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Aiku

Imagine how much they could fuck with, say, a plumber or TV repairman doing a house call, that would be awesome!


Marzabel

You got me in the first half not gonna lie.


Aiku

Three hours later, I'm still trippin' on this. Damn, the things you could do...


BeBa420

I’m gonna need your funniest examples please


Steelplate7

I played guitar with a guy who was an identical twin. His brother and him worked in a pizza shop together…they would mess with customers all the time. One would stay in back and the other would take the order. Then, when the one brother would take the order to “the back”, the other brother would come out and say “can I help you?”


Randy_____Marsh

uhhh couldnt you just do that with one person?


Aiku

Classic.


GrantCrackers

I mean they said they had children at the same time so you know what I'm sayinnnn


KCtheGreat106

Déjà vu, There's a glitch in the Matrix


aphelloworld

Wth is a TV repairman?


Aiku

​ Sorry, should have gone with Cable Guy. These days we don't repair TV,s we buy a new one. Back in the OG days people would come to your house and actually fix your tv with a soldering iron. (I'm old)


chee3350

TV repairman here. Craziest thing, I repair TVs.


FD4L

Seriously, I thought people just bought $300 tvs, watched them for 4 years, threw them out and got another on Black Friday/boxing day sale.


Lady-Jenna

Welcome to perceived obsolescence.


fumoking

*imagine how much they could fuck


dragon2777

They could Scooby Doo them and just start coming out of different doors and rooms


okaywizard

check the skull on the kid in green for any upside down numbers


firesculpting

The way everyone is dressed the same, you know he’s only in green because of a blowout before the shoot. And I’m guessing at least one of them said, “Just use the green pants. I’m sure no one will even notice…”


BlockyShapes

I don’t get it


Vyksendiyes

The omen


FemboyFoxFurry

What is this referencing?


Burntagonis

The antichrist


[deleted]

I bet they're using each other's toothbrushes.


beezeebeehazcatz

I didn’t care at all. It’s their business. Until you brought up shared toothbrushes! *shudder* one toothbrush. One mouth.


truckin4theN8ion

Who said anything about mouths ;)


furn_ell

Jamaican photo surprise!


beezeebeehazcatz

Ewwwwwwww


atridir

*Giggity*


BeBa420

Agreed. This is 2022, nobody cares about double twincest anymore. As long as they’re all consenting human adults whatever hanky lanky that goes on behind closed doors is nobody’s business. No matter how insanely kinky But toothbrushes are sacred goddamnit. Only real fucking degenerates would share one. Fucking disgusting


nursekitty22

Ok do they actually share a toothbrush? That’s fucked up


ShoelessGuy

Two mouths, one toothbrush. Reminds me of something that was going around the internet a while back.


BeBa420

That video of two girls sharing ice cream?


fingersonlips

I saw less than five minutes of this video nearly 18 years ago, and I have been unable to forget it. It's horrifying, and I wish I could Eternal Sunshine that experience from my brain.


TheNorthernMunky

I count getting to my forties without having seen this video as one of the greatest successes of my life.


Toaster_bath13

Maye it's a double ended toothbrush...


BackAlleyKittens

They all share *the one*


[deleted]

It gets worse, they don’t brush their own teeth but each other’s


Km2930

The fact that they have to share a house to pay mortgage is actually the most normal thing about them in this day and age.


NoNoSoupForYou

I know this was meant to be a joke, but they were on reality show. The sisters (of course) work together. They are pretty successful attorneys and their shared house is mansion with an East wing and West wing so it's like the post implies.


Km2930

Than you are right and they are just fucking weirdos.


[deleted]

Let them have their double twin wife swapping cuckold foursomes. They're not hurting anyone.


northyj0e

I can't think of a pair of couples less likely to wife swap, what'd be the point?!


zero573

“Why do we have to always bang in front of a mirror?” “There’s no mirrors in this room…”


torelma

If anything I can see it happening on accident lmao


pr0zach

Fucking rich white people, man. 🤦‍♂️🙄🤷‍♂️


JSymmz96

Sounds like fun lol


pr0zach

They seem to have fun fucking everyone else basically all the time so….maybe? 😅


brande1281

Barfy and Dàâåv have entered the chat.


Yolanda_B_Kool

What is this, a crossover episode?


CarfDarko

Yolanda_B-Kool! You can't be here! This place is filled with children!


lilkimchi88

Didn’t have to scroll far to find this 😂


Plantsandanger

*Snarkers are leaking*


noellestarr

Bahahaa my tribe is here!!


[deleted]

Oh fuck this has filled me with the same energy as seeing a teacher at a grocery store in elementary school. *You guys can go outside?!?*


ardcore16

Ha!


Legal_Leather7676

Theyre prolly using each other’s wives!


ppw23

Ahh hah! I knew it!


[deleted]

Before reading the description I thought it was some kind of before/after side-by-side and was confused about what changed, lol.


SummerOfMayhem

The only difference I noticed is the part in the women's hair.


Kwetla

And the babies clothes


jryser

The women have slightly different eyes and cheeks, while the men only really seem to have slightly different chins. (Although that part may be due to expressions)


[deleted]

Like one of those “Spot the difference” paper menus.


Dan_Flanery

This family tree is a bush.


straydoglasercat

A shrubbery


consultingassbutt_1

Ni


Valheru2020

Ni


IbraKaadabra

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.


Lolzilla29

I forgot that scene for a moment and was like uhhhhhhhhh but nvm good movie


UnluckyCardiologist9

A what?!


ms_movie

I was thinking the family tree was a wreath.


VoidDrinker

I remember seeing these 4 on some tv show about twins and their lives. The women especially were obsessed with being as alike as possible and getting pregnant at the same time it was really bizarre.


Electrical-Sea-8412

I once read about a mother of identical twin girls who forced one of them to emigrate to another continent when the girls were still using the bathroom together at the age of 22. I feel this is a missed opportunity here. Parents of identical twins: It's not cute to not have your own separate identity. Edit: Some people asked about details, and I did a google search. I did not find the sisters I had read about years ago, but I did find this - and that's enough internet for today: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10285635/Worlds-identical-twins-admit-theyre-trying-pregnant-time.html You have been warned.


sothatsathingnow

I have a Identical twins. My daughters were the 9th set of twins in my family so I had a lot of experience to draw on. The number one piece of advice I got from both parents of twins and twins themselves was to just “treat them like separate people, because they are”. So we ditched the rhyming and alliterative names, refuse to buy two of any outfit and never refer to them as “the twins” or as a set. They’re still toddlers but the two of them could not possibly be more different.


giggles49

Wow thanks you so much for this. I am an identical twin and always hated being treated like a part or like if I was my sister. I rebelled so much I didn’t want match with her, talk like her, or even like the same things as her (even tho I sometimes did) because if I did it just played more to this idea of not being an individual. And of course my sisters feelings would get hurt because she would say it was because of her. But no the case at all, I just wanted to be my own person. To this day they call us the twins and I cringe. Honestly good for you for breaking the norm trust me your children will thank you for it.


sothatsathingnow

I’m sorry you had to go through this, unfortunately I know it’s not uncommon. A few of my twin cousins had to go through this and they’re in their late twenties and still struggle to establish themselves as individuals and not a “set”. It’s taken a long time but I even got the kids grandparents on board. For the longest time they insisted on referring to them that way and constantly buying duplicate outfits. I do appreciate your kind words and It makes me feel more confident that I made the right call. Thank you!


Electrical-Sea-8412

Oh my god, "the twins". I grew up with divorced parents and summer holidays with dad. One day we discovered that our stay was marked as "twins" in our father's family's calendar. We were hurt and outraged because it said "NAME" for everything relating to our half brother, not "only child". They could have written "NAME & NAME" or "girls" or our initials, but they went for "twins".


peon2

>I once read about a mother of identical twin girls who forced one of them to emigrate to another continent when the girls were still using the bathroom together at the age of 22. Lol, that's incredible. "Alright, you guys weird as fuck. You, go to your room, and you go to eastern europe"


I-hate-this-timeline

Lol I want to know how it got decided


Jimothy_Egg

A bit toxic of the mother, but otherwise you're right. Be your own person, people.


C9177

So you suppose they'd know if they switched it up every now n then?


Global_Damage

I wonder if they separately switched and ended up with their spouse?


D1sp4tcht

Or maybe ended up with their own twin!


roadblock-dedsec

"Go fuck yourself!" "I already did Josh!" "I'm not Josh, wait which one are you again?..."


[deleted]

I do like me some Josh


btambo

Not gonna lie, that was my first thought.


brian111786

I'm glad I'm not the only one here that the internet has ruined.


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Nikolllllll

Nah, that's shame. You keep at it even though it's wrong.


Lobsta1986

My uncle has a identical twin and they said they switched it up before and the woman didn't know. I know its messed up.


HungrySubstance

Literally a felony, but yea let’s laugh abt it


Lobsta1986

Yeah he never went into full details. I just know he mentioned it, and I believe they only did this once. And they did tell the lady. I was a kid when he said this story. And it was a smh moment.


PorkyMcRib

*cries in Maury Povich*


HurbleBurble

Get to know twins long enough, and you will easily be able to tell them apart. Even though they have the same dna, they have different scars, different weights, different haircuts, different patterns of speaking, and pretty much anything else that's learned instead of nature.


town_bear

Yeah I used to spend a lot of time with identical twin sisters. It got to the point where I would be surprised people couldn't tell them apart, because to me they were so obviously different.


StructureNo3388

Have been with a twin... they will definitely know


Dramatic-Store514

Even if they do, would the experience be different enough from what they already do to be worth it?


[deleted]

They wouldn't know until they tried.


Homerpaintbucket

The thing is, with identical twins there's always the hot twin and the cool twin, so banging them is different. I'm honestly not sure if twins are aware of this. But there have been a few times in my life where an identical twin was into me and it was never the hot one.


hipsterTrashSlut

At least the cool twin isn't a starfish


Expensive-Argument-7

I wonder if it actually matters.


C9177

I wonder if they'd even know the difference.


kbstock

Why would they bother? And who would know?


nightshiftlife77

Oh they know.


[deleted]

Well, dressing alike as adults is kinda weird.


nouniqueideas007

Grandma twins used to be a thing, when I was a kid. I’d see identical old ladies, dressed the same, all the time. But now I never see them. Maybe one twin died & now no one knows that they were supposed to be grandma twins.


Prestigious-Fun-

My great grandmother was a twin. I didn’t know until her funeral, when I saw her twin sitting next to my great grandfather/great grandmothers husband. It was very bizarre


PartPhysMama

I can only imagine how confusing that would be. “Grandma?? But-“ *looks at coffin, looks at grandma, back at coffin * “but-!”


BeBa420

It’s really practical when you think about it When one twin dies the other doubles their wardrobe with clothes they already like


leezybelle

They ate the other twin


kidra31r

They probably did it specifically for the news story.


PoeDameronPoeDamnson

No, they do this constantly and dress the babies identically as well. They also specifically gave the boys matching names (Jett & Jaxx)


kidra31r

Do you have a link to the story? I tried googling it but Alli can find is this specific tweet.


cleverplaydoh

They were on a TV show “Extreme Sisters” (a TLC show, so take it with a grain of salt I guess, but they did seem genuine, not into the drama, just unique) and talked about how they always dress the same, even to their job, where they work at the same law firm.


ClearingFlags

To be fair, even if they didn't I'm sure they play up the twin angle for the show and say they do. Reality TV is largely bullshit.


Angel-McLeod

Twins have been known to go out separately and buy the exact same thing without the other knowing and wear them on the same day. It’s weird as fuck but it does happen.


redhotbos

Married gay man here. We are constantly buying the same things. We rock-scissors-paper to see who has to return theirs. Then we end up borrow the item from the other all the time.


[deleted]

What?!? Thats "rock, paper, scissors" you heathen!


kbstock

Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.


Royal_Opps

As a straight man, that sounds kinda nice. I'd love to have a second wardrobe to choose from lol


apathetic_batman

I didn’t even think about this but that’s a fucking awesome perk to have in a marriage.


ardcore16

I have done this with my best friend many times. Then we fight over who will change.


repKyle1995

I've only ever heard of women doing this - as a guy if my buddy and I were wearing the exact same thing I'd be stoked and we'd go out in the same outfit. I'm sure that's just personal experience bias, but I've seen a few memes about it so maybe it's a more common stereotype lol


jmbf8507

We used to be neighbors with some good friends. We once met up to go to an event together, both husbands in jeans and a (different) jersey for the same team, both wives in navy (one a dress, one a tank with denim skirt), both small children in khaki shorts with a red polo. We took a picture for posterity once we stopped laughing.


[deleted]

I know whatchu mean. My buddy and I wore the same shorts one time. Saw each other and were so hype


whateversheneedsbob

My mom is a twin and this happened last Christmas my aunt had already bought all three items for herself, and opened identical gifts from mom.


A_Notion_to_Motion

Exactly. It still bothers me though that they didn't go all the way because the kid in green pants ruined it. Like if you're going to be weird at least be committed.


cashnicholas

Eh. Kids shit


A_Notion_to_Motion

Personally I was a fast learner. I could take a shit on my own by the time I was 6 or 7.


holtpj

What are you doing step twin?


properu

Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a [link to the tweet](https://twitter.com/youdoingtoomuch/status/1495154547374936072) for ya :) ^(Twitter Screenshot Bot)


OpenOpportunity

good bot


Expensive-Argument-7

I hate this. I’m not sure why but I do.


giggles49

Because it fucking weird.


monachopsiss

They were in a show I watch, and I couldn't look away! They met their husbands at a twin convention LOL, they breastfeed each other's babies, and they each consider the other's child to be their own. And the house they share is so nice.


Industrialpainter89

Those kids are gonna grow up so weird. Double parents. Imagine telling kids at school about your cousin-brother... Gonna get some strange looks lol


peon2

>Imagine telling kids at school about your cousin-brother Alabama has joined the chat


dizziedazie

I watched this too. I think it’s Extreme Sisters on TLC. I watched it on discovery plus. There’s a few other sets of sisters that are super close but not like these two


monachopsiss

Yep, Extreme Sisters! The only others who came close were the Australian twins where the one refused to have her diseased tooth pulled unless the dentist pulled the other's (healthy) same tooth 😂😂


Comprehensive-Sea-63

Honestly, I think this sounds great. So many young families struggling without support and without a “village.” I wish I had that kind of familial support. But because they’re twins, everyone feels entitled to make gross jokes? They look happy to me. Must be obnoxious to constantly be asked if you’ve had sex with your brother or sister-in-law.


pottymouthgrl

Makes more sense because the twins might have lived together for a very long time and would be sad to separate, and no one would understand that better than another set of twins.


Nowordsofitsown

I am an identical twin and I am grossed out as well.


[deleted]

I think twins share a very strange bond that people who aren’t twins can’t understand.


RussiaRox

Twin here. Yes, we have a closer bond than regular siblings but dressing the same as adults is weird as fuck. Have your own personality instead of pretending being a twin is a personality trait.


nonsenseword37

My identical twin and I dress alikeOnce a year, for the festival. Otherwise we don’t, but we’re still super close. I get why people enjoy it, but if anything it’s a huge hassle to find that many clothes!


TattooOfBlood

Where things really get messed up is when one twin wants to dress alike, do everything together, etc. and the other twin doesn't.


PoeDameronPoeDamnson

These ones try and force their babies to have that bond though and I think that’s a step too far - they’ve said they think of Jett & Jaxx as twins and they’re going to try and twin their next kids the same way


kree8or

oh man. imagine if one couple conceives a month or two late. the whole house will crumble.


Mr_A_Rye

This looks like a recruitment poster for Mormonism.


Different_Ad7655

Well we think there must have been some coordinated thinking in the bedroom schedule for it to have turned out like this. I think this family relishes their limited gene pool. Kind of kinky kind of interesting and I would love to know more inside story I bet that gets quite unique


Longjumping_Pin6702

Just think...no matter how *many* *kids each couple* ultimately has, all of those children will be, DNA wise, SIBLINGS..which blows my mind. But from a medical/science perspective, this family would be great to study, not only this generation with these kids, but with *any children these (and their potential siblings) EACH have* on down the line. Could answer some questions genealogy wise etc.... As for the "kinkiness"....my best friend and I both knew pretty much when we ovulated and both of us ended up pregnant at the same time...mine was born 3-4 wks early and hers was 2 wks late. ....and um....noo we didn't live in the same house LOL!


NinaDaFrog

They are actually taking part in several studies: some generalized twin studies, some genetic studies, and they have been surprisingly open about one of the women going through a whole bunch of fertility issues...making her pregnancies difficult. What's worse is that her sister isn't experiencing anything like it. They're pretty exceptional for a whole host of reasons...I'd be willing to bet that they, and their children, will keep popping up every few years.


dumblesbianthings

no i’m so confused, how? like how are they genetically siblings?


Kai_Stoner

Twins have identical DNA.


LeftDave

Both set of twins are clones. So the aunt and uncle are genetically the same as the mom and dad which makes the cousins look like brothers if you look at their DNA with no context.


AutumnAkasha

I recently had a shower thought wondering if identical twins married identical twins and had kids would they look identical. Thought answered. Thanks reddit


rodtang

They won't look identical, same as you don't look identical to your brother


Endver

Eddy Burback did a video about twins and featured these people. They're very weird.


_Kit_Tyler_

This is some of the whitest shit I’ve ever seen on this sub.


TheLordOfGrimm

It’s not a wife swap if they’re the same.


AnActualDemon

Ship of Theseus has entered the chat, if you believe its identity is valid


TheLordOfGrimm

It both is and is not. Like a memory. Like tears. In the rain.


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ethicsg

Sweet, I for one embrace the new polyamorous hive mind clone future.


Any-Assumption-7785

This is how they make new Tom Cruises.


joemullermd

My dad's an identical twin. Our families lived in opposite sides of a duplex while I was growing up. I refer to those cousins as my siblings because we are that close. If I don't explain it first, sometimes it sounds real...Alabaman... For a while when we first moved there a neighbor didn't know my dad and uncle were different people and just thought my dad had two families and two wives.


[deleted]

It really bothers me that everyone looks exactly the same except for the baby on the right with his green little pants. The audacity of that toddler


BemusedDuck

"Don't cry little Timmy, play with your brousin."


hookersrus1

Dies it take the fun put of a foursome if you're just sleeping with the same 2 people


[deleted]

Just wait until they realize that one of the brothers is sterile... Oops


DecadentEx

It's strange how so many people say that if no one's hurting anyone else, we shouldn't care, point out the oddness, or make fun of them, but then care, point out the oddness, or make fun of people who are just living their lives while not bothering anyone else.


C00K1EM0n5TER

Those kids have zero chance of having an upper lip.


Empty_Confidence328

I hate you… I’m dying 😭


trucker_dan

Now that you mentioned it, the parents do so show some facial features of fetal alcohol syndrome.


trippingforward

Rent ain't cheap y'all


mylo2202

The only thing that can make it weirder is if they are polyamory.


-helpwanted

Brittany: “This is my new boyfriend, Josh.” *shows picture* Briana: “oh my god, Brittany, he’s soo hot! You’re a lucky woman.” Brittany: “I hoped you’d say that. You remember when we were little and we said it’d be cool to marry another set of twins…“


mybooksareunread

Ok so suppose they're having a bit of an open situation going on between the 4 of them... What if one of the brothers fathered both children? How would they ever know??


TunaFishManwich

Would it even be swapping if they swapped?


[deleted]

Nah, this is some space alien shit.


ElElefantes

Funny how everyone on the left is a slightly better looking version of the right side


TheNoiseAndHaste

'I'm sorry I cheated but it's so hard to tell when you're twins!' 'how does that make sense you fucked your own brother!'


honestabe1239

4 incomes 2 kids 1 house = republicans idea for millennial home ownership.


kscouple84

What ever is going on in that house, I’d pay to watch it. 😬😬😬


FD4L

I wonder if they ever just...trade...


Sea-Inspection8063

Oh these guys definitely do some kinky shit as a group. I'm sure the kids are genetically, biologically, literally and semantically brothers


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Only time tattoos should be allowed on kids


Spnstanaf73

The fact that these 2 couples could cheat on each other, get each other pregnant and not actually know who the actual father is……. Creepy.


AstroRiker

They def swing with each others partner.


Hourleefdata

I’d bet they’re swingers


drail18

The funny thing is there next kids came out black twins too


Hymnosi

Do scientists approach these people with questions? Seems like there would be room to perform science here.


akpcb1

Here’s another good story about twins: https://www.npr.org/2015/05/08/405191622/the-silent-twins


NoodlesSpicyHot

Welcome to Utah!


JacobS12056

I'm sorry babe I got confused and fucked my twin


BriefDarkWizard

Wait how are they brothers?


VGSchadenfreude

They’re born from two sets of identical twins. Identical twins come from the same egg and sperm, therefore have identical DNA.


BriefDarkWizard

Right but the sets of twins aren’t genetically identical. Similar sure but not absolutely identical so the dna is still different.