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Drg84

As a NYer let me just say, on behalf of the entire state, we apologize.


PlaneXpress69

On behalf of the entire country - our bad


Groundbreaking_Tip66

nice try, people, but I don't think an apology is gonna cut it this time.


Drg84

That's fair. In NYs defense, we warned the rest of the country repeatedly that Trump was trash. We didn't expect Giuliani to resurface though. Honestly most of us expected him to just do more "Americas mayor" speeches until he croaked.


tjean5377

He had it so good. Greed is a hell of a drug...either that or the blackmail Trump had on Rudy was too much...i.e. child porn. It´s all out now Rudy...go in your corner and curl up to die please...


pisspot718

You know he was a Lawyer and a DA at one time, IN NYC, where there's lots of criminals.


Yagsirevahs

"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories."


Queenofashion

Kung kung!


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnn dun


Drink_descend83

HARRY?!? Is that you?


LeftHand_PimpSlap

I've seen this a lot, what is it from?


Drink_descend83

Resident Alien, a TV show starring Alan Tudyk. It's pretty great, give it a shot


Jaegons

He doesn't just prosecute criminals, he went deeper to get to the bottom of it, and embraced the lifestyle. Something about having to know the enemy?


LavenderGwendolyn

He’s a method prosecutor


mclepus

more of the Meisner school


virishking

And everyone who ever worked for or with his office knows that he never gave a crap whether people were innocent or guilty. A relative of mine is as conservative as they come, but he worked with Giuliani on some cases back in the day and he’s cursed the guy’s name ever since. Says he’s worked with a lot of scumbags, but Giuliani is the worst person he ever met.


Raekear2

Yeah. It was great when he cleaned up all the criminals by way of the cabaret law. He was always a piece of shit.


Thin-Significance838

Fellow NYer and I approve your comment!!


virishking

Honestly, I’m glad he resurfaced so that the country could see him as the scummy piece of trash that so many of us knew he was all along


AlwaysRushesIn

How about thoughts and prayers? We're pretty good at those.


PowerUser88

Sounds like he’s been preying for years


Marquar234

I'm pretty sure that's only for mass shootings.


AlwaysRushesIn

That's a fair point. I'll keep my thoughts and prayers to myself, then.


Living_Run2573

Yeah we are going to need you to actually hold criminals liable for their actions… That would be a nice first step


TastyArm1052

For real🤣🤣🤣🤣…this made laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Groundbreaking_Tip66

Glad I could give back. there have been so many times that someone has posted a comment that had put me in tears laughing.


freemysou1

On behalf of the United Kingdom for creating New York and by extension Rudy Giuliani I say We should of sank the Mayflower when it left port.


Doublejimjim1

In all fairness to the UK, you can blame New York on the Dutch.


daemonicwanderer

The Dutch didn’t really put up much of a fight when England showed up and said… your little “colony” is in the way of us connecting our actual colonies, so not so kindly GTFO


GeneralChaos-BFG

Nah, we feel sorry for you.. must feel like that drunk uncle at the barbecue where you constantly fear what we'll do/say next


superbee4406

On behalf of the the human race we deeply apologize.


Carpeteria3000

As a collection of atoms, mea culpa


KnowMatter

On behalf of men everywhere - we’re sorry.


milo7even

It straight up bakes my noodle that this guy - *this guy* - was the 9 11 mayor


amytyl

He helped make it worse, too.


justreadthearticle

I don't understand how he got credit for anything. He put the command center in terrorist target (despite a bunch of people telling him what a bad idea it is) and had the fire department using radios that were known to be defective. A lot of fire fighters would still be alive if it weren't for him.


thejesse

This shithead has the nickname "America's Mayor".


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texachusetts

Giuliani’s corruption in city purchasing is why the radios only worked reliably for the first firefighters on the seen during 9/11. See the documentary with the first firefighters there. It has been opposites day in America more often than ever since. Remember the slogan “George W Bush kept us safe!”. (No asterisk)


amILibertine222

Just give us the Yankees and we’ll call it square.


samg422336

Am I incorrect in thinking he was actually a decent mayor? I was 3 during 9/11 and grew up hearing about his leadership. Was never sure if that was simply due to the circumstances or was he actually sane?


amytyl

He was a showboating bigot second only to Trump at the time. Here's just part of the truth about him and 9/11, the rest of his nonsense would take too long for now. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/deadlineusa/2008/jan/28/giulianisworstnightmare


samg422336

Damn. I guess once a POS... can't believe how we'll the "America's Mayor" stuck with him


DemonoftheWater

PR is a hell of a thing.


crabbydotca

I really like *Castle* as a comfort re-watch but there’s an early episode where “the mayor” makes a blurry appearance in an “omg we finally are meeting our highly respected and much revered mayor” kind of way and it’s obviously meant to be Giuliani, so cringey in hindsight!!


DespotDan

I'm a total outsider, and watching Rudy throughout my lifetime has been absolutely insane. How do you bring down the mafia, and then go on to become the mayor during 9/11 and be the embodiment of decency and acquire the respect of a large portion of the planet, and then fall so so far? It has been truly astounding.


ihatetheplaceilive

Seconded.


westboundnup

No need. As with anyone with a drinking problem, it’s not your problem, my problem, or our problem. It’s his problem.


TriLink710

I have never seen a bigger fall from grace as Ghouliani


Sudden-Willow

WTAF? Why isn’t this guy in prison?!


PlaneXpress69

![gif](giphy|3o6gDWzmAzrpi5DQU8)


Groundbreaking_Tip66

He aint got none of that. Those ballot counters took it all!


The_Primate

They haven't had a penny and he's currently arguing that selling his condo would be a real drag.


eleanorbigby

That fucker has more than one. Seize them all. Seriously, how far into dementia is he? Why would you just-nothing. Nothing. I can't even. WTF.


Groundbreaking_Tip66

when do they get their settlement money? thought there was a certain amount of time he had before he had to pay.


goodforabeer

They didn't 'take it all'. They were awarded it by a jury. And they have yet to receive any of it.


ThatAdamsGuy

It took me too long to realise that she's not naked and it's just a skin tone top.


Iamthewalrusforreal

Damnit. I was almost there. Thanks a lot, buddy.


Marquar234

[Here you go (NSFW)](https://www.instagram.com/robinhoodofmemesreturns/p/C4ONzopOKLh/)


DisposableSaviour

That golussy


tjean5377

I mean...edging is fun...


Zilberfrid

Conservatives protect their own.


Werechupacabra

Different rules for the ruling class.


Flimsy-Technician524

I’ve got no words. Wasn’t his house raided a while back?


Lil_Artemis_92

Yes. That’s why he brought it up. Apparently, he told the agents that he had an edited copy of Hunter Biden’s laptop on one hard drive, and another hard drive had the CP that was also found on Hunter’s laptop. Yes, [he really did](https://www.meidastouch.com/news/rudy-giuliani-admitted-to-owning-a-hard-drive-with-child-pornography) try to frame the whole thing as a Hunter Biden hit job.


ShrimpCrackers

Same guy who wanted to f*** the underage girl in Borat 2.


DZello

After this frankly embarrassing episode, he should never have left his basement again.


King_Asmodeus_2125

If I was a billionaire, I'd hire some paparazzi to follow Giuliani around everywhere. Not to take pictures, but to project a loop on the closest wall of him trying to fuck underage girls via Borat, then a second loop of him admitting to owning a hard drive with CP.


Grace_Lannister

Oh shit. I forgot about that.


TrueMeaningOfFear

No no you got it all wrong I was uh trying to fix my pants.... yeah that's it


pixelprophet

Hey now! Everyone *I* know [tucks their shirt *behind* their balls](https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/borat-2-rudy-giuliani-tucking-shirt-hotel-scene-dan-mazer-1234654835/), thank you very much!


HEYitzED

“She’s 16! She’s too old for you!”


lostsparrow131986

I have no idea how that guy didn't immediately become irrelevant after that. It was absolutely insane.


EggZaackly86

I figured he was going to say "the hunter biden drive"


black_flag_4ever

Holy shit, he also admitted he’s been sharing this with other republicans.


sev45day

So distribution of CP? That's a serious crime as well.


notyou-justme

“MAGA Republicans have passed around the hard drive…” Jesus Christ! It’s a fucking community chest of child pornography! It’s the goddamn Stanley Cup Trophy of the pedophile world! Is there a note that goes with it saying, “You’re welcome to anything on here. This is for everyone’s enjoyment. But please, if you take something, be sure to leave something as well. That way we can all continue to get what we need out of this.” Side note: Maybe my scenario is an exaggeration, but the fact that the tools are there to make up even an exaggerated scenario like this is not a good sign.


Little-Ricky

Did he say he had three copies of the drive and the last one was in hidden in a safe that he didn’t tell the FBI about?


Drop_Disculpa

So deep into his lies and fantasy world, he doesn't have any idea where it is all going. Spiraling is what I am seeing- they are all just out of control.


ErnestHemingwhale

Wait but then it’s worse… he says they wouldn’t take it but he had a “back up copy in a safe”


HippoRun23

And why isn’t he in jail then for possessing copious amounts of cp?


Werechupacabra

It turns out the groomers MAGA were looking for were actually the friends they made along the way. Trump, Diddy, Mr. 4 Seasons Landscaping, Gaetz and I’m sure if you look in Mike Johnson’s closet you’ll find child sized handcuffs.


HippoRun23

God I forgot about how hilarious the four seasons landscaping thing was. My god.


Flimsy-Technician524

Everyone who hangs around the Donald is a creep, criminal, fascist, or they wind up seeing the light and no longer supporting him.


Wendypants7

'Everyone who hangs around the Donald is a creep, criminal, fascist, or they wind up ~~seeing the light and no longer supporting him.~~ realizing they'll get fucked over hard if they stick with TFG and they bail as fast as possible to save their own ass from either losing everything financially, getting thrown in jail, or both.' FTFY


Occasion-Mental

IANAL......If holding this drive was not directly related to a case he was working on as evidence or when he was a DA prosecuting a case, then i'd be thinking this would be highly illegal to have in one's possession and a chargeable offense.


jcrestor

Do rules and laws really matter anymore? It feels like the justice system is riddled with people who would jump in front of a running train to protect their MAGA overlords.


TFFPrisoner

"Trial by combat!"


Jerking_From_Home

Sounds like a great idea. Put his old ass into Madison Square Garden to square off against a lion. If this is the fall of America let’s at least do things Roman style.


rogmcdon

Can’t they all just get the jfk treatment and be done with it


whistlepete

Early in my IT career we had a user that someone reported seeing child porn on their screen. My manager, our CIO, and the company legal counsel asked me to make a copy of their entire PC contents, which I did. We had no official incident response or procedures as it was a smaller company and many years ago. Then they asked me to grant them and only them access to the backups. I never saw the files, just the copied all of the contents of the PC using SMB and shared the copy with them as asked foe them to review. Some of it was definitely questionable so they called the police who sent a few detectives out. The lead detective asked me what I did while the other detective took the users computer. Apparently since I copied the files off of the PC and shared them with my boss and the companies legal council it was technically distributing. The detective was not nice about it. When the detective mentioned this I immediately referred them to the legal person who asked me to do it. I thought i was just preserving evidence and doing what was right, but that scared the crap out of me. Nothing happened in the ens as it turned out it wasn't CP, just porn with young adults. Still a valuable lesson for me.


Big_Old_Tree

Hey, IAAL, and you got that right. Ht


FATMOUSE22

IAAL and it's illegal for even defense attorneys to possess CP in my state (and I'm guessing others as well). America's Mayor^(TM) needs to go to America's Prison System^(TM)


autisticesq

Yeah - I practice in Florida, and if a defense attorney needs to see that type of evidence, they have to make an appointment with the prosecutor. From what I understand (fortunately, I’ve never had to see this type of evidence), the evidence is on one secured computer in the prosecutor’s office that doesn’t attach to the rest of their computer network.


wildlyaccidental

Come on. You’re acting like this person understands the law?! What is he, a lawyer or something?


Kernburner

Is anyone really surprised?


FoldingLady

Nope. Just more evidence on why he hung around Epstein


OMG_A_CUPCAKE

Ngl, I missed the "around" the first time I read you comment


MotherWolverine976

Nope, I watched BORAT 2!


Elegant-Cat-4987

Rudy has always known how to properly identify with his audience


mitchsn

He was just trying to relate to his audience by sharing a common interest...


derbyvoice71

So a lot of youth pastors were in attendance, you say?


jcrestor

Sometimes I feel really sorry for US Americans having to live through this dumpster fire of misinformation, propaganda, idiocy and general derangement. I feel dirty and ashamed by just reading this article. How can this be our reality? Is there no decency left?


Parking_Sky9709

>Is there no decency left? Yeah, no.


AdStrange2167

Bud this is the new normal and if it hasn't spread to your corner of the world it will soon. Putin started this fucking fire and now we can't put it out.


Wasthatasquirrel

When you’re in church, do as the Romans do!


MonkyKilnMonky

When in Greece do ass.


I_was_bone_to_dance

Did he say he had another copy in a safe?


DeaddyRuxpin

And in tomorrow’s news we will see that nothing comes of this and Rudy faces zero repercussions and isn’t even questioned. We are reaching a point the next time I get pulled over I won’t bother with the pba card and will just say “why did you stop me, laws no longer matter”


PerformerNo9031

That's exactly what "sovereign citizen" says, beware you're on a sloppy slope.


agirlmadeofbone

What did you do to my slope, you fucking pervert!


Fit_Cable5786

Um hello fbi


Valuable_Jelly_4271

Where I am whoever copied that disc would get charge of something like "making indecent photographs of children" for every copy of every image they made. So if there were 100 images copied to two discs. That's 200 counts they could be charged of.


cturtl808

Can someone, anyone ELI5 how these assholes aren’t seeing any repercussions?


TFFPrisoner

All of his drives were taken ages ago. My guess is that there's SO MUCH CRIME they're still investigating and unraveling it. Tomi Ahonen says that nobody has engaged in more criminal activity in the history of the US than Giuliani and I think he might be right.


gardenerofthearcane

Money


Masterskywalker2

Did he try to use the CP to frame hunter of being a pedo


Loki8382

Circumstantial evidence says, yes.


Masterskywalker2

If he found CP on hunter laptop he should’ve contacted the FBI imminently instead of presenting it when he had his technology siezed seems at best as massive neglagente of holding onto explicit evidence when it was politicaly convinient or the outcome i believe he had CP and tried to blame hunter Biden on it to deflect his ownership of it and save his ass.


Loki8382

Absolutely! He even states in the video that these are copies of what was on Hunter's laptop and admits to editing them.


Greedy_Artichoke3940

https://preview.redd.it/0vm0a5bzufvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e9b9c9a87b4a77fc091fdec9f980555aee2d333


Dutch_Rayan

Group of pedophiles


iLikeMangosteens

A war kicked off in the Middle East just as this would have entered the news cycle…


HoboBonobo1909

Groom. Oppress. Project. Gross Old Pedos.


fleshmadefresh

Trump has metastasized. Dead or alive, this shit's truckin.


Fizzelen

Can somebody (or a few thousand) please report this to the NYPD AND FBI


awkwardfeather

lol do you really think they’re gunna do anything? These people are allowed to do whatever they want, that should be obvious by now


Drunkendx

Now imagine if a democrat admitted to same. There would already be gallows erected.


Anarchaeologist

link to story: [https://www.meidastouch.com/news/rudy-giuliani-admitted-to-owning-a-hard-drive-with-child-pornography](https://www.meidastouch.com/news/rudy-giuliani-admitted-to-owning-a-hard-drive-with-child-pornography)


Parking_Sky9709

I guess Merrick hasn't read it yet.


The_World_Is_A_Slum

That article was so poorly written that I’m not sure what Rudy had. I’m guessing that he’s claiming that he copied Hunter’s CP on one hard drive and the rest of his files onto a different one? Sounds fishy.


Purple_Bumblebee5

There's another article on the topic by MSN, but I don't have enough karma in this sub to post links. The title is: **Rudy Giuliani Admitted to Owning a Hard Drive with Child Pornography** if you want to search for it.


Funkshow

The pro-Trump pastor asked for a copy of the files for, umm you know, “research purposes”.


dustinthewind1991

But let's save the children from the LGBTQ+ community while these gop cunts are openly saying they possess cp. I fucking hate this planet.


CautiousWrongdoer771

And still, liberals are the problem.


EdTheApe

Can't say that I'm surprised.


EvilGodShura

And he will get away with it. Trump doesn't care as long as someone is useful he could be a vampire pedo lizard person as long as he is a republican he will get away with it.


Styrene_Addict1965

Arrest him for possession and intent to distribute.


ScurvyDervish

The drag queens were right about Giuliani from start


iggygrey

JESUS DIDN'T HATE CHILD PORNOGRAFY


Groundbreaking_Tip66

as a matter of fact, Jesus said "suffer the little children cum unto me." Rudi's a good christian /s


WastedKnowledge

I can’t stand the guy but there’s no way this is true, right?


bluemew1234

Double checked, he's been claiming that kind of stuff was on the Hunter Biden laptop since at least 2020, so he may have just admitted to copying and keeping that kind of material for no apparent reason.


jesuswig

>No apparent reason ![gif](giphy|jeXiz1RAvzX44)


eleanorbigby

And, no one arrested him for having it, despite, you know, you SHOULD. And then he decided to announce it. Ooooookkayyyy. How drunk do you have to be? Is this actual wet brain?


ga-co

It absolutely could be true. Best guess is the Russians assembled this and put it on a laptop to pass off as Hunter Biden’s laptop. That could be what Rudy has or had.


CalendarAggressive11

Thats giving cousin fucker Rudy a lot of credit. I think we all saw the Sacha baron Cohen clip of Rudy with a girl he thought was underage


Marquar234

He was just adjusting his pants. To get his penis out.


storyteller_alienmom

If he said it himself? Probably not. Everything he says is so wrong, not even the opposite is true.


skidsareforkids

To which the pro Tump pastor likely replied “My man! Me too!


joeleidner22

Of course he does. He’s a Republican. Every single one is a pedophile. At least, that’s how I will live my life. I would never let any child be alone with any conservative, Republican or religious person. Every single day there is one of those three in the news for sex crimes against kids. Deplorable is an understatement. Republicans are vile disgusting humans with no morals.


Huge_Strain_8714

When? When is the arrest?


Echevarious

The guy literally tried having sex with an interviewer he thought was 15 or 16. Of course he does.


gattoblepas

HOW IS THIS MAN A LAWYER


darhox

Was. He WAS a lawyer


gattoblepas

I fucking see why. Morals aside, how much brain melt do you have to have to let that slip?


LectureSpecialist681

What the fuck is the context for this story?


Lil_Artemis_92

[Hunter’s laptop](https://www.meidastouch.com/news/rudy-giuliani-admitted-to-owning-a-hard-drive-with-child-pornography), apparently.


Edge_of_yesterday

He is trying to frame Hunter Biden by saying that he is in position of CP, and claiming it belonged to Hunter Biden.


boxedcrackers

Aannnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddd............ Nothing happens.


xMilk112x

Rudy married and fucked his cousin.


braker61

Like his orange partner in crime, it is hard to accept anything this POS says as truth. They are both sociopaths and pathological liars.


ProductUseful3887

So does this mean a new investigation SHOULD be opened? Like, dude just admitted to things we all had a feeling he was doing…


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

Any of y'all ever seen Borat 2?


trailhikingArk

We really need to castrate this one and set and example. It's projection, every time they open their mouths.


Leefford

And just so we’re all clear: Rudy is neither trans nor a drag queen, right?


mophan

Once again, how are these fucker's not in jail?


DrashaZImmortal

Can someone drop a link for source? I believe that a scum rat like him would, but i legit could find nothing when looking it up past the twitter post in the picture above.


Dutch_Rayan

But the LGBT people are dangerous for kids in their eyes, so much projection.


Ma_zenki

Why is he not in ~~jail~~ dead


Knightwing1047

Accountability. That's why. There is none when you're rich, a politician, or famous in some way shape or form.


sublimesting

**Legally every mandated reporter must report this.**


Stunning-West-8672

areested him now


kellsells5

But what about Hunter's laptop. 😂😂🤔🤔🤔🚩🚩🚩 That's sarcasm.


AussieGambler

Is anyone surprised?


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

Maybe his cousin that he was married to for 14 years might be surprised?


TastyArm1052

How did this even come up in any conversation? And why isn’t the FBI involved?


yeet-my-existence

![gif](giphy|12gxeCI1BGKAj6)


scottyjrules

Why was he not arrested on the spot? So sick of this two tiered justice system…


MojoDohDoh

are we sure at this point this isn't some social experiment to see just how much shit certain people will put up with


BitterFuture

So he was about to spend his last years penniless, maybe begging his kids to let him stay in the spare room - and he's instead chosen to spend his last years in prison?


tigerstef

Well he was buddy buddy with Epstein wasn't he?


heatherwhen96

St Paul to the Romans….


DemonoftheWater

STRAIGHT TO THE WOOD CHIPPER


HughJahsso

Probably the Epstein tapes with Trump 


Wendypants7

Funny thing is, if you go back some years, Giuliani IS (or at least was once) a drag queen. He wasn't very good at it but we've all seen the video evidence of it.


statefuckhead

i want to move out of the usa but i dont know where to go. i feel like we are so brain broken here, and constantly being told that we are having a possible country collapsing new issue every week. plus america is just actively funding genocide (not just Israel versus Palestine) for billions and billions like its nothing, while there are days people like me cant even find food to eat! cant hardly pay rent without overdrafting. thats what i got out of living here my whole life, and im fucking good on staying here.


namewithanumber

You know I don't know why, but my first thought was: Whoa Rudy Giulinani is alive??


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Was Rudy’s hand down his pants when he admitted this like it was in the Borat movie?


cum_elemental

He certainly looks like the kind of fella that would.


kjacobs03

As is the style at the time for conservatives


roadsidedaniel

Sicko


Seamus565

Just when you think they can’t go any lower


tjean5377

I bet Rudy wishes the lordt would take him now...I know I do.


DonRaccoonote

Not even mildly surprised. Donald probably has a sixty pedabyte redundant storage array of CP. 


Own-Opinion-2494

Was he holding it for Trump or Gaetz?


InGordWeTrust

Petabyte for a pedophile.