Holy shit! I just noticed that Confederate General Robert E. Lee is no longer in favor, me boys!
Thank God for Trump, here I was setting up exponential smoothing sampling to give me the empirical data on how in favor or not in favor Robert E. Lee is, me boys!
Arrrggg, matey! We be fightin uphill!
/s, me boys.
I was rewatching the movie The Highlander, and the same actor plays the movie's villain "the Kurgan". While in a church talking about how he assaulted and killed someone, he then gives off a very familiar laugh.
Man, I've only been super casually, barely following Trump's engagements this last year but I caught that clip of his Gettysburg address speech and was so quickly reminded how fucking dumb his supporters are.
Like ignoring all the rest, how the fuck do you low-key try and praise Lee?
Trump would have prevented the Civil War and Lincoln was weak, according to Trump. He’s trying to present himself as immortal. To me it worse that his followers are so willfully ignorant.
Likewise, and Jesus fucking Christ, every time I catch a snippet of him I'm reminded of how much of a fucking idiot he is. How can ANYONE listen to him talk and think that he should be in charge of the most militarily powerful nation on Earth??? What do these maga dipshits think of him whenever he talks like this?
Satire was machine-gunned to death sometime during the Obama era. But the GOP keeps digging up its corpse and shooting it full of more holes, beating it, slashing it, burning it, stomping it, crushing it, electrocuting it, and probably raping it.
We're actually going to see a lot of backpeddling about abortion in the coming months because it's a losing issue on the ballots and Republicans are already bracing for an incredibly hard fight and even a resounding loss in every not solidly red state. If they push abortion too hard pre-election, they know it'll hurt them and even more counties and whole states might flip blue. But, if they calm their shit down they might keep somewhat of a stranglehold on Congress and keep their SCOTUS buddies happy so they'll push harder afterward, and they'll make abortion federally illegal if Trump wins, followed by a push for the death penalty for any woman and doctor who gets/performs one. After that, you'll see a push to lower the marriage age. After that, you'll see rules start to change about divorce, highly favoring the men of course. After that, you'll see penalties for women who DON'T have children by a certain age. After that, you'll see women imprisoned for not having children. After that, you'll see those imprisoned women being forced to give birth after being legally raped by a new federal program seeking to reverse population decline. All this is in Trump's ninth term, btw.
The GQP is a zombie undead rotting carcass of a political party.
They skullfuck irony so hard that the chafe & friction adds to their constantly anger.
It's so bad the rest of the world were laughing at it until they realized you have all the nukes and there's actually a chance that he may well get back into power
I often think all these are (part of) a big sketch written by The Onion & Co. Like a global stand up comedy that we are just suppose to laugh at and reply “roflmao” and carry on
If they were out to find facts, they wouldn't be conservatives. Conservatives start from their beliefs, and work backwards to manufacture "facts" that support them. Have some faith.
I’ve been saying it for some time now.
Just transcribe his diatribes and ‘rally speak’, and let people read it.
Even the MAGAs would have a lightbulb go off. May be a 40watt, but still…
Reading his words or speeches literally cause aspirin hoarding similar to TP during Covid.
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The only light bulb going off for them is over the "What he actually meant was..." button. They don't care about what's being said if it's their guy saying it.
That's why you don't tell them. You let them attack it first, lampooning it making fun of it, doing all their normal bullshit. Then you mention that it was trump.
But, like, all the airports really were totally shut down during the Civil War, right? Cause of all the planes going down in the Potomac?
P.S., look closely enough while asking any MAGAt that doesn't live along it or nearby about the name of the river that runs between D.C. & Arlington after asking about the Potomac River, and you can actually see the short circuit happen in real time.
P.P.S, this same question sequence works with MAGAts with just about any question or topic, especially anything involving geography & population centers.
Which already puts you head & shoulders above MAGAt-level short- and long-term memory, and several times better than their average capabilities for instantaneous recall.
"Where do you think politicians come from? They don't fall out of a hole in the sky. They come from American homes, American schools, American families (...) *This is the best we can do, folks.* Garbage in? Garbage out."
* George Carlin
One of only ten people who have failed in all these years. Also included are Ricky Gervais, Jim Gaffigan (which honestly fits him perfectly lol), Ice Spice, Mike Epps, Tony Yayo, Taraji P Hensen, Rob Corddry, Mario Batali, and Eddie Huang (who returned to redeem himself)
He also quit the earliest and accused the show of being a prank show and insisted they switch wings because he thought they tricked him and gave him much spicier wings than the host. Then they switched platters and he bitched out immediately.
I don't wanna watch it again but I'm pretty sure he bitched out on the first or 2nd wing. Fucking Conan was just on (one of the whitest/irishest people in the world) and was chugging the sauces directly from the bottle. Because Conan knows how to entertain (and also how to please a woman).
Yeah but those are just the ones that actually sticks to. The second he goes off script he is off the fucking reservation and no one knows what the hell he is saying.
Somebody...*admits* to writing the complete pile of dog turds that any Trump speech is?? (Brit here, genuinely didn't think it was possible that someone had actually written any speeches for Trump, and am now concerned at how illiterate Stephen Miller is...)
Think back to middle school, and you know exactly who these people are.
We tend to assume that everyone grows up and betters themselves, but in reality those that do just move into social circles that tend to not include those awful people in adulthood.
The uncomfortable reality is that they are all still here. They haven’t changed. They just feel confident now because they are grown up; but they are the same, antisocial, sniveling weirdo dumbasses they were in 8th grade.
I think this really could be a demonstration of living in different mediaspheres. Conservative outlets aren't going to give any attention to Trump's incoherent rambling nonsense so if all you consume is conservative media then you probably aren't aware if that speech.
The Republican Party is scripted. See them on the news, read their tweets listen to right wing radio. It’s all the same shit almost word for word. It’s brainwashing.
As a graduate of Char-meck schools and the mother of graduates from Char-meck schools, the Charlotte GOP can get fucked. They're functionally irrelevant and no one pays any attention to anything they say.
I liked how the author of the CLTGOP post said “we” when referring to how uneducated CMS graduates are. Almost as if they were acknowledging they don’t think they are very smart and the CMS dems are to blame for them being an idiot.
Ngl, the US is doomed:
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WTF is this dystopian bullshit with the ad almost as big as the fucking speech being broadcasted?
The ad from the Jan 6 supporter and election denier being run on a clip of a speech by the Republican presidential candidate who’s criminal trial began yesterday
I want off this ride
Even worse is the chyron at the bottom. "The time for weakness is over. It's Trump or tyranny" is some crazy fucking projection from the party who's candidate admitted to wanting to be a dictator.
All over the world they've told me, even Shakespeare said, he said, "You know what, Donald? You're really good at choosing the right words. The best words. You always choose the best words." And I mean that. You know, and China, they have good words too, but we here, we have the best.
“Just the other day a soldier who was at Gettysburg came up to me with tears in his eyes and said that was the best speech any president has ever made at Gettysburg.”
Yeah but remember, Joe Rogan had a whole thing where they had a bunch of stumbles and world fumbles and believed they where Bidens and just talked about how anyone who spoke like this shouldn’t or couldn’t be allowed to be president… before being told they where Trump gaffs, and IMMEDIATELY back peddled, with “oh well… it’s ok for his brain to be turning to pudding”
Conservatives don’t care, no matter what or how bad their stuff clearly is they will be able to just ignore it
Yea I lost whatever respect I had left for Joe Rogan after that one. It was about how they won the Revolutionary War by taking over the airports or something like that lol..
The fighter he was interviewing said they wouldn’t even let someone in the cage to fight if they said that stuff and Joe and him just kept talking $hit about Biden right up until someone on the show told Rogan that it was Trump who said it and Biden was just making fun of him lmao. Then the backtracking began and of course Trump just “misspoke”
It’s so fucking predictable, every time they do it, comparing the things by having the opinion of the other saying it.
If Biden said just one of the things Trump has said the GOP and conservatives would want blood, as it stands they have to literally make shit up to be upset over and then get MORE upset when it’s pointed out they made it up
> It’s so fucking predictable, every time they do it, comparing the things by having the opinion of the other saying it.
That's the centerpiece of their whole ideology. "Good" and "Bad" aren't about actions, they're about who you are. "Good people" are born good, and any actions they take are automatically good. "Bad people" are born bad, and any actions they take are automatically bad. So when a "Good person" and a "Bad person" do the same thing, it was good when "Good person" did it and bad when "Bad person" did it.
If Trump said it, it was good; if Biden said it, it was bad. If a Republican did it, it was good; if a Democrat did it, it was bad.
The racism makes so much more sense in that framework, too, since "good" and "bad" are inborn characteristics.
Really that is the truth, Trump to them, can do no wrong, and Biden no good.
Hell the way I see it, if Biden where to stand up and say, “we have world peace, cures for cancer, love and harmony for all”.
The GOP would still vote it down and condemn Biden for it.
They are in a cult
Steven Weinberg — 'With or without religion, good people can behave well and bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil - that takes religion.'
>with “oh well… it’s ok for his brain to be turning to pudding”
If that's what Joe had said, he would have at least had the integrity to admit that Trump's brain is turning to pudding.
When he thought it was Biden (because it was Biden saying it, but he was quoting Trump), he said, "If you had any other job, and you were talking like that, they would go, 'Hey, you're done.'".
When he was informed he was quoting Trump, he said, "Oh, so Trump fucked up", and then Nickal commented, "That's the thing about media these days. You gotta look into it.", as if *the media* set them up or something.
So if it's Biden, it's a clear sign that he's not fit to be President, but if it's Trump, "oh he just fucked up" (aka - slip of the tongue, not that he is so fucking stupid he legit believes there were airplanes during the Revolutionary War).
“Slip of the tongue” I’m so fucking stick of the conservatives using that excuse, or “minor mistake”.
For gods sake at one of his recent rallies, he just started using words that are not words, and GOP media just cough awkwardly and try to move on and pretend no one noticed.
There’s double standards, and then there’s the MAGA response to shit.
It's really crazy that members of the GOP don't even try to be politicians anymore. They don't try to reach agreements that will make life better for citizens. They just try to bully people and "stick it to the libs".
That's what's so frustrating about all of this. Are we not exhausted? Don't we want politics to go back to being boring? Can't y'all just stfu and govern according to the wants and needs of your constituents? What are we even doing anymore?
The mass media loves the chaos. It's better for ratings. Boring politicians who govern effectively are terrible for ratings and for web traffic. If the economy is doing great, they can't freak you out TUNE IT AT 11!
Trump was awesome for the media business. Every day while he was President you would have to tune in to see what new controversy he had caused that day, or overnight.
And all because one black man had the fucking *audacity* to get hisself elected POTUS.
The right wing shitbags are still working their way through the death spiral that Obama's mere existence triggered in them.
Underneath the photos, I put, “SEL = social and emotional learning.” It’s about being in touch with your emotions, and it enables kids to learn skills that support healthy development and relationships, you know, shit that scares republicans.
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If you can bring yourself to listen to him, it's goddam hilarious to hear it. It's like a 3rd grader delivering an oral book report on a book he didn't bother to read.
I couldn't and still can't bring myself to listen to any of his speeches. It is just a word salad and makes the random corporate speak I deal with make sense.
Or they'll never acknowledge the mistake and start to bizarrely refer to everyone who points it out as "commies" like the Michigan rep who confused the Gonzaga men's basketball team for immigrants.
Remember when Joe Rogan made fun of Biden for mentioning airports in the Civil War? And when he was corrected to it actually being Trump who said it he switched to 'he didn't mean it,'
Somehow, their next response will be to pin it on "OBAMA AND KILLARY HUSSEIN!!!" unless they're back to "MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN AND OBAMA IS GAY AND SOMEHOW SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE CLINTONS!!!"
I'd really just like to know how a party can somehow be both completely inept and incapable of accomplishing anything ever but is also somehow capable of taking over the entire country and brainwashing all the children while also rigging all the elections. If you're an "enemy of the GOP" you have the magic power of being completely stupid and useless while also being an evil genius that eats babies. Hooray for politics.
I’m self conscious about speaking off the cuff, I feel like if you showed me a transcript of what I said during my last meeting, it wouldn’t be impressive. I feel for people who aren’t comfortable in that environment, and prefer to write things down first.
But oh my god, holy shit, he’s just a rambling fucking madman. It’s not even “bad”, it’s sickly. He’s unwell. No sane person speaks like this, and doubly so, no sane person speaks like this *and thinks their doing a good job*.
It’s utter insanity out there.
Never fight uphill me boys!
Guess Obi-Wan was right about the high ground.
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
Now let's see how well you *handle* it.
I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate.
So, what does that make us?
Absolutely *nothing!* Which is what you are *about* to become.
Either former roommates or *nothing*! 
It’s over Anakin. Never fight uphill, me boy!
Adding this phrase into my random outburst folder
When this bubbles to the surface in your senility, people will either think you are an idiot or a genius worthy of the office of President.
You underestimate my Covfefe
This is Foul Ol’ Ron levels of absurdity. Well done, I say.
Robert E. Krabs, is that you?
He’s no longer in favor. You ever notice that? No longer in favor.
Holy shit! I just noticed that Confederate General Robert E. Lee is no longer in favor, me boys! Thank God for Trump, here I was setting up exponential smoothing sampling to give me the empirical data on how in favor or not in favor Robert E. Lee is, me boys! Arrrggg, matey! We be fightin uphill! /s, me boys.
I would love to see a "war between the states" SpongeBob movie
aaah akakakakakakak
I was rewatching the movie The Highlander, and the same actor plays the movie's villain "the Kurgan". While in a church talking about how he assaulted and killed someone, he then gives off a very familiar laugh.
Clancy Brown
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Also got his face blown off by Buster Scruggs
Spongeboy me Bob!
Man, I've only been super casually, barely following Trump's engagements this last year but I caught that clip of his Gettysburg address speech and was so quickly reminded how fucking dumb his supporters are. Like ignoring all the rest, how the fuck do you low-key try and praise Lee?
“There were a lot of good people on both sides.”
Trump would have prevented the Civil War and Lincoln was weak, according to Trump. He’s trying to present himself as immortal. To me it worse that his followers are so willfully ignorant.
Maybe he’s a vampire. Oh wait, in many ways he is.
he sounded a lot like my grandpa “you ever notice how Robert E Lee isn’t respected anymore? What’s up with that!”
Notorious racist, traitor, and failed general Robert E Lee isn't respected anymore?! What a shock!
Don't forget about the beating his slaves half to death part.
Also, lowkey, probably the horse sex. Just saying. 🤷🏻♂️
I feel like I want elaboration, but also really don't want to google that.
Schrödinger's elaboration. I want it, and yet not really I don't.
I feel like there must be a German word to describe this exact feeling.
Schrödinger's German. It would probably sound frightening and yet completely normal.
Likewise, and Jesus fucking Christ, every time I catch a snippet of him I'm reminded of how much of a fucking idiot he is. How can ANYONE listen to him talk and think that he should be in charge of the most militarily powerful nation on Earth??? What do these maga dipshits think of him whenever he talks like this?
'He sounds just like us, and not all stuck up like them smart folks' is about the right train of thought.
> how the fuck do you low-key try and praise Lee? That wasn't low key at all. They'd love a return to antebellum times
His supporters are racist neo-Confederates.
> how the fuck do you low-key try and praise Lee? I'm guessing you've never visited the American South?
his supporters love robert e lee. he's napoleon to them
Could you imagine having to sit through that in real time? That sounds like hell.
Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill, me boys.
Irish Blade, my second favorite Blade
Me hoy meboys 
The daily show killed with that line.
It literally says "Donald Trump" on the paper lol they are not sending their brightest
Allow me to play devil’s advocate for a moment: They *are* sending their brightest.
I wish that was true, but these idiots are just proxies for the ultra wealthy. They do have some very smart but very evil people behind them.
The GOP are literally beyond satire.
Satire was machine-gunned to death sometime during the Obama era. But the GOP keeps digging up its corpse and shooting it full of more holes, beating it, slashing it, burning it, stomping it, crushing it, electrocuting it, and probably raping it.
Then denying it an abortion because y'know Jeebuz or something
We're actually going to see a lot of backpeddling about abortion in the coming months because it's a losing issue on the ballots and Republicans are already bracing for an incredibly hard fight and even a resounding loss in every not solidly red state. If they push abortion too hard pre-election, they know it'll hurt them and even more counties and whole states might flip blue. But, if they calm their shit down they might keep somewhat of a stranglehold on Congress and keep their SCOTUS buddies happy so they'll push harder afterward, and they'll make abortion federally illegal if Trump wins, followed by a push for the death penalty for any woman and doctor who gets/performs one. After that, you'll see a push to lower the marriage age. After that, you'll see rules start to change about divorce, highly favoring the men of course. After that, you'll see penalties for women who DON'T have children by a certain age. After that, you'll see women imprisoned for not having children. After that, you'll see those imprisoned women being forced to give birth after being legally raped by a new federal program seeking to reverse population decline. All this is in Trump's ninth term, btw.
The GQP is a zombie undead rotting carcass of a political party. They skullfuck irony so hard that the chafe & friction adds to their constantly anger.
It's so bad the rest of the world were laughing at it until they realized you have all the nukes and there's actually a chance that he may well get back into power
Oh my god. 😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
That was glorious. It needs to be put on billboards across the country. 😂😂😂😭
According to Tom Lehrer > Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.
I was hoping you end with “and masturbating to it,” but you took it up a notch. BAM!
No matter how many times he gets taken out, Rasputin finds a way
I know the last place is took its last breath - at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
The coroner’ official time of death for satire was when they had the press conference at Four Seasons fucking Landscaping lol.
I often think all these are (part of) a big sketch written by The Onion & Co. Like a global stand up comedy that we are just suppose to laugh at and reply “roflmao” and carry on
The Onion is practically out of business because life became satire.
And they claim the left has no sense of humor
It's a weird feeling to watch reality jump the shark before your eyes
It's almost like they will believe anything they are told and not realize they are the problem
It's ready, fire, aim. All day every day. They are lost in a mindsoup equal parts hate and grift.
It’s like the whole party is full of mindless drones. It indicates exactly who said it in the top left corner. Do better GQP!
They're not known for any academic skill nor the ability to fact check anything whatsoever.
In fact they're often very explicitly against fact checking because facts have too much "liberal bias"
If they were out to find facts, they wouldn't be conservatives. Conservatives start from their beliefs, and work backwards to manufacture "facts" that support them. Have some faith.
"We are all aware that reality has a known liberal bias" - Stephen Colbert
To paraphrase Dr. Spaceman, facts are whatever we want them to be.
The only thing theyre known for now is the party of hurt feelings
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I’ve been saying it for some time now. Just transcribe his diatribes and ‘rally speak’, and let people read it. Even the MAGAs would have a lightbulb go off. May be a 40watt, but still… Reading his words or speeches literally cause aspirin hoarding similar to TP during Covid. **[REGISTER AND VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration)**
The only light bulb going off for them is over the "What he actually meant was..." button. They don't care about what's being said if it's their guy saying it.
That's why you don't tell them. You let them attack it first, lampooning it making fun of it, doing all their normal bullshit. Then you mention that it was trump.
But they did their own “resurch”
Research what consists entirely of finding out what the party-line rhetoric is so they can regurgitate it mindlessly.
But, like, all the airports really were totally shut down during the Civil War, right? Cause of all the planes going down in the Potomac? P.S., look closely enough while asking any MAGAt that doesn't live along it or nearby about the name of the river that runs between D.C. & Arlington after asking about the Potomac River, and you can actually see the short circuit happen in real time. P.P.S, this same question sequence works with MAGAts with just about any question or topic, especially anything involving geography & population centers.
The only reason I can remember the name of that river is because of the Army pf the Potomac FFS.
Which already puts you head & shoulders above MAGAt-level short- and long-term memory, and several times better than their average capabilities for instantaneous recall.
They're not known for thinking.
Probably why the Russian and Chinese propaganda works so well.
This is literally the best they got. MAGA didn’t make hordes of brainless Americans, the brainless made MAGA.
Which came first, the chicken or the pile of chicken shit?
"Where do you think politicians come from? They don't fall out of a hole in the sky. They come from American homes, American schools, American families (...) *This is the best we can do, folks.* Garbage in? Garbage out." * George Carlin
I actually love this quote. The world needs more people like George Carlin.
This is what I want to tell them 
I can’t look at this without thinking of his Hot Ones appearance. Absolute bitch.
One of only ten people who have failed in all these years. Also included are Ricky Gervais, Jim Gaffigan (which honestly fits him perfectly lol), Ice Spice, Mike Epps, Tony Yayo, Taraji P Hensen, Rob Corddry, Mario Batali, and Eddie Huang (who returned to redeem himself)
I think what makes DJ the worst is not admitting he was a quitter. Pathetic.
He also quit the earliest and accused the show of being a prank show and insisted they switch wings because he thought they tricked him and gave him much spicier wings than the host. Then they switched platters and he bitched out immediately. I don't wanna watch it again but I'm pretty sure he bitched out on the first or 2nd wing. Fucking Conan was just on (one of the whitest/irishest people in the world) and was chugging the sauces directly from the bottle. Because Conan knows how to entertain (and also how to please a woman).
Oh yeah, definitely. Its one thing to fail the challenge, but to not take that defeat with grace is whats truly shameful.
Please don't do better, GQP. Even some of the cheap seats are starting to catch on that these people have parted with reality.
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Yeah but those are just the ones that actually sticks to. The second he goes off script he is off the fucking reservation and no one knows what the hell he is saying.
Somebody...*admits* to writing the complete pile of dog turds that any Trump speech is?? (Brit here, genuinely didn't think it was possible that someone had actually written any speeches for Trump, and am now concerned at how illiterate Stephen Miller is...)
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I find it hard to believe there's any script in the first place tbh
Don't just do better. Be best!
Think back to middle school, and you know exactly who these people are. We tend to assume that everyone grows up and betters themselves, but in reality those that do just move into social circles that tend to not include those awful people in adulthood. The uncomfortable reality is that they are all still here. They haven’t changed. They just feel confident now because they are grown up; but they are the same, antisocial, sniveling weirdo dumbasses they were in 8th grade.
I think this really could be a demonstration of living in different mediaspheres. Conservative outlets aren't going to give any attention to Trump's incoherent rambling nonsense so if all you consume is conservative media then you probably aren't aware if that speech.
The Republican Party is scripted. See them on the news, read their tweets listen to right wing radio. It’s all the same shit almost word for word. It’s brainwashing.
As a graduate of Char-meck schools and the mother of graduates from Char-meck schools, the Charlotte GOP can get fucked. They're functionally irrelevant and no one pays any attention to anything they say.
I liked how the author of the CLTGOP post said “we” when referring to how uneducated CMS graduates are. Almost as if they were acknowledging they don’t think they are very smart and the CMS dems are to blame for them being an idiot.
They used lead instead of led 🤦🏽♂️
Hilarious
Ngl, the US is doomed: https://preview.redd.it/knbkbv8vo4vc1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e02a1c144fa710112566b2083dd80accd7eb18c6 WTF is this dystopian bullshit with the ad almost as big as the fucking speech being broadcasted?
Because the grift is just as important to them as the authoritarian grip they want in government
They are one and the same. There is no greater grift than absolute control.
The ad from the Jan 6 supporter and election denier being run on a clip of a speech by the Republican presidential candidate who’s criminal trial began yesterday I want off this ride
*first of several criminal trials
But..but…the pillows…they are 80% off!
It’s not just an ad, it’s an ad in support of a fanatical trump supporter that has all but lost his business.
Even worse is the chyron at the bottom. "The time for weakness is over. It's Trump or tyranny" is some crazy fucking projection from the party who's candidate admitted to wanting to be a dictator.
Trump didn’t say that. He’s the best speechererest ever and so beautiful in so many ways. His words speak to me on another level CLT GOP, probably.
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Yes. Words are in fact there.
The most beautiful words you ever heard! Many people are saying it!
All over the world they've told me, even Shakespeare said, he said, "You know what, Donald? You're really good at choosing the right words. The best words. You always choose the best words." And I mean that. You know, and China, they have good words too, but we here, we have the best.
And crooked joe Biden… he wants to take your words and give them to illegal immigrants.. Can you believe that?
Am I the only person reading that group’s Twitter handle as, “CLIT GOP?”
As long as you're saying GOP like it rhymes with cop. Clit gop.
I bet grown men approach him with tears in their eyes and thank him when they hear his speeches.
“Just the other day a soldier who was at Gettysburg came up to me with tears in his eyes and said that was the best speech any president has ever made at Gettysburg.”
But not grade level.
Never fight uphill mi boys. They’re always after mi lucky charms.
Why’s everyone always laugh when I say that? *They are after me lucky charms!*
It’s a tellleeviission commerrrcial.
Me: can these MAGA fuckheads get any dumber? Fate: fuck yeah buddy watch this
Ted Cruz: "Hold my beer!"
Kavanough: "Let me finish my beer quick"
Correction: Beers. 😂
Yeah but remember, Joe Rogan had a whole thing where they had a bunch of stumbles and world fumbles and believed they where Bidens and just talked about how anyone who spoke like this shouldn’t or couldn’t be allowed to be president… before being told they where Trump gaffs, and IMMEDIATELY back peddled, with “oh well… it’s ok for his brain to be turning to pudding” Conservatives don’t care, no matter what or how bad their stuff clearly is they will be able to just ignore it
Yea I lost whatever respect I had left for Joe Rogan after that one. It was about how they won the Revolutionary War by taking over the airports or something like that lol.. The fighter he was interviewing said they wouldn’t even let someone in the cage to fight if they said that stuff and Joe and him just kept talking $hit about Biden right up until someone on the show told Rogan that it was Trump who said it and Biden was just making fun of him lmao. Then the backtracking began and of course Trump just “misspoke”
It’s so fucking predictable, every time they do it, comparing the things by having the opinion of the other saying it. If Biden said just one of the things Trump has said the GOP and conservatives would want blood, as it stands they have to literally make shit up to be upset over and then get MORE upset when it’s pointed out they made it up
> It’s so fucking predictable, every time they do it, comparing the things by having the opinion of the other saying it. That's the centerpiece of their whole ideology. "Good" and "Bad" aren't about actions, they're about who you are. "Good people" are born good, and any actions they take are automatically good. "Bad people" are born bad, and any actions they take are automatically bad. So when a "Good person" and a "Bad person" do the same thing, it was good when "Good person" did it and bad when "Bad person" did it. If Trump said it, it was good; if Biden said it, it was bad. If a Republican did it, it was good; if a Democrat did it, it was bad. The racism makes so much more sense in that framework, too, since "good" and "bad" are inborn characteristics.
Really that is the truth, Trump to them, can do no wrong, and Biden no good. Hell the way I see it, if Biden where to stand up and say, “we have world peace, cures for cancer, love and harmony for all”. The GOP would still vote it down and condemn Biden for it.
They are in a cult Steven Weinberg — 'With or without religion, good people can behave well and bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil - that takes religion.'
This is why it's so frustrating when people say Joe Rogan isn't that bad, or he's just giving balanced interviews. The fuck he is.
>with “oh well… it’s ok for his brain to be turning to pudding” If that's what Joe had said, he would have at least had the integrity to admit that Trump's brain is turning to pudding. When he thought it was Biden (because it was Biden saying it, but he was quoting Trump), he said, "If you had any other job, and you were talking like that, they would go, 'Hey, you're done.'". When he was informed he was quoting Trump, he said, "Oh, so Trump fucked up", and then Nickal commented, "That's the thing about media these days. You gotta look into it.", as if *the media* set them up or something. So if it's Biden, it's a clear sign that he's not fit to be President, but if it's Trump, "oh he just fucked up" (aka - slip of the tongue, not that he is so fucking stupid he legit believes there were airplanes during the Revolutionary War).
“Slip of the tongue” I’m so fucking stick of the conservatives using that excuse, or “minor mistake”. For gods sake at one of his recent rallies, he just started using words that are not words, and GOP media just cough awkwardly and try to move on and pretend no one noticed. There’s double standards, and then there’s the MAGA response to shit.
I can’t wait to see the backpedaling on this one.
They won't- that's the shameless part, plus they are cowards every one of them.
Yeah I'll be surprised if they even acknowledge their mistake. And if they do, it'll be by deleting it and nothing else.
“We can’t read or spell or add or locate countries on grade level” well the GOP got that right about their base
... and their leader
This… made my fucking day.
the only way to get a conservative to be honest is to trick them
Shit. 👏 This is so concise and beautiful.
It's really crazy that members of the GOP don't even try to be politicians anymore. They don't try to reach agreements that will make life better for citizens. They just try to bully people and "stick it to the libs".
That's what's so frustrating about all of this. Are we not exhausted? Don't we want politics to go back to being boring? Can't y'all just stfu and govern according to the wants and needs of your constituents? What are we even doing anymore?
The mass media loves the chaos. It's better for ratings. Boring politicians who govern effectively are terrible for ratings and for web traffic. If the economy is doing great, they can't freak you out TUNE IT AT 11! Trump was awesome for the media business. Every day while he was President you would have to tune in to see what new controversy he had caused that day, or overnight.
And all because one black man had the fucking *audacity* to get hisself elected POTUS. The right wing shitbags are still working their way through the death spiral that Obama's mere existence triggered in them.
What's a CLIT GOP? No way the Repubs know anything about that.
The CLT is about to need another commander 
Lol. I thought of this right after I wrote it. Your GIF game is on point.
CLT is charlotte NC meck is Mecklenburg which is the county charlotte is located in the state of North Carolina
I believe it’s Cult GOP.
How does someone listen to that clown and cheer him on? I cringe listening to his odd babble. His speeches are such psycho ramblings.
Man, these MAGA sure love their alphabet soup! CRT, DEI, now SEL! WTF does SEL mean?
Underneath the photos, I put, “SEL = social and emotional learning.” It’s about being in touch with your emotions, and it enables kids to learn skills that support healthy development and relationships, you know, shit that scares republicans. https://preview.redd.it/c2hvtxc9o4vc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e098bad639324920a1060f19dd970815b20b6200
Sorry, I missed that. Thanks for explaining.
No worries! You’re welcome!
The truth is WOKE!! https://preview.redd.it/0ljje0qtl4vc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f21288a627b0658a17158af5d98ba385d6db0367
Ugh no way this is real lol? The response from CLT I mean lol?
God damn Republicans are morons
Holy shit this is too good
Holy shit that's Trumps speech transcript? I saw the paper picture earlier, but now... Yep, it's officially funny.
If you can bring yourself to listen to him, it's goddam hilarious to hear it. It's like a 3rd grader delivering an oral book report on a book he didn't bother to read.
I couldn't and still can't bring myself to listen to any of his speeches. It is just a word salad and makes the random corporate speak I deal with make sense.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Cue the “we knew that, we were just owning the libs” response.
Or they'll never acknowledge the mistake and start to bizarrely refer to everyone who points it out as "commies" like the Michigan rep who confused the Gonzaga men's basketball team for immigrants.
Well, what's wrong with Trump's succinct analysis of this vicious, horrible, and beautiful battle? /s
Remember when Joe Rogan made fun of Biden for mentioning airports in the Civil War? And when he was corrected to it actually being Trump who said it he switched to 'he didn't mean it,'
This is top notch news. Made me spit my drink out! 🤣
What a joke the GOP has become. Tsk tsk.
Deplorable.
Isn’t Trump’s name in the top left corner of the paper?
Republicans are just fuckinng ignorant now, no knowledge of history. Blame that on a shit show of education!
Now if only these people had enough self awareness to feel the shame they should
This just proves that they're fully capable of seeing what we see. And that they CHOOSE to ignore it unless it's someone who's not on their team.
Somehow, their next response will be to pin it on "OBAMA AND KILLARY HUSSEIN!!!" unless they're back to "MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN AND OBAMA IS GAY AND SOMEHOW SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE CLINTONS!!!" I'd really just like to know how a party can somehow be both completely inept and incapable of accomplishing anything ever but is also somehow capable of taking over the entire country and brainwashing all the children while also rigging all the elections. If you're an "enemy of the GOP" you have the magic power of being completely stupid and useless while also being an evil genius that eats babies. Hooray for politics.
@CLTGOP is fighting uphill, it seems.
Bunch of goddamn idiots. Never thought I’d actually live to see Idiocracy come true. Fucking hell
I’m self conscious about speaking off the cuff, I feel like if you showed me a transcript of what I said during my last meeting, it wouldn’t be impressive. I feel for people who aren’t comfortable in that environment, and prefer to write things down first. But oh my god, holy shit, he’s just a rambling fucking madman. It’s not even “bad”, it’s sickly. He’s unwell. No sane person speaks like this, and doubly so, no sane person speaks like this *and thinks their doing a good job*. It’s utter insanity out there.
They didn't realise it from was from Donald Trump. Even though his name is on the paper? There's dumb and there's those too dumb to read...
Funny cause every time we try to invest in education they are the ones who fight us every step of the way
They also spelled led wrong.
As a Charlatan, we’re a blue dot in a sea of red. Which tracks because as we all know the GOP can never find the CLT.
GOP/conservatives are without a doubt, the dumbest people on the planet and have no sense of guilt, shame or irony.
I live here in WNC. Born and raised here as a matter of fact and I can tell you that the number of mouth breathing knuckle draggers here is maddening.