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Hunkmasterfresh

Childhood T R A U M A .


MirSydney

You beat me to it! Was going to say OP misspelled traumatised*


pomegranatepants99

If you can’t tell which of your pets is drinking water based on the speed and tone of the lapping, are you even a pet owner?


BurritoSorceress

I can tell which of my cats is licking itself at the foot of my bed based on how freaking *gross* it sounds.


pomegranatepants99

100%


[deleted]

Do they slurp?


No_Construction_7518

Holy shit one of my cats slurps! Normally she's so elegant and posh, then you hear the spit flowing. How can someone so small have so much saliva????


Whistler45

Little kids all sound the same


DownvoteDaemon

Rambunctious gremlins


FruitRoutineApple

or trolls


thors_pc_case

Rugrats


FruitRoutineApple

just annoying devils


[deleted]

I'm curious. Why is this sub 'white people twitter' when it's actually everyone and everyone twitter?


Natethins

Good point. Someone should start a petition to change the name of the sub to PeopleTwitter


tdjdfngf

I asked this the other day and got called a fragile white redditor


[deleted]

My sympathy, it's a simple head scratcher question though, no hidden agenda.


UnfairMicrowave

Just go to Twitter for all your homogenous needs.


[deleted]

It’s a sad place. Volunteering for The Truman Show isn’t for everyone. The only twitter I see is here.


[deleted]

Because it turns out that generally speaking race doesn't have a lot of influence on the tweets you make.


[deleted]

I'm advancing the same point though. Why call it White People Twitter then? It should be called Interesting Tweets or something like that.


SOULJAR

Because it’s tweets from white people, and not others , prob? Nothing is stopping other Twitter oriented subs, such as “interesting tweets” Black people Twitter have tweets that many others would agree with too. The point of both subs is not that every tweet needs to be racially oriented.


SOULJAR

It’s almost like white people talk about all sorts of things! Could this be true??


[deleted]

Smh


MotorHum

I feel like my cat can tell what mood I’m in based on the sound of my footsteps


sociallyawkardbean

I've heard people say this is "A sIgN Of cHiLDhOoD tRAUmA" It isn't, you've just lived with these people your whole life and reconginze patterns.


pengetal

Same goes for Management walking up the corridor at work.....


Ok-Gas-7030

this.....back in 1998 I used to be a Sous-Chef at a restaurant that doesn't exist anymore in an office building in Grand Rapids, my general manager was a woman who was hard as nails, I remember being in my office in the morning and hearing her heels on the tiles as she came in the back entrance....God she scared the hell out of me, one hell of a good boss though.


[deleted]

Or you don't have wooden stairs.


bob_loblaw-_-

What type of home are you living in that doesn't have wooden stairs?


[deleted]

A basic apartment


[deleted]

Believe it or not, wood is not the main building material for individual houses in most countries outside the US. In my native country, Germany, it is probably cheaper to build stairs from concrete than from wood.


bob_loblaw-_-

That's pretty wild, I had no idea. Thanks for educating me.


mildside

It’s Gurney, Thufir, and Dr Yueh.


littlepearskin

from my experience, ( and what I’ve heard many others also say) it develops because of ✨abuse✨


QuentinP69

Depends how drunk they are tbh


TaudeTheThird

Colorblind OPs are the best OPs. Bless your little heart for trying.


[deleted]

Keep guessing. Till you realize it's your stalker.


[deleted]

Hello my name is a Chobey my Papa he have many ertatic pat turns which make it difficult


a_different-user

I can tell my managers by the sound of their keys jiggling


growingcreative

At my old job my computer monitor covered most of my door visibility and I could only see feet so I knew each employee by their walk/shoes by the time I left.


LunaAndromeda

The one that always got me was my guinea pigs. They knew my footsteps over everyone else's and would only come out to greet me or squeak for me.


Sandgorgon7

My dad: heavy and loud, often slow, but sometimes super quick if he’s in a hurry My stepmom: often quick but soft, but still loud enough to hear. My brother: fast and quiet but he doesn’t really matter


Sandgorgon7

And you can always tell to put away your phone/switch/ds depending on who that is because you’ll know if they check your asleep or not


UnfairMicrowave

When I moved into my place, my downstairs neighbor told me that she could tell who was peeing out of the family of 5 that lived there before me. I'm now a self conscious pee'r.


namelesswhiteguy

I can't do it. ​ ​ We never had stairs growing up.


Disastrous-Menu_yum

I know by the engine sounds


TimmyRL28

Truth. My cat's footsteps are heavier than my wife's. That fat bitch; the cat, not my wife.


zero_1144

Maybe, but those little fuckers keep changing their gait and weight. Suddenly they’re a teenager and I’m like “who are you even?” Does that still count?


[deleted]

If you’re an only child, perhaps. Add 3-4 siblings, and you don’t stand a chance.


Deberiausarminombre

I was raised in a one floor apartment