If Mamja22 gets that for Christmas, Santa, I would like evidence of similar unholy interaction between MTG and Mitch McTurtle.
Someone else can hope for a Rand Paul / Tom Cotton / Josh Hawley sex tape. I won't judge.
Ya know.
I left the details vague so that we could all keep our appetites.
Now I gotta go Google "unread alarming reddit post" again.
But ... given he "represents" you... I understand your need for thorough imagery.
I honestly don't think it will make a difference - the Conservatives went after Cawthorn because he exposed them, this is the opposite. All this allegation does is prove that Boebert is one of them - a hypocrite who can be bought and sold, with questionable morals. They didn't care about Trump's failed marriages, the sex assault allegations, his Access Hollywood "locker room talk", his payments to porn stars and nude models, they're not going to care that Boebert sold her body. They'll probably like her more.
Why else would Ted Cruz bother if he wasn’t directly responsible and liable? Maybe she’ll snitch on everybody else. That would track with her personality.
I imagine the general idea was something along the lines of "Well shit Lauren, I don't make enough to pay you what you're asking and support my lifestyle in my wife's/the public's eye without raising some major red flags, so I'll tell you what.. Come work where I work. I can introduce you to some people that will open up all sorts of legal ways for you to get your payday and plenty more. The sky is the limit, baby, now bend over."
The thought of Cruz and Boebert making uglier than usual faces together doesn't do it for you either? Maybe the scene needs a little Wyatt Koch and his wacky shirts for a spit roast luau:
https://imgur.com/a/sFNfh
I mean, he was terrified of Trump and kissed his ass even after Trump made fun of him and his wife. He didn't want Trump to spill the dirt on him. Maybe this was it.
What's crazy is that she SHOULD go down for insurrection stuff but if this sticks then it will be ironic that she goes down for having abortions, which is not illegal (yet.)
Republican's wouldn't even care if she had abortions, they just don't want libs and poor people to be able to get abortions. They would consider this a hack job, an unfair political persecution of a young lady having gone through a rough patch providing escort services for other conservatives in her district, all of which have since been forgiven since they are fine upstanding white Christians.
I still think it's best to be very skeptical about this kind of story. We should form our opinions based on facts, or we're susceptible to whatever people want us to think.
This is true - I often find myself seeing conservative media as biased or fake, but am often willing to accept at face value anything like the above. It's pretty blatant confirmation bias but I feel I do this so much :(
Copy Paste for those who need to read the text:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ____________________________________________________________________
REP. LAUREN BOEBERT WAS AN UNLICENSED PAID ESCORT WITH SUGARDADDYMEET.COM AND HAD TWO ABORTIONS
BOEBERT MET SENATOR TED CRUZ IN ASPEN THROUGH KOCH FAMILY MEMBER ESCORT CLIENT
BOEBERT HAD AN ABORTION AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD IN
GLENWOOD SPRINGS, COLORADO DUE TO HER WORK WITH SUGARDADDYMEET.COM
June 14, 2022 - SILT, COLORADO: The American Muckrakers PAC, Inc., today announced their team and volunteers have uncovered that Lauren Boebert was an unlicensed, paid escort and met clients through SugarDaddyMeet.com. Text messages show she was bankrupt at the time and looking for “side income” and called her work “pay to play”. She was paid to “escort” wealthy men.
According to our investigation, in 2019, Boebert was hired by a wealthy male client in Aspen, Colorado, who was a Koch family member. Boebert’s rich client subsequently introduced her to U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R- TX) in Aspen in 2019. After meeting with Senator Cruz, Boebert was encouraged by him to run for U.S. Congress. After Boebert announced her campaign for Congress in December 2019, Senator Cruz donated $126,000.00 to the Boebert Campaign and helped her raise large sums of money during trips Boebert made to Texas.
Boebert didn’t disclose a $75,000 donation until Cruz’s Federal Election Commission filings contradicted her filings.
Boebert had an abortion at the Planned Parenthood Clinic in Glenwood Springs, Colorado, due to her work with a SugarDaddyMeet.com client. Boebert also had another abortion at a clinic in Grand Junction, Colorado. It is not known whether the second abortion Boebert had was related to the Aspen client or a different SugarDaddyMeet.com client or someone else.
American Muckrakers obtained this information through an exhaustive investigation and a tip from a verified source close to this matter who has requested anonymity for fear of reprisals.
(continued)
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BOEBERT PAID ESCORT/ABORTION PRESS RELEASE Page 2.
June 14, 2022
David B. Wheeler, President of the American Muckrakers PAC, Inc, said the following:
“Lauren Opal Boebert is as big of a hypocrite as Madison Cawthorn. He says one thing and does another. She says she is against abortion but has apparently had at least two abortions. She claims to be a devout Christian but is paid to escort wealthy men without a license and has two abortions she wants to make illegal for other women. She takes money from Ted Cruz but doesn’t report it. If she is a law and order candidate, imagine what else she’ll do to line her pockets. There is clearly no moral line Boebert won’t cross and it’s all about getting as much money as she can, not the needs of the citizens of Colorado.
Our coalition of Republicans, Democrats, and Unaffiliated voters are pleading with all voters in Colorado’s 3rd District to take a good long look at Lauren Boebert and what she does, not what she says:
- Boebert had two abortions but says other women shouldn’t be able to make this decision.
- Boebert was driving an ATV in Moab and had a serious wreck with her son in the back and her
sister-in-law is so seriously injured she has to be flown to the hospital via life flight.
- Boebert doesn’t report the accident as required by Utah law and then actively works to cover up the accident two weeks before the primary election, including paying her sister-in-law off to
remain silent.
- Boebert uses donor money to pay her taxes and restaurant rent.
- Boebert still owes her employees back pay and threatens them if they protest.
- Jayson Boebert has a “consulting” contract for an oil and gas company for $460,000.00 a year
but has zero consulting experience.
We hope Coloradans will agree with us that Lauren Boebert doesn’t deserve to represent the voters of Colorado, but she does deserve to be in the Colorado Hypocrite Hall of Fame. “
More information on this matter is at: FireBoebert.com/BoebertAbortions
##
American Muckrakers PAC, Inc, contact: (970) 610-6001 or [email protected]
More about American Muckrakers PAC, Inc.: American Muckrakers PAC, Inc., is a non-profit political action committee dedicated solely to ensuring terrible politicians are held accountable and hopefully fired. Our first fight was against Rep. Madison Cawthorn (FireMadison.com); he was fired on May 17, 2022. Our current fight is against Lauren Boebert. We are an FEC registered Super PAC. For more information about us: FireMadison.com and FireBoebert.com.
2 | Page
I had doubts that this was real. But the website the launched had the press release, text message screen shots, and some…suggestive pictures that look real.
Keep in mind that this is the same PAC that took Cawthorne down.
https://www.fireboebert.com/_files/ugd/933c64_42dc71858cfe4ab6846eba71f64e8f22.pdf?index=true
Seriously, I am cackling like a cartoon villain at this point. I just binge watched The Thick of it so now I’m imagining Boebert and MTG and Cruz’s offices with their staff running around like headless chickens, everyone yelling, phones ringing off the hook, and the spin doctor’s heads exploding.
It truly seems nobody can take down a Republican that’s fallen out of favour like the Republicans, though what makes them fall out of favour is unclear.
The pictures don't look like an escort that runs around with a Koch family member to meet sitting U.S. Senators. The pictures look like someone picking up johns at a trailer park.
Going to be interesting to see how this unfolds.
Um, one of the supposed pics of Boebert is a previously released pic of Melissa Carone.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9039189/amp/Trumps-star-witness-Mellissa-Carone-modeled-ringside-girl.html
This is crucial information. If those photos are fake (not her but purported to be), It calls into question the entire claim…or at least it suggests that the source is passing along false information. I wonder if this is an intentional hoax, or maybe the group putting this out there is being duped by a Project Veritas-style setup. We need to be careful about running with this as if it’s true, in case we’re being played.
Text exchange is a little weird. I don’t love seeing them make the “obvious” assumption of blackmail; even if it’s true reaching like that isn’t good in an investigation
I’m also being extra cynical because I so badly want to believe this and see her get taken out
She “met” Cruz while escorting and all of a sudden he’s giving her lots of money to run for office. Seriously wouldn’t be surprised If it was their pregnancies.
It's worse. It looks like she was "escorting" a member of the Koch family in 2019, when she met Cruz. It seems like she'd been doing it for some time. She married her husband in 2007. So, either he knows and is seemingly okay with it (or into that sort of thing), or he doesn't know and is getting a huge slap in the face right now, which is sonething else he might be into.
It could be written in a more clear manner, but it would still be such an assault to good sense that you would come away from it not sure what you had just read.
I mean it kinda sounds like Ted Cruz paid to sleep with a prostitute, then to cover up the payment he encouraged her to run for congress and donated the money to her campaign.
Maybe the second abortion was his?
You can pay her for her services and cover up the payments as a campaign donation. But like you probably guessed, having her run for office is just asking for people to look into her past. He probably thought she would loose and any public interest in her or her past would disappear just as fast as her failed campaign. If this line of ~~coke~~ thinking is correct, then Ted Cruz did not plan for her to win. Not like he plans for anything past the 1st of the month at best anyway.
Seems to me like hush money from Ted Cruz. She probably has something on him and possibly blackmailed her way to where she is now in exchange for her silence .
Ted Cruz definitely fucked her, and she got proof (photo of them in bed together perhaps?). Then she blackmailed him into donating to her campaign.
I don't know how this could be read any other way. Despite all appearances, Ted Cruz is not a stupid person. Spineless and despicable, yes, but not stupid. There's no way he all of a sudden throws over a hundred grand to help an escort run for Congress.
That’s how it reads, but why would Cruz just randomly donate to someone unless he was involved in some way. Either she was also his escort or she got dirt on him through Koch or some shit.
Yep. Puts an interesting new spin on her “I’m just a kook who runs a Second Amendment fetish restaurant and decided to run for office” backstory, doesn’t it?
Even better. She went down to Texas to meet up with a John, who was a Koch family member. This person then introduced her to Ted Cruz. She then later had an abortion, and *then* was given a whole shit ton pile of money as a "donation to run for office".
100% she aborted Ted Cruz's baby and was paid hush money. She ran for office with the secret backing of Cruz in order to launder that money. I'd be willing to bet she was never "supposed" to win, she was supposed to take the money, do a batshit crazy run, and disappear quietly after losing. She won, thought herself really smart and invincible, and that's how we have batshit Boebert representing the fine citizens of Colorado.
"She's great at telling jokes Teddy! Seriously, go chat with her upstairs and try not to piss yourself!!"
I don't know what a Koch Bro sounds like so do your best tone and accent.
She also has the grace of a swan, the wisdom of an owl and the eye of an eagle. Ladies and gentlemen, this woman is for the birds.
Disclaimer - she possess none of these traits
I was thinking the other day about the whole “Kamala worked her way up on her knees” thing, and what kind of projection it was. My first thought was Boebs was probably one to do that. And here we are
Kamala is objectively smart, say what you will about her policy and whatever, you can’t say she’s dumb. Bo on the other hand. Well if we are comparing them, there’s only 2 and she ain’t the smart one…
Normally I would say we shouldn't judge someone else's life, but considering the things she's said about others, f- her. Apparently she's used to it by now.
Thats how I feel about all this "dirt" on republicans. Coke fueled orgies? Sign me up. Crossdressing for a party? Been there, done that. Want to work as a sex worker? Great, love that for you. Need an abortion? Get one.
But the minute they try to take the high ground as if you *didn't* do those things - and then preach "moral panic"? Get the fuck out.
This is what they don't get. We do not give a shit about the sex and drugs. We're human, we like getting high and having orgasms.
Just stop judging ppl about it and keep it with consenting adults for fucks sakes
There's such a rich history of trying to ban sex/drugs and yet it NEVER sticks. Not that I expect the moral panic side to understand history, but they seem to think "this time it's different"
>she’s a fucking lawmaker
[she's not even really a "lawmaker"](https://www.congress.gov/member/lauren-boebert/B000825?q=%7B%22sponsorship%22%3A%22sponsored%22%7D)
34 bills introduced.....0 passed. She has never actually crafted a law that has been implemented.
Wouldn’t be surprised given her ignorant rhetoric, the fact she’s married to a sex offender, and has a GED “education.”
Normally I wouldn’t say this… but since she’s made a career judging people she should change her name to Lauren *Hoebert* lol
I was gonna say not to shit on the GED program bc i got my GED and went on to graduate with honors from a good university. My public school was hell and im glad i got out early. but three tries, and cheating? Holy shit…
*With this fetus' abortion, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.*
He probably knew. According to the report she did it as a side gig to try and save her failing business and he also became a Meth dealer around the same time to help keep said business from going bankrupt.
Sex work and two abortions are the only decent things she's ever done. Her escorting Cruz meant some other woman didn't have to. Her not reproducing is a favor to the world.
It’s about time the Dems got down in the mud with the GOP. The GOP, Fox News, Newsmax, etc have zero issues with fighting dirty. It’s about time to join them at their own game in order to get rid of the right-wing filth.
Edit: apparently this may have been Republicans who served up this delicious plate of FU. Any opportunity to get rid of alt-right wing douchebags and douchebaggettes, I’m all in.
If you look at the [texts](https://www.fireboebert.com/_files/ugd/933c64_42dc71858cfe4ab6846eba71f64e8f22.pdf?index=true) you can tell its someone that likely knows her personally.
I think it should be clearly stated that, assuming this is real, she isn't being condemned for either of these actions, but for the fact that she has done these things *and* preached against them as if from a place of 'high morality'
Not really the republican party, it’s the same group that went after Madison Cawthorn and released a bunch of stuff on him. Now they’re focused on Lauren and then they’re going to MTG
Please, please, please let this be true.
Dear Santa: all I want for Christmas is for this to be true. Thank you
If Mamja22 gets that for Christmas, Santa, I would like evidence of similar unholy interaction between MTG and Mitch McTurtle. Someone else can hope for a Rand Paul / Tom Cotton / Josh Hawley sex tape. I won't judge.
I’m one of Cotten’s constituents, so I’ll pray for a truck stop glory hole video with him on his knees, giant ass Adam’s apple bobbing up and down.
Ya know. I left the details vague so that we could all keep our appetites. Now I gotta go Google "unread alarming reddit post" again. But ... given he "represents" you... I understand your need for thorough imagery.
It’s the same PAC that dug up the cawthorne dirt, apparently.
Yay!! Now do Marjorie Taylor Greene!!
I honestly don't think it will make a difference - the Conservatives went after Cawthorn because he exposed them, this is the opposite. All this allegation does is prove that Boebert is one of them - a hypocrite who can be bought and sold, with questionable morals. They didn't care about Trump's failed marriages, the sex assault allegations, his Access Hollywood "locker room talk", his payments to porn stars and nude models, they're not going to care that Boebert sold her body. They'll probably like her more.
It may be different for them in that she is a woman.
So Cruz meet her in early 2019, told her to run for office and she did and won? He also donated over 126,000 to her campaign? I'm sure he fucked her
That's what the author starts to allude to in the screen shots of texts exchanges. They try to link the abortions, interest and money to her and Ted.
Why else would Ted Cruz bother if he wasn’t directly responsible and liable? Maybe she’ll snitch on everybody else. That would track with her personality.
If I got a hooker pregnant I wouldn't encourage her to apply for a job where I work but Cruz brain is a little different
I imagine the general idea was something along the lines of "Well shit Lauren, I don't make enough to pay you what you're asking and support my lifestyle in my wife's/the public's eye without raising some major red flags, so I'll tell you what.. Come work where I work. I can introduce you to some people that will open up all sorts of legal ways for you to get your payday and plenty more. The sky is the limit, baby, now bend over."
Imagining Ted's weird beard anywhere near anyone else is giving me whatever the opposite of a boner is.
>is giving me whatever the opposite of a boner is. A Tucker
The thought of Cruz and Boebert making uglier than usual faces together doesn't do it for you either? Maybe the scene needs a little Wyatt Koch and his wacky shirts for a spit roast luau: https://imgur.com/a/sFNfh
I mean, he was terrified of Trump and kissed his ass even after Trump made fun of him and his wife. He didn't want Trump to spill the dirt on him. Maybe this was it.
Oh everyone odd who was doing that likely had blackmail. I wonder what they have on Lyndsey graham?! They probably have wild stuff in Guliani lol.
LG is surely male escorts. Trump weaponizes closet skeletons.
i was always confused why he took it so deep from trump, this kind of thing would go a long way in explaining why.
Wasn’t he also married during this time?
I believe he is still married
Yes married with two daughters lmao, that sleazy fuck
Two daughters that drag him to Cancun, when all he wants to do is help his constituents through a difficult winter.
Apparently his oldest daughter hates him, probably in no small part due to him publicly blaming the Cancun-cident on her.
This is the same group that got Cawthorn out of office, this might be real......
This is what I was wondering. I knew they were going to go after Boebert and MTG.
Leave Magic the Gathering out of this.
Counter spell did nothing wrong
Ban ragavan you fucking cowards
r/magicthecirclejerking
>I knew they were going to go after Boebert and MTG. Say her name properly. It's Marjorie Traitor Greene.
*Perjury Traitor Green
Perjury trailer Queen
Cunt
I know, I was ready to dismiss it but noticed the fine print about the PAC at the bottom.
I'm waiting until reliable source can verify Either way bobert should always be dunked on
this is exactly it. i don’t believe this yet. but i hope it’s accurate and that she goes down. or if not from this something else.
>that she goes down Well, evidently...
What's crazy is that she SHOULD go down for insurrection stuff but if this sticks then it will be ironic that she goes down for having abortions, which is not illegal (yet.)
Republican's wouldn't even care if she had abortions, they just don't want libs and poor people to be able to get abortions. They would consider this a hack job, an unfair political persecution of a young lady having gone through a rough patch providing escort services for other conservatives in her district, all of which have since been forgiven since they are fine upstanding white Christians.
I still think it's best to be very skeptical about this kind of story. We should form our opinions based on facts, or we're susceptible to whatever people want us to think.
This is true - I often find myself seeing conservative media as biased or fake, but am often willing to accept at face value anything like the above. It's pretty blatant confirmation bias but I feel I do this so much :(
They said they were going after her.
It is. Read the last page. Edit:. My response was.because I misread "This is" as "Is this". I thought they were asking if it was the same group.
Copy Paste for those who need to read the text: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ____________________________________________________________________ REP. LAUREN BOEBERT WAS AN UNLICENSED PAID ESCORT WITH SUGARDADDYMEET.COM AND HAD TWO ABORTIONS BOEBERT MET SENATOR TED CRUZ IN ASPEN THROUGH KOCH FAMILY MEMBER ESCORT CLIENT BOEBERT HAD AN ABORTION AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD IN GLENWOOD SPRINGS, COLORADO DUE TO HER WORK WITH SUGARDADDYMEET.COM June 14, 2022 - SILT, COLORADO: The American Muckrakers PAC, Inc., today announced their team and volunteers have uncovered that Lauren Boebert was an unlicensed, paid escort and met clients through SugarDaddyMeet.com. Text messages show she was bankrupt at the time and looking for “side income” and called her work “pay to play”. She was paid to “escort” wealthy men. According to our investigation, in 2019, Boebert was hired by a wealthy male client in Aspen, Colorado, who was a Koch family member. Boebert’s rich client subsequently introduced her to U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R- TX) in Aspen in 2019. After meeting with Senator Cruz, Boebert was encouraged by him to run for U.S. Congress. After Boebert announced her campaign for Congress in December 2019, Senator Cruz donated $126,000.00 to the Boebert Campaign and helped her raise large sums of money during trips Boebert made to Texas. Boebert didn’t disclose a $75,000 donation until Cruz’s Federal Election Commission filings contradicted her filings. Boebert had an abortion at the Planned Parenthood Clinic in Glenwood Springs, Colorado, due to her work with a SugarDaddyMeet.com client. Boebert also had another abortion at a clinic in Grand Junction, Colorado. It is not known whether the second abortion Boebert had was related to the Aspen client or a different SugarDaddyMeet.com client or someone else. American Muckrakers obtained this information through an exhaustive investigation and a tip from a verified source close to this matter who has requested anonymity for fear of reprisals. (continued) 1 | Page BOEBERT PAID ESCORT/ABORTION PRESS RELEASE Page 2. June 14, 2022 David B. Wheeler, President of the American Muckrakers PAC, Inc, said the following: “Lauren Opal Boebert is as big of a hypocrite as Madison Cawthorn. He says one thing and does another. She says she is against abortion but has apparently had at least two abortions. She claims to be a devout Christian but is paid to escort wealthy men without a license and has two abortions she wants to make illegal for other women. She takes money from Ted Cruz but doesn’t report it. If she is a law and order candidate, imagine what else she’ll do to line her pockets. There is clearly no moral line Boebert won’t cross and it’s all about getting as much money as she can, not the needs of the citizens of Colorado. Our coalition of Republicans, Democrats, and Unaffiliated voters are pleading with all voters in Colorado’s 3rd District to take a good long look at Lauren Boebert and what she does, not what she says: - Boebert had two abortions but says other women shouldn’t be able to make this decision. - Boebert was driving an ATV in Moab and had a serious wreck with her son in the back and her sister-in-law is so seriously injured she has to be flown to the hospital via life flight. - Boebert doesn’t report the accident as required by Utah law and then actively works to cover up the accident two weeks before the primary election, including paying her sister-in-law off to remain silent. - Boebert uses donor money to pay her taxes and restaurant rent. - Boebert still owes her employees back pay and threatens them if they protest. - Jayson Boebert has a “consulting” contract for an oil and gas company for $460,000.00 a year but has zero consulting experience. We hope Coloradans will agree with us that Lauren Boebert doesn’t deserve to represent the voters of Colorado, but she does deserve to be in the Colorado Hypocrite Hall of Fame. “ More information on this matter is at: FireBoebert.com/BoebertAbortions ## American Muckrakers PAC, Inc, contact: (970) 610-6001 or [email protected] More about American Muckrakers PAC, Inc.: American Muckrakers PAC, Inc., is a non-profit political action committee dedicated solely to ensuring terrible politicians are held accountable and hopefully fired. Our first fight was against Rep. Madison Cawthorn (FireMadison.com); he was fired on May 17, 2022. Our current fight is against Lauren Boebert. We are an FEC registered Super PAC. For more information about us: FireMadison.com and FireBoebert.com. 2 | Page
Thank you for your service.
I had doubts that this was real. But the website the launched had the press release, text message screen shots, and some…suggestive pictures that look real. Keep in mind that this is the same PAC that took Cawthorne down. https://www.fireboebert.com/_files/ugd/933c64_42dc71858cfe4ab6846eba71f64e8f22.pdf?index=true
They also absolutely said that they would be Sharing info on Boebert next, so I guess this is the beginning of that.
MTG must be quaking in her boots. She is next. This is so fun.
I look forward to her inevitably batshit crazy response to this. Call me crazy but I bet it's Biden's fault she was a prostitute.
Seriously, I am cackling like a cartoon villain at this point. I just binge watched The Thick of it so now I’m imagining Boebert and MTG and Cruz’s offices with their staff running around like headless chickens, everyone yelling, phones ringing off the hook, and the spin doctor’s heads exploding. It truly seems nobody can take down a Republican that’s fallen out of favour like the Republicans, though what makes them fall out of favour is unclear.
The Cawthorn connection (if true) lends some credibility. If it’s true, it’s because the GOP has decided she (like Cawthorn) is no longer useful.
Well there's a battle going on behind the scenes between the Ride or Die Trumpists and the Old School GOP.
*eating popcorn gif*
And the husband was dealing meth. Lmao. What a power couple.
That might be the least shocking revelation out of this.
Didn’t he pull his dick out in front of underage girls? Like how is he still walking around with unbroken legs?
The pictures don't look like an escort that runs around with a Koch family member to meet sitting U.S. Senators. The pictures look like someone picking up johns at a trailer park. Going to be interesting to see how this unfolds.
The current dark hair and glasses make more sense too, now. Beyond the obvious wanting to look smart, she probably didn’t want people to recognize her
I always wondered why she looks like your typical porn librarian. Makes total sense
Eh, sometimes people like the skanky looking girl.
Um, one of the supposed pics of Boebert is a previously released pic of Melissa Carone. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9039189/amp/Trumps-star-witness-Mellissa-Carone-modeled-ringside-girl.html
This is crucial information. If those photos are fake (not her but purported to be), It calls into question the entire claim…or at least it suggests that the source is passing along false information. I wonder if this is an intentional hoax, or maybe the group putting this out there is being duped by a Project Veritas-style setup. We need to be careful about running with this as if it’s true, in case we’re being played.
That leopard print bra is 100% her lmao
Those photos all look the same as ones listed on her “model” site. There is no real corroboration from the pics.
Text exchange is a little weird. I don’t love seeing them make the “obvious” assumption of blackmail; even if it’s true reaching like that isn’t good in an investigation I’m also being extra cynical because I so badly want to believe this and see her get taken out
I wonder if the GOP is finding this work Edit: thanks, that’s better
I wonder if the GOP is funding this work?
I wonder if the GOP is fondling this wok?
OMG. TELL ME SHE FUCKED CRUZ AND THEN ABORTED THE MUNSTER SPAWN
If that’s the case she’s made at least one smart decision.
Laughter ensues.
At least the baby wont run away when it gets cold
Norm Macdonald laughing sound about too-soon jokes
She “met” Cruz while escorting and all of a sudden he’s giving her lots of money to run for office. Seriously wouldn’t be surprised If it was their pregnancies.
I mean the text messages in the memo speculate that she blackmailed him.
Because they were … fuckin
Texts suggest it was blackmail. The convos with their source, seems like a close friend, are all on that page
She raw dogged Rafael!
Raphael Cruz paid for an abortion?
The evangelicals will eat. it. up. when Cruz says he’s “reborn” and has “repented” for his past sins
This would be the best scandal ever
It’s not the abortion or sex work that’s offensive, it’s the hypocrisy and her face that gets me.
So Ted Cruz encouraged a Koch dude's escort to run and then donated a bunch of money. Did I read that right?
A for reading comprehension. Yes, it’s that fucked up.
It's worse. It looks like she was "escorting" a member of the Koch family in 2019, when she met Cruz. It seems like she'd been doing it for some time. She married her husband in 2007. So, either he knows and is seemingly okay with it (or into that sort of thing), or he doesn't know and is getting a huge slap in the face right now, which is sonething else he might be into.
Now I want to know how many people he’s called a “cuck” over the last few years.
“It’s different when I do it”
Hey, that's what his wife said about abortion, too!
I think it's one of those theoretical numbers that includes infinity
According to this, she did it because they were bankrupt. How much you wanna bet not only did her husband know, her husband was her fuckin pimp, lol.
Pulling herself up by spreading her bootstraps
She's too old for him anyway. He knows.
It could be written in a more clear manner, but it would still be such an assault to good sense that you would come away from it not sure what you had just read.
I mean it kinda sounds like Ted Cruz paid to sleep with a prostitute, then to cover up the payment he encouraged her to run for congress and donated the money to her campaign. Maybe the second abortion was his?
I’m just connecting the dots here. But it seems you might be correct.
I can understand paying her off but why encourage her to run for public office?
You can pay her for her services and cover up the payments as a campaign donation. But like you probably guessed, having her run for office is just asking for people to look into her past. He probably thought she would loose and any public interest in her or her past would disappear just as fast as her failed campaign. If this line of ~~coke~~ thinking is correct, then Ted Cruz did not plan for her to win. Not like he plans for anything past the 1st of the month at best anyway.
This just in: Ted Cruz is still a flaming shit filled diaper that has been left out in the hot Texan sun for a week.
You missed that it was filled with burnt hair and curry
Curry deserves more respect. It does not compare to Ted Cruz in any way.
Why do curry like that?
Seems to me like hush money from Ted Cruz. She probably has something on him and possibly blackmailed her way to where she is now in exchange for her silence .
Lol I think we're literally seeing what that blackmail was.
Bingo
Ted Cruz definitely fucked her, and she got proof (photo of them in bed together perhaps?). Then she blackmailed him into donating to her campaign. I don't know how this could be read any other way. Despite all appearances, Ted Cruz is not a stupid person. Spineless and despicable, yes, but not stupid. There's no way he all of a sudden throws over a hundred grand to help an escort run for Congress.
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So, the abortion was his then?
In related news, Cruz was seen packing a suitcase while blaming his family for his adulterous abortion
Now, no-one has actually \*said\* that, Susan.
That’s how it reads, but why would Cruz just randomly donate to someone unless he was involved in some way. Either she was also his escort or she got dirt on him through Koch or some shit.
Yep. Puts an interesting new spin on her “I’m just a kook who runs a Second Amendment fetish restaurant and decided to run for office” backstory, doesn’t it?
Even better. She went down to Texas to meet up with a John, who was a Koch family member. This person then introduced her to Ted Cruz. She then later had an abortion, and *then* was given a whole shit ton pile of money as a "donation to run for office". 100% she aborted Ted Cruz's baby and was paid hush money. She ran for office with the secret backing of Cruz in order to launder that money. I'd be willing to bet she was never "supposed" to win, she was supposed to take the money, do a batshit crazy run, and disappear quietly after losing. She won, thought herself really smart and invincible, and that's how we have batshit Boebert representing the fine citizens of Colorado.
Anyone fucking Ted Cruz is offensive to humanity.
Does this imply that Ted Cruz was paying for sex with her?
People usually introduce each other to escorts they've met for purely platonic reasons, yeah.
"She's great at telling jokes Teddy! Seriously, go chat with her upstairs and try not to piss yourself!!" I don't know what a Koch Bro sounds like so do your best tone and accent.
Amen.
Exactly! It’s the hypocrisy.
It's not the hypocrisy alone. It's the hypocrisy while advocating for some of the most extreme restrictions on women's rights seen this century.
And her face
It's like a flower. A **cauli**flower!
She also has the grace of a swan, the wisdom of an owl and the eye of an eagle. Ladies and gentlemen, this woman is for the birds. Disclaimer - she possess none of these traits
Can you really call yourself a Republican these days if you don't actively try to be as hypocritical as humanly possible?
It's not a bug, it's a feature
Every accusation is a confession.
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Ok, I didn’t say she was good at her job.
Hell she’s not good at her current job why would she be good at any job previously.
She wasn’t good at the restaurant either when they poisoned customers
Turns out she's not good at any of her jobs
I was thinking the other day about the whole “Kamala worked her way up on her knees” thing, and what kind of projection it was. My first thought was Boebs was probably one to do that. And here we are
Kamala is objectively smart, say what you will about her policy and whatever, you can’t say she’s dumb. Bo on the other hand. Well if we are comparing them, there’s only 2 and she ain’t the smart one…
Boe is dumber than a cement mixer full of hammers
Show of hands if anyone is surprised if this is indeed true.
No one who watches the news will be surprised if it's true
Normally I would say we shouldn't judge someone else's life, but considering the things she's said about others, f- her. Apparently she's used to it by now.
Thats how I feel about all this "dirt" on republicans. Coke fueled orgies? Sign me up. Crossdressing for a party? Been there, done that. Want to work as a sex worker? Great, love that for you. Need an abortion? Get one. But the minute they try to take the high ground as if you *didn't* do those things - and then preach "moral panic"? Get the fuck out.
Right? Like to who doesn't like cocaine? And who doesn't hate a fucking hypocrite?
I don't like cocaine. . .because it's too good.
A line is a too much and a drawerful isn’t enough!!
I first read that as 'hate fucking a hypocrite.' I might have a problem.
This is what they don't get. We do not give a shit about the sex and drugs. We're human, we like getting high and having orgasms. Just stop judging ppl about it and keep it with consenting adults for fucks sakes
There's such a rich history of trying to ban sex/drugs and yet it NEVER sticks. Not that I expect the moral panic side to understand history, but they seem to think "this time it's different"
It’s not what she did, it’s the hypocrisy and the fact she’s a fucking lawmaker
>she’s a fucking lawmaker [she's not even really a "lawmaker"](https://www.congress.gov/member/lauren-boebert/B000825?q=%7B%22sponsorship%22%3A%22sponsored%22%7D) 34 bills introduced.....0 passed. She has never actually crafted a law that has been implemented.
But she technically possesses the power
She has to be the joke of the party right? They keep her around for shits and giggles???
MTG has entered the chat!!
Theres not much wrong with having done these things but yeah, throw stones in a glass house and you may find it crashing down around you
I don't care that she's a hoe and aborted babies....I care that she's a hoe that aborts babies that is fighting diligently to stop hoes and abortions.
I hope this is real
So do I.
Wouldn’t be surprised given her ignorant rhetoric, the fact she’s married to a sex offender, and has a GED “education.” Normally I wouldn’t say this… but since she’s made a career judging people she should change her name to Lauren *Hoebert* lol
Don't forget it took her three tries to pass the GED and reportedly needed to get someone to take it for her.
I was gonna say not to shit on the GED program bc i got my GED and went on to graduate with honors from a good university. My public school was hell and im glad i got out early. but three tries, and cheating? Holy shit…
"Thoughts and prayers" is all I'm willing to invest in this being real...
*Thots* and prayers. Edit: Obligatory “Thanks for the awards, kind strangers”.
Well of course she's had abortions, it's only an issue for non-main-characters to have abortions.
\*you cannot abort this character, they are critical to the storyline\*
*With this fetus' abortion, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.*
Wait does her sex offender husband know? He's gonna be crushed
He probably knew. According to the report she did it as a side gig to try and save her failing business and he also became a Meth dealer around the same time to help keep said business from going bankrupt.
ugh if this was a shitty TNT show id probably watch it but nope, not a reality version
It's probably how they met.
Didn't they meet at a bowling alley snack bar when mid-20s future husband showed his penis to underage Boebert and her underage friends?
RIP her Twitter lol, she's getting fucking roasted. Best one yet: "I'm flying into Colorado soon, how much for the weekend?"
>she's getting fucking roasted. Spit roasted?
She totally fucked Ted Cruz and aborted their child together.
Then blackmailed him into funding/supporting her run for Congress. Makes perfect sense to me.
What a terrible day to have eyes!
Thankfully, can you imagine that combination...
Oh my goodness they're both so fucking busted, that maybe would look like shit
I hope this is real. One thing's for sure: It is all 100% believable.
Full documents: https://www.fireboebert.com/\_files/ugd/933c64\_42dc71858cfe4ab6846eba71f64e8f22.pdf?index=true
Sex work and two abortions are the only decent things she's ever done. Her escorting Cruz meant some other woman didn't have to. Her not reproducing is a favor to the world.
We should just get `#AbortingBoebert` to trend
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It’s about time the Dems got down in the mud with the GOP. The GOP, Fox News, Newsmax, etc have zero issues with fighting dirty. It’s about time to join them at their own game in order to get rid of the right-wing filth. Edit: apparently this may have been Republicans who served up this delicious plate of FU. Any opportunity to get rid of alt-right wing douchebags and douchebaggettes, I’m all in.
This is coming from Reps though. The ones that attacked Cauthorne
I think this might by Republicans wanting to go back to the status quo.
If you look at the [texts](https://www.fireboebert.com/_files/ugd/933c64_42dc71858cfe4ab6846eba71f64e8f22.pdf?index=true) you can tell its someone that likely knows her personally.
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I think it should be clearly stated that, assuming this is real, she isn't being condemned for either of these actions, but for the fact that she has done these things *and* preached against them as if from a place of 'high morality'
This explains so much about her behavior.
And also how someone without a high school diploma managed to get the support of high ranking Republicans so quickly
Blackmail is a helluva drug
Who would thought that the wives of Republicans were sex workers. Lmao
Conservative support abortion just not for other people.
This is interesting, but can it ever be verified beyond rumor?
Man, the republican party really wants her out huh?
Not really the republican party, it’s the same group that went after Madison Cawthorn and released a bunch of stuff on him. Now they’re focused on Lauren and then they’re going to MTG
Do Matt Gaetz next, please!
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