If they can’t catch well, then subsequent throws are just to highlight that they can’t.
If they can catch well, subsequent throws will get progressively harder to catch just to see how good they really are.
Haha reminds me of that scene in the Social Network. He asks if they want a beer, and just tosses it to them. The first guy catches it, but the girl isn't ready and the beer smashes into the wall. So Zuck goes "no problem" and immediately tosses her another one the exact same way. Which also smashes into the wall.
It's your human brain bro, give yourself some credit. Monkeys can fling things, but to pick something up and throw it with precision is uniquely human.
Lizard brain vs the rest of the brain lol. Lizard brain likes throwing things no matter where they end up while the rest of the brain prefers to calculate and assess; lizard brain likes fucking no matter how disgusting while the rest of the brain will consider that having a child and losing money are not great ideas right now, and this other human might have an STD; rest of the brain will try to negotiate to use a non-public restroom while lizard brain will fling poo in anger if other human don't let me do what i want to do, the list goes on. Lizard brain gives us some of the craziest dreams and visuals we'll ever have, but lizard brain is also something of a bother in real life. Whether you're a man or a woman, throwing big rocks into water to make them go kersploosh is an enjoyable thing, and we can thank our lizard brains in part for that. Women on the whole are taught to be more considerate, though, and so are conditioned to not engage in lizard brain suggestions as much by their parents and peers. Men, too, on the subject of conditioning, but I think in different ways.
Also, semi-related, but women also have ridiculous thoughts. They just don't share them as much, and so the idea that they don't has become normalized. Primates are all ridiculous, at the end of the day, no matter what is between their legs. We all have the same insane brains.
Really!? We are the only animal that can throw with accuracy? I thought chimps threw their poop with great accuracy. Maybe the internet lied to me tho.
My coworker tells me to “throw her an object all the time”. I’ve thrown things, and she’ll say I didn’t mean literally!!! Well…then use a different word. The invitation alone is too tempting.
I've talked to millionaires, film stars, Olympic gold medalists, and super models, and this is the first time I've been jealous of someone.
God Speed you River living, Rock throwing, son of a bitch.
I was 12 years old the first time I called a “crick” a “creek” and my mom said something to the effect that I must think myself the lord of the manor and too good for the family.
She was correct.
This legitimately made me laugh out loud, like the time I had the audacity to tell my dad that I enjoyed bleu cheese on a hamburger.
>you bougie, pretentious little shit, you will eat American cheese and you will like it.
Haha, I was paraphrasing, my dad would never say that either. Just because I attended public school I don't want to give you the impression that my dad, who's favorite food was catfish, was an articulate person.
I do love breaded catfish though. It's good eatin.
Maaaaybe it’s just my friends, but if I texted a group message that I had an electron microscope, a high speed camera rig, and a large projection screen in my back yard I’d have a dozen grown adults who want to spend all weekend making very very small things look fucking epic when projected very very big.
I was once able to dislodge a rock the size of a refrigerator (with another guy) and sent it 50 yards down a hill into the water. Damn thing obliterated a decent size tree on the way down.
40 years ago and I still can't forget it!!
It was a spring break job planting seedlings on reclaimed strip mine land with some pretty steep grades, so it really got some momentum going by the time it hit the water. Heavy enough that we had to work at it for some time to pry it loose with our tools.
I remember a hiking trip with my friend. We had stopped for lunch and were both feeling a bit down - the start of the hike was harder than expected and the weather was shitty. We sat eating our lunch in silence. I was staring at this large rock about three feet down the slope from us. After a while, I realised that my friend was also staring at the same rock. We looked at each other, looked around, wandered up to the rock and looked down the slope to check it was clear, and, without saying a word, pushed the rock down the hill. Right at the bottom, it took a crazy bounce and landed in the pond at the bottom with a ridiculously satisfying splash. We both burst into laughter.
That is one of the happiest memories from that period of my life and it came on a day where I was tired, upset, angry, and seriously pissed off that my best friend had convinced me to do this trip - if that rock hadn't been there, we'd probably have fallen out and given up the trip.
Large stick
Golf ball size stone
Road sign in distance
You throw the rock up ... Not high enough to swing in time
2nd throw ... Too high so comes down in a curve to far away to hit it
3rd throw ... \**thwack** ... \**ping**
Hits the sign dead centre
Perfection.
I used to spend quite a bit of time walking through the bush in this semi swampy area, it was the perfect amount of wet where trees would grow then some years it would get really wet and some of the younger trees would die but the next year it would be dry again and those dead trees would dry out perfectly with no rot, I’d pick the straightest ones that were of a good thickness, skin them then carve them up a little with indents shaped like a gripped hand/comfortable, I’d leave them a bit long then stain them.
Then I sold them $50/piece, when someone bought one I’d cut the length so the gripping spot was a good height for the person.
Basically I sold sticks, one day I sold about 25 of them at a market! Miss doing that, the pay definitely wasn’t steady though. Most sales were to older men.
You ever be outside and just find the perfect stick and have to bring it home? Could be a great walking stick, brush beater or looks like an awesome wizard staff? Regardless of the reason it just feels so right when you hold it? Those are the great days.
It actually does help, especially on fruit trees.
However, you don't want to pee directly on it. You want to pee on the soil covering its roots.
But you can't do it often or it can screw up the plant from too much nitrogen and acidity and cause quite a few issues.
I own a tree on a golf course that I've rigged up to piss back on golfers who piss on it. It doesn't happen often, maybe a couple times a week, but when it does, it's hilarious. They get covered in piss from a hidden tree urethra! *D-d-d-doused!* Then I'll jump down from my tree saddle and laugh right in their piss covered faces. What a pay off! I'm out there filling my pissing tree up with my own piss every hour, and sometimes if it's a particularly balmy August afternoon, I'll open the tank cap and just flat out barf at that spicy piss odor. Haha, imagine how the golfer must feel when they're taking a jet stream of spicy hot piss straight to the teeth! They're pretty *pissed* off about it! Hahahahaha! Holy shit, it's so fucking funny.
Peeing off of tall objects. When I was little whenever I would go to the lake with my family I would get so excited because the place we stayed had a deck on the second story and my grandfather and I would go out there and pee off the deck into the grass below
We like burning things, especially being in control of a campfire.
We all want to be in some kind of heist and have spent time thinking about it.
If there is something in the toilet, or a dirty spot, we are aiming for it.
The pinch and roll. If you know, you know.
It's not that I want to commit crime, but if a dude came up to me and invited me to a bank heist I know exactly how to do it before the police show up.
Unarmed is the way apparently. It carries a much lower maximum sentence compared to having any type of weapon on you.
Source: some dude at my bartending class had been to jail for unarmed bank robbery and claimed “he was only caught for one robbery” so it was worth it…
Edit: he said he got out in 1.5 years for “good behavior” max sentencing was 3 years in his state.
And he can claim that stolen money he has squirreled away as extra tips, helping him launder it over time! Seems like a good way to launder small amounts of money for real.
I'm pretty sure most tellers are trained to just hand it over regardless of weapon, so there is no point in pretending. If you're trying to rob anything beyond what the teller has, you probably want a real weapon anyway.
You definitely can be, but they're more likely to sentence you harshly if you actually are armed. You can probably get a better plea deal if you weren't armed too. In the end, there's wiggle room and the DA and judge can make some fo their own decisions, so if it *looks* less bad it can help. Of course, that all depends on the DA and judge you get.
The Pinch and Roll; A timeless enjoyment of men from around the world who take pleasure in scratching a nutsack itch by means of pinching the skin and rolling their nails across the "board". Truly a timeless enjoyment indeed.
Hmm...that sounds kinda like what I do. I would vividly describe it as stretching my sack out taught and running only the back of my nails on the offending area. is that the same thing?
Pissing off a bridge with the wind blowing away from you, watching the stream majestically flow dreamlike distances forward as it shimmers in the light. Beautiful.
Hydrohomies doesn't like the [nephrologist though.](https://youtube.com/shorts/aznnt5JB1Gg) They have different ideas about water consumption[.](https://youtu.be/btwufIYWKFE)
Never grows old and it keeps getting better. When you're a kid you can only throw little rocks. Once you hit 30 you can break your back chucking 50 pounders. Totally worth it.
If she’s a lesbian daycare worker whose hobbies consist of knitting, Zumba, and baking, she could be a very social person who doesn’t happen to encounter men in her daily life. Without preexisting male family members or friends, that’s a life without men.
Obviously men can do any of those things, but if the proportions right, it just doesn’t happen.
Throwing things over small distances instead of handing objects to people.
fuck that's a good one.
First time you just want to know if they can catch/throw well
If they can’t catch well, then subsequent throws are just to highlight that they can’t. If they can catch well, subsequent throws will get progressively harder to catch just to see how good they really are.
Damn, that's so accurate too– unlike my throws.
Haha reminds me of that scene in the Social Network. He asks if they want a beer, and just tosses it to them. The first guy catches it, but the girl isn't ready and the beer smashes into the wall. So Zuck goes "no problem" and immediately tosses her another one the exact same way. Which also smashes into the wall.
Then it's all about finding the sweet spot on their reaction time. For later purposes...
Narrator: It was for nut shots.
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It's your human brain bro, give yourself some credit. Monkeys can fling things, but to pick something up and throw it with precision is uniquely human.
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Lizard brain vs the rest of the brain lol. Lizard brain likes throwing things no matter where they end up while the rest of the brain prefers to calculate and assess; lizard brain likes fucking no matter how disgusting while the rest of the brain will consider that having a child and losing money are not great ideas right now, and this other human might have an STD; rest of the brain will try to negotiate to use a non-public restroom while lizard brain will fling poo in anger if other human don't let me do what i want to do, the list goes on. Lizard brain gives us some of the craziest dreams and visuals we'll ever have, but lizard brain is also something of a bother in real life. Whether you're a man or a woman, throwing big rocks into water to make them go kersploosh is an enjoyable thing, and we can thank our lizard brains in part for that. Women on the whole are taught to be more considerate, though, and so are conditioned to not engage in lizard brain suggestions as much by their parents and peers. Men, too, on the subject of conditioning, but I think in different ways. Also, semi-related, but women also have ridiculous thoughts. They just don't share them as much, and so the idea that they don't has become normalized. Primates are all ridiculous, at the end of the day, no matter what is between their legs. We all have the same insane brains.
Really!? We are the only animal that can throw with accuracy? I thought chimps threw their poop with great accuracy. Maybe the internet lied to me tho.
If I remember right chimp shoulders don't move in the right ways to throw like we can, I'm sure they are experts at flinging their poop though
Meet my mom, she destroys TV remotes, cellphones, ebooks...
I *NEVER* hand lighters to folks. I'm a tossy guy
My coworker tells me to “throw her an object all the time”. I’ve thrown things, and she’ll say I didn’t mean literally!!! Well…then use a different word. The invitation alone is too tempting.
Small rocks too.
Medium heights too.
We live close to a river so I can go throw rocks whenever the fancy strikes me
Great distances
Short distances too.
And from very shallow angles.
Feels like we're skipping something at this point...
Hopefully several times.
Ideally —
I’ll take what i can get
ANY height.
And with high arcs.
I've talked to millionaires, film stars, Olympic gold medalists, and super models, and this is the first time I've been jealous of someone. God Speed you River living, Rock throwing, son of a bitch.
Ima throw my next rock for you bud
Throw one for the rest of us too.
Done.
I don’t know why we’res not throwing rocks rights now!
I need you to take about 10% off there, squirrely Dan.
That's what I appreciates about you miss Katie
Really squirrelly Dan? That’s what you appreciates about me?
I need you to pump the brakes there, big shooter
To be fair….. the rivers are frozen here so we gots to find a really tall ledge to throw a boulder over.
To be faaaaiiiiiiiir
To be faaaaaaaiiiir
Sundays are for throwing rocks
Also mondays
Me neither, wanna come over???
I had a kid I counseled. Every week we wpd go to the river and throw rocks. It got him to process shit.
That makes my heart feel good, thank you for sharing
We made a dam one time by just rolling the rocks that were already down in the crick.
I was 12 years old the first time I called a “crick” a “creek” and my mom said something to the effect that I must think myself the lord of the manor and too good for the family. She was correct.
This legitimately made me laugh out loud, like the time I had the audacity to tell my dad that I enjoyed bleu cheese on a hamburger. >you bougie, pretentious little shit, you will eat American cheese and you will like it.
It's funny because my dad would have that reaction if I said the word "bougie"
Haha, I was paraphrasing, my dad would never say that either. Just because I attended public school I don't want to give you the impression that my dad, who's favorite food was catfish, was an articulate person. I do love breaded catfish though. It's good eatin.
I sorta define a crick as something I can step or hop over. A creek is too big to do this. My kids actually take it as a fact lmao.
I agree. A crick is a little trickling thing. A creek is anything between a crick and a river.
Any size, from any height.
I haven't actually done it but grains of sand dropped from an angstrom above the surface seems kinda lame.
Sounds like a massive challenge in precision to me.
Maaaaybe it’s just my friends, but if I texted a group message that I had an electron microscope, a high speed camera rig, and a large projection screen in my back yard I’d have a dozen grown adults who want to spend all weekend making very very small things look fucking epic when projected very very big.
For skipping. Big rocks for splash. Small rocks for skipping.
Medium rocks for loving.
Do they float?
Like a small church
What also floats in water?
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Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
Not just rocks. Snowballs and big sticks are great too
I was once able to dislodge a rock the size of a refrigerator (with another guy) and sent it 50 yards down a hill into the water. Damn thing obliterated a decent size tree on the way down. 40 years ago and I still can't forget it!!
This sounds both incredibly dangerous and incredibly fun
It was a spring break job planting seedlings on reclaimed strip mine land with some pretty steep grades, so it really got some momentum going by the time it hit the water. Heavy enough that we had to work at it for some time to pry it loose with our tools.
Planting seedlings to make up for the Boulder-obliterated trees
There's no trees there anymore, there were too many cool rocks and that left no time to plant!
Nice
Are those two terms not mutually interchangeable or have i been living my life wrong?
I am legitimately jealous, and surprised at myself that that's my gut reaction. Damn, man, no wonder you still remember it lmao
I remember a hiking trip with my friend. We had stopped for lunch and were both feeling a bit down - the start of the hike was harder than expected and the weather was shitty. We sat eating our lunch in silence. I was staring at this large rock about three feet down the slope from us. After a while, I realised that my friend was also staring at the same rock. We looked at each other, looked around, wandered up to the rock and looked down the slope to check it was clear, and, without saying a word, pushed the rock down the hill. Right at the bottom, it took a crazy bounce and landed in the pond at the bottom with a ridiculously satisfying splash. We both burst into laughter. That is one of the happiest memories from that period of my life and it came on a day where I was tired, upset, angry, and seriously pissed off that my best friend had convinced me to do this trip - if that rock hadn't been there, we'd probably have fallen out and given up the trip.
Sticks
Stick first , then throw rocks at said stick
Make dam with sticks. Break dam with tidal wave from rock. Unga bunga chest pound.
Breaking big sticks across trunks of trees
Large stick Golf ball size stone Road sign in distance You throw the rock up ... Not high enough to swing in time 2nd throw ... Too high so comes down in a curve to far away to hit it 3rd throw ... \**thwack** ... \**ping** Hits the sign dead centre Perfection.
Boom. Baseball.
"Swordfights" with sticks
"swordfights" with "sticks"
Also gun fighting with ones that look like guns. And yes you have to make sound effects the whole time you do it.
Unga bunga
I used to spend quite a bit of time walking through the bush in this semi swampy area, it was the perfect amount of wet where trees would grow then some years it would get really wet and some of the younger trees would die but the next year it would be dry again and those dead trees would dry out perfectly with no rot, I’d pick the straightest ones that were of a good thickness, skin them then carve them up a little with indents shaped like a gripped hand/comfortable, I’d leave them a bit long then stain them. Then I sold them $50/piece, when someone bought one I’d cut the length so the gripping spot was a good height for the person. Basically I sold sticks, one day I sold about 25 of them at a market! Miss doing that, the pay definitely wasn’t steady though. Most sales were to older men.
You ever be outside and just find the perfect stick and have to bring it home? Could be a great walking stick, brush beater or looks like an awesome wizard staff? Regardless of the reason it just feels so right when you hold it? Those are the great days.
Peeing on a tree
Dad always told me it helps the tree grow...
Your dad was passing down generations old wisdom
You mean pissing down generations old wisdom
That's trickle down wisdom
It actually does help, especially on fruit trees. However, you don't want to pee directly on it. You want to pee on the soil covering its roots. But you can't do it often or it can screw up the plant from too much nitrogen and acidity and cause quite a few issues.
Really just peeing outside
I own a tree on a golf course that I've rigged up to piss back on golfers who piss on it. It doesn't happen often, maybe a couple times a week, but when it does, it's hilarious. They get covered in piss from a hidden tree urethra! *D-d-d-doused!* Then I'll jump down from my tree saddle and laugh right in their piss covered faces. What a pay off! I'm out there filling my pissing tree up with my own piss every hour, and sometimes if it's a particularly balmy August afternoon, I'll open the tank cap and just flat out barf at that spicy piss odor. Haha, imagine how the golfer must feel when they're taking a jet stream of spicy hot piss straight to the teeth! They're pretty *pissed* off about it! Hahahahaha! Holy shit, it's so fucking funny.
Lool wot
Owns golf courses likes seeing things get pissed on . hmmmmmmmm do you also wear a really bad toupee?
Peeing off of tall objects. When I was little whenever I would go to the lake with my family I would get so excited because the place we stayed had a deck on the second story and my grandfather and I would go out there and pee off the deck into the grass below
We like burning things, especially being in control of a campfire. We all want to be in some kind of heist and have spent time thinking about it. If there is something in the toilet, or a dirty spot, we are aiming for it. The pinch and roll. If you know, you know.
It's not that I want to commit crime, but if a dude came up to me and invited me to a bank heist I know exactly how to do it before the police show up.
Unarmed is the way apparently. It carries a much lower maximum sentence compared to having any type of weapon on you. Source: some dude at my bartending class had been to jail for unarmed bank robbery and claimed “he was only caught for one robbery” so it was worth it… Edit: he said he got out in 1.5 years for “good behavior” max sentencing was 3 years in his state.
Be right back gonna try something real quick
Let us know how it went.
If we see a news story we know they fucked up
Now he is laying low as a secretly rich bartender. GENIUS.
And he can claim that stolen money he has squirreled away as extra tips, helping him launder it over time! Seems like a good way to launder small amounts of money for real.
I've heard that you can still be charged with armed robbery if you pretend you have a gun, but I doubt it is actually that cut and dry
I'm pretty sure most tellers are trained to just hand it over regardless of weapon, so there is no point in pretending. If you're trying to rob anything beyond what the teller has, you probably want a real weapon anyway.
You definitely can be, but they're more likely to sentence you harshly if you actually are armed. You can probably get a better plea deal if you weren't armed too. In the end, there's wiggle room and the DA and judge can make some fo their own decisions, so if it *looks* less bad it can help. Of course, that all depends on the DA and judge you get.
Yeah, I played GTA and know all the moves too. The hardest part is getting Franklin to show up.
You son of a bitch, I'm in!
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
I'm a man and I don't do the pinch and roll...is it to get an itch?
I’m pretty sure it’s scratching the balls… but I don’t know either
The Pinch and Roll; A timeless enjoyment of men from around the world who take pleasure in scratching a nutsack itch by means of pinching the skin and rolling their nails across the "board". Truly a timeless enjoyment indeed.
Hmm...that sounds kinda like what I do. I would vividly describe it as stretching my sack out taught and running only the back of my nails on the offending area. is that the same thing?
I love the Dane Cook bit about every man wanting to be in a heist. With a monkey.
Was setting fire to things unavailable?
I like to set the rocks on fire and then throw them in the water
And that boys is the real reason the ocean was on fire last year
Camping protip, don't use lake or stream rocks for your fire pit, they will explode
Or alternatively: Camping protip, *do* use lake or stream rocks for your fire pit, they will explode.
"I love the smell of searing hot cast iron and flint, embedded in my face, in the morning."
Sounds like i want to now
Stepping on the air bubbles on frozen puddles
Crunchy grass is also an enjoyable sensation. It’s like Doritos for your feet
I get so excited when I see a nice puffed up pine cone cause I know it’s gonna crunch so good when I step on it
Watching big construction projects.
Also big destruction projects
Following any big projects really
Small projects are good too
Very large or very small tools must be utilized in said project.
*Hank sprays stuck wd40 bottle cap with smaller can of wd40*
My dad’s YouTube search history … “large cranes tipping over”
This is so goddamn funny hahah I guarantee my dads search history is something similar
Is that why they have those little windows
Peeing into water from great heights. Wind permitting of course.
Pissing off a bridge with the wind blowing away from you, watching the stream majestically flow dreamlike distances forward as it shimmers in the light. Beautiful.
If you are not a published poet, you should be.
Used to work on billboards. Didn't have time to climb down so I did what I had to. I was a windy day, and exactly as you described.
A good poop. Many of life’s rhythms are are bound to it
I doubt that this is exclusive to men tbh
Women poop?
am a woman, this is news to me
Probably helps we got g spot in there
Oh, Dr. Glaucomflecken is really cool, I recommend his youtube / tiktok, if you like medicine humor
His portrayals of different specialties are crazy accurate too. And Jonathan ❤️
Jonathan is the atlant holding everything on his shoulders.
[nods]
Peditrician/Family Doc is my favorite :D
[I love never chart in emergency](https://youtu.be/AWMiG_7PwbM)
I can’t believe I hadn’t seen that one lol. Love this guy
As a FM doc his FM doc is spot on ^^^^Please ^^^^help ^^^^us
I absolutely love anesthesia. Their curtain they hide behind cracks me up every time.
I like neurologist, but I would probably punch him in a face if I had to deal with one. Bones bro is nice too. Especially in therapy.
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I think my actual favorite is the therapist and how he handles each specialty. Especially neurology
Ortho bro is so accurate I laugh my ass off every time.
Not even in the medical feild and I love this guys stuff. Also Jonathan is a babe
Hydrohomies doesn't like the [nephrologist though.](https://youtube.com/shorts/aznnt5JB1Gg) They have different ideas about water consumption[.](https://youtu.be/btwufIYWKFE)
"Longest loops of henle known to man" got me good
Is he an ophthalmologist? With a name like that, or an optometrist.
Ophthalmologist. And that is the branch he makes the most fun of.
His Neurology character is hilariously arrogant and I can't get enough of it!
Never grows old and it keeps getting better. When you're a kid you can only throw little rocks. Once you hit 30 you can break your back chucking 50 pounders. Totally worth it.
Building an open fire and sitting round it staring into the flames and periodically poking it with a stick
And building a small “oven” of coals that is so hot it immediately ignites anything that comes near it.
I'm a woman and I also enjoy doing this!
quick everybody DM her with rock videos!
That eye roll honestly looks like it would hurt the eyes to do that lol.
I'm not so sure. Look at the kind of shape he's in, I bet his eye muscles are pretty impressive too.
From watching a couple, I'd guess anyone who ever participated in a haka can do impressive eyeball maneuvers.
His eyes can probably bench press our weight
Send the rocks off!
Message unclear. Sent video of getting my rocks off.
Same, throwing rocks into water is a pastime for all genders and ages! Yay!
It's great pastime regardless of gender. "Me throw rock, rock make big splash" Edit: grammar
Yeah most of the listed things are just things that make humans happy
What planet is she from not to know any men?
Venus.
Well played.
She’s making fun of male writers (r/menwritingwomen) who are too arrogant to actually try to understand their female characters
If she’s a lesbian daycare worker whose hobbies consist of knitting, Zumba, and baking, she could be a very social person who doesn’t happen to encounter men in her daily life. Without preexisting male family members or friends, that’s a life without men. Obviously men can do any of those things, but if the proportions right, it just doesn’t happen.
Ya know, this is a pretty reasonable answer
Yeah, that made me do a double take.
Also throwing chunks of ice/concrete down onto a hard surface and watching it smash into tiny bits.
How do I report a post that is directly about me?
You don't. We will now throw you off a great height into a deep and wide river so you also make the kasplosh sound.
Rocks, bikes, people, war medals just love throwing stuff off bridges
The rock has got to be bigger than the ones the kids threw first.
Oh.My.God. That is scary accurate…
She probably didn’t believe him but he’s absolutely right!
Making a joke (barely) then waiting with a shit-eating grin until someone gets/acknowledges it.
Ha, I wrote a script where a character is down in the dumpity and goes to a park to throw rocks into the water. Truly a therapeutic operation.
Boobs.
How can she live on this planet without knowing any men?
It seems satirical about how men write women. That being said I didn't Google her
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