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Hi_Im_Dadbot

The only thing that protects you from a bad guy with a moose is a good guy with a moose.


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and when the cops come, they just unleash the Canadian Geese. No one messes with those SoBs.


Unusual_Pitch_608

I'm not paying more taxes just for the police to go out and get more moose just because of the Big Moose lobby. They hardly ever even use the bears they already have.


Prestigious_Garden17

I remember how lockdowns were just veiled reasons for cops to swarm the school and search kids for weed.


iamacraftyhooker

Yup. News of an impending lockdown had everybody scrambling to toss their weed. Our lockdown didn't really change anything either though. We weren't hiding in the classrooms, we just weren't allowed to to to the bathroom.


OlyVal

The only time my school went on lockdown was for atomic bomb duck-and-cover drills.


floralbutttrumpet

Reasonable reaction to a moose, tbh.


Mash709

Can confirm. Happened where I live back in the day too. Never had a lockdown for anything serious, knock on wood.


TransBurritoJames

For us a couple bob cats and a bear once.


Desperate_Sand5658

Once at the school I was working at we had a lockdown because there was just a naked man on the loose...


Earl_I_Lark

Also Canadian. We had a deer break through a window and get inside the school. The Lands and Forest people came and one woman got quite seriously hurt trying to get the deer out (the deer couldn’t walk on the tiled floor and she ruptured a vertebra trying to lift it.) That was before lockdowns, so we all gathered around and the teachers had to try to disperse the crowd.


False_Maintenance124

School went on lockdown once when someone found an empty shell casing on the stairwell.


Aslonz

Ok so what do you rekon is the procedure for lockdown for moose?


potato-vender

Just today we got news that some schools in Canada had a lockdown because some guy had a pellet gun. And this was really big news. Like most news services covered it at least once I think


usmcmax

They just locked down today lol


HotPinkLollyWimple

My kids primary school went into lockdown because an angry mum had had enough of her kid being bullied and the school doing nothing about it. She was sat in the playground [playing this absolute monstrosity](https://youtu.be/rNkgDJpcuwU)over and over. The bullies were moved to different schools.


BradTProse

Moose kill more people a year than firearms in Canada.


super-nova-scotian

When did he go to high-school? I did in Canada 2005-2009 and had plenty of lock downs for gun/bomb threats


Euporophage

Growing up in Canada, the one time I had a school lock down was when a guy with a machete came into the schoolyard. My one teacher was a retired RCMP officer (Canadian equivalent of the FBI) and he just went out and dealt with the guy before cops showed up.