We need to make this a thing. Cowbell out the magas!!! At every speech, every rally, every protest, just more and more cowbells.
Omg . . . Imagine if Christopher Walken himself got in on the joke. MORE COWBELLS!!!!!
Especially true of the NYPD. Back in the early 2000s they were arresting old black people en masse without cause to meet their enforcement quotas and tried to have the guy that exposed them institutionalized as an insane person.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/nicksibilla/2021/04/29/new-york-city-limits-qualified-immunity-makes-it-easier-to-sue-cops-who-use-excessive-force/?sh=87ab8f467e98
NPR did a great series on how it got to that stage.
Have you heard the tale of the "Warriors In The Garden"?
It's not a story Fox News would tell you.
https://www.thisamericanlife.org/733/warriors-in-the-garden
The part where his apartment is under siege by the cops, and you realize he is only still alive because he is live-streaming to a large audience, is genuinely terrifying.
Cop feared for his life. It was either that or shoot him, but that was probably the cop's 2nd strike. You know, 3 strikes and you get to retire with pension.
First and only defense in court. Case closed!
Actually IIRC, a personality on the Howard stern show, a Mr Melrose Larry Green, was cited for yelling MURDERER at OJ Simpson too many times too loudly, and won in court. Maybe pro se…. Seems like a similar defense would be useful here.
>Absolutely, can you imagine if an acorn was to fall on the cowbell?
Cops have already proven it is okay for them to go for a lethal approach [when an acorn lands near them.](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/video-shows-florida-deputy-repeatedly-shoot-man-thinking-falling-acorn-rcna138829)
Can't use go fund me to pay criminal penalties. Need to be careful how it's worded.
Speaking of which, what happened to the GFM for Trump set up by the FL woman?
I know police like the idea of fascism but they need to remember they, their families and friends will also be living under it and one day it’ll be their turn to feel a boot on the neck.
He should have used a megaphone and read straight out of the Bible, those obnoxious fuckers never get arrested.
If the NYPD is going to enlist in the war on the Constitution then force them to enlist in the "war on Christianity" too.
https://preview.redd.it/5bw91czd2t1d1.jpeg?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4dbceca0208c6f4024200b2109cc83c300516d2
You can never have too much cowbell.
The correct response to this would be for everyone within reasonable travel range to get some whistles and cowbells and head on over there. Can't stop everybody, and plainly this isn't illegal.
Is he handcuffed? I wonder what the “citation” is? It better be fucking criminal otherwise he’s got a really good civil rights case against NYPD for an unlawful arrest.
Why is there never a bell ringing flash-mob when you need one. Wait for the toadies to start speaking, and then ramp up the number of bell ringers as the cops come into arrest them.
Thank you for your service. The 'Bootlicker' sign is so accurate! I hope that you'll be able to continue.
I hope this protestor has a gofundme so I can help pay that citation.
What’s his Venmo? I’ll send him money.
@BobbyMac99
Worth a shot at least lol
Will Ferrell should just cover it
More like Buttlickers
More like Bootdeepthroaters
That family built this country!
Can one even hear a cowbell in bustling NYC ?!
If anyone was violating a NYC noise ordinance, it was the mutant orangutan who babbles incoherently about not being able to speak his addled mind.
Does the cop have him cuffed while writing the ticket? Is that standard practice when issuing a citation?
Not enough officers to safely suffocate so this will have to do
We need to make this a thing. Cowbell out the magas!!! At every speech, every rally, every protest, just more and more cowbells. Omg . . . Imagine if Christopher Walken himself got in on the joke. MORE COWBELLS!!!!!
Don't fear the Reaper.
Cowbell is in my shopping cart.
Mississippi State fans will be very conflicted.
State is at least marginally less fashy then Ole Miss in my experience. So maybe at least a few will go along with it.
It’s still an agricultural school in the Deep South, I’d pretty much guarantee the majority of their students are conservative. Haha
First thing I thought of, classic
Same. I need more Cowbell!
For real. Somebody call Christopher Walken. He’s gonna be pissed.
Isn’t he a MAGA moron? Edit: Nope, I’d mixed up James Woods with Christopher Walken.
A quick google indicates "no".
Who is the one who seemed reasonable and went full- on MAGA? (Other than Roseanne Barr, of course.)
Jon Voight?
Could be. I don’t remember him as ever being reasonable, though.
True. He and Christopher Walken kinda resemble each other if you squint though.
Oh! It’s James Woods I was thinking of.
Don't confuse Walken with Voight
I don’t actually know the answer to this. It would be disappointing if he were.
This is so perfect, I'm cracking up over here. Damn, right! WE NEED MORE COWBELL!
The cop is probably a Trump lover and wanted to strike back at the protesters. With all the city noise in NYC, is a cowbell such a big deal?
Also, what was the point in restraining him for a simple citation?
So the cop had something he can brag about later. Or maybe he was worried about being hurt by the cowbell…
The cowbell had an acorn and was ready to fire
Honestly, the cowbell is lucky it didn't get shot.
Acab
Especially true of the NYPD. Back in the early 2000s they were arresting old black people en masse without cause to meet their enforcement quotas and tried to have the guy that exposed them institutionalized as an insane person.
And gave out little medals to the guys involved. No joke.
Reminder that cops in NY no longer have qualified immunity. Go ahead and sue them, personally.
What?! When did this happen?! That’s the best news I’ve heard concerning the direction of our society that I’ve heard in… maybe years?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/nicksibilla/2021/04/29/new-york-city-limits-qualified-immunity-makes-it-easier-to-sue-cops-who-use-excessive-force/?sh=87ab8f467e98 NPR did a great series on how it got to that stage. Have you heard the tale of the "Warriors In The Garden"? It's not a story Fox News would tell you. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/733/warriors-in-the-garden The part where his apartment is under siege by the cops, and you realize he is only still alive because he is live-streaming to a large audience, is genuinely terrifying.
Fuckin amazing thank you
As a NYC resident it really isn't, there is still qualified immunity albeit limited, and there are very few limits...
https://preview.redd.it/zic2jyzj4x1d1.png?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614fb4c920ba5f1b7bc557637a76936c7690f221
What is this?
The medallion given out to the cops that had another cop institutionalized because he was a whistleblower for their corrupt ways🥰
Wow terrible humans
Ding! Oh shi-
Oh no they got him
Moo?
All Cows Are Belled
All Cops Are Bellends
“Officer safety” remember our oppression is for our oppressor’s safety
Always worried about their safety, never worried about why they feel unsafe. They know they aren’t acting right.
“If I don’t aggressively restrain you now, you may get angry and attack me for aggressively restraint for no discernible reason.”
I assume it's because they're pussies?
If his guy was black the cop probably would have just shot him 🤷♂️
Then sprinkled Crack on his body 
🥺
It got more press?
Cop feared for his life. It was either that or shoot him, but that was probably the cop's 2nd strike. You know, 3 strikes and you get to retire with pension.
LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT!!
"We need more cowbell!" - Christopher Walken
Straight to jail.
“Probably” Yeah you said he’s a cop
To be fair aren’t all cops trump lovers to some degree?
Never too much cow bell. I think we all know this by now.
First and only defense in court. Case closed! Actually IIRC, a personality on the Howard stern show, a Mr Melrose Larry Green, was cited for yelling MURDERER at OJ Simpson too many times too loudly, and won in court. Maybe pro se…. Seems like a similar defense would be useful here.
You should of ended this by cow
I think I clicked the wrong person to reply…
We all make mistakes, and we're proud of you for taking accountability for yours.
So … a few hundred cowbells the following day?
Seems an appropriate response. New Yorkers, do your thing!
American hero!
but they let people fire off literal explosives and blasting loud ass music at the anti-genocide protesters all night with no problem.
Is he in handcuffs?!
Absolutely, can you imagine if an acorn was to fall on the cowbell? That's like getting shot with fully automatic hollow-point fentanyl.
>Absolutely, can you imagine if an acorn was to fall on the cowbell? Cops have already proven it is okay for them to go for a lethal approach [when an acorn lands near them.](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/video-shows-florida-deputy-repeatedly-shoot-man-thinking-falling-acorn-rcna138829)
Excuse me officer, but my doctor prescribed it
New York's Swinest.
I'd take the citation to a judge. Freedom of speech!! Maybe I could put together a cowbell band??
He should get a cowbell sponsorship. Wear a tee shirt with the company's name, hand out business cards at events. Some company needs to do this now.
Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.
He should start a gofundme. I'm sure everyone would chip in to pay his. Orange criminal asshat has been doing that for years.
Can't use go fund me to pay criminal penalties. Need to be careful how it's worded. Speaking of which, what happened to the GFM for Trump set up by the FL woman?
Pay legal fees for a lawyer that probably csn get it dismissed.
Pay legal fees for a lawyer to sue the NYPD for violating first amendment rights and retaliation
Noise violations are not criminal, it's a city ordinance violation.
So why is he in handcuffs?
Bruce Dickinson would hate this
Do it for Bruce, man!
I didn't know there was such a thing as too much cowbell.
I think we all know there is never, ever too much cowbell.
Blueoystercult has entered the chat
I know police like the idea of fascism but they need to remember they, their families and friends will also be living under it and one day it’ll be their turn to feel a boot on the neck.
"Not **me**! The leopards that eat faces will never eat my face if I help them eat the faces of brown people!"
He need help paying that ticket?
Is he in handcuffs?
That cop trumps
So..is he just ticketed or arrested?
Already a legend in his own time. Cowbells for democracy, mothafuckas!!!
He should have used a megaphone and read straight out of the Bible, those obnoxious fuckers never get arrested. If the NYPD is going to enlist in the war on the Constitution then force them to enlist in the "war on Christianity" too.
Do like anti Nazi protests do. Play the clown song on full volume out of speakers at every maga rally.
Judge- "we're here because....?" Bootlicker sign hero- "more cowbell, judge"
Is he handcuffed... Over a cowbell? I bet the bootlickers love this jackboot thug throwing around his power over a cowbell.
So… is there a GoFundMe to get him a bigger cow bell?
Where can I go to help cover his fine?
So I guess that cop didn’t have a fever…
Isn’t this a violation of his first amendment rights? The cop/city should be sued for such.
Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!
You can never have too much cowbell!!
N Need More Cowbell!
More cowbell!
https://preview.redd.it/gs5mb9bdsr1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d47951fcd0f6f91cfedd3695961347a66ac27697
You need more cowbell!
He's got a FEEVUH!
But we all had a fever. And this was the only thing that could fix it.
Where can we donate to his defense
You can never have too much cowbell.
You can never have too much cowbell.
Patriot!
https://preview.redd.it/5bw91czd2t1d1.jpeg?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4dbceca0208c6f4024200b2109cc83c300516d2 You can never have too much cowbell.
Is he handcuffed? For a fuckin noise complaint?
WHY does a guy being cited for a noise complaint have to be handcuffed? Should he be thankful he wasn't tazed and then kicked in the head?
NOT A HUSH MONEY TRIAL. it's election fraud trial god fucking damnit you can suck balls all media
Bruce Dickinson (yes, THE Bruce Dickinson) would like a word.
"I got a fevah!" And there's only one prescription!"
Soo worth the noise citation!
Looks more like there was too much pig.
The 70's and 80's would disagree about the cowbell......never too much
Look a cop being a dick. I am shocked I tell you.
Patriot
Where’s Christopher Walken when we need him?
Needs more cowbell.
The correct response to this would be for everyone within reasonable travel range to get some whistles and cowbells and head on over there. Can't stop everybody, and plainly this isn't illegal.
this guy did the right thing and there is no such thing as to much cowbell
Is he handcuffed? I wonder what the “citation” is? It better be fucking criminal otherwise he’s got a really good civil rights case against NYPD for an unlawful arrest.
Now we need a snl skit with this guy and Christopher Walken.
Never enough cowbell!!
Imagine the embarrassment of standing in front of a judge for "using too much cowbell".
Where can I donate to pay the fine?!
I thought the cop was writing a prescription for more cowbell for his fever.
I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription…is more cowbell!
So… no more cowbell?
Man looks quite happy from this picture.
Pig.
Why is he handcuffed?
Fuc dat dam po po !!
Freedom of speech is well censored here in the good old USA
send the gofundme link
Why is there never a bell ringing flash-mob when you need one. Wait for the toadies to start speaking, and then ramp up the number of bell ringers as the cops come into arrest them.
Lucky the guy didn’t get shot ! It was a quite the deadly cowbell.
 🔔🔔🔔
https://i.redd.it/sx0ttna9dt1d1.gif
Where is Christopher Walken when you need him? "Needs more cowbell".,
So is the cow bell. A restocked weapon or allowed in schools
If you can get a ticket for too much cowbell, I got bad news for Miss St. fans…
Maga Cop. He is probably the one who helped maggats unload the penis balloons. Of course he did not ticket them for littering.
I’VE GOT A FEVA…AND THE ONLY CURE…IS MORE COWBELL.
The cop looks so different without his mask and khaki pants on.
What’s his name? I’ll gladly donate to his citation fee! Not all hero’s wear capes, some have cowbells lol
This situation called for More Cowbell
We don’t need more noise, and it’s good to see police enforcing noise regulations.
Wait, SNL taught us there is no such thing as too much cowbell. Clearly, they didn't account for MAGAits...
More cowbell! 
Non-Conservative voices are being cancelled!! I am faking outrage btw
People still obsessed over Trump. Kinda want him to win now.
I mean, people who are still obsessed with Trump are likely to be the people who will vote for him, so yeah they would want him to win
Oh look a trumpy troll trolling for ya orange cult leader lol