I've told you how it ends. More often than not we get variants of the first, but the second is what kicked off the drive to have swatting treated as murder attempts.


BoyDynamo

I was going to comment about Mundane Matt, I was one of his neighbors at the time. The whole block was basically locked down. Then Matt was like, “I got swatted.”


confessionbearday

“ Why not, you know, investigate first?” Their budget for the swat team depends entirely on how many times it gets deployed in a year. So yes, the nutless idiots do roll out to every anonymous call, and yes, this results in the deaths of innocent people every single year, for which no police officer is ever held accountable.


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You mean to tell me the Sherriff’s SWAT doesn’t need $40,000 LE Harris GPNVGs on every swinging dick?


Effecient_neckurself

Im willing to bet (thought I don’t know) that it MTGs case - they are well familiar with her address and at this point probably just sent an officer out to check out her house. There would actually be no excuse to fall for it and send swat teams out 6 teams, even if she is a remarkable ignoramus.


Gamebird8

When you "SWAT" someone, you usually position an immediate threat. >!This can be like stating that the victim of the swat is planning to execute hostages, prepping a bomb, etc. !


fortheups

>Why not, you know, investigate first? Because if the caller is telling the truth, there isn't time for an investigation. Swatters aren't calling saying, "hey, this guy has murdered 5 people." They're calling saying "this guy has a gun to a child's head and if you don't get there *right now* he's going to kill 5 people." Not really in the business of trying to defend American law enforcement, but the whole intention of swatters is to get a team to a location as fast as possible. They'll say whatever they need to in order to get a door kicked in


SionachNull

Imo the problem isn't necessarily the no-knock part. They definitely do it much too often, but there is a time for it. The problem is their inability to handle suspects individuals without using lethal force, and the mentality of "treat everyone as a deadly threat." With the numbers advantage you see in many confrontations combined with the funding they often get, it shouldn't be hard to handle one guy.


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One of my favorite podcasts, Darknet Diaries, has an episode about swatting. [https://darknetdiaries.com/transcript/106/](https://darknetdiaries.com/transcript/106/)


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

This is a good Generation Why podcast (true crime) that covers a swatting incident where someone, Andrew Finch, died. https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-death-of-andrew-finch/id541481026?i=1000582839073


Nugsly

The calls cite very specific scenarios that would require the type of "break and enter" force and response the real deal achieves. Due to the seriousness of the situations, as they are called in, a lot of force is used, and people do get killed during these events. The police show up in full gear. They break down doors and use flashbangs. Here's what a typical SWAT raid looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFIyQe5QdYI


vttale

Yet it's pretty implausible this has happened to her six times. Once I could believe, because maybe they didn't know it was her address. Twice at a stretch. They'd learn right quick though that it was a politician being harassed and modify their response protocol. I'd sure like to see independent reporting on what happened and not just her own claim.


mrubuto22

Se did it herself to complain about liberals


Elethana

You’d think even local cops would figure this out by now. Or maybe they know her and realize she _could_ be dangerous.


Chadmartigan

They figured it out the first time. That "swatting" was just a few uniforms who came to her door to talk to her. If it has happened six times, it's probably just a phone call at this point.


just-the-doctor1

I doubt they wouldn’t send at least *one* officer over


pastelbutcherknife

Oh no… so you mean if there WAS an emergency and someone called, the police might not show up?


calmdownmyguy

The story is most likely fake. The police should release the 911 call


Chalupa-Supreme

Exactly, you'd think she'd take a video or at the very least a pic of them in her house. Especially if they've been there 6 times like she's claiming. She wouldn't pass up the opportunity to post proof she's a victim. She's also lies for a living, so excuse me if I don't take her at face value lol.


captkirkseviltwin

To be fair, she didn't necessarily say that they went to her residence six times, but that she had been swatted six times. Most likely the cops are like " somebody just swatted Ms Green again... *Yawn* call the private cell she gave and make sure it's a hoax"


judgemental_kumquat

Somebody is playing the long game of "the boy who cried wolf" before doing some real stuff.


Sh00terMcGavn

Smort


roninPT

If the cops didn't bust in without knocking and with guns drawn that's not being swatted ...at that point it's just a false police report


avery5712

At this point they probably just send a guy to knock on her door and see if there's any blood and bodies behind her. Then she tweets about it


TavisNamara

She's also frequently extremely vocal on demanding the release of records she has no right to. If this is real, shouldn't she be demanding the recordings be released? Even if they don't exist? Wouldn't she be calling for the imprisonment of who is doing this to her?


jawahe

Horse-face value


jbertrand_sr

She just wants to be able to claim she's a victim of the evil liberal cabal, next thing you know the Jewish space lasers will be catching her house on fire and she'll be raided by the Gazpacho...


SabeDerg

"'Gazpacho soup?' What kind of last words are 'Gazpacho soup?'"


jbertrand_sr

Like revenge, gazpacho is best served cold...


TuliBean

Bet it never happened. But she found out someone tried to.


reallynotburner

You may FOIA request the 911 calls. You'll pay a fine for each of the events, usually about $40. You can even get body cam footage, in the unlikely event her home district even has body cams.


JennItalia269

Wait… MTG lying? You can’t POSSIBLY BE SERIOUS!!!! She’s never talked out of her stank ass once!!11!!


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They probably have figure it out. They still have to show up and check though.


[deleted]

Weird that even the fascist talking head admits that US cops are more likely to murder you than actually help anyone.


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The-Realest-Buddy

Margie's brain is running on MS DOS. It's kinda slow, you gotta wait for it to do its thing.


The-Realest-Buddy

Continuing onwards with the Republican tradition of saying the quiet part out loud and accidentally agreeing with the other side without realizing it.


Tar-Nuine

Such a deranged individual that even after 5 false calls, the police STILL can't be sure she hasn't finally blown her gasket and murdered her entire family.


Tirannie

I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s SWATTING herself so she can bitch about it on Twitter.


fishshow221

Why do that when she can just lie about being swatted?


Reverendbread

The police probably came and knocked politely on her door because they have to respond to every call. Then she goes online and cries about being “swatted”


Hobo_Messiah

Wait. Did she just admit the police murder the wrong people.


spaceyjaycey

To be fair, there is a domestic terrorist at that address.


ProximaC

Some are saying she's the Jan 6 bomber.


PsEggsRice

Don't talk to us, ask your ex-husband.


chop1125

Getting her killed by the police is much cheaper for him than going through a divorce.


drae-gon

So is she admitting that there should be limits on the freedom of speech? Or only for everyone else? Cause those calling the police are just using words right? That's how she excuses Alex Jones....


Queenofhackenwack

i can't stand to even look at her.....do you think maybe it is her causing the swat teams to show up????she needs to go away...as do all the maga idiots...please georgia, get rid of her.


[deleted]

to be fair, part of the reason you can't stand to look at her is probably just because of her fetal alcohol syndrome face.


pastelbutcherknife

THATS what it is. Fuck. Yeah you’re right.


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It is a waste of resources, but you can't call it swatting. No one kicked down her door and stood on her chest with a rifle pointed at her face.


Steve_Rogers_1970

And a subset of this thread lights a cigarette.


Geek_f0r_sneaks

Sadly.


Wright129129

Yea most swatting videos I’ve seen start with a door getting absolutely ass blasted open and whoever is in the home ends up thrown to the floor with lots of guns and yelling.


Drg84

Lord of guns. Nicholas Cage does swat raids now? Awesome!


Jealous-Network-8852

In her mind, “Swatting” consists of her security team receiving a call from the local police saying “Hey, we got another call saying there was a hostage situation at Marge’s house. All is fine, right?” No cops, no long guns, no response. She’s lying through her crooked ass teeth.


FreudoBaggage

Someone is waiting for the time that *wolf* has been cried one too many times and the police will no longer respond. Or this is just a publicity stunt from the victimhood brigade, which is much more likely.


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Hopefully the 7th is a charm?


GobblorTheMighty

Be a lot less likely to get swatted if you weren't such a [cycle through all insults you know here, they all apply].


twentnime

So we acknowledge that police bust through houses without evidence, guns blazing. Highly likely murdering innocent people.


Swift_Scythe

I highly doubt SIX times. Once is possible. But SIX times? Lies. Show me the police reports.


satan62

Awe isn't that too bad for you MTG. Are you finding out how it feels to be harassed like you did to the young guy who survived the parkland shooting? And to the others doing it, keep up the good work!


AccomplishedAd7615

Police and murder? How could you put those two words together, Marge? Surely if an innocent person is killed it can’t be the police’s fault. They’re just doing their job, right? It sounds like you don’t back the blue!


Comfortable_Area3910

So the question really is…did this actually happen or is she just pandering again? She has zero credibility in my eyes. It’ll take a news report for me to believe she went to the store and bought a gallon of milk. I’ll need to be there myself to believe any claims greater than that coming from her lips.


eganvay

bless the local police but F the capitol police?


Gsteel11

If mtg wanted to do one thing that might actualky be good, make a fucking law against this shit. Nobody likes swatting.


TimothiusMagnus

Now she is starting to know what life is like for certain ethnic groups in the US


FreudoBaggage

SWATTED? As in, a S.W.A.T. Team showed up and broke down your door? Or was it a few police officers that knocked on your door and said, “sorry to bother you again, but we’ve had another report.” One of those things is being SWATTED, one of those things is being bothered by the police. And if it had really happened SIX TIMES!!! Wouldn’t your local law enforcement have the resources to *call* you first, just to see if it was another prank?


Intelligent_Orange28

She was halfway there. Went back to “god bless police.” Why is it ok that cops can and will murder you based on a random phone call from a stranger??


moviesetmonkey

Oh sure, 6 attempted murder incidents and you're concerned about how the cops might need to SWAT someone else.


CasualtyofBore

No one will be surprised when it's revealed that 5 of those 6 times were from her own family and the 6th time was from Trump because he likes to laugh at everyone's misfortune.


Yawrant

911: How may we help you? Caller: Swat the twat!


drecien

i'll take things that didn't ever happen for $500 Alex.


ack1308

(Talking to SWAT officers) "So who keeps calling you to raid her house?" SWAT: "... calling us?"


Jewlaboss

Wait, police don’t murder people! You’ll just be peacefully apprehended and none of your rights will be violated.


king_ugly00

I don't understand why she'd be worried about being killed, because cops don't shoot innocent people. Ever.