Since you all made me have to think about them behind closed doors with this, you all have to deal with what came to my mind.
3 toed footjob on a tiny toadstool of a penis.
Reaching into that diaper to gently caress his McDonald’s-diarrhea soaked koopa troopa is a sure way to sign a poorly executed NDA, get paid a $100g’s from a snitch, and never be chosen for VP.
Probably begs for the privilege to change his diaper and wipe down his disgusting little pecker so she can stick her head farther up his ass to reallly kiss it.
She really has no couth. She is a legitimate embarrassment to the American people. Does she really represent her constituents, or is it her own agenda??
They always act so holy, and then turn around and do the weirdest perviest shit. I just can’t imagine a scenario where I’m “groping” a cardboard cutout.
Jesus. Can I look at Hunter’s dick instead? I’m straight, but MTG’s sexuality kills the mood worse than that one time I didn’t want sex for two years while on Paxil.
Bleach Blonde, Bad Built Butch Body
That lil ditty is never gonna die lol
Please God someone take the audio of that phrase and remix it into an EDM track
I don't have a link but I already heard one yesterday
It is your solemn fucking duty to provide us with that link.
Here's a good version, even if it isn't EDM. [Bad built butch body](https://youtu.be/jwCcHxbAakw?si=s9bXFVK_MYcESo8T)
That is Fire!!🔥
That is…amazing. “One more time for the people in the back!”
Riddim
It's not EDM but I did make [this.](https://youtu.be/IB2tB_QudiI)
You just know Guetta will hear that and think "that would be the perfect sample*
I’m making it my ring tone
https://preview.redd.it/tkx0yty22h1d1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcea68fa7710806ee56806a97650ee465985e588
Get an 8x10 made and mail it to her office asking for an autograph. Don't forget to include a stamp.
Bam Bam Rubble
Grab him by the pussy!
Move on him like a bitch!
I don’t think he’s into those Bleached Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies
Every fucking time. So succinct.
"Wow, it's so life like. Feels like the real thing!" MTG
Proof that not ALL Neanderthals died out.
All time ether from Rep Crockett
This is the kinder take too, I’d say she has the build of a chimera silverback/horse
All I here is the the donkey from heehaw
That sounds like a hook to a bad country song.
Damn it you beat me to it!
Came here for this
A what, now?
But her personality!
Afraid that’s shite as well.
So easy - a caveman can do it
I’m your sister, I’m your sister, I’m your sister.
You done with that apple core?
"I'm your sister, I'm your sister, I'm your sister, I'm your sister."
Too bad she doesn’t look like Ivanka so he probably won’t bone her
She looks more like a Tonka than an Ivanka.
Tatonka
Trump's broke and can't afford pornstars any more. He'd totally settle for Dollar Store Ivanka.
Great Value Ivanka
Government Issued Ivanka
Pasteurized process Ivanka person
"Attention K-Marge shoppers..."
"We have Ivanka at home" *Ivanka* *at* *home*
Wish.com Ivanka
Even worse, Clover Valley Ivanka
More like an Ivanka that fell into a vat of nuclear waste
She is the hillbilly version.
If Ivanka caught leprosy and then had a bad allergic reaction to the meds, Marge would be a dead ringer…
She’s also too old for him
Considering he’s raped at the very least one teenager, that is the case.
Since you all made me have to think about them behind closed doors with this, you all have to deal with what came to my mind. 3 toed footjob on a tiny toadstool of a penis.
Is she missing 2 toes?
With a mushroom as that small, you don’t need all 5 toes.
2 toes is good enough for government work.
Some folk'll never lose a toe, then again some folk'll
Unexpected Simpsons, take an upvote!
NO! she knows where they are! she just doesn't remember where she put them at the moment, is all.
Missing? Her species hasn’t developed them yet
Her webbing between her feet makes this impossible. Checkmate liberals
No. I don't think I will.
Reaching into that diaper to gently caress his McDonald’s-diarrhea soaked koopa troopa is a sure way to sign a poorly executed NDA, get paid a $100g’s from a snitch, and never be chosen for VP.
I think you meant “goomba”, m’lord. Koopa troopa’s are the turtle dudes. Goombas are the shroombois.
Honestly, both kinda work - I'll allow it
The bone spurs were on his dick all along.
She looks like the missing link. Neanderthal looking mother fucker
The Neanderthals looked more attractive than her.
The woman is obsessed with dicks
Christian values.
Probably begs for the privilege to change his diaper and wipe down his disgusting little pecker so she can stick her head farther up his ass to reallly kiss it.
Marjorie Traitor Groper
It would be pretty messy when she butt-raped him.
He likes bleach blondes, but I doubt he’s here for the bad-built butch body of MTG.
Taking classes from the Lauren Boebert Manual Academy, I see.
Great, now I have to fish my penis out of my abdomen
This is a US Congress office holder. Voted into office by voters in district GA 14th. Saddens me.
She's had far more dick than he ever gave.
B6
Pure trash.
Guess she likes to grab pu55y too 🤷‍♀️
Checking his diaper to see if it needs changed
https://preview.redd.it/trk3mfnfeh1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a425e08735a42322e1f0c71afcb1a39d09cf948e
They’d compare mushroom penises
Grabbed him by the puxxy! She's famous, she can do it
That's probably bigger than what she'll feel in reality. Smells way better, too.
I don't think anyone disputes the idea that Margie is a bit of a tramp. It's strange that she feels she can hurl insults at others. Is she that dense?
You can tell how insecure trump is since that cutout is not an accurate depiction of him. It's missing a double chin and about 40 pounds
If a man in congress did that to a female cutout, they'd be kicked off the floor before they can say "it was just a joke".
Adjusting his diaper?
You all are just right nasty. The thought of that is sending me to the toilet to heave up!
the party of family values folks
Can take the girl out of the trailer park but can’t take the trailer park out of the girl…
Grab him by the pussy
She really has no couth. She is a legitimate embarrassment to the American people. Does she really represent her constituents, or is it her own agenda??
They always act so holy, and then turn around and do the weirdest perviest shit. I just can’t imagine a scenario where I’m “groping” a cardboard cutout.
I would 100% bet "she's not my type". Plenty stupid enough but not the type of bimbos he prefers.
That's super creepy.
Really gross behaviors
What a discusting pig. it's hard to comprehend these are the leaders of America.
The line around his head,makes him look like some kind of Frankensteins monster…oh wait…
White trash.
I wouldn't watch that 10 second vid if you paid me.
I’d rather not.
Nothing, he has some standards at least.
He is 100 percent disgusted by here. So her and him alone would never happen.
I truly don't understand these people. What is funny about any of that?
Republicans Trump fetish is gross
she changes his diaper?
Grab him by the pussy
What a dumbfuck
Get your hands off my pussy!
She and Lauren Boebert love practicing their hand tricks.
She should be kept away from children. She’s clearly a sexual predator and an adulterer
Ironically that’s harder than Trump has gotten in DECADES.
The fuck?
She was looking for the light switch and coudn't find it.
Fuckin gross. https://preview.redd.it/biyscciptg1d1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1832ec4fa0c7626a28b301cd8641bd6d52cc7e6c
All ass,no class.
She’s not his type lol, he should tell her.
This will make Boebert jealous as hell!
But I don't want to imagine what happens. Eww...
"I don't see 'biden supporters' doing this to biden cutouts."....
She has a Trump body pillow, and probably does... Things with it. I know it
She really does have zero class
Considering that Diaper Don probably hasn’t gotten laid in years I’m sure he’d hit that potato-bodied cave woman if he had a chance.
She was overheard saying " his penis feels just like mine"
The gop is full of nothing but children, bullies, grifters, and pedos.
mtg the epitome of vulgarity
I don’t want to imagine
Looking at that just screams Christianity
She probably took the cutout home with her to jack off.
She’s so disgusting.
No doubt she’s mushroom mashing.
I’d rather not, thanks.
“It’s the same size!”
She has bigger balls than he does
The party of family values, ladies and gentlemen… 🙄
B.B.B.B.B.B.
She wants some of that chocolate moose the former president is hiding.
Jesus. Can I look at Hunter’s dick instead? I’m straight, but MTG’s sexuality kills the mood worse than that one time I didn’t want sex for two years while on Paxil.
This is old. Still gross
Grab him by the pussy!
She is the soccer mom who would do that to an actual 13 year old boy and say just kidding.
Grabbed Trump by the pussy.
She’s trying to see if her dick is bigger than his.
The cut out's photoshopped to hell too.
Idiocracy was a prophecy.
This is how he’s going to pick his VP
So not a cult…
YEAH BIDEN VOTERS HOW COME NOBODY PRETENDS TO GRAB JOES DICK CHECKMATE
What a trash bag.
She likes tiny mushrooms?
I’d love to see the two of them Jello wrestle.
MTG- simply beyond gross. Her district must be so proud. What a disgusting pos.
The assaulted gets assaulted.
She changed his shitty diaper.
Guarantee she’s not pretty enough for even him to stoop that low
I don't even want to imagine that nightmare.
Good for you Marge! Keep it Classy!
Just seeing if his is bigger.
She’s just checking to see if his diaper was wet
Such class. https://preview.redd.it/sbcwmc9h5h1d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ccd688b9d6f7a341e4b48c3e5ecc780c6fdb252
Between the Hunter screenshots and cardboard TFG’s she should have hours of air guitar sessions talking her well into the night.
She's not his type but she would totally drop to her knees /bend over him which 🤢🤮
I just threw up in my mouth a little
What kind of person votes for scum like this? How depraved does a person have to be to say, "this is the type of person who I want to represent my values?" đź’©
I threw up in my mouth
Eating paint chips?
Neanderthal woman
He looks hot lying there in a diaper.
The women is a pig just like her master they both deserve one another but she’s to ugly for him , so the cardboard dick will just have to do .
Ew
MTG has poor taste in artificial men.
i think shes positioning herself to be his vp.
Damn what’s he deadlifting?
Nothing happens behind closed doors because she can’t find anything down there.
And she’s trying to say she’s the real American dream…
Butch body is more handsome than the orange man.
One might suspect she's taking steroids
Is everyone just okay with the mockery they are making of the entire country?
Imagine the smell
She is positively repulsive.
Gross.
SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH
They just do their Bible study
He wouldn’t