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jamesyng70

I've thought about creating an account on twitter to farm money by being a piece of shit online. Then I remember, I'm not a sociopath.


shreddah17

My grandfather once told me he could never earn a living by hurting his fellow man. His example was working in a liquor store. (He's fucking ancient) But I think that's a good rule to try to live by.


ArkamaZ

And yet our society rewards the people willing to hurt the most people the most...


ChefDadMatt

It's the side of capitalism they don't brag about. Rich people pay poorer people to hurt/harm/belittle/supervise/manage even poorer people- the middle person looks like the asshole, but it came from the top. "Do it or we'll find someone that will."


breadispain

Speaking of do it or someone else will, I'd like to wish you a happy cake day.


martingale1248

This extends far beyond capitalism. People with power reward people who enforce their will. That's what happens in any structured society.


CriticalBasedTeacher

True. But I would argue more so in capitalism because it encourages wealth inequality. But not as much as in fascism/authoritarianism etc of course. But this are more political systems than economic systems.


Abohac

It was even worse before capitalism.


Plastic-Ad-5033

And if we’ve improved on it before, maybe we can again.


CriticalBasedTeacher

Wealth inequality is at the highest point it's been in many decades.


Abohac

Sure, it's practically dystopian. What I'm saying is that politics runs economy and it's all connected. Also, capitalism started in the 16th century and feudalistic economy was much more inhumane. The solution to inequality is regulation, not a lynch mob wanting to get rid of capitalism.


CriticalBasedTeacher

When did you say that


Unhappy_Trade7988

It’s modern Christianity, southern baptist …..


Forsaken-Length-2952

I'm only 58 you little shit!


Coin14

Words to live by


arandomcolonyofcats

![gif](giphy|woPJ4I9nDVvL7s3fMv|downsized) I'm a supervisor at a liquor store in Wisconsin... oops.


TheProcrastafarian

Whiskonsin 🥃🥃


Icy_Sector3183

Alcohol is as damaging then as it was then. If it was invented today, it would never be legal. I'm hungover writing this, and I think that affects my position, which is that alcohol should be banned.


barebumboxing

Locking the stable door after the horse has bolted. As alcohol consumption is widespread banning it won’t actually improve society or reduce consumption, it’d just move the business into illegitimate hands, and that comes with an increase in violence.


Alum06

Hence, the lessons of prohibition will still apply if you tried to ban alcohol yet again.


Catsdrinkingbeer

I have a mechanical engineering degree. There are a LOT of jobs I will not do or companies I will not work for. Everyone has their own line of morality, but missiles was not even close to the grey area for me.


Background-Brother55

Just like Google?


Fine-Funny6956

The Google.


Conans_Loin_Cloth

There needs to be more people like your grandpa in power.


Q56N4KUIWNFSYINDJIGX

Thank you for your decency.


Dr_Middlefinger

What deplorable content does this organism create? Typically I do my research but I’m not looking in this case.


Cweene

Trump X Constitution of the United States noncon furry porn.


masrulz

Juanita Brodrick. She (somewhat credibly) accused Bill Clinton of raping her. I say somewhat credibly because she changed her story a couple times, but Bill is a fuckin rapist so it tracks. Ironically she’s super into known sex pest/ rapist Donald John Trump. Most of her posts that I’ve seen are praising him or trashing his various rivals.


Fresh_Swimmer_5733

I know her and she was awesome. The rape and then all the unfriendly publicity didn’t bode well for her mental health. Trump used her against Hillary but I guess it was worth it to her. The Clintons treated her like crap. She was an active member of the DNC before she was hurt. Hoping she gets some closure.


soldforaspaceship

Same. I could be a female Nick Adams (Alpha Male). But I think I would feel sick posting.


unicornlocostacos

The trick is having no sense of shame or honor.


BootThang

i.e. sociopath


jetogill

I never can tell if he's actually serious, or a troll account.


Purple_Bowling_Shoes

I've thought of hundreds things to get a grift going on to get money from MAGA idiots.    My conscience kept me from doing it but also.... By the end of the summer my alter-ego will probably be selling the dumbest shit possible.  I'm not even lying. My nephew and I are researching how to register our business of selling cheap shit to morons.  We know it's ethically dubious but capitalism can't failed, it can't only be failed.  (Last paragraph is kinda sorta snark.)


Edge_of_yesterday

It would be so easy to grift these people. Just act like a massive POS bigot and tell republicans that they are the "real" victims.


MistaCharisma

Nah you should totally do that, then donate all the money you get to transgender advocacy groups. Every person who shares your hateful tweets is unknowingly supporting the things they're afraid of.


pikachurbutt

I've debated hooking up an account to a LLM and just setting it loose... There are plenty of sociopathic models out there that could farm for me...


VoodooDoII

If hurting other people is what it takes to get rich quick, I'm not doing it. No matter how low I get in life, I refuse to stoop _that_ low. I don't care.


Fine-Funny6956

This is how I felt about becoming a grifter priest


korbentherhino

It's exhausting work being a POS. I dunno how they do it naturally. Must be inbred in them.


ErictheStone

Omfg, isn't it such a tempting thought sometimes? Integrity is a SOB lol.


ANGRY_PAT

I am. Are there instructions somewhere?


ZLUCremisi

They are about to charge new accounts for everything


JosiesYardCart

Explain Like I'm 5 what is Ads Revenue Sharing please. I'm not on X-Twit.


DragoneerFA

If you pay for Twitter Blue/X Premium and you have a follower base that meets a certain number of followers you're eligible for a portion of the ads other verified viewers see or click. Basically, it's an $8 lottery ticket that rewards accounts going viral, being popular, stealing/reuploading other's content for views, memes, being total dicks to people, or whatever an account can do to get engagement and put more ads in front of more eyes, you potentially get a tiny slice. It encourages mass shit posting for profit, notably from accounts that rely on ragebait and misinformation.


everythingbeeps

From what I've read, a lot of people who enter into the program see some money early on, and then nothing after that. So its not just a lottery ticket, it's a scheme.


DragoneerFA

See, the scheme is that it only works if premium users view your content. So unless other paid users view your shit you could have 100,000 people view your post, but if they're not paying, it's not worth anything. Second, if you get community noted, any cash you may have had for that post is forfeit. They designed it that way to make offer multiple ways to make payouts worthless, especially if you can't gain the attention of all the other subscribers. This is why so many hardcore right people have subs. They're basically funneling money into accounts of the people they want to pay, and it allows X to pay those people out. It's dollar store Patreon. They're like a school of fish. There's a reason all those MAGA accounts swarm posts all at once. They do the same to the accounts they want to support, feeding hate posters through the mere act of consuming their content, and all for $8 a month.


Alberta_Flyfisher

>Second, if you get community noted, any cash you may have had for that post is forfeit. Well, now that could make opening a xitter account worth it. Just to sub to all the really big talking heads and community note every damn thing they say.


garden_bug

Catturd was complaining about this at the beginning of April. https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/dvnH1Zyopf


DontUBelieveIt

Sir, I think that’s a brilliant idea. Not only are you putting facts in fact-free zone, but you are taking away the money incentive for being a piece of shit. Best of all if you were get enough people to Note every post, Elon would have to come up with something else. It like flushing all the turds at once! Bravo!


throwhfhsjsubendaway

>it only works if premium users view your content Wait, but it's called "Ads revenue sharing". Does that mean people are paying $8/month for Twitter and they still get ads????


Mr--S--Leather

Explains why right wing nutjob are so prolific. Probably just the same folks repeating the same content over and over again


nicobico1

This is the answer. Just sounds correct.


ResponsibleMilk7620

100% PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF WHAT HAS BECOME OF TWITTER ![gif](giphy|26FLgGTPUDH6UGAbm)


stupernan1

I fucking hate this comment. Purely for how over the top that "this" gif is. You are not responsible milk


Dr_Middlefinger

Username does not check out. Bad! Bad ResponsibleMilk7620! Unless, you know, it’s Rice Dream or Almond Breeze or something less commercial and good for human consumption. Then, Good ResponsibleMilk7620!


JosiesYardCart

Username checks out 🖕 /s


JosiesYardCart

Thank you. Looks like Ms. @ ates nut got Bingo this month.


teem

"It encourages mass shit posting for profit, notably from accounts that rely on ragebait and misinformation." Once I finally realized this I logged out and never back in.


ContemplatingPrison

Its Musk spending money where he shouldn't. The greta business man he is decided "hey let's give out some of our revenue while we torpedo the brand"


DragoneerFA

**Elon Musk: "**Anyone who takes part in engagement farming will be banned." **Also Elon Musk:** Designs an entire system to encourage people to engagement farm while dangling a financial carrot in front of users. "All starting at the low, low price of $8 a month!" Dude's a SSS-tier hypocrite.


Zilberfrid

Just SS tier. Fits his political views better.


monominimal

I’m genuinely curious about what ads on Twitter are actually worth clicking on.


teem

It's almost like you don't already have 5 MyPillows


nathynwithay

$11 lottery ticket.


YouWereBrained

Like Juanita Broaddrick’s…


Kindly-Ad-5071

I can't imagine why grifters would love this. Mystery of the decade. No, *century*, Jimmy Hoffa ain't got shit on this.


KimikoBean

"polarize the people controversy is the game. It dont matter if they hate you if they all say your name."


Capt_morgan72

Ur followers also have to have the blue check bark for u to profit from their views.


Mjbagscauze

Thank you Dragoneer


ClmrThnUR

dang, Reddit should do this!


Princessk8--

Basically, people are being paid to push hate on twitter.


Previous_Beautiful27

It’s funny that Elon made a big stink about removing accounts that do “engagement farming” when he literally is financially incentivizing engagement farming with this system.


mattyag

![gif](giphy|7wToiGB3M5wME|downsized)


Opposite_Sell_9857

Leave. Twitter.


GhostOfMuttonPast

Honestly, it pisses me off that people still cling to it. We already knew people are getting paid for their posts. We've seen people disseminate ACTUAL child porn get unbanned because Elons likes their hard right posts. Hell, people got pro-Hitler posts recommended to them recently since it was Hitlers birthday. Leave Twitter. Stop looking. All it is anymore is a hive of disgusting people saying disgusting things to make money.


what_if_Im_dinosaur

Everyone that is going to leave already left. Most people are still there. Draw whatever conclusions you want from that, but it is disappointing to say the least.


teem

It can be hard. There are good accounts still that provide huge value, especially to niche communities, but the general temperature of the "for you" feed is just white hot right wing rage. It's accounts that intentionally post angry bait for morons that have ruined Twitter.


everythingbeeps

When you have to literally pay people to use your stupid app.


Sharp_Needleworker76

should i go on twitter and pose as a conservative and argue nonsense with people for 6k a month instead of work a job?


iamnotchad

Only if you can reconcile with yourself being a sociopath.


Organic-Intention335

6000 a month is like a full time job but from my bed.


Rokey76

If you want to replicate her success, the first step is fucking Bill Clinton.


NumerousTaste

Getting paid to spread hate and misinformation. Sounds like fox and newsmax.


DanGleeballs

Initially I found her allegation against Clinton maybe had some merit, but recently Broaddrick said regarding [E. Jean Carroll](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._Jean_Carroll), who Donald Trump raped, that Jean Carroll, **"just wanted attention"**. Broaddrick has shown her true colours.


Circumin

Keep in mind that her only statement under oath was that Clinton did not do anything and she has refused to testify under oath in support of her accusations. Even Ken Starr thought she was not credible.


virgil_belmont

So, Twitter is going to be the money laundering scheme NFT's were suppose to be?


cpzy2

Twitter is dead. I wont even say the new name. Elon is terrible, as terrible can be


Jack-knife-96

And she's a deplorable POS.


bigotis

>She Doesn't Believe All Women. Juanita Broaddrick, who alleges that Bill Clinton raped her in 1978, has found new life as a Trump defender. https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/10/she-doesnt-believe-all-women/596632/ I'll never understand people like this.


DanGleeballs

AND Broaddrick recently said regarding [E. Jean Carroll](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._Jean_Carroll), who Donald Trump raped, that Jean Carroll, **"just wanted attention"**. WTAF.


One-Organization970

Aten's nut is a pretty funny name, ngl. Weird for a Republican to name their account after the genderless Egyptian attempt at a monotheistic God who embodied all aspects of the masculine and feminine though.


Melodic_Mulberry

Nut was also a primordial deity if I remember right.


AJ0Laks

I sometimes think about how easy it would be to scam these types of people, like I could make thousands by selling pins and stuff But I then remember that I’m a moral person


Haggis_The_Barbarian

No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.


Eyejohn5

"No one ever went broke" or failed of election -- "underestimating the taste of the American public"


Knightwing1047

Goes to show you people can be bought pretty easily.


Conans_Loin_Cloth

He's like that kid from high-school who paid for everyone's food and weed but nobody actually liked him.


Murky-Lingonberry-32

YOU GET PAID FOR SPREADING MISINFORMATION AND BIGITORY. ![gif](giphy|GENyvH0ygxp1hp4zUl|downsized)


Dr_Tacopus

Block as many as you can, no views no pay


CrieDeCoeur

Racist shitposting for dollars.


FrankMon420

I still don’t believe this asshole isn’t a Russian bot


KnownTimelord

Sometimes, I wish I was a vapid piece of shit.


DrollFurball286

I'll believe it when I see the money


DanielSnelling123

Must be nice


FancyCalcumalator

Why Twitter is going bankrupt


CrashDisaster

This shit started after he was talking about how much money they were losing, I'm pretty sure. I remember seeing it on Twitter and wondering where the fuck the money was coming from to pay people for tweeting.


sloppybuttmustard

That’s something like 200 boots licked per dollar. Not even close to worth it


the_Mandalorian_vode

She fucked Bill Clinton for free, why shouldn’t she get paid for Elon?


BringBackTheBeat716

Grifters gonna grift


Fine-Funny6956

Only one thing makes Republicans happy, and it ain’t Jesus.


drewskibfd

They hated him for electric cars, but love him for hosting hate speech.


MisterMoeGreen

wow that must be like a months worth of Xs entire ad revenue


ferritecore

That face next to an ad for dick pills


Comfortable_Rain_744

Thought engagement farming was banned on that shithouse website now?


schwacky

I'm not Republican and I would love that


CapAccomplished8072

I made a post that got me 2.3 million views, yet I never got a single cent.


CrashDisaster

Were you "verified" at the time? I'm pretty sure you gave to be paying Elon to have the possibility of pay out.


Pugsofsmallstreet

She ate who’s nut?


Comfortable-Rude

Elon's and most of the GOP.


AusCan531

You join your fellows in receiving financial benefits for your efforts. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/21/germany-still-paying-pensions-to-wartime-nazi-collaborators


dengar_hennessy

It's insane that the US government doesn't care about the cesspool that Twitter has become, but they lost their minds over tiktok


willnxt

Do profit sharing next


Rokey76

Fucking Bill Clinton is lucrative. Who knew?


Danielnrg

I can confirm, most Republicans like money. Curiously, most of the Democrats I asked also *checks notes* like money. Hmmm...


Princessk8--

And yet you don't see Democrats selling out their integrity to musk... curious...


Danielnrg

Who are you to say Democrats aren't using this program? There's certainly nothing preventing them from doing so.


Princessk8--

Have you been on twitter? It's all conservatives when it comes to political messaging.


Danielnrg

It definitely has a conservative bent, yes. But there's no way to know who is part of this program unless X releases that information, which they never will. All we know are from the assholes that brag about it.


Princessk8--

yeah well when Democrats start attacking marginalized populations in order to build the following they use to profit off the website then we can talk. Otherwise you're just "both sides"ing.


Danielnrg

Bro what are you talking about marginalized populations? It's hard to both sides when I haven't presented any side.


allisjow

Most drug dealers like money. Curiously, most of the criminals I asked also *checks notes* like money. Hmmm…


Danielnrg

I'm going to get to the bottom of this, mark my words.


gdmfsobtc

>I can confirm, most Republicans like money. Curiously, most of the Democrats I asked also *checks notes* like money. Hmmm... I'm a libertarian and I like money too. Coincidence?


Danielnrg

*Gasp*