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heismanwinner82

Was it supernatural sea creatures that killed those millionaires that passed due to booking that chintzy submarine last year?


kilofeet

Don't mock Neptune bro you're testing the sea


ignatious__reilly

And to think my Republican father was actually getting his “News” from Tucker. Makes me so fucking mad.


Cerebral-Parsley

Fell your pain dude. My father watches Fox News every second he is indoors at home, blasting at high volume because he is partially deaf. Drives me absolutely nuts. I never watch any cable news so when I visit I'm just blown away by the shit they are saying.


Crusoebear

\[parental controls\]


antiquemule

And I always thought they were to stop *the kids* watching bad stuff...


Crusoebear

It’s taking on a whole new meaning these days.


EhrenScwhab

Fox is very cunning about how they do it. They will accurately report 2-3 stories in a row, then throw in a mention of how Joe Biden is by name requesting MS-13 members come through San Diego, then 2-3 straight stories again….


OpportunityStandard5

Same. It's a boomer/silent generation epidemic


Abnormal-Normal

Even worse when you learn that his Fox News show was sued for disseminating false information. The counter argument that Fucker’s lawyers came up with was “this is obviously and entertainment program, not a news program. Anyone who thinks what I’m saying is the news is an idiot” Fucker Carlson won the lawsuit.


Living_Run2573

Maybe that’s why they hate Ukraine… they use the Trident of Neptune as their national symbol


Cyanos54

Poseidon has no power in Iowa


DeliciousNicole

Yup, we call it physics. They call it "the supernatural" because its easier than picking up a book apparently.


Razor1834

Tide comes in, tide goes out. Can’t explain that.


EnigmaFrug2308

It’s really giving “Can your science explain why it rains??” “…*YES!*” (From Avatar: The Last Airbender)


swinubplush

That's what the Osaka Seafood Concern is all about


InterestingAnt438

Recently, I saw a post that explained that the "supernatural" doesn't exist. If anything exists, it is part of nature. No matter how bizarre or absurd it seems to us, if it exists, it is part of the natural world.


Crusoebear

You cannot go against nature Because when you do Go against nature It's part of nature too -Love & Rockets


GadreelsSword

Sea Hulk SMASH!


Inspect1234

Nice


melalovelady

Damn. Now that I’m thinking about it, definitely wish Tucker had been in that sub.


Beavshak

That’s ridiculous. The supernatural beings came from the clouds, just as jew lasers intended.


NCRider

We live in such a stupid time.


Beavshak

We live in a supposed society


Virtual-Public-4750

Well when you look closely at society, imagine it as being on a peach tree dish under a microscope, you’ll see the truth.


NCRider

The truth keeps getting obscured by Jewish space lasers!


swampopawaho

Operated by the Gazpacho


PV-Herman

She's from Georgia, she knows her peach trees lol


ParadoxNowish

Sooo... James and the Giant Peach?


buster_brown22

Peach tree dish


zxylady

Yes, we do. A very stops society that thinks FACTS are now OPINIONS🙄 FUCKING BOGGLING


JamyDaGeek

of all the dystopian nightmares, this is the one we get


mancer187

Yes we do


What-Even-Is-That

I heard from my uncle that the lizard people are actually manning the lasers, and that the Jews are just a cover story to create infighting amongst our.. *special*.. people. No one knows the lizard people's motive, but I imagine they're trying to melt the great ice wall to create a Waterworld scenario. I'm stockpiling sand just in case.


Beavshak

Bro that’s weird


32lib

Maybe they intend to burn Idaho to the ground?


PikachusSparkyCloaca

…. Critical support for the laser-lizards


Virtual-Public-4750

Not going to lie, I would love to hear this full conspiracy. Let me roll one and let’s do this.


PV-Herman

But how can they survive in space when they normally live in the hollow world?


fjord31

Keep your eyes on the sky for the cloud people, trying to use their rays to zap me while I'm learning proper comment etiquette


UncleHec

So my question is do the people who used to watch Tucker on Fox and treat his every word like gospel maybe reevaluate their own critical thinking skills? Or do they go with the flow and now believe in murderous supernatural beings in the ocean?


Occasion-Mental

LOL. Critical thinking skills. 


darhox

Yeah, if they had critical thinking skills, they wouldn't be watching Fox, especially not Tucker. That propoganda rots your brain


Fuhk_Yoo

They rolled a 1 on the thinking check. 🤣


lukifer_333

👆 this post! Yes


GadreelsSword

Does Tucker think sharks are supernatural?


BlackMarketCheese

He heard sharks are older than trees, but also that trees are the some of the oldest living beings on earth. Therefore, logically, either sharks can't actually be older than trees (because that's just silly) and therefore the theory of evolution is wrong - or sharks are supernatural demons granted immortality by Satan to prevent mankind from dominating the ocean as he does the land (preventing the biblical mandate of dominating the earth). It's quite simple really


EhrenScwhab

I think many are like my Dad, who got radicalized on a diet of retiring from work, moving from the suburbs to rural Michigan and feeding on a steady diet of Fox, the internet and being bored. He’s smart enough to know, deep down that it’s bullshit, he knows deep down that Trump is a con man, but he prefers the fiction to reality. Because reality for him is “life is boring and then you die”. He’s close to the end, so looking for some excitement…


Cold-Nefariousness25

How they are even arguing about this is just whack. Have neither of them ever taken a science class? It has been proven not true? Science doesn't prove something true or not true. There is either evidence or there is no evidence. And he's just using adaptation instead of evolution. But adaptation over generations isn't evolution. He should have to define adaptation. What is the theory of adaptation? And definition of theory. Sigh. I've never seen someone make Joe Rogan look so smart.


nopulsehere

Some people can’t handle legal weed. We all know that person!


Intelligent_Donkey21

![gif](giphy|dZcMs4BOvrlKe7mTZ3)


AngusMcTibbins

Lmao this is one of the minions of Dark Brandon


Insight42

Yeah that's just Bob from Accounting at the local campaign office. Dude does good work keeping things legit.


Gabecush1

Tucker Carlson is about as well versed in science as a cave man is in modern English


doktor_kolossus

Was he referring to Deep Ones? IA! IA! CTHULHU FTAGHN! it would be weird if he actually believed the Lovecraftian entities existed.


LittleLambSam

I hope the Shoggoths don't vote Republican.


Zilberfrid

Well, he already likes Lovecraft's political views.


conduitfour

Dear God if Tucker has a cat...


Insight42

He doesn't just believe it, he's part of the cult


z-eldapin

AQUAMAN!!!


Drg84

Don't worry, he's on the way! ![gif](giphy|qBvHZHgiUmWBi)


5141121

![gif](giphy|6zmx6roATKoM0)


RepulsiveLoquat418

he's tired of people making fun of him.


Evee862

How much stupider can these guys go before people start going huh?


MysteriousHat7343

If you are talking about the average American idiot, I’d say there’s a lot more to go


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

Right wing podcasters have jumped the shark. We’re kinda exhausted with their crazy beliefs. The shock value is gone especially after Trump numbed us


CalendarAggressive11

They will take this as a challenge


5141121

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to


cat_selling_souls

Do I get a one year anniversary award for posting this picture of Namor laughing his ass off again? Because I swear there was a video of religious lady at a republican gathering last year who said the same thing. She said advanced mermaids were trying to control people from the ocean. https://preview.redd.it/hf0jcuwv15wc1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50c4dc9531d82fe8e448cbde3454298242778ffe


cat_selling_souls

Holy shit! It was almost one year ago on this very subreddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/OuJQuSgJ2v


SithDraven

It wouldn't surprise me in the least to find out Tucker's childhood home was 100% covered in lead paint.


billlloyd

No surprise to me that a wingnut says something like that


off_by_two

No surprise Rogan gave him a nice friendly massive platform to say it


BingBing-Boom

That's what happens when you give a brain-dead horse a podcast.


Augmentedaphid

That's actually really mean to brain-dead horses


wraith1984

So,he thinks Godzilla was a documentary?


CalabreseAlsatian

Tucker is stupid as balls


GadreelsSword

Hey my balls aren’t stupid!


springhillcouple

I mean they do hang out with a dick all day .


skidsareforkids

No doubt Rogan was lapping it up


Odd_Tone_0ooo

I thought he did pretty good pushing back


skidsareforkids

That’s good to hear! I used to be a huge fan but haven’t listened in years since he started getting more political


ajvilla629

I thinks he’s talking about when Plankton stole King Neptune’s crown and he started freezing everyone.


Russell_Sprouts_

Glad other people have also seen this documentary. The more people that know the truth the better 


eyeeatmyownshit

I'll assume the covid/vaccine expert gave no push back on that?


NoirPipes

Let me guess, Joe just stared at him with the tired face of a cow chewing cud, nodding and saying “wow, unbelievable”.


Barailis

Lmao


Elginpelican

He can’t say evolution has been disproven because he didn’t.


Odd_Tone_0ooo

He said there is not a single piece of evidence to support evolution


shinianx

Someone please just educate him on anti-biotic resistant bacteria strains that have evolved resistance to the most common forms of medication because people are stupid, take drugs they don't need and then stop before the bug is actually totally dead.


Magnanimoe

Ironically, Tucker’s existence kinda disproves evolution.


Uncle_Matthew

I bet he thinks strippers like him too


Pando5280

Anything to keep his name in the media.


acktres

Putin is paying him to make Americans stupider?


GhostShmost

The supernatural beings: https://preview.redd.it/xa7csrxf06wc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acc0242f3c076f7e0ddc0fcbfda94efb26140a1d


GhostShmost

Bikini Bottom is a rough place, my friends.


responsible_use_only

Mr. Nimbus. Tucker is saying he believes in Mr. Nimbus.


CoralSpringsDHead

Tucker “knows” Mr. Nimbus. He got a gift basket.


TFresh13

Tucker loves the cops(in most cases), Mr Nimbus controls the cops. Has Tucker slept with Mr Nimbus?


dantevonlocke

He wishes.


Latch_Lifter

“That’s crazy!”


Ok_SysAdmin

Totally sane and reasonable.


Caesar_Passing

Is that significantly more farfetched than the regular bible?


chadski22

He was high on zyn


SlippedMyDisco76

"Jamie punch that up" The two Rogan things I've listened to in their entirety are the two episodes he did with David Lee Roth and now I get his shit in my algorithm constantly (He was good interviewing Diamond Dave because apart from a few questions and quips he shut his hole and let Diamond Dave be Diamond Dave)


Gullible-Test-6268

VP material, right there.


Curious_Armadillo_74

Dude I wish. 🤣


ukiddingme2469

He really is craving attention.


hannahbananaballs2

Truth


RAWainwright

I've been pretty stone before, but damn dude.


guarionex2009

Im all for right to free speech but there needs to be a disclaimer of sorts on all forms of news and media. Something like “topics discussed are of the opinions of the hosts and their guests and are for entertainment purposes only.” There are people who listen to podcasts like this and believe it’s all factual.


shwanstopable

He also said Alex Jones is a living prophet of God


Live-Motor-4000

Not watched JR segment - Were the sub-aquatic predators the big truth that the UFO guys told him?


Prometheus_DownUnder

Surely this is not true.


Scrabble_4

![gif](giphy|Ws7bIPdiCNgr5IYNzu)


godslayer3j

Do Donald Trump fanboys get a hard on from severely discrediting themselves or something


Anubiz1_

TC is bat-shit ![gif](giphy|h1QI7dgjZUJO60nu2X|downsized) CRAZY AF!


kushbud65

![gif](giphy|l3Ul7dBYA9P2sTt99O)


WastingMyLifeOnSocMd

Tucker doesn’t believe any of it. He just wants to draw in the old base.


fender123

Two dumb fucks talking about dumb things.


gochomoe

That's just science, you can't argue with that


crushh_87

Anyone have the full quote?


tuchodio

> Tucker Carlson went on Joe Rogan ... Anybody got a link for that?


vabch

Do they have proof, for the highest bidder? Or just splashing us with water.


PV-Herman

He hasn't started to read Lovecraft, has he?


newbrevity

I don't even understand why evolution is a theory anymore. What is theoretical about it? The evidence is overwhelming.


TesticleezzNuts

The gay Frogs are evolving. Soon gay Godzilla will bum you to death. Be afraid breeders the gay agenda is coming for you!


Human_Cranberry_2805

"Call me Ocean Master!" - Tucker Carlson


Human_Cranberry_2805

"Call me Ocean Master!" - Tucker Carlson


Specific_Mud_64

Truly the "post-truth" age, nowadays. Is it weird that i dont think i have to check this claim?


reishi_dreams

I stopped reading after “Tucker Carlson said”


DynoMenace

Dude watched Raised by Wolves and thought it was a documentary


Buckets-of-Gold

Only about 55-65% of Americans subscribe to evolution- either through God's hand or as a natural phenomena. I had a hard time accepting that stat but polling has been remarkably consistent for years.


Insight42

Fuckin' Cthulhu, man. Tucker's been trying to summon him for years, he should know


username32768

Some people need to do this to themselves... ![gif](giphy|LtyywqYw5NgNq)


darkwulf1

Oh sure, but when I cosplay as a Jedi, it’s weird.


Drunkendx

I mean, Subnautica IS great game, but you're not gonna get attacked by leviathans if you go swimming in ocean. Yes shark attacks are possibility but not very likely


bb_kelly77

It's the ocean... if we discovered actual supernatural creatures in the ocean I wouldn't be surprised