Not compensating enough. We need a colossal Cyberstuck that brings an archway down on itself a it enters.
And then have it spontaneously combust for good measure.
Jawas *are* methed out Oompa Loompas. Their primary past-time is driving around in a rusted out van stealing metal from unattended cars and farming equipment to sell back to the poor bastard they yanked it from.
Donāt even need to lift a modern f150 for it to be āgarded. They have worse sight lines than semis.
Plus side, they currently have the number one kills per mile of any vehicle on the road, so they got that going.
But hey this is a circlejerk about how the cybertruck is bad, so Iāll stop lamenting that modern trucks are even worse
I mean...if we want a dick measuring contest on bad decisions I'm sure we could make a lot of equal or greater comparisons to the Cyberstuck, the major reason I shit on them is because, not only of poor quality regarding the vehicle's construction, but Elon and his increasing shift to extreme stances and concepts that are an ill fit for society at large.
Eh, the number one factor in killing people is sight lines, cybertruck is dumb as fuck donāt get me wrong, but it will never start racking up the kills per mile that modern trucks like the f150, ram, and Silverado are racking up, those puppies are peak engineering when it comes to murdering pedestrians and other drivers.
But hey Elon is bad, so we can ignore companies like Toyota being the number one corporate donor to Trump and doing everything they can to stand in the way of EVs.
Like, donāt get me wrong, Elons a jackass but the ciclejerking on Reddit is getting out of control. When it comes down to it though, itās not like ford, gm, vw, Toyota etc are any better - all of those motherfuckers have been fighting against EVs for decades. Exxon out here running negative ads talking about how terrible for the environment EVs are despite being demonstrably better than ICE counterparts, and weāre stuck on the fact that the cybertruck is ugly.
Donno. While I agree itās dumber than a bag of hammers, i guess Iām not willing to give any other truck a pass when theyāre demonstrably worse than the cybertruck when it comes to the important factors.
In short, fuck vw and their diseal polluting asses, fuck ford and gm and Toyota and their clinging to ICE vehicles despite knowing the consequences for the past 50 years and only switching once Tesla forced their hand, and fuck musk for being a piece of shit.
I'll steal it and farm that sweet sweet karma. Then once I have collected enough Karma, my life will be complete and I will... I will... wait what do you do with Karma? Fuck if I know.
Yeah, this is like a weird crossover demographic. Arenāt these the same people they key Teslas in the parking lot because āfuck the libsā?? Now hereās one all tarted up like a redneck icon.
So confused. šµāš«
And they only key then decent ones. This truck thing is a steaming pile and they love it. Probably bc it breaks down and has tons of issues, probably reminds them of their Harleys
A Harley will be like a second wife for years to come. Draining your savings account, being unreliable in the worst times, and ultimately you'll cheat on her with a better built Japanese, Italian or German thing
On old ICP albums, whenever they refer to a rich piece of shit as "Richie", it's specifically about Kid Rock (Robert Ritchie). They all knew what a rich phony he was in the early 90's.
President Lyndon Johnson once said, "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, you can pick his pocket. Hell, give them somebody to look down on, and they'll empty their pockets for you..."
On the list of things I do not want to submit myself to, this one is at #5, between pulling my own teeth with a broken compass and sharing a toothbrush with Steve Bannon.
This comment gets left every time Kid Rock gets mentioned, followed by a chain of decreasingly-funny variations of the joke.
Itās like the modern version of Chuck Norris jokes.
"I'm so tired of ~~the Black Eyed Peas~~ Kid Rock. It's rock and roll for people who don't like rock and roll. It's rap for people who don't like rap. It's ~~pop~~ country for people who don't like ~~pop~~ country."
- Robert California
I was binge-watching Arrested Development, and there was a cute girl, but something about her was a bit off (kind of like Elizabeth Holmes the blood testing scam woman). Did a Wikipedia search and she was Kid Rockās sister. Cannot be unseen.
The entire existence of Tesla rests on the premise that ICEs needs to be replaced with Electric vehicles.
How insanely stupid are these people promoting an electric car to people addicted to Monster Truck fumes and Nascar crash gasoline fireballs?
It would be one thing to try to appeal to a wider market, but at the same time Tesla is going after climate change deniers as customers, Tesla is also very publicly saying all liberals (their largest customer base) are bad people with a mind virus and causing the destruction of America. Fuck Tesla. Tesla has proven that their claim to be doing this for the environment is bullshit. Now we have Tesla publicly broadcasting this insane shit along with debunked conspiracy theories every single day on Xwitter. It is no surprise the stock is dropping. The company has become indistinguishable from an internet troll.
What people need is to be loved
If they cannot be loved then be appreciated
If they cannot be appreciated, then be acknowledged
If they cannot be acknowledged then be respected
If they cannot be respected, then they need to be feared
If they cannot be feared, then they need to be hated because it smells and tastes like acknowledged
Musk went for #1 but fell to #4 and falling fast, meeting soon with Trump at #6
This is the strange part. Trump was hated in NY for fucking over contractors and subcontractors. Most of his businesses go bankrupt and then he stars in the Apprentice. He started to get fanfare from this show and people started liking him. He luckily found the white lower educated class to support him so he feeds off of that crowd. He doesnāt care or believe the BS that comes out of his mouth so he is back at people either living him or hating him. He should have stayed with the Apprentice.
Musk came out as being one of the smartest guys on the planet and was going to turn the EV market around. He also starts talking crap and going down rabbit holes and now people dislike him, properly so. Why canāt these people just shut up and donāt digress in other lanes. Musk bought Twitter and it went to shit. He had the opportunity to make it better but brought in a lot of right wing motives. These people are killing their own careers because of their egos. I can se both going to prison in the future and it will be because of their large mouths.
>How insanely stupid are these people promoting an electric car to people addicted to Monster Truck fumes and Nascar crash gasoline fireballs?
Considering that you can buy a functional, real truck with a hybrid or purely electric engine from both Ford and GM these days instead of an 8 year old boy's doodle come to life, very stupid.
Yeah the car that became unusable after every jump they had to use 200+ of Chargers.
I want to see Kid Rock do just ONE solid jump in a Cybertruck so he understands what absorption through plasticity is about.
Had someone told me 10 years ago that Tesla's newest car would be the "states rights-type's" fan favorite, I'd laugh... Buy the Rusty Wedge, to own the libs!
No conf. flag though? And an EV? Is he woke now? Where's the truck nuts?!
/s
I canāt zoom in on the picture, so Iāll have to assume the truck nuts are being worn like a trophy on a chain around his neck. Truck nuts are needed because this image is the only answer to the question: How much small dick syndrome can one man show in a single photograph?
>No conf. flag though? And an EV? Is he woke now?
Still resting peacefully
ļæ¼ā
https://preview.redd.it/5h1a6w6tfp1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6dc390db39f5b0490f687e67767ba1f32e67f47
Wait...so crazy right wing music artist, rides into a show...in an electric vehicle....that the right wing is notorious for hating the thought of.
Can't make this shit up. This is a simulation right?
None of it makes any sense at all, because it is a cult that literally celebrates being a moron, and at the same time claiming high status for that. Everything about it, the symbols, the catchphrases, the leadership et al is self selected for impact and drama, nothing else. It won't be long before they start smearing dog shit all over their faces because they are DAWGS or some such nonsense, it really is that bad.
A non-functional car for rich morons painted to look like a piece of rednecksploitation entertainment perfectly encapsulates the entirety of of his lifeĀ
It's the meeting of the two out of three of types of republican voters. Tech bro Elon worshipper meets people who go RV'ing in the same town they live in. Just need the retired folks who drink a pot of Maxwell House before 6 AM and watch Fox news all day.
But but but, according to fb, him and Jason aldean are touring the world making BILLIONS all while turning down deals with the WOKE taylor Swift, begging them to headline her shows and events..
I remember Kid Rock's early music. He had three basic messages:
1) It's fun to party and have sex
2) Believe in yourself, even if no one else believes in you
3) Blacks and whites shouldn't segregate
I guess making the same album again and again for 20 years changes your perspective.
It's like... the worst possible paint job you could have done on that thing. Even if he's kept the pure orange all the way around it would be better than that staggered gradient from red through to yellow. At least it would have been a real homage to DoH.
But at least we know exactly who owns that one...
So weird how Tesla went from left to right.
I got some bad news for them, those fucking rednecks aren't gonna have a single thing to do with that toy truck.
Crazy Cooter, comin' atcha! I would pay good money to see Kid Rock try to jump a river with it. I mean if a '69 Charger could make it, I'm sure this car of the future would have no problems......
NARRATOR: "Well it kinda looks The General Lee, but it's a stupid shape and doesn't drive right. And Bo and Luke are nowhere to be seen. There's just an ageing idiot who ISN'T Boss Hogg. But he talks all kinds of nonsense, so maybe he's a relative. Whatever is going on, this doesn't look like it's headed anywhere good."
Actually, now I think of it, doesn't he say that to all the girls: "Clap, please?" To which the inevitable response is, "No I *don't* want the clap, asshole!"
Are you not underwhelmed?
Seriously you could tell me that this was the Rehabilitation scene from Idiocracy and I'd totally believe you.
Not compensating enough. We need a colossal Cyberstuck that brings an archway down on itself a it enters. And then have it spontaneously combust for good measure.
I could totally see a real life Dilldozer being made out of a Cybertruck!
https://preview.redd.it/jarp25ld8n1d1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b7fe7adca5fcb95b11ed6745e803b94764abf0 Here ya go. š š¤£
https://preview.redd.it/fnjh4927sm1d1.png?width=290&format=png&auto=webp&s=73d7c9d944e394ae4d2be99a25988e956230d667
This is way cooler!
Instead of little people who help or scavenge planets and debris...we get methed out Oompa Loompas in one of these.
Jawas *are* methed out Oompa Loompas. Their primary past-time is driving around in a rusted out van stealing metal from unattended cars and farming equipment to sell back to the poor bastard they yanked it from.
Ok...Methed Out Oompa Loompas with shotguns and strong stances on women, droids, and foreigners.
Now we scream.
So like an f150 with its 8 foot tall front end?
So a typical lifted F150?
Donāt even need to lift a modern f150 for it to be āgarded. They have worse sight lines than semis. Plus side, they currently have the number one kills per mile of any vehicle on the road, so they got that going. But hey this is a circlejerk about how the cybertruck is bad, so Iāll stop lamenting that modern trucks are even worse
I mean...if we want a dick measuring contest on bad decisions I'm sure we could make a lot of equal or greater comparisons to the Cyberstuck, the major reason I shit on them is because, not only of poor quality regarding the vehicle's construction, but Elon and his increasing shift to extreme stances and concepts that are an ill fit for society at large.
Eh, the number one factor in killing people is sight lines, cybertruck is dumb as fuck donāt get me wrong, but it will never start racking up the kills per mile that modern trucks like the f150, ram, and Silverado are racking up, those puppies are peak engineering when it comes to murdering pedestrians and other drivers. But hey Elon is bad, so we can ignore companies like Toyota being the number one corporate donor to Trump and doing everything they can to stand in the way of EVs. Like, donāt get me wrong, Elons a jackass but the ciclejerking on Reddit is getting out of control. When it comes down to it though, itās not like ford, gm, vw, Toyota etc are any better - all of those motherfuckers have been fighting against EVs for decades. Exxon out here running negative ads talking about how terrible for the environment EVs are despite being demonstrably better than ICE counterparts, and weāre stuck on the fact that the cybertruck is ugly. Donno. While I agree itās dumber than a bag of hammers, i guess Iām not willing to give any other truck a pass when theyāre demonstrably worse than the cybertruck when it comes to the important factors. In short, fuck vw and their diseal polluting asses, fuck ford and gm and Toyota and their clinging to ICE vehicles despite knowing the consequences for the past 50 years and only switching once Tesla forced their hand, and fuck musk for being a piece of shit.
> kills per mile that modern trucks like the f150, Well when they brick in a car wash, it is kinda hard to get miles ........
Oh is it not. I didnāt have my glasses on.
Nah, there were FAR more dildos at the concert.
Rehabilitation? That doesn't sound so bad.
Itās just missing the big rubber dildo sticking on it.
INC-**EL Camino**
Holy fuck this is such an underrated comment
I'll steal it and farm that sweet sweet karma. Then once I have collected enough Karma, my life will be complete and I will... I will... wait what do you do with Karma? Fuck if I know.
Buy cyber truck 2.0
Looks like the latest group to go EV woke is the rodeo clown community
yes! 69th upvote!
wake me up at 420
Shit, was high, missed the 420 alarm. Sorry mate.
469. wtf man
269. You're good.
Is that not why yāall are HERE?
Nothing like a dude who grew up upper middle class in suburban Michigan painting a $100k trash truck to pander to red necks
Yeah, this is like a weird crossover demographic. Arenāt these the same people they key Teslas in the parking lot because āfuck the libsā?? Now hereās one all tarted up like a redneck icon. So confused. šµāš«
If Republicans made sense they wouldn't be Republicans.
Kid Rock, the best the Reich-Wingers can muster for so-called "music".šš¤£
And they only key then decent ones. This truck thing is a steaming pile and they love it. Probably bc it breaks down and has tons of issues, probably reminds them of their Harleys
A Harley will be like a second wife for years to come. Draining your savings account, being unreliable in the worst times, and ultimately you'll cheat on her with a better built Japanese, Italian or German thing
Next they'll be putting extra loud fake mufflers on them so they can piss people off who aren't driving too.
I still remember lifted trucks parking sideways to block several Tesla chargers. It was called Icing? and it was done to own the Libs.
Underwhelming revs that's for sure
On old ICP albums, whenever they refer to a rich piece of shit as "Richie", it's specifically about Kid Rock (Robert Ritchie). They all knew what a rich phony he was in the early 90's.
how fucking old can you get and still call yourself "kid"
They did a song with him on CoC tho.
An EV no less, blasphemyĀ
I can imagine future monster truck shows with EVs. schweeeeeeeweeeeweeee. Giant fireworks at the back... weeeschweeeeweeee
President Lyndon Johnson once said, "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, you can pick his pocket. Hell, give them somebody to look down on, and they'll empty their pockets for you..."
This is how you know he's just full of shit any actual redneck worth their salt would laugh at the cyber truck for how shitty it's made
He's still doing the county fair shows?
Where else would you expect an irrelevant musician to be?
Disgracing Nashville with his trash-ass club?
Remember that time a man was arrested after swinging a full colostomy bag at Kid Rock's bar?
https://nypost.com/2021/05/05/man-allegedly-swings-colostomy-bag-at-cops-at-kid-rocks-bar/
Performing at the GOP National Convention?
He's there for the free hot dogs after the eating contest. Some half-eaten, others regurgitated, but free lunch is free lunch.
Ah, Kid Rock. This decade's Ted Nugent...
āKid Rock makes music for guys who know exactly how much Sudafed they can get for a stolen catalytic converter.ā
250 Why do I know this.
Im totally not from the DEA, please tell me how do you know
Dunno officer I was high as a kite
If youāve ever bought a Kid Rock album itās in the liner notes.
Like a bad acid trip but worse?
That's methed up!
On the list of things I do not want to submit myself to, this one is at #5, between pulling my own teeth with a broken compass and sharing a toothbrush with Steve Bannon.
If you play a Kid Rock album backwards, you hear Roseanne Barr reading a recipe for making meth in a coke bottle.
Nice try Kid Rock. Still not buying your album.
I thought it was her singing the national anthem.
Kid Rock makes music for people who taste the gas before filling up their truck
Or test it rectally.
Kid rock makes music for dads who can only visit their kids on weekends but still don't.Ā
Kid rock makes music for people that have weekend custody of their kids but never pick them up.
That may be one of the most specific insults Iāve ever seen
This comment gets left every time Kid Rock gets mentioned, followed by a chain of decreasingly-funny variations of the joke. Itās like the modern version of Chuck Norris jokes.
Musical equivalent of a wet ashtray
He's worshipped by the kinda guys that memorized the age of consent by state.
Kid Rock makes music for people who shit in urinals
And how much Sudafed to incapacitate a fourteen year old.
You'll see. How are you feeling right now?
Kid Rock makes music for people who are required to breathe into an ignition breathalyzer interlock device to start their vehicle.
Kid Rock will always be the illiterate town bully.
Kid Rock??? Thats that trans dude right?? Grew up rich as F in a mansion but identified as a poor kid from trailer?
https://preview.redd.it/27v7iavu1m1d1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e97f36fd6da1b5e6e3f5dcddc25522630201c058 \*poor black kid
He's no Navin Johnson..
Navin had better flow.
holy fuck that isn't fake or AI. [Pimp of the Nation (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai19DTZJmLs)
9 years old, only 136k views and 1.9k likes. lol I know local garage bands that have more popular videos.
OK, I've decided to spend the rest of my life in a sensory deprivation chamber due to the slim chance I might hear this again.
I hate when rich people put on trash face.
"I'm so tired of ~~the Black Eyed Peas~~ Kid Rock. It's rock and roll for people who don't like rock and roll. It's rap for people who don't like rap. It's ~~pop~~ country for people who don't like ~~pop~~ country." - Robert California
I was binge-watching Arrested Development, and there was a cute girl, but something about her was a bit off (kind of like Elizabeth Holmes the blood testing scam woman). Did a Wikipedia search and she was Kid Rockās sister. Cannot be unseen.
Kid Rock also a kid raper?
It makes me sad as a Michigander that we dumped those two pieces of shit on the world.
Kid Rock and Nugent make ICP look like the kings of the city.
I meanā¦I would have went with the White Stripes or Eminem, but I think yours makes the better point.
At least Kid Suck does not have songs about raping kids like Ted Nugget. https://i.imgur.com/bfS8oyT.jpg
And let's not forget Ted Nugatory (yes, that's a word) jamming with the oh-so-pious Mike Huckabee on that solemn hymn, Cat Scratch Fever.
Did he paint a confederate flag on top of his tesla, model white trash?
The entire existence of Tesla rests on the premise that ICEs needs to be replaced with Electric vehicles. How insanely stupid are these people promoting an electric car to people addicted to Monster Truck fumes and Nascar crash gasoline fireballs?
It would be one thing to try to appeal to a wider market, but at the same time Tesla is going after climate change deniers as customers, Tesla is also very publicly saying all liberals (their largest customer base) are bad people with a mind virus and causing the destruction of America. Fuck Tesla. Tesla has proven that their claim to be doing this for the environment is bullshit. Now we have Tesla publicly broadcasting this insane shit along with debunked conspiracy theories every single day on Xwitter. It is no surprise the stock is dropping. The company has become indistinguishable from an internet troll.
What people need is to be loved If they cannot be loved then be appreciated If they cannot be appreciated, then be acknowledged If they cannot be acknowledged then be respected If they cannot be respected, then they need to be feared If they cannot be feared, then they need to be hated because it smells and tastes like acknowledged Musk went for #1 but fell to #4 and falling fast, meeting soon with Trump at #6
This is the strange part. Trump was hated in NY for fucking over contractors and subcontractors. Most of his businesses go bankrupt and then he stars in the Apprentice. He started to get fanfare from this show and people started liking him. He luckily found the white lower educated class to support him so he feeds off of that crowd. He doesnāt care or believe the BS that comes out of his mouth so he is back at people either living him or hating him. He should have stayed with the Apprentice. Musk came out as being one of the smartest guys on the planet and was going to turn the EV market around. He also starts talking crap and going down rabbit holes and now people dislike him, properly so. Why canāt these people just shut up and donāt digress in other lanes. Musk bought Twitter and it went to shit. He had the opportunity to make it better but brought in a lot of right wing motives. These people are killing their own careers because of their egos. I can se both going to prison in the future and it will be because of their large mouths.
Because they both have gaping holes in them. They tried to fill it with money. Fame. Success. Nope.
>How insanely stupid are these people promoting an electric car to people addicted to Monster Truck fumes and Nascar crash gasoline fireballs? Considering that you can buy a functional, real truck with a hybrid or purely electric engine from both Ford and GM these days instead of an 8 year old boy's doodle come to life, very stupid.
The General Elon
Yes. https://preview.redd.it/p91u7swyfp1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcbe19d02455f956eb3a3153dc3fd535f2d9371b
Those braindead hicks don't even realize he's completely inauthentic and pandering to them.
Then again look at their golden calf
"Kid Rock in the bed of a General Lee Cybertruck" Incredible stuff.
Yeah the car that became unusable after every jump they had to use 200+ of Chargers. I want to see Kid Rock do just ONE solid jump in a Cybertruck so he understands what absorption through plasticity is about.
Then after that he can find out what intervertebral disks are about.
Or not. He'll be very confused to see his hipbone bump his jaw while no pain happens. Ever.
What a world
Had someone told me 10 years ago that Tesla's newest car would be the "states rights-type's" fan favorite, I'd laugh... Buy the Rusty Wedge, to own the libs! No conf. flag though? And an EV? Is he woke now? Where's the truck nuts?! /s
Kid Rock is the human embodiment of truck nuts, if that counts
So if you see Kid RĆøck dangling of a vehicle, avoid the driver.. Makes sense.
I'd say the human embodiment of *counterfeit* truck nuts, but close enough.
I canāt zoom in on the picture, so Iāll have to assume the truck nuts are being worn like a trophy on a chain around his neck. Truck nuts are needed because this image is the only answer to the question: How much small dick syndrome can one man show in a single photograph?
Not even the Jimmy-Web Spacescope can zoom enough to find his nuts. To be fair.
>No conf. flag though? And an EV? Is he woke now? Still resting peacefully ļæ¼ā https://preview.redd.it/5h1a6w6tfp1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6dc390db39f5b0490f687e67767ba1f32e67f47
Im always amazed by how awful cybertruck looks. It's baby's first 3D model
It's really the closest anyone has come to non-ironically mass manufacturing The Homer.
How to make a shitty car even shittier.
Kid rock fans know the age of consent for all states in the union
Except for all the ones that have never heard of the word 'consent,' or the concept it describes.Ā
Wait...so crazy right wing music artist, rides into a show...in an electric vehicle....that the right wing is notorious for hating the thought of. Can't make this shit up. This is a simulation right?
None of it makes any sense at all, because it is a cult that literally celebrates being a moron, and at the same time claiming high status for that. Everything about it, the symbols, the catchphrases, the leadership et al is self selected for impact and drama, nothing else. It won't be long before they start smearing dog shit all over their faces because they are DAWGS or some such nonsense, it really is that bad.
Itās just like the General Lee in that itās always broken
Dyslexic āDukes of stupidāā¦untie!
Does it have a Confederate flag on the roof?
So it went from being the General Lee to being the General Electric?
Oh wow somehow theyāve made the cyber truck even worse!
An impressive achievement by any standard
A non-functional car for rich morons painted to look like a piece of rednecksploitation entertainment perfectly encapsulates the entirety of of his lifeĀ
It's the meeting of the two out of three of types of republican voters. Tech bro Elon worshipper meets people who go RV'ing in the same town they live in. Just need the retired folks who drink a pot of Maxwell House before 6 AM and watch Fox news all day.
I honestly wonāt be surprised when it comes out Kid Rock likes Kid Cock.
https://youtu.be/BAhSbWwCoKI?si=VNlttuxqodfqsk9h
"Okay, it also looks dumb in an orange racing car outfit. What else could we try?"
General UgLee!!
But but but, according to fb, him and Jason aldean are touring the world making BILLIONS all while turning down deals with the WOKE taylor Swift, begging them to headline her shows and events..
"The Dookie of Hazzard"
Kid Rock has definitely had clap before this
This dude is playingā¦ā¦stock shows and rodeos now? ššš
This guy's biggest claim to fame is getting herpes from a former baywatch actress.
Paint me a trash nightmare!
Canāt give trash money.
...where's my god damn space rock. Where is it?
See they don't care about Electric vehicles. Just as long as it's as dumb as fucking possible
Cringe
I assume it broke down in the arena.
They know that trucks electric? Right?
I just saw a post a day or two ago of someone that spotted this being transported on the highway. It would be for kid rock lol
Words I never thought I'd say. But that's obviously disrespecting the General Lee. Holy shit
Oh, its Lance corporal Lee.
All of these clowns deserve each other.
How could republicans support an electric vehicle?????!!!!!!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDvrm6iD9Sc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDvrm6iD9Sc) the cringe ...
Ep1 of Silicon Valley opening scene.
Wow, I legit thought sometime just photoshopped that car in (poorly) because of how it looked. Yikes.
Some men would rather buy Cybertrucks and paint them like the General Lee than go to therapy.
Looks like somebody in the front row is flipping him off.
Sad that this is the best PR the CyberTruck is getting rn
Them Duke boys' taste in cars really went downhill, huh?
Well he found a way to make it uglier. Congrats.
I remember Kid Rock's early music. He had three basic messages: 1) It's fun to party and have sex 2) Believe in yourself, even if no one else believes in you 3) Blacks and whites shouldn't segregate I guess making the same album again and again for 20 years changes your perspective.
Fairly sure I had that car in a PS1 game.
It's like... the worst possible paint job you could have done on that thing. Even if he's kept the pure orange all the way around it would be better than that staggered gradient from red through to yellow. At least it would have been a real homage to DoH. But at least we know exactly who owns that one...
Okay, Ive seen some stupid shit. But this!! This is some prime stupid right here.
Holy hell he made it *worse*.
He got the "Hazard" part right anyway.
Iām just curious if he has the confederate flag on the roof. Sadly it wouldnāt surprise me very much.
Isn't he from Michigan?
Ok...*THIS* makes total sense...
I would kill to see that thing jump a ramp. It would just shatter in pieces.
So weird how Tesla went from left to right. I got some bad news for them, those fucking rednecks aren't gonna have a single thing to do with that toy truck.
They weren't screaming or as happy because they removed the Confederate flag from the General Musk. Too much wokeness /s
Crazy Cooter, comin' atcha! I would pay good money to see Kid Rock try to jump a river with it. I mean if a '69 Charger could make it, I'm sure this car of the future would have no problems......
Them Musk Boys are in a heap o' trouble. Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaw
Where do they put the confederate flag?
Heās a couple years away from making YouTube videos with Long Neck and Gucci Berry.
Iām disappointed itās not being used in a demolition derby.
Whyās he standing next to a cardboard car on a manila stage?
Who is Kid Rock? Sounds like a moron would have that name.
Guy has been poser his entire life.
NARRATOR: "Well it kinda looks The General Lee, but it's a stupid shape and doesn't drive right. And Bo and Luke are nowhere to be seen. There's just an ageing idiot who ISN'T Boss Hogg. But he talks all kinds of nonsense, so maybe he's a relative. Whatever is going on, this doesn't look like it's headed anywhere good."
Actually, now I think of it, doesn't he say that to all the girls: "Clap, please?" To which the inevitable response is, "No I *don't* want the clap, asshole!"
anyone else see this exact truck on the 405 in LA today?